Accidentally signed myself up for Bible studies on Tuesday. How are u.
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Random TFP headcanons Part 1 (mostly humans)
Raf is deaf in one ear and has a cochlear implant
Jack is transmasc
Miko is ADHD
Raf is Autistic
Miko at one point tried to cut her own hair
Needless to say, it did not turn out well
Jack has a genetic mutation that causes naturally sharper canines
Yes, several vampire jokes were made about this
Raf has dirt on EVERYBODY at school, and is not afraid to use it
Along with the guitar, Miko is pretty good on a drum set
Jack is frequently called emo
Miko used to bite kids in kindergarten
Raf has skipped several grades and is currently a sophomore in duel enrollment
Jack's parents had split custody until Jack's dad just didn't come to pick him up and stopped paying child support
June tried to track down her ex-husband, but to no evail
The kids see Optimus as a father figure, and he is not going to tell them otherwise
Bumblebee is Ratchet and Optimus's unofficially adopted son
Raf will behave like a creature from the pits of the underworld if he feels safe
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The bots and sleeping ramble
So I mainly have TFP in mind when I say this but do you think the bots like, freaked out at all when the humans first fell asleep around them?
I know Cybertronians have sleep cycles or something similar to sleeping (I think i've heard the terms "powering down" and "stasis lock/nap" but I'm still fairly new to transformers terminology so feel free to correct me). So they're not unfamiliar with the idea of resting for a certain amount of time to regain strength. But did they assume humans did too?
Probably yes. However I think it would be really funny if they didn't think about the idea of humans sleeping like they do.
Imagine Jack absolutely conked out on the couch after a long day and Ratchet's like "OHMYPRIMUS HE'S DEAD??" and Raf has to explain humans sleep when they're exhausted and during the night too. Or Miko taking a nap while Bulkhead's driving her somewhere and he's freaking out because Miko won't respond to him. Then she just lets out the loudest, ungodliest dad snore ever.
Wait that makes me think, the bots probably didn't know what snoring was either. Miko or Fowler are most likely where the bots heard it first, both of them seem like they'd knock a house down with their snores.
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i love how bumblebee was instantly able to tell nemisis wasnt optimus just from talking.
though this does mak eme wonder
can optimus understand bumblebee like raf?
Bee is a great character in transformers prime because it captures a balance for his type of character that shows sometimes (often) struggle with. In fact, tfp struggles with this with its other characters that fall under the same naive scrappy ruffian umbrella (looks at Miko. Looks at smokescreen.) Bee is the kid of the group. A little reckless, very naive, gets into trouble. But they successfully offset this by making him very resourceful and most importantly: incredibly observant. Which on top of rounding out his character well, also serves as great development to his role as the scout. It makes sense that he'd be the one to notice things when others don't. That's his job and he is so good at it and I am proud of him :]
As for the second point,, all the bots understand bumblebee. It's the humans who don't know what he is saying. I like the theory that bee communicates using emps instead of the standard audio waves-- though it doesn't explain why Raf can understand him.
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Just to be clear, we can all agree that Raf is absolutely going to go through Gifted Kid Burnout Syndrome in the next 2 years, right? Like- Potentially neurodivergent, super smart kid who wants attention from his family. PRIME (pun intended) EXAMPLE OF A KID WHO GOES THROUGHT GIFTED KID BURNOUT.
I'm going to hunt down fics of this
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Why is Croistring the better ship than Roguefort and Almond
OKAY. SO . this is just a reason to write a 38762862738 page essay on croisstring / direvtorstring/j
OKAY . SO first. string constantly brings up director LIKE CRAZZYYY if.that wasnt obvious, and heres like. a few examplkes
he says this becasue,, he wants to be like her,,, becasue she means that much to him i gez,,, I MEAN SHE SAVED HIM FROM LIKE. A TIMELOOP
GRRRRR????????LIKE???????????????? SHE WANTS HIM TO BE HIM????LIKE>?????????????????????dies
he'd literally give anything to director i swear to fucking god LIKE LOOK
FHEWSJUAHJAYSGAJQUAHUJUWSAHAKJAUHSJAWJUAHJUISA
HE H E EH SAYS THHIS BECASUE HE DOESNT WANNA HURT HER,,,, OR ANYNAN WHO REMINDS HIM OF HER,,, HGGRGATSARfahyAGHAGUYajiaaahuaha
MOST OF THE REASONS HE HAS A FERIENDLY STATUS WITH THE CUGIES,,, IS BECASUYE,,,, DIRECTOR TALKED ABOUT THEM..... . . .. ALSO THE FACT THAT HE ASKS A LITERAL *GOD* TO BRING DIRECTOR BACK,,, IS PRETTY... YEAH I DONT THINK.ITD BE THAT EASY TO ASK A GOD . TO BRING YOUR DEAD WIFE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THEY WANT HER TO SEE HOW THEYRE DOING I N THE PRESENT,, WAHAHAAJSKA.,,,,
duDE???LITERALLY??THE ONLY COOKIE WE KNOW THTA WORKS AT THE TDD IS CROISSANT??????????? THEY WANT TO SEE CROISSANT.???? WHAT DO YOU WANNA TELL HER HUH???HUH???????????
bros thatdedicated..ohm y god
THAT COOKIE??????IS CROISSANT COOKIE??????????????LIKE/??!!??!£%"%^!"%^&*!%*!&^&*! ERUHIUWHSWUSMWUSAHUAJMIUHUIWSJ8UHWSAAJ9AUJWS?!?!?">££r?e?w?/POS/PSO/SPOS
AIEDU8UAHAJSAHJWSAUHWSAHSW THE FACT THAT THIS WAS IN THE OFFICIAL CRK COMICS IM GOING FERAL HEHEHEHAHAHAHAHHWHEHEHEHEE
anYWAYSYYYYsssss sorry for rambling gnight
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you know what. i think the appeal of s&h isn't so much that they're products of accidentally very queer copaganda. it's a classic case of misplaced genre-based archetypes - those two bitches were never supposed to be cops. they were supposed to be cowboys riding off into the sunset sitting front-to-back on the same horse holding hands under the saloon table etc
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