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bipherpol · 11 months

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i have come to the alarming realization that i cannot do cp9+asl fic on the grounds that them being siblings means that cp9 probably would teach all three of them what they know and can you imagine those three idiots with the stupid cipher pol six powers skills

#also?? HAKI.#and you can't tell me cp9 hasn't learned haki bc we all know it was only due to oda not inventing it yet that prevented that #ace's assassination attempts on whitebeard would get a l o t closer (assuming cp9 doesn't beat ace's daddy issues out of him ahead of time)#pls imagine crocodile who is not prepared for this little shit from east blue to whoop his ass #'how do you have haki' 'my siblings taught me' 'who are your siblings' 'the cipher pirates' 'the what.'#(the ciphers do not get a warlord invite btw on the grounds that they were Traitors even though it's garp's fault)#also the ciphers would like. frame the newspaper articles about enies lobby #they would be so proud #anyway i have things to do so i'm gonna go do them #and anon i am answering your ask (legit it's open in another tab)

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