#probably bc it is the most mind numbingly boring m/f couples on earth | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

shopcat · 1 year

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why don't you like st@ncy? (i don't either i'm just curious)

cuz i like steve ❤️ and i think we should commit biochemical warfare against straight couples to be honest. also they should both get a restraining order against each other and possibly create dolls that look like the other and then set them on fire

#asks #sorry to the person that just got @d oh my god #i guess i have actual reasons but it literally also just is so fucking lame and boring 😭#i don't get the ppl who think they're Cute or Romantic i don't get how weirdly popular it is to the #and i will borrow a phrase from the annoying girlies here. General Audience #but it's also like whatever i haven't seen fucking st4ncy content more than once or twice in my ENTIRE time online #probably bc it is the most mind numbingly boring m/f couples on earth #what would they even do together. what are these people imagining... Ohhh. imagine them shopping for furniture 😚#imagine nancy cooking a meal for steve while he's at work 😍.....#LOL. whatever #we need to bring back hating straight couples again im tired of the m/f couple positivity #when it gets applied to the Corporate Mandated Heterosexual Netflix Couple at least #also he's gay to me. obviously. so #sts #it's also kind of moot too it's like hating i dunno. god. well it's like hating st4ncy #they're not getting together ... they were together for like one and a bit seasons ... i think if they got togerher steve would end up #committing suicide or nancy would change her name and leave the state #i just cannot imagine romanticising monotony ... kind of funny #should people die for it no. should they do it where i can see it well they don't. but if they did i would be like What

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