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Pipper (Saltbaker AU) belongs to my friend Nightwing @nightwingthedragoness
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You should be at the club
“Why would I waste my time at such a stupid place when I have better things to do? Research I could be doing, ruins I could be exploring. Magic I could be practicing. I have no time for clubs.”
#this made me laugh#pipper peppercorn#he’s a loser#anon#ask answered#cuphead oc#he SHOULD be at the club
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Burger
“What? You want me to eat one?! Or…..review one? I’ve reviewed several and only one has impressed me.”
#pipper peppercorn#cuphead oc#ask answered#anon#cuphead ask blog#someone draw Pipper eating a big burger
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How do you feel about this man
“Who? Who the hell is that?! Why is he so…..ripped. His face…..such slick hair, such physique only matched by the strongest Calix warriors.” *he shook his head.* uh w-why are you showing me this?
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So sorry about these COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY THIRSTY people in your inbox sir
May I ask what your favourite foods are? A specific dish, or perhaps a flavour such as salty or sweet? Caramel or chocolate? Anything of that sort?
“Hmm? A normal question?” *He tightened his scarf* “Thank you. But it is to be expected when you’re the most famous food critic. My favorite foods? I love crepes, soups, as well as a good dessert. I’m also one to enjoy sweets. I love chocolate, milk chocolate specifically. I could go for something sweet right now actually!”
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Art by @/lexumpysfunland,@/surinit, @/keikoyume, and Magginyctophobia
This is my blog for Pipper Peppercorn. My cuphead oc! He’s a a pepper shaker food critic that’s famous around the Inkwell Isles for his harsh reviews which can either make or break a restaurant. He often buts heads with Chef Saltbaker who he heavily dislikes. However he is also a calix animi researcher and a direct descendent of an ancient calix warrior, and so he wishes to live up to their legacy. It’s too bad he is terrible at magic and hardly has any. His calix research is to learn about his family history but also in hopes to find way to improve and better his magic. So in conclusion. He’s a total loser.
Other fun facts
He’s British.
He’s Bi.
He’s in his mid 20’s
Has a whole calix animi collection in his house
He’s been to several of the mausoleum’s around Inkwell isle including rugged ridge but he’s terrified of going back there because the cyclops nearly killed him.
He has daddy issues💀
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Ur knowledge of the calix animi is really interesting bro have you checked out autism
“Why thank you! I am very knowledgeable on this subject. I’m not quite sure what autism is, but I doubt it has anything to do with me. *he laughed.* you think JUST because I collect as many calix animi artifacts as I can, go to ancient dig sites looking for murals, weapons, and more, and my extensive history knowledge on these subjects pertaining to the warriors of old in which I know SEVERAL of their names, and am learning the ancient language to read and translate has anything to do with autism. Ha!” *he smirked, giving a dismissive wave of his hand* …….I have a feeling you aren’t going to leave me alone are you?”
#so in conclusion. yes he does have autism#pipper peppercorn#nefarious nebula#cuphead oc#listen he’s from the 1930s#they like ate asbestos back then
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Hello sir! Do you have a favorite country in terms of food? As in do you prefer Italian food or any other country's food perhaps?
“Oh! Well…..french cuisine is my favorite. I could go for a crepe any time. Pommes Frites, Tarte Citron, and a croque monsieur. If I could travel and visit France I don’t think I’d ever leave!” *he gave a soft chuckle.*
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chipotle
*he looked up from his notebook.* “Pardon? Chipotle? What is that? Are you referring to the pepper? Regardless I have a low spicy tolerance. So no. I don’t like it.”
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Which burger has impressed you?
What's your opinion on those mega-stack burgers?
“I don’t know what a….mega stack is and I don’t think I’d want to. Burgers aren’t meant to be bigger and more, food is both an art and a necessity. Try to make it some weird gimmick and you lose what makes it have purpose. Food is meant to feed not gawk at from its absurdity. But I can tell you what I prefer. A nice toasted brioche bun, medium rare beef, sliced white cheddar, crisp lettuce, alongside my condiments and wallah! Keep it simple. Ah, only few places have gotten it just right. That’s my order anyways. In fact I can rather go for one right now.”
#pipper peppercorn#cuphead oc#ask answered#anon#cuphead ask blog#ask pipper peppercorn#burger#fancy ass loser
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What's your favourite type of chocolate?
“Milk chocolate. Oh! With caramel inside. Oh I utterly LOVE those!”
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You're such a skibidi sigma little rizzless ohio fanum taxer babygirl
*he was so over this by now.* “Thanks again….for such RIVETING words truly only the most exquisite of vocabulary. I’m in awe of your immaculate wording. Is that all? Or do you have any other useless dribble to spew out?”
#pipper peppercorn#cuphead oc#ask answered#anon#cuphead ask blog#ask pipper peppercorn#he’s heard enough
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🫵 sigma
*he glared at you.* “What the hell is a sigma?! I’m a critic. And a damn good one at that!” *he rolled his eyes, looking away.* “Sigma. Oh please. Give me a break”
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Ou nooo hahahahaha silly me I just dropped the wonderfart I had oopsies would be a shame if someone grabbed it oh would you look at that it even fell right on a plate
*he glared at the plate and then to you.* You again?! *he picked up the tart eyeing it like it would attack him* if you made this I’m actually afraid of what’s in it. Especially since you called it a ‘fart’ I’m not eating that. Get it away from me. Who knows what’s in it.”
#pipper peppercorn#ask answered#cuphead oc#nefarious nebula#better luck next time#he’s scared of you
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If there was like a pastry of sorts . A tart if you will . And if you Ate it you'd gain unimaginable power and magic and be able to command armies at will . But to make it you'd have to take someone's soul and use it . Would you?
*his eyes seemed to glitter with eagerness as he raised a curious eyebrow.* “a tart. Something to give me unimaginable power. Command armies……I could truly have it all. I could finally make my father, no, my ancestors truly proud. I could finally be a worthy descendent and not an utter failure. Yes I would take it.” *he paused, perhaps realizing how crazy that sounds. He glanced away.* “but….such a thing requires baking. It’s highly improbable. I doubt I’d ever come across it”
#pipper peppercorn#ask answered#anon#cuphead ask blog#ask pipper peppercorn#oh don’t let this loser get his hands on that#he wants it
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You're such a goofy goober scrimbly scrimblo scrunkly scribblydoinky poinlbipsy tootsy goopsy badointy tipensy soreglldoindy bip bop boppie goggly dinty cruggly duggly big bampidonty dougly goopsie scaboinky
“Ah…..thank you? I….understood……some of what you just said.”
#pipper peppercorn#cuphead oc#ask answered#nefarious nebula#cuphead ask blog#he appreciates it none the less
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