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veny-many · 10 months

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Bacara: That Shiny was the worst.

Bacara: He was too slow for average.

Bacara: He liked to play and talk with locals.

Bacara: He liked making friends, like idiot.

Bacara: He even learned Concordian just to ask me to eat dinner together.

Bacara: Such an unnecessary, stupid, and no productivity thing.

Bacara: And he died in the middle of battle, like other stupid idiots. For saving left out troopers.

Bacara: And now we're having trouble for getting rid of that Shiny's things. Many of my battalions are depressed because of that idiot.

Bacara: And I can't eat rations without getting a bad mood.

Bacara: This is why you should throw out stupid Shinies before they mess with you.

Wolffe: I think you need to have therapy first.

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