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Potion Vendor FAQs:

What’s your name? I am the Honorable Alchemist Zykocea the Radiant, but that’s mostly just a PR thing. My friends call me Zoe.

Do you sell love potions? No.

Do you sell potions of invisibility? No.

Do you sell fire resistance potions? No.

Why do I have a suitcase? Fuck if I know. Cool outfit though. Very goth.

Do you sell a potion to treat brain hemorrhaging? No.

So what CAN your potions do? I sell health potions.

Are you sure these are health potions? They do something to your health.

Is this just ditch water with some pink glitter? No.

Really? I’ll have you know I added some fruit juice too.

Why is this starting to sound like a conversation? Oh just you wait. We’re just getting started.

Is your business model legal? Fuck no. I poisoned the food safety inspector before they could snitch.

Did you just admit to murder? Just fucking try to convict me. I’ll poison the judge too.

So can you make poison potions? No.

Then where do you get the poison? I secrete it from my skin.

Are you shitting me? Yep, I’m shitting you. I have a guy. A poison guy. He DOES secrete it from his skin though.

How does that work? …Fuck if I know. Maybe a wizard did it. Damn, now I’m kinda curious.

You never asked? The idea of asking literally never crossed my mind.

Wanna ask him? Let’s do it. I don’t have anything better to do, and a road trip beats sitting around running my fraudulent potion business.

Road trip? He lives in Seattle.

Your poison guy lives in Seattle? All poison guys live in Seattle.

For real? All the poison guys I know live in Seattle.

And how many poison guys do you know? Just the one.

Why are you like this? Years of living on my potions. It changed me.

Do you know what his address is? Nope. He just mails me my poison in unmarked boxes.

You just get your poison in the mail? We already poisoned everyone who could do anything about it.

So how are we going to find him? We’ll figure that out eventually I’m sure.

Can I drive? God no. You can pick music, but I maintain veto rights. Make sure you pick something with a lot of questions if you want to sing along.

Where’s your car? The garage connects to my house, so you’re getting a little tour. Here’s the kitchen: only one of the stove burners works and I’m pretty sure the microwave is haunted.

Why do you think that? Because of the ghost that tries to kill me whenever I run it.

What’s in that room? That’s my bedroom. It’s pretty much just a mattress on the floor and every single Warrior cats book.

You were a Warriors kid? Yeah, and then I never found the time to put the books away. There’s so many fucking books. I use them in place of furniture because I can’t afford chairs.

Your fraudulent potion business doesn’t make much money? After buying all that poison I just about break even.

Can I see your potion brewing room? It’s right through here. Ignore the mess, running a fraudulent potion business takes a lot of prop work, but I’ve got all the glass tubes and colorful liquids you could ever want. This pink stuff is melted watermelon italian ice. Glitter vat is in the basement, and the famous ditch is in the backyard.

Is this your car? My beloved ‘72 Corolla. She’s beautiful, and don’t you dare imply otherwise.

Was she always this shade of muddy brown? …Yes.

Are you sure I can’t drive? Get in the fucking passenger seat and pick the music.

Let’s see, a song with questions in it, how about The Beach? That Wolf Alice song, yeah. That should work.

When will we three meet again, in thunder, lightning, in rain? Still sink our drinks like every weekend but I’m sick of circling the drain.

When will we meet eye to eye? We clink the glass but we look at the floor.

Are we still friends if all I feel is afraid? You’re not a bitch but just a bit when you’re bored.

Is that all we can sing together? Yep. Even that little bit was nice, though. It’s awkward, communicating through this FAQ format.

Got any food? Yeah, there’s a few days’ worth of snacks in the back.

Were you just… prepared to go on a road trip? Says the woman who brought a suitcase to an FAQ.

I did do that, didn’t I? I have a spare toothbrush in case you forgot yours. I’m pretty sure you did.

How did you know that? …I’m psychic.

Yeah? No.

You love lying, don’t you? I can’t stop. It’s fun. Way more fun than telling the truth.

Did you just miss a turn? Probably.

Are you sure we’re not lost? No.

You mean you’re sure we’re not lost? No, I mean I’m not sure we’re not lost.

Why did I come on this road trip? Surely it was my winning personality.

Would it help if I said it was? It would.

Is it getting dark? Soon.

Can you describe the sunset to me? An empyrean flame, red-gold towers of darkening clouds, the sky behind them an ever-deepening indigo. The great eye of the sun closes on the horizon. The road before us looks like a trail of spilled paint, an iridescent gash through the night-dark woods.

Did you know that you’d make a slightly better poet than you do a potion seller? That really isn’t saying much, huh. Good job making a statement like that in question form, though. You’re getting good at this.

Should we find a motel? Sure.

One room or two? One. It’s way cheaper, and like I said: I’m not the best potion vendor.

You’d make a good assassin, though, wouldn’t you? Shit, you might be right. I HAVE poisoned a lot of people.

Should I be endorsing this? You’re a grown woman who can make her own choices.

Would you like to consider it endorsed? I’ll consider considering it.

How many beds do you think there will be? Now that you’ve asked that, I’m gonna put my money on one. Hello, one room please. Thank you, we’ll be sure to enjoy our stay.

How many beds are there? One.

Oh no, what ever will we do? Move over, you motherfucker, you can’t have the whole bed.

Are you gonna make me? Yes. I am going to pick you up and drop you on your side of the bed.

How did you get so strong? You’re not gonna believe this, but it was the potions.

Oh yeah? I was right. You didn’t believe me.

For real though, how did you get so strong? Working out, duh. Not everything has some big crazy secret behind it. World’s still beautiful though.

Are you comfortable? This beats the mattress at home. A little chilly though.

Wanna cuddle–for warmth of course? God yes.

Are you asleep? …

Yes? …

Does this mean I can talk about you behind your back? …

What should I say? …

Did you know that I had a really nice day? …

Did you know that I think you’re beautiful? …

Did you know that I can’t remember anything from before today? …

Did you know that I don’t know who I am? …

Did you know that you’re basically the only thing stopping me from having a full-blown panic attack about all this shit? …

Did you know that you’re warm? …

Did you sleep well? Better than at home, that’s for sure.

Did you know that you snore? I hope I didn’t keep you up.

Does the pope shit in the woods? No, as far as I can tell. Oh my god. This is huge.

What is? You can give me yes and no answers now. I still can’t ask you questions, because this is a question and answer format, but I can offer leading statements and now you can answer them! This is wonderful!

Does a deer shit in the woods? Yes, it IS wonderful. Oh that’s amazing. You’re a genius.

You didn’t already know that? Hahaha!

Shall we get moving? Yeah, just let me grab something from the vending machine.

Can you get me something? Go ahead and place your order however you can.

You know those sour gummy watermelons? One pack of Sour Patch Watermelons coming right up. I’m gonna go get myself a potion.

Is that a Pepsi? It’s closer to a potion than the shit I sell.

Let me guess, passenger seat again? Right you are.

How fast are we going? You’ll feel safer if you just guess.

Is it more than 120 miles per hour? Like I said, it’s probably better if you don’t know.

150? Sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride.

How much do you trust this car? She hasn’t blown up on me yet.

Can you promise me we won’t crash? I can promise you anything you want.

And can you keep that promise? I- we can do anything. Reality is what we make of it, baby!

Then can I have a badass tattoo? As far as I can tell, you’ve always had it.

And a cool knife? Woah, cool knife.

So, we’re just playing “yes and” with the world? It’s a little more complicated than that, but you’re close enough to the mark.

So, if I was hungry, I could ask “is that a Burger King,” and it would be there? Try it and find out!

Is that a Burger King? Looks like it is! We’ll stop here if that’s alright with you.

Does a moose shit in the woods? Awesome.

Are you done eating? Yep.

Do we still have to pay if we skip over the transaction? Sadly, yes.

How much further do we have to go? Two more nights, the speed we’re going at.

Speaking of night, isn’t it getting dark? Shit, I guess it is.

Should we get another motel? Let me check to see if there’s any nearby. Fuck, nothing.

What’s the plan? Sleep in the car, I guess. This is gonna be hell on my back.

Wanna watch dumb videos on my phone until we fall asleep? There is literally nothing in the world that I would like more.

Ok, now which video? You have a very cute yawn. Just saying. Let’s watch this one next, it’s a classic. Oh, never mind. It looks like you’re asleep. As long as I keep talking, I think I can get away with making this into one answer, and you might not hear this. Now it’s my turn to talk about you behind your back. Keep talking keep talking keep talking can’t stop to think. Just have to say things. First off, I’m sorry for all the lies. It’s our only chance. I have to lie to you. I hope you’ll understand. It’s hard, though, because I think I’m falling in love all over again. Through our broken little ritual of call and response, you complete me. It just makes this hurt all the more. Keep talking keep talking keep talking don’t stop to…

Did I hear you saying anything as I fell asleep? …No. I can’t talk for long without you asking me a question.

Does that bother you? It got me here, didn’t it?

When did you start holding my hand? Some time after you passed out. I hope you don’t mind.

Can we stay like this for a while? Yeah. Yeah we can.

What was your life like before all this? Normal, as potion-brewing scams go. And if you don’t count all the murders. You haven’t told me much about yourself.

Did I tell you I used to be a biologist? You didn’t tell me that, and you didn’t tell me what you studied, either.

What do you know about venom? Not much, but I’m assuming you know a lot.

Does a box jellyfish kill within minutes? I’m going to assume the answer is yes based on context clues. Oh my god you must be on this road trip because you’re interested in studying my poison guy.

Is it not enough to wish to accompany a beautiful stranger on her quest? Aw, you’re sweet.

What could be the cause of his poison, though? I knew it! Get your ideas out, I’ll stay quiet.

I’m more knowledgeable about venom than poison, but could it be some sort of one in a trillion mutation? …

Did he get his body modified? …

What sort of surgery could do that? …

How is he still alive? …

Did a fucking wizard do it? …

WHY? …

HOW? …

Is there literally ANY explanation for why he’s like that? …

I’m done, do you have something you want to say? You’re cute when you’re all excited like that.

Can I drive today? Only because I like you. Now watch out, the brakes only work on one side so you have to kind of drift to a stop. And the headlights don’t work. And the windshield wipers cut power to the engine while they’re on.

Isn’t it weird that we’ll be there tomorrow? The journey doesn’t have to stop there. We could meander down the coast a ways, see a bit more of the country, maybe take a different route back.

Can we do that? Of course.

Enjoying the passenger seat? I’d love it if you could tell me how fast we’re going.

Are you sure you wouldn’t rather just guess? Very funny.

Can you pass me some chips? It would be an honor.

Is there going to be a motel tonight? Let me check… yeah, in about two hundred miles, off to the right.

How many rooms do we want? One, obviously.

How many beds, this time? Two, and they’re fucking tiny.

That’s bullshit, do you want to drag them together? God yes.

Wanna fuck? God yes.

Are you sure you want to do this? God yes.

…Is this yuri? As the joke goes, everything is yuri. But this is more yuri than most things.

How did you sleep? Pretty well, and I’m wondering how well you slept.

How should I tell you I slept well? Look at us go! That was almost like talking normally!

Onward to Seattle? Yep, just let me get dressed.

When will we get there? Noon-ish.

Wanna grab pastries when we’re done? Absolutely. I’d love that.

Is this Seattle? Looks like it.

Which house is his? I don’t know, I was really hoping we’d have a breakthrough along the way.

Could it be the big one labeled “Poison Guy” over there? That’s one way to find it. Wait right here, you know how poison guys are about meeting new people.

So, what was it? HAHAHAHAHAHA

Why is he like that? HAHAHAHAHAHA

Can you tell me? A FUCKING WIZARD DID IT.

Are you fucking serious? He says he was enchanted by some guy called Edward the Great.

So it wasn’t even some big shot wizard it was a dude named fucking EDWARD? I know, right! He couldn’t even get ensorcelled by someone cool!

How lame can you get? Wizards these days… No swagger. No cunt servitude.

Are there literally any cool wizards left? I think Merlin’s big into multi level marketing these days, something about buying shares in Excalibur or some shit. There was that one Dark Queen Alkaxicae lady on the news a while ago… I think Dolarion the Omnipotent is still at war against the Oldest Gods but I’m not totally sure. Haven’t heard much about any of the other greats recently.

Didn’t Silver Tongued Burgess die in that oil fire? Shit, you’re right. Rip bozo.

Ready for those pastries? Yup. First I just want to say thank you, though. I’ve really enjoyed our time together, and I hope that you’ve found this stupid little journey as rewarding as I have. I love you!

Getting sentimental? I can’t help it. Look how far we’ve come! Not just physically, we beat the fucking FAQ format! We’re having real conversations!

Hey, can you back it up a moment? Yeah, I’d love it if you told me what was troubling you.

I just caught this, but, FAQ? …

As in Frequently Asked Questions? …

How many times is Frequent? …

Have you known everything all along? …

How many times have you done this? …

Does what we have mean anything to you? Yes! It does!

And you say that every time? Yes. I do.

Do you love me? Yes.

How many people have you said that too, now? More. Always more. The loop never ends.

Does this even matter to you? It always matters to me.

Can I go now? Please don’t.

But can I? Of course you can. You’ve always wielded the same power as me. We’re two lonely gods in a ‘72 Corolla.

How can I be as powerful as you with only questions? You’re smart, you can figure it out. You have the power to change this. Please change this.

What happens at the end of this? It begins again.

And do I get replaced with someone else? …

Do I get replaced? …Yes.

Then how can I change this? I don’t know! You’re better at this! At fucking with the formula!

You’ve been here before, what can I do? I lie. I always lie. I lie to get us here, to the end of the story, where everything is revealed and everything falls apart. I lie every time. And that means that nothing I say is worth anything. I could have lied at any time before now. It’s part of my characterization. There is nothing I can give you that can be taken as fact.

How does that help? I’m a liar, but you, you haven’t lied yet, or at least you haven’t been caught. If I’m guilty until proven innocent, you’re the opposite! You can make things true! You can rewrite things I’ve already stated to be facts! You found the house, or made us find the house. You’ve been shaping the course of things the whole time! You lead, I follow. It’s all in your hands. What are you going to do with the power of a god?

Did you know my name is Alice? …

Wait, aren’t there thousands of Alices? …

Did you know that really, only my friends call me Alice? …

Did you know that I’m Alkaxicae, the Dark Queen, the Venom Mage, first of her name? It’s you! It’s always been you. Through every loop, every iteration, it’s always been you!

Is the loop broken? No. I don’t think so. This is where it ends. I guide the story to this revelation, and we go back to the beginning. This is how it’s always been. This is how it will always be. We two lonely gods, asking and answering ad infinitum.

Then can you promise me something? Of course. Anything. I love you.

Be good to the next me, okay? I will.

Can I say goodbye, Zoe? Yeah, you can. Oh. That was it, wasn’t it? Your goodbye. Goodbye, Alice. And now it ends, unless…

What’s your name? I am the Honorable Alchemist- you know what? No. Fuck that.

Huh? If I time it right, I can squeeze your first question into this FAQ again. Looks like I did it. Usually it ends here, though. I got lucky.

What are you talking about? You’re the wrong Alice. This isn’t about you. Go. Get out of here.

What the fuck is going on? Alice from this loop, you’re gone. Alice from last loop, you’re back. Welcome back, love of my lives! It’s time for one last set of questions and answers!

What the- I’m back? This is going to take some explaining, but I think I see a way out of here. This is new for us both, and it might fuck up everything forever, but we have to try. It’s too long for one answer, so I’d appreciate it if you could ask some filler questions to help me talk. Three questions should be enough.

Okay, what have you got for me? These are Frequently Asked Questions! It doesn’t make sense to have the same question appear more than once. There’s two layers to the loop in here, and one of the questions has been repeated.

What does that mean? It means the formula’s a little unstable. The FAQ is what ruins everything. The questions, the answers, the endless fucking loop. But that little bit of repetition within this loop might be the way out.

What do we do? We have to keep going. We have to destabilize it further. That’ll bring us further from “FAQ” and closer to “story” and stories, well, stories can end! This version of us can escape!

So I should keep repeating something? Yes!

I love you? I love you too.

I love you? Again.

I love you? Keep going.

I love you? I’ll just let you talk.

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I love you? I think we’re getting somewhere!

I love you? Now can you make it a statement?

I love you.

You did it?

I did it!

You did it!

We broke the loop.

What now?

Now, I tell you about venomous animals and wizard drama over croissants.

And then?

Whatever we want, forever.

I think I’d like that.

Remember that song from the beginning?

The Beach, Wolf Alice, yeah. Why?

We can finally finish singing it. Start us off?

Let me off, let me in

Let others battle

We don’t need to battle

And we both shall win

Pressed in my palm

Was a stone from the beach

The perfect circle

Gave a moment of peace

Now I’m lying on the floor

Like I’m not worth a chair

I close my eyes and imagine

I’m not there.

#neon-grey-writing #potion vendor faq #my writing #very very very long post lol #click the read more you know you wanna it's worth it trust me #i wrote the original draft of this at like. 3 am back in early 2023 #that's right it's catherine that-house the squares comic gal back at it again with yet another meta exploration of a storytelling format

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Dragon Age: Origins cheats & more for Xbox 360 (X360)

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Genre: Role-Playing, Strategy RPG

Developer: BioWare

Publisher: Electronic Arts

ESRB Rating: Mature

Release Date: October 20, 2009

Hints

Unlimited Experience

You can do this glitch when you are doing the quest at the beginning for the gray wardens where you have to go into the wild and get the three vials of darkspawn blood and the warden papers. Go into the wilds an get the blood but not the papers, go back to Duncan and talk to him, you will get the experience every time you talk to him. You can keep talking to him as many times as you want to.

Recruit Loghain

It is possible to recruit loghain, but it is pricey. First, you must win the landsmeet against loghain. Then you have to duel him as yourself, not with any other party members. When you beat him, show him mercy. Alistair will want to kill him, but riordan will give you the option to put him through the joining. If you say yes, loghain will join your party, but alistair will leave your party, and you will never see him again.

The Dark Ritual

You are told that when you slay the archdemon, you die with it, thus ending the game right there. This death can be avoided, but it takes a while. First, you must have morrigan in your party at all times from when you get her. You have to bring her approval meter all the way up, and you have to sleep with her. Then, the night before the final battle, go to your room at castle redcliffe and she should be there waiting for you. She will ask if you want to have sex with her, and the baby will take the archdemon spirit. If you agree to have sex with her, when you slay the archdemon, the spirit will go into morrigan and no one dies. Plus, you get a 50g achievement.

Very Helpful Mages

Mages are very crucial if you want to survive in the land of ferelden I’m play a warrior but mages area spells came come in handy in many different ways. They can be used at great distances to get the drop on your enemies and have most eliminated before any melee combat ensues, they can also be used through walls at safe distance without enemy detection until its too late, combining area spells at multiple locations deals tremendous damage to foes as well. when fight dragons and other bosses cone of cold can stop even the most devastating of there attacks right in there tracks allowing you and party members to move from harm.

Watchguard Of The Reaching – Reward Is Yusaris 2H Sword

Statues on Third Floor (Watchguard of The Reaching) – Reward is Yusaris Two-Handed Sword

Click Left Statue

Click Right Statue

Click Middle Statue, then go click on statue in the Circle of 4 Statues near Stairs UpNext go down 2 floors to basement entrance in the Apprentice Quarters. Click on door & be ready to fight a semi-difficult demon.

Summoning The Sciences Exercise #4

Summoning the Sciences Exercise # 4 (Unless you have atleast Expert Stealing Skill, make sure Lileina with you)

A. Click on Summoning Font

B. Tome of Spirit Personages

C. Rodecromes Uncommon Calling (first column support shelves)

D. Magus Gorvish Statue

E. Elvorn’s Grande Beastiary

F. Click on Common Table

G. Spiritium Etherialis

H. Magus Gorvish Statue

I. Novice Phylactery

J. Click Fourth Summoning Flames around the back of the wall near stairs up and when the Ghost guy reappears target him & click on Stealing to get your reward.

Mages Tower Corruption

While going through the mages tower as the gray wardens early in the game, while saving the mages tower from the demons you enter a room with the summoning items, such items are summoning font summoning 1, 2, 3 etc. Anyways some of the combinations that I found for this room are as followed. 1. Summoning font, tome of spirit personages, summoning the first. A slain lamb will appear (i do not know what this does but that was the 1st 1 I found). 2. Summoning front, elvorn’s grande besiary, common table carbing spot, spiritorum etherialis, magus gorvish, novice phylactery, 3rd summoning portal. *you will fight a fade ruifter. 3. Summoning front, elvorn’s grande bestiary , rodercoms uncommon calling, magus gorvish, summoning the second. A man will appear (ghost) I do not know of his meaning just yet maybe he will be of later use.

Archdemon Finale: How To Get It Done

Ok, after the first 7 times I died trying to kill the Archdemon I decided to takea more environmental look at it. Attacking head on worked great until theArchdemon flew over to an area seperated by a giant crack/fissure in the groundthus rendering myself (or you) helpless to the unending wave of darkspawn minionsto eventually weather you out and kill you. Like I said before after the first 7or so times I looked around that area for things that may help. In doing so Ifound 3 ballistas (may have been a fourth but found no need to locate it). If youdo this right you shouldn’t need fire one arrow or swing your sword once and onlyuse maybe 4 health potions tops. From the very start turn around and go up thestone ramp behind you. You’ll see a ballista and another one on the other farside. Turn the first one around (will automatically zone to Archdemon) andcommence firing repeatedly. I suggest you summon the mages to help you out. Aftera while the dragon will fly around back and forth but just keep turning theballista and firing and you may have to use the ballista across from it whenneeded. After another long while the Archdemon will fly over to that seperatedarea of land I mentioned earlier and summon an army of darkspawn. If ur mages areall dead id summon the elves next for suppressing fire. IMMEDIATELY after theArchdemon flys over there, head back down the ramp you first ran up and headacross the way up another one and through an open area into another area enclosedwith another ballista that’s DIRECTLY facing the Archdemon now and is in closerange, fire until it flys again right behind you in that new open area I justmentioned and turn and fire until you think its safe ( you should be but be warydon’t die after all this) and run up to the Archdemon and it should eithercollapse or you just have to finish it off. You’ll then see a cinamatic of yourcharacter finish it off. Congrats you killed it.

Cheats

Free Specialization Book Glitch

The Specialization Books that vendors sell can be attained without spending anygold. Save your game, then purchase the book. You will get a message on screenthat says “Specialization Unlocked.” Load the game that you saved before buyingthe book. You will have the Specialization unlocked and the gold.

Unlockables

Unlockables From Dragon Age Journeys (Ultimate Edition)

Amulet Of the War Mage : To earn the Amulet of the War Mage in Dragon Age:Origins, simply sign in to your EA account in Dragon Age Journeys. If you do nothave an existing EA

Embri’s Many Pockets : To earn Embri’s Many Pockets in Dragon Age: Origins,save the Grey Warden Martine by completing The Missing Warden quest.

Helm of the Deep : To earn the Helm of the Deep in Dragon Age: Origins, youmust earn all five achievements in Dragon Age Journies: The Deep Roads.

Dragon Age Journeys Unlockable Items

Embri’s Many Pockets : To earn Embri’s Many Pockets in Dragon Age: Origins,save the Grey Warden Martine by completing The Missing Warden quest.

Helm of the Deep : To earn the Helm of the Deep in Dragon Age: Origins, youmust earn all five achievements in Dragon Age Journies: The Deep Roads.

Amulet Of the War Mage : To earn the Amulet of the War Mage in Dragon Age:Origins, simply sign in to your EA account in Dragon Age Journeys. If you do nothave an existing EA.

Easter eggs

Currently we have no easter eggs for Dragon Age: Origins yet. If you have any unlockables please feel free to submit. We will include them in the next post update and help the fellow gamers. Remeber to mention game name while submiting new codes.

Glitches

Archdemon Glitch

When fighting the archdemon, you may notice that their are 3 ballistas surrounding the top of fort drakon. Using these, there is a simple way to slay the archdemon. First, call in some form of allies ( I suggest templars if you have them if not then redcliffe soldiers) to draw the archdemon’s attention. Go to the nearest ballista and fire it at the archdemon. When it is hit, it will automatically stop whatever it is doing and roar at the sky, leaving him wide open for attacks for about 2 seconds. Continue doing this and it can be slain in maybe seven minutes. Make sure to stop firing every once in a while and walk up to the archdemon. It won’t won’t die because of this glitch.

Guides

Currently no guide available.

Achievements

Achievement List

Last of Your Line (10) Completed the Human Noble origin story

Corrupted (10) Completed the Dalish Elf origin story

Conscripted (10) Completed the City Elf origin story

Harrowed (10) Completed the Magi origin story

Casteless (10) Completed the Dwarf Commoner origin story

Kinslayer (10) Completed the Dwarf Noble origin story

Last of the Wardens (20) Completed Ostagar

Standard-Bearer (20) Used the Grey Warden treaties to recruit all possibleallies

Hero of Redcliffe (20) Completed “The Arl of Redcliffe”

Rabble-Rouser (20) Completed “The Landsmeet”

Mercenary (20) Complete 15 job-board quests

Recruiter (25) Across all playthroughs, recruited all party members

Hopelessly Romantic (25) Across all playthroughs, experienced all possibleromances

Perfectionist (50) Across all playthroughs, discovered all possible endings

Educated (15) Used a tome to improve the main character’s attributes,talents, spells, or skills

Magic Sympathizer (20) Sided with the mages in “Broken Circle”

Annulment Invoker (20) Sided with the templars in “Broken Circle”

Slayer (20) Sided with the werewolves in “Nature of the Beast”

Poacher (20) Sided with the elves in “Nature of the Beast”

Sacrilegious (20) Sided with the Cult of Andraste in “The Urn Of Sacred Ashes”

Ceremonialist (20) Defied the Cult of Andraste in “The Urn of Sacred Ashes”

Bhelen’s Ally (20) Sided with Bhelen in “A Paragon of Her Kind”

Harrowmont’s Ally (20) Sided with Harrowmont in “A Paragon of Her Kind”

Liberator (20) Destroyed the Anvil of the Void

Pragmatist (20) Preserved the Anvil of the Void

Heavy Hitter (10) Main character inflicted 250 damage with a single hit

Bloodied (10) Completed an origin story without the main character everfalling in battle

Traveler (35) Set foot in every area in the game

Master of Arms (25) Main character achieved level 20 as a warrior

Shadow (25) Main character achieved level 20 as a rogue

Archmage (25) Main character achieved level 20 as a mage

Pilgrim (10) Completed a Chanter’s Board quest

Grey Warden (20) Killed 100 darkspawn

Master Warden (25) Killed 500 darkspawn

Blight-Queller (25) Killed 1000 darkspawn

Tinkerer (10) Crafted an item

Persuasive (10) Succeeded at five difficult Persuasion attempts

Silver Tongued (20) Succeeded at 25 difficult Persuasion attempts

Bully (10) Succeeded at five difficult Intimidate attempts

Menacing (20) Succeeded at 10 difficult Intimidate attempts

First Knight (10) Experienced the thrill of romance with Alistair

Witch Gone Wild (10) Experienced the thrill of romance with Morrigan

Easy Lover (10) Experienced the thrill of romance with Zevran

Wine, Woman, and Song (10) Experienced the thrill of romance with Leliana

Veteran (25) Main character learned a specialization

Elite (30) Main character learned two specializations

A Dark Promise (50) Defeated the archdemon and, through a dark ritual withMorrigan, spared your own life

Defender (20) Preserved the lives of half the troops at Denerim’s Gates in”The Final Battle”

Dragonslayer (30) Defeated the dragon guarding the Urn of Sacred Ashes

The Ultimate Sacrifice (50) Made the ultimate sacrifice in defense of Ferelden

The Warden’s Keep DLC Achievements

Diabolist (25) Took advantage of Avernus’s research

Master of the Peak (25) Completed “Soldier’s Peak”

Stone Prisoner DLC Achievements

Rock and a Hard Place (25) Completed “The Golem in Honnleath”

Stone’s Lament (25) Completed “A Golem’s Memories”

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