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Hobie brown x mute reader?

AHHHH WHAT THE FREAK THIS IS SO CUTE I CANT ANYMORE WHY IS IT SO PERFECT 😭😭😭 IM GONNA SOB

my new favorite Hobie Brown dynamic thank you for this image and thank you for requesting <3

I made this fem reader because that's easier for me to write btw!!

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Hobie Brown of Earth-138, was currently on the run.

Well...sort of on the run.

As he stumbled around a corner and raced down Main Street, with a small group of cops chasing him, he began to realize that spray-painting in broad daylight may not have been the best idea he'd ever had.

He ran through the door of a bakery, quickly greeting the cashier before jumping through their back door into a darker alleyway.

"GET BACK HERE YA PUNK!"

He just laughed as he kept running throwing spray cans behind him to throw the pigs off his trail. He was so focused on the people behind him that he didn't even realize that there might be someone in front of him.

BAM

He slammed into someone, sending both of them toppling to the ground. He groaned stumbling to get back up, looking down in horror when he realized he'd nearly killed a girl. He roughly pushed his elbows into the floor to push himself up, but when his eyes met yours his mind suddenly went blank.

You clutched the back of your head in pain, wincing silently as you looked up at him, wide-eyed in confusion.

"Oi!" Hobie was broken out of his trance by the voices of officers behind him and he immediately scrambled around the corner, grabbing your arm to pull you with him as he hid behind a dumpster.

He covered your mouth with his hand to make sure you stayed quiet as he peered from behind the trash can, eyes scanning over the officers who walked in the other direction, fuming.

He sighed, pulling his head back to catch his breath for a moment before looking at you, a slightly apologetic grin on his face. "Sorry 'bout that, dove. Didn't mean t'scare you. You alright?"

You nodded, pulling back slightly to stand up, brushing your clothes down. You looked back at him, cocking your head to the side slightly before you began moving your hands.

What was that about? Are you okay?

He stared at you blankly for a second, before his eyes widened, like a light bulb had lit up in his head. "Is that sign? You're deaf?" he asked, standing up, a curious smile on his face. Suddenly, he brought his hand up to his forehead, shaking his head. "Ah, you probably don't understand what I'm saying, d'you? Stupid." he muttered to himself.

He looked back at you in shock as a noise left your mouth. It was an odd noise, like a quiet wheeze, but when he saw the smile on your face, he realized...you were laughing. His eyebrows shot up. "So you can hear me?" he asked, chuckling in response.

You nodded, a smile on your face. "But you can't talk?" he asked, leaning in a little as if he was inspecting you.

You shook your head, smile dropping slightly. "Ah. I see. Uh...what's your name? Can you like write it out for me?"

You hesitated for a moment, before you began tracing the letters of your name into the air while he stared intently. "That's pretty. It suits you." He said endearingly, reaching his hand out towards you. "My name's Hobie. Hobie Brown." he took your hand in his and pressed his lips to the back, eyes boring into yours.

It's nice to meet you, Hobie Brown.

He laughed. "I don't speak sign, so I guess all I can do is hope you said something nice back." he teased.

You laughed again, brushing your hair back. His expression suddenly dropped when he noticed a light scratch on the side of your neck. "Shit...did I do that?" he asked, peering a little closer.

"Can I see?" He asked. A little confusedly, you nodded, pulling your hair back a little more as he put his hand on the small of your back, pulling you a little closer. "Must've happened when I rammed into you. Sorry, dove." He said sheepishly, his finger gently flicking across the cut. "Did I scratch anywhere else?"

You shrugged your shoulders, putting your hand on that part of your neck as well, trying to feel the scratch. You shook your head, putting your hands in front of you as if you were telling him, it's okay.

He hesitated before sighing, putting his hands on his hips. "Alright. How can I make it up to you then?" he asked, cocking his head to the side. "How bout a coffee?" he waggled his eyebrows at you.

He watched in delight as you laughed a third time, your face scrunching up slightly as you looked away, shaking your head. He thought it was the cutest thing. "What? is that a yes?" he asked, leaning in towards you as you pulled your head back, a coy smile on his face.

You stared at him, still smiling widely before nodding. "Hah! I knew it. Ladies can't resist me." he grinned proudly, offering you his hand. "I know a great place nearby...join me?"

I don't like coffee. Can we get something else? You signed.

His eyebrows furrowed. "Uh...what?"

You shook your hands, trying to find a way to explain to him. You gestured towards yourself and made a drinking motion before shaking your head and making a grossed out expression.

He stared at you. "You...don't like coffee? Is that what you're saying?"

You nodded furiously, smiling in delight at his realization. "Yes! Another point for me." he laughed, pumping his fist out. "Alright...do you like tea?"

You nodded this time. I know a place.

"I'll take that as a yes?" he asked. "You have a place in mind?"

You nodded again, taking his hand, moving your head to the side as if gesturing for him to follow you. He smiled, putting his other hand in his pocket as he squeezed his fingers around yours. "Perfect. It's a date."

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summercreolefanfictioner · 1 year

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sakamaki brothers: the peeling shrimp debate headcanons

a/n: bruh I just wanna have fun lol and yes the peeling shrimp/perilla leaf debate has been ongoing in some Korean threads. in case you don't know, the peeling shrimp debate is when your friend or a third wheel peels a shrimp for your S/O.

SHUU

-doesn't care tbh cause he thinks the debate is nothing but wack so yeah people can go peel a shrimp a two for his s/o

-the only time he would give a flying fvck is if this person decided to feed his s/o

-and at that moment, he'll just steal the shrimp away by casually eating it before the s/o receives it

-he'll just say it's troublesome to peel a shrimp so he'll just get a peeled one from someone else

REIJI

-ngl no one knows if he is jealous or not bcos he just actually cares abt the shrimp tbh

-like is this person peeling it right? cause if they aren't, he'll just step in and do the job

-ending: he peeled the shrimp for everyone

AYATO

-HOHOHOHOHO

-this one's funny bcos while Ayato won't care who peels the shrimp for who, he'll prob punch the living daylights of someone who dared feed his s/o

-like the moment this person holds a shrimp and says "aaaahhh" to his s/o, he'll straight up grab their collar and say, "what the heck are you trying to do, punk?"

-so yeah, he's the guy with the slogan: "yes to peeling, no to feeding"

KANATO

-if you value your life, never peel the shrimp for his s/o--more like don't pay attention to his s/o in general

-like srsly this guy will give you the death stare if you try to give his s/o attention while eating

-I swear if his death stare could talk, it would just say, "eat your shrimp or I'll peel you"

-he actually reminds me of what jungkook said in this one video abt not wanting someone to peel a perilla leaf for his s/o

-like bruh Kanato's imagination and accusation run wild so 🙄

LAITO

-manipulation at its finest bcos no one gets to eat the shrimp 💀💀💀

-why? bcos this sick fvck decided to play with their minds by saying "eh? you're going to eat that? are you sure? it might be poisoned you know"

-he even adds details like "I saw the cook touch it with dirty hands"

-ending: all of you went to order a different food

SUBARU

-this one is a mix of both Ayato and Laito

-main reason: not only did he went violent, but also flipped the table in shock and anger

-like okay he doesn't care if someone peeled a shrimp for his s/o

-but the minute this piece of sht held that shrimp and said "aaaahhhh" that's when all hell broke loose and Subaru just freaking stood up and flipped the table

-"what the fvck are you doing?!" he would snarl

-ending: not only did all of you have to pay for the meal that you didn't get to eat, but you also have to pay for the damages 😭

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