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thesportssoundoff · 6 years
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The 2018 UFC Calendar That Remains And One Man’s Stupid Attempt To Book It
Joey
July 23rd
Before we begin, I began this project the day before the UFC's debut in Boise. I figured all things considered it would take me about a week give or take to flesh this whole thing out. It took me a week JUST to get through October. I got to the Denver show on Friday and that was when the UFC dropped all sorts of news about Edgar/Korean Zombie and Mike Perry/Donald Cerrone co-headlining said show. I haven't edited it. I'm not going to edit it. IF ANYTHING, I think not touching what I did before Friday is an important piece of the puzzle. Nothing really puts this project into perspective like having to look at what you did and then something immediately changing that renders it moot. Everything AFTER the UFC in Denver was done pretty much on Sunday night.
The UFC released their schedule this week for the rest of the year. There's a lot of fights upcoming, perhaps more than you can shake a stick at. You're talking 14 events, 7 in the US, 1 in Russia, 1 in China, 2 in South America (Brazil and probably Argentina), 2 in Canada and 1 in the always cool Australia. If you give the UFC it's usual average of 12 fights a show then you're looking at probably 168 fights across the course of four months. We've got 3 in September, 2 in October, 5 in November and 4 in December which is about close-ish to what we got last year. Of course two of those cards are on Fight Pass, one is on Big Fox, five are on PPV and unless I'm mistaken the remaining 6 are on FS1. I did this in the beginning of the year (foolishly I might add) but now with the year coming to a close, I might as well take one final swing at it am I right? Here's my belief on what we're going to get from the UFC to close out 2018 from show to show and as Brock Lesnar once lovingly said "From sea to shining sea!"
September 8th
Dallas, Texas
UFC 228
Main Event: Tyron Woodley vs Colby Covington
Co-Main Event: Valentina Shevchenko vs Nicco Montano
There's really nothing immediately on the docket to feel comfortable about as a headliner.  A natural-ish fit would be Ortega vs Holloway in a rebooking but Holloway's return to action is unknown. Jeremy Stephens, if he beats Aldo of course, could fight Edgar or Ortega for an interim title fight here if need be. Frankie is apparently a week away from being able to train again so an early July to early September set up is plenty of time for a dude who is  well known for his ability to be ready regardless of the circumstances. Already announced we have Zhabit/Yair and Jon Dodson vs Jimmie Rivera plus it seems pretty likely that Montano vs Shevchenko is getting announced soon-ish. That's not a main event and shouldn't be confused as such BUT it could be a respectable #2 on the bill.
September 15th
Moscow, Russia
UFC Fight Night
Main Event: Mark Hunt vs Aleksei Olynik
Co-Main Event: Shamil Abdurakhimov vs Andrei Arlovski
Consider this a mild, tepid dipping of the toe into the Russian fight market. The UFC's first event in Russia is a Fight Pass card; not even cracking the likes of FS1 or a PPV setting. While China got Anderson Silva and Kelvin Gastelum, Russia was getting Fabricio Werdum and Alexey Oleynik. That's still a fine main event but clearly not on the same level as the perceived GOAT and the top MW prospect in the division. That fight got USADA'd and in its place, we got Hunt vs Oleynik which is totally fine. A co-main event of Curtis Blaydes vs Alexander Volkov fell apart with Blaydes being hurt and Volkov opting to get paid to weigh in as a UFC 226 replacement. The UFC cut prices before the event to, in so many words, allow for poor people to get into the event and seats apparently are going to be at your standard UFC Fight Pass levels where they open up the bowl sections and ground floor only. There's been some rumors of the likes of Islam Makachev, Jorge Masvidal, Jimi Manuwa, Petr Yan, Nikita Krylov and Mairbek Taisumov (!) all getting a chance to fight but I'm betting when all's said and done, we're looking at Arlovski and Abdurakhimov being our co-main event of the evening. Or morning depending on where you are.
September 22nd
Sao Paolo, Brazil
UFC Fight Night
Main Event: John Lineker vs Raphael Assuncao
Co-Main Event: Alex "Cowboy" Oliveira vs Neil Magny
The UFC's brazilian ranks are being casually wiped out be it due to injuries, ineffectiveness, fighters leaving or retiring. The last show of the year from Brazil needs A GUY but finding A GUY who can headline is sort of tough in this market. The one thing I hold steadfast is the possibility that they could actually try giving a female fighter a chance to headline (Gadelha vs Calderwood at 125 lbs was something I thought of). I even figured Demian Maia is always like a phone call away as well but I can't think of a guy I'm excited to see him fight (or just a guy for him to fight at all). Gimme Lineker vs Assuncao in a true #1 contender fight since Marlon Moraes' two amazing highlight reel KOs probably vaults him about Raphael even with the loss. Also keep an eye on Formiga vs Pettis here as well since it's a natural "no shit" #1 contender fight at flyweight.
October 6th
Las Vegas, Nevada
UFC 229
Main Event: Conor McGregor vs Khabib Nurmagomedov
Co-Main Event: Holly Holm vs Ketlein Vieira
We've already got the unofficial official announcements of Sean O'Malley and Frankie Edgar/Korean Zombie for Vegas. One of the rumors going around is that the UFC plans on doing something, likely an interim placeholder title, for Holm vs Vieira. If so, you should absolutely do it on THIS card because the only way you're going to get folks excited about that fight is if it's got a McGregor-esque support attached to it. Conor vs Khabib will probably happen this year, if not in October then I'd bet in MSG. Conor vs Khabib IMO is a serious test of what is or isn't a big buyrate these days. The last BIG fight we had was Gennady-Canelo which did (IMO) a somewhat surprisingly meh 1.2 million----and this should beat that and comfortably. If it doesn't then we've got shit to talk about. Conor/Khabib, Holm/Vieira, Edgar/Zombie, O'Malley plus Darren Till (who apparently is a lock for this card) seems like a damn good top 5 to me.
October 27th
Moncton, Canada
Fight Night on FS1
Main Event: Rafael Dos Anjos vs Kamaru Usman
Co-Main Event: Ilir Latifi vs the winner of Glover Teix/Corey Anderson
I don't know what necessarily is in Moncton but the UFC tries in theory to go to new markets and bring special cards. The problem is they always tend to get picked apart due to injuries. As for this card? Well there were rumors that Usman vs RDA was the next fight to make in the Fall sometime and this seems like a fine enough time for it. Usman could also be a sleeper for the 170 lb title picture if there's an injury or whatever. As for the co-main? By all accounts Ilir is expected to be back in the middle of the Fall and so I'm betting this could be a good enough time. Latifi vs the winner of Glover/Corey Anderson isn't a perfect fight but there are worse fights to be co-main events. If anything it's a relevant fight at a division that's still trying to figure out what relevant is. Throw in PVZ vs Rachael Ostovich (come on now it HAS to happen) and Elias Theodorou for good measure for main card related purposes.
November 3rd
New York, New York
UFC 230
Main Event: Jon Jones vs Daniel Cormier
Co-Main Event: Brian Ortega vs the Jeremy Stephens/Jose Aldo winner or Max Holloway Third title fight: Cody Garbrandt/TJ Dillashaw winner vs Marlon Moraes Yoel Romero vs Ovince St. Preux Chris Weidman vs Paolo Costa
I'm betting that we're going to get the Jon Jones news any day now of a one year suspension redacted to July. If so, I'm betting the UFC puts Jones vs DC together with Cormier knowing that win or lose, the Brock fight awaits. DC seems really open to fighting at 205 lbs in the interim while he waits for Brock so I'm guessing/betting that if it's not Jones then it's a Shogun or a Gus here in this spot. The co-main event is a little more....prickly. Until I hear something about Max Holloway, I'm going to continue to believe that the rumors about him suffering something traumatic during his weight cut are true enough for me to not think we see him again this year. That means Ortega's going to have to fight somebody for the belt and if so, the winner of Stephens/Aldo lines up pretty damn well time wise. If Stephens knocks off Aldo then he'll have earned this shot no questions asked. The third title fight (because MSG tradition says three) was a toss up between Mighty Mouse coming back, the rumored Nunes/Cyborg fight or the TJ/Cody winner. Marlon Moraes is coming off of TWO 1st round finishes of the highest order and I think that puts him above Assuncao who has a better overall resume (and the win tie breaker) but no flashy "This is my title shot" moment. Moraes has that. As for the rest of the main card? Yoel Romero vs Gus seems like THE perfect fight to make but Gustafsson is seemingly not up for a Romero clash. That could in turn open the door for Romero vs OSP since they seem to gel up timeline wise (Romero had surgery, OSP has a family matter he's dealing with). Chris Weidman vs Paolo Costa is a rumored fight the UFC wants to put together for MSG and I'd be totally okay with that fight for both guys.  Throw in some "names" on the undercard and this card could/should be the 2nd biggest show of the year. If Jones vs DC III with two title fights doesn't get people excited then I'm not sure what else there is to offer y'all.
November 10th
Denver, Colorado
25th Anniversary Fight Night
Main Event: Tony Ferguson vs Dustin Poirier/Eddie Alvarez loser
Co-Main Event: Donald Cerrone vs Mike Perry (at 170)/Kevin Lee (at 155)
The UFC has built a whole marketing promotion for this one so this show might get a big damn deal. Tony Ferguson vs the loser of Poirier/Alvarez seems like a natural-ish fit for this card given that Ferguson is expected to be back by the end of 2018. Ferguson isn't getting the Khabib/Conor winner and I get the feeling that if Poirier wins, he's getting the title shot. This is a damn important stay busy fight at lightweight for both guys. As for Cerrone vs Perry? Donald Cerrone is a big deal in Colorado and if he stays at WW, this is a damn good fight for him. Otherwise? I like Cerrone vs Kevin Lee as a fight if Cerrone TRULY wants to try 155 lbs again. He shouldn't but if he does? Good fit for me. I like this fight a bunch. Throw in Sage Northcutt (!!!!!!!), Chad Mendes vs Mirsad Bektic, Do Bronz Oliveira vs David Teymur, Cat Zingano vs Rocky Pennington and the Rivera/Dodson winner vs Alejandro Perez and we're off to the races!
November 17th
Buenos Aires, Argentina
Fight Night
Main Event: Santiago Ponzinibbio vs Leon Edwards
Co-Main EVent: Dominick Reyes vs Jan Blachowicz
Take two! The UFC heads into Argentina (after flirting with a November 2017/Feb 2018 visit) and with Ponz healthy and ready to go, I'd imagine Argentina is about to experience a Ponzi Scheme. Ya like that? I like it. Ponzinnibio vs Edwards feels like a great piece of matchmaking given their respective winning streaks and the fact that Till, Covington and Usman have all leapfrogged them in the division. Good easy work here. The co-main is more about finding out what Dominick Reyes CAN'T do at this point. I've seen him steamroll dudes with enough ease to get a little curious/froggy as to what necessarily else he's got for us. I am, dare I say, intrigued. Jan has proven himself again after an up and down UFC run. The time is now and it'll never be more ready than now for thesetwo. Blachowicz might even be overqualified for the job but who cares? There's plenty of fun developing Latin American talent to find a spot for on this show, like Julio Arce, Moggly Benitez, Vicente Luque (Brazilian with Chilean roots), the eternally underrated Enrique Barzola and some of the other fine Latin American fighters in the UFC and trying to get into the UFC.
November 24th
Shanghai, China
UFC Fight Night (likely on Fight Pass)
Main Event: Francis Ngannou vs Marcin Tybura
Co-Main Event: Walt Harris vs the Arlovski/Shamil Adburahkhimov winner
Would the UFC try to run back Anderson Silva in China? I'm not sure they wouldn't consider it. As more and more decent Chinese fighters start to filter into the UFC, the Chinese market seems to actually be on the verge of finally breaking through.  If there's one thing the UFC is frequently "good" at; it's sending big dudes to foreign markets to try and appeal to casual audiences with size. With the likes of Song Yadong, Li Jingliang, Guan Wang, Kenan Song and some of the Chinese female mixed martial artists at the ready; the undercard should be loaded up with local-ish talent who can be relied upon for undercard support. With that being laid down? Go big at the top. I can't think of a more direct message to send to Francis Ngannou than to put him on a Fight Pass event while still getting max value out of him with a big main event for an international crowd. Ngannou vs Tybura is a fine test for Francis and it trumps a rumored JDS fight which doesn't make a whole bunch of sense given that JDS is coming off his first win in forever while Ngannou has dropped two in a row.  Throw in a Yushin Okami fight as well just to confirm you hate your audience. We all know you do! Also would be totally down for Li Jingliang vs Chad Laprise or someone of that ilk.
November 30th
Las Vegas, Nevada
TUF Finale
Main Event: Derrick Lewis vs Justin Willis
Co-Main Event: One of the TUF Finales (below that though and another TUF finale, Brad Tavares vs Thiago Marreta)
If big dudes throwing punches isn't your thing then November might be a rough month for y'all. I ALMOST went with JDS here but I'll pass on that one to be honest. Lewis vs Justin Willis is a good test for Willis and with a lengthy stretch of time off, the Black Beast can maybe get his back right. Wouldn't be opposed to Mark Hunt vs Lewis II either. This is the last TUF of all time and it features HWs so might as well give them a HW fight too.
December 1st
Adelaide, Australia
Fight Night
Main Event: Israel Adesanya vs Derek Brunson
Co-Main Event: Alexander Volkanovski vs Josh Emmett
The Australian/Kiwi/NZ fighter's revolution is still off and popping. Right on time too as the UFC is heading to Australia in December with dudes like Tai Tuavasa, Dan Hooker, Alexander Volkanovski, Jessica Rose Clark and Israel Adesanya at the top of the run. RIGHT off the jump we've got a problem as Yoel Romero and Luke Rockhold are out of the division, Weidman and Costa are matched up, Jacare and Brunson are matched up and you've got Gastelum waiting on Whittaker. That in turn leads us to Adesanya vs Derek Brunson win or lose vs Shoeface. At this point I feel like Adesanya has been sped up so fast that it's basically a lock that he'll take on a Brunson type next. That brings us to the co-main where it's time for Volkanovski to get a bigger name. Dude's earned this shot. Volkanovski vs Emmett makes sense or even Volkanovski vs Lamas, Bektic or any of THOSE guys would be damn cool. Throw in Tai Tuavasa vs a fun punching bag and you've got one hell of a top three and Tyson Pedro vs Devin Clark too.
December 8th
Toronto, Canada
UFC 231
Main Event: Rose Namajunas vs Karolina Kowalkiewicz/Jessica Andrade winner
Co-Main Event: Junior Dos Santos vs Mark Hunt 2 Anderson Silva vs Uriah Hall Stephen Thompson vs Gunnar Nelson Jordan Mein vs Michael Chiesa
The UFC is going to try and give Toronto something special. This SEEMED on paper like the perfect spot to roll out the Whittaker vs Gaselum title fight but Rob is out into February. An interim fight here doesn't make much sense I guess. The best option is probably the most likely option and that's going to be a 115 lb title fight at the top of the bill. In the mean time and in between time, I'm a big fan of the idea of giving the strawweight division EVERY chance to succeed. Maybe a 115 lb title fight won't draw a major crowd on its own but JDS vs Mark Hunt 2 and Anderson Silva (!) makes for a damn fine balance of options across the board for a main card. Throw in two good WW fights plus every Canadian under the sun in the prelim spots and I think we're good to go here!
December 15th
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
UFC on Fox
Main Event: Alexander Gustafsson vs Luke Rockhold
Co-Main Event: Anthony Pettis vs Al Iaquinta
Outside of just popping a number for old time's sake, the UFC really has no incentive to do anything "big" here. It's a finale for Fox, one last chance for them and the UFC to put on a good show before Fox goes into bed with pro bowling and the UFC moves on to ESPN. The main event is a fine enough rebooking as Rockhold's debut at 205 vs Alexander Gustafsson still SEEMS like a pretty great idea. It's not a Milwaukee showcase without Anthony Pettis as the dude looks to continue his career rebuild at 155 lbs. I'm not entirely all in on yet on his return BUT I'm loving the idea of it. I ALMOST went with Mighty Mouse here vs Sergio Pettis as the main event but I don't know if that fight happens on Fox since there's really no major incentive for it to be on Fox. Throw in Mackenzie Dern vs Jessica Aguilar in a showcase fight/test for Dern and Edson Barboza vs David Teymur and we should be fine enough to go here.
December 29th
Las Vegas, Nevada
UFC 229
Main Event: Amanda Nunes vs Cris Cyborg
Co-Main Event: TJ/Cody loser vs Dominick Cruz
Carlos Condit vs Robbie Lawler Cynthia Calvillo vs Michelle Waterson Khalil Rountree vs Jimi Manuwa
And so we might as well end the year hot. With the final show in Vegas, it sure seems like some form of Nunes vs Cyborg is happening. In truth it's the biggest fight that WMMA can conjure up currently so I have no issue with that. Beyond that though? I think no fight is going to sell like that one will so you might as well support the undercard for thee last remaining WMMA anti-fans. Don't want to see Nunes vs Cyborg? Well how about a rematch of the best WW fight ever @ your mom about it? Lawler should be back by then and Condit has already said he wants one more go of it at 170 lbs. If ANY fight is going to get people up for one last final run, it's that one. TJ or Cody vs Dom Cruz buys us some time for Assuncao and company to maybe get a title fight in the interim. That and TJ vs Cruz 2 still has some high upside appeal to me. Calvillo vs Waterson may not appeal to everybody but Waterson is usually in a fun fight and I'm still high up on Calvillo's upside. Khalil Rountree probably fights four times between now and this show but I really think Rountree vs Manuwa can be a bonkers striking battle. Throw in Zhabit Magomedsharipov, Claudia Gadelha vs Felice Herrig, some combination of DWTCS guys, a HW fight of a high caliber and plenty of fake rumors about a second title fight and we're off to the races!
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limitsontoday · 7 years
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Faltering Strength
Green Shadow waited just outside Chompzilla’s door, a dark purple bruise covering a bit of her head. The peashooting heroine lived together with all the plant heroes within an apartment provided by L.E.A.F.. Ten doors. For ten heroes.
Penelopea’s form shook ever so slightly from worrying over Chompzilla. The pea plant recalled the events of yesterday’s mission near the artillery part of the community.
Chompzilla, are you alright?
The indomitable heroine could not speak. Her form was regenerating rapidly to counteract the lethality of a Stinky Zombie’s breath she had carelessly exposed herself to. It was taking the large heroine everything she had not to keel over.
I just need to make sure you’re alright. I think he’s-
A rock shot out from the shadows.
*CLUNK*
Penelopea fell over, the rock having knocked her out in one hit. The imps emerged from the shadows and congratulated themselves for their efforts.
Not yet, friends! We still need to destroy those cannons!
Oh, yeah! Destroy the cannons! Will do, Impfinity!
Green Shadow issued a gentle knock on Chompzilla’s door.
Please answer…
The door slid to the side. Chompzilla’s tentacles retreated from the door back to her form, which sat facing a single candle lit in the mostly pitch black room.
About yesterday…
The cannons. They did not make it, did they, Penelopea?
…no, not at all.
I let my guard down, against a sneaky zombie. I-
It’s my fault.
Penelopea reeled. Chompzilla’s fault?
You told me he was coming with lethal zombies. I figured my strength would let me overpower them, but I barely made it out of there alive. And because I was out… my gods! They hit you very hard by the look of this bruise!
Huh… yeah…
Please, let me see.
A tentacle found their way towards the peashooter’s injury. Chompzilla called upon her solar gift. The tentacle, and the injured region, glowed dimly at first, but gradually grew brighter, until it faded away quickly. The chomper returned her tentacle, leaving the peashooter in a healthy state, no bruises.
The humans will find it more difficult to defend without the cob cannons. I have only made things worse. I am to blame.
Penelopea gazed at Chompzilla, a figure she wouldn’t shy away from calling her mother, and saw it fit to embrace the enormous chomper. The comfort of such an embrace was not reduced by the two heroines’ height difference.
I promise you no-one else would fault you for this moment of weakness. And no-one thinks you only make things worse either. Not Rose, not Dave, and certainly not me.
Is that so?
Penelopea’s face became messy from her crying.
I’ll be here for you.
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Magomedsharipov vs. Bochinak 
The Good Doctor: Very interesting match up.  Bochinak is coming off a win in UFC 220, has been up and down in the UFC so far going 2-2.  I haven't quite figured out what Bochinak will be in the UFC.  Magomedsharipov is coming off two straight "Perfromance of the Night" awards (Both by submission).  Bochinak MUST keep this fight standing.  I'm just not sure he can. Magomedsharipov by submission.
Sweet MBA: Google: Magomedsharipov Dagestan Kung Fu and tell me what you see in those videos. I see Magomedsharipov by TKO.
MikeyMoTheMc: Poor Bochnaik. I feel like he’s in over his head with this one. Zabit is the truth. Zabit by 1st rd TKO.
TheBrane: Zabit Magomedsharipov has won 10 in a row finished 9 out of that 10 with 8 straight finishes. Last L 5 years ago.  6 KO 6 sub Ricardo Almeida Jiu-jitsu. Kyle Bochniak was undefeated before the UFC and flip flopped wins & losses all decisions & won his last so this week he loses.
Clark vs. Rodriguez
The Good Doctor: This fight will be interesting for one reason, Rodriguez normally comes in light. For whatever reason, that works to Rodriguez's advantage.  I'm looking forward to seeing if that will be true in this fight.  Clark has been up and down in the UFC.  In the fights that Clark lost, he's been finished.  Rodriguez happens to be a finisher. Rodriguez by KO/TKO.
Sweet MBA: Return Of The Mack! Craig David is going to be slept.
MikeyMoTheMc: Devin Clark looks like he has a few R&B albums currently out and he would rather be singing than fighting. Just my opinion. Rodriguez is gonna wash him up quickly. Rodriguez 1st rd TKO.
TheBrane:  Mike Rodriguez 4 straight wins All KO'S vicious flying knee on DWTNCS. Lauzon MMA Over Devin Clark sandwiched 2 wins by Dec between being finished by ko & sub.  Jackson Wink.
Rawlings vs. Evans-Smith
The Good Doctor: Both fighters have been demolished in their recent fights.  It's time to start asking the question whether or not either of these fighters should remain in the UFC. I can honestly say, I do not know how to call this fight.  It could go either way. Evans-Smith by decision
Sweet MBA: Evans-Smith by spinning vegan tattoo kick.
MikeyMoTheMc: Snooozefest 2018. No input on this one. Smith by decision
TheBrane: Ashlee Evens Smith loss 2 in a row but has a 2016 win over Marion Reneau over Bec Rawlings loss 3 straight & got caught with karate kid kick by PVZ.
Caceres vs. Lobov
The Good Doctor: In a fight of possibly the two worst fighters in the UFC, how do you pick?  Simple!  You don't! Draw.
Sweet MBA: Lobov by 2nd round KO. The only reason to book this fight was to find a win for Sauron's weed carrier.
MikeyMoTheMc: I feel like these two’s UFC career is on the line with this fight. So this will probably be the most exciting fight on the pres but only if these two are willing to leave it all out there! Unfortunately they both might get cut if they don’t put up a helluva performance. Lobov 2nd rd TKO.
TheBrane: Artem Lobov GOAT lost 2 straight hasn't had a KO since 2014 but Caceres weak chin will help him avoid Bellator Over Alex Caceres Lost 6 out of last 9 & every time I put my faith into this guy he let's me down.
Dunham v Aubin-Mercier
The Good Doctor: Dunham has won 4 of his last 5 fights going 4-0-1.  Including a "Fight of the Night" award in an epic battle with Rick Glenn.  Aubin-Mercier by decision.
Sweet MBA: Lobov by 2nd round KO. The only reason to book this fight was to find a win for Sauron's weed carrier.
MikeyMoTheMc: Dunham is a vet and a warrior. But Mercier reminds me of GSP too much. And thats dangerous.
TheBrane: One of the Four Brothers & since Marky Mark beat up Dr Strange enemy I gotta go with the Canuck who won 3 straight & 6 of 7 over Evan Dunham draw in last fight but won 4 straight before that.  Looks like Kane without the mask.
Lauzon vs. Gruetzemacher
The Good Doctor: Gruetzemacher has not performed well in the UFC.  On the other hand, Lauzon has lost to inferior competition of late.  Can you hear the call of retirement?  I can. Gruetzemacher by decision
Sweet MBA: Gruetzemacher by decision.
MikeyMoTheMc: I just dont feel like Gritz is a big enough challenge for Lauzon. I feel like this fight is to feed Lauzon a W and get him back on the map before he retires. Lauzon 2nd rd TKO
TheBrane: Heart goes with Joe every time but his record hasn't been great the last few years though he is never in a dull fight.  Lost 2 in a row giving Guida his first finish since 2011 & first TKO since 2008 over (but not likely) Chris Gruetzmacher had a 12 fight win steak before losing last 2 by sub.  Gritz is a  boring ass grinder so if he trashes Lauzon down it will be smoke break time for I.
Borg vs. Moreno
The Good Doctor: Since Moreno came into the UFC, he has fought nothing but the best the flyweight division has to offer.  Holding his own going 3-1 in that span.  In that same span, Borg went 2-2 including the loss to Demetrious Johnson tapping out to that legendary flying armbar.  How does one recover from that type of loss on that grand of a stage?  I guess we'll find out. Borg by decision.
Sweet MBA: Another case of terrible nick name versus horrible nick name. Taco and tinkle time.
MikeyMoTheMc: The battle of the worst nicknames in combat sports. I like Borg a lot. He’s gritty. But I feel like Moreno will be too much for him to handle. Moreno 1st rd stoppage
TheBrane: Brandon Moreno upset special. Before he Lost to Sergio Pettis had an 11 fight win streak 8 of them finishes over Ray Borg had championship experience almost going the distance with DJ before the now famous Suplex Armbar Tekken move.
Kowalkiewicz vs. Herrig
The Good Doctor: This is a HUGE opportunity for Herrig.  Herrig has been on a roll! Winning her last 4 fights including a "Performance of the Night" award making Kailin Curran say "uncle".  But on the other hand, none of those opponents were the caliber of Kowaliewicz.  Both of Kowaliewicz's losses were to 2 of the top 3 fighter's in the straw weight division.  How will this fight play out? Kowaliewicz by decision.
Sweet MBA: Herrig don't want them polish hands but Karolina isn't trying to stay one dimensional either. Kowaliewicz by submission.
MikeyMoTheMc: Herrig is a tough lady. In great shape. And has a promising future. But she isn’t ready for Karolina. Kowalkiewicz by decision
TheBrane: Karolina Kowalkiewicz Is a  Stone Faced KILLER over Felice Herrig. I can't stand this attention whore but she has a 4 fight win streak & Karolina needs to put that to a stop.
Iaquinta vs. Felder  
The Good Doctor: This is a case of two fighters on a hot streak going head to head.  Iaquinta has finished 4 of his last 5 fights by KO.  Felder has finished his last 3 fights by KO.  I expect Iaquinta to take this fights to the ground. Iaquinta by decision.
Sweet MBA: Very hard to call. If it goes to the ground, Iaquinta. If it stays standing at range, Felder. If it becomes a brawler, Iaquinta. If it goes to clinch, Felder. Therefore, Iaquinta by decision because NY stays hating.
MikeyMoTheMc: This is gonna be a great fight. I feel like these two and going to put on a great show but Felder will fight more cautious which will cost him. Laquinta 1st rd TKO
TheBrane: Paul Felder can't go against a guy named "The Irish Dragon" 3 fight win streak all TKO. Always in a slugfest over AL Iaquinta 5 fight win streak & 8 of 9 although I thought Masvidal beat him in a split decision.
Cheisa vs. Pettis  
The Good Doctor: Pettis is back to where he belongs at 155lbs.  Coming off a KO loss to Poirier in November 2017, Pettis looks to get back on track against a tough opponent.  Cheisa is coming of a controversial loss to Kevin Lee in what some would call, one of the worst officiated fights of all time.  I absolutely love this match up.  This one is tough to call. Pettis by KO/TKO
Sweet MBA: I always relate and love to young men who fight for a father that has passed well before it is his time. However in this scenario, it will be Chiesa by submission.
MikeyMoTheMc: I am a big Pettis brothers fan. But this fight is a total nightmare for Pettis. Maverick will submit him easily. Maverick 1st rd sub (Rear naked choke)
TheBrane: Michael Chiesa. I think this guy gets better Everytime he fights & he says that the ref stopped his fight with Kevin Lee prematurely.  Won 3 straight before that loss and wants to get back into title contention over Anthony Pettis. Showtime has not been the same highlight reel producing fighter since USADA came around.
Moicano vs. Kattar
The Good Doctor: Kattar is coming off that crazy KO of Shane Burgos.  Moicano got caught slipping in his last fight against Brian Ortega (But Ortega is catching everyone these days).  Moicano is a fantastic striker but leaves a lot to be desired in the power department.  However, Moicano in my opinion has a distinct advantage on the ground.  This should be interesting.  In the end, I look for Kattar to gain momentum. Kattar by decision.
Sweet MBA: Kattar is a buzz saw and Moicano is a woodman. Tune in when it gets dusty.
MikeyMoTheMc: In my personal opinion a high percentage of Brazilian fighters have glass jaws. I frel like Moicano will end up falling into this high percentage. Kattar 1st rd KO
TheBrane: Calvin Kattar What a comeback in his last fight against Burgos. Won 10 straight but only 3 TKO in that stretch over Renato Carneiro.Only loss was his last fight against Brian Ortega.
Namajunus vs. Jedrzejczyk
The Good Doctor: We all saw what happened in the last match up. I will always say that when you get smashed in a fight, you do not deserve a rematch. But since this rematch is happening, I expect more of the same in this next fight. Jedrzejczyk hasn't learned that all that mind psyching does not work with Namajunas. Namajunas by KO/TKO
Sweet MBA: More of the same. Rose plays with her for a round longer and then folds her with a kick, chokes her out. Shouts to my bro Pat Barry.
MikeyMoTheMc: The fight I have been waiting for! I love Thug Rose and Pat Barry. But Joanna is my favorite UFC fighter. Shes will learn from the mistakes that were made when she lost her belt. And she had a better weight cut than last time.Thug Rose had a perfect gameplan and executed last fight. She deserved that win. She humbled Joanna with a left hook. But I just don’t think she can do it again. This will set up one of the greatest rubber matches in UFC history.
TheBrane: Rose Namajunas. I think the mental aspect of not soaking to Joanna at all really worked wonders for her in their first fight.  She won't have that advantage or the advantage of Joanna possibly taking her lightly.  However I think the loss being so devastating is still in Joanna head over (heart) Joanna Jedrzejczyk I still love Joanna & think she is one of the best strikers in WMMA, my heart jay loves Rose a but more. Although I wouldn't be surprised one bit if Joanna lights Rose up,  I just think her ego was a bit inflated during her title reign. Also I didn't life the way she claims she didn't tap in the last gift when she clearly did.
Ferguson vs. Nurmagomedov
The Good Doctor: This is the fight that I have been waiting for.  This fight is going to be determined by where it goes. But at the end of the day, I believe that Nurmagomedov will dictate where this fight takes place. No one has been able to keep him from his game plan. However, with that being said if anyone can do it is definitely Ferguson.  Ferguson must keep this fight on the outside. And make sure that Nurmagomedov is that the end of each strike. Distance will be key in this fight.  If this is a striking battle, Ferguson will win this fight going away. How will this play out? We'll have to wait and see. Nurmagomedov by KO/TKO
Sweet MBA: Herrig don't want them polish hands but Karolina isn't trying to stay one dimensional either. Kowaliewicz by submission.
MikeyMoTheMc: The fight the world has been waiting for! This is gonna be a GREAT fight but Khabib is going to excute a beautiful gameplan against Cucuy and submit him. Cucuy will not give up easy thou! Khabib is the future of the devision and I see him setting a title defense record once he wins that belt. Khabib by 3rd round submission.
TheBrane: Khabib is just so well rounded he has 8 KO's 8 Subs & 9 Dec. I think his wrestling & relentless pressure gets him the title Over (this one is a coin flip) Tony Ferguson Tony is also very well rounded & has the kind of stamina that makes Cardio Cain look tired.  He only has 1 loss in the ufc & has since went on a 10 fight win streak. I think Tony could end up catching Khabib in a slick sub but ultimately I think Khabib will be smart enough to avoid them.  Although Tony does have pretty good tdd, & could keep him at distance with stiff jabs.  He may just have enough striking prowess to out strike Khabib & we did see MJ catch Khabib so I wouldn't be totally shocked if Tony pulled it off with Strikes.
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