#pimped out as a naked handyman
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desperate housewives out of context // season 4
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“hi, sweetie.”
“hey, whore.”
“(name or I) is/am also an out and proud homosexual.”
“they’re here, they’re queer, and we’re used to it.”
“let me be the mother I was meant to be.”
“this family’s reputation is already hanging by a thread.”
“we might as well sit on the porch and play banjos.”
“that’s not fair.”
“all the gays in the world and we/I get one without taste.”
“you’re pimping me out for a new roof?”
“don’t play victim with me.”
“you did not just say that.”
“I have a lovely voice.”
“whoever told you that is not your friend.”
“I think it’s our creative friction that makes us a good team.”
“I think it’s our creative friction that nearly caused me to poison you.”
“I’m not getting in there with you.”
“fine, stay out there and die.”
“move your ass!”
“there’s nothing in the bible that says a man can’t enjoy a nice pedicure.”
“don’t you dare throw your calligraphy skills in my face when you know I’m at a low point.”
“you can’t go up there, it’s too dangerous.”
“it’s one thing to forgive bad behavior, it’s another thing to reward it.”
“there are consequences for our mistakes.”
“AAAAAA oh my god!!! are you alright???”
“no no, I’m fine.”
“you’re bleeding.”
“get over here! right now!”
“wow. that’s quite a trick.”
“I knew this day was coming.”
“I knew this day was coming. I just didn’t know it’d be a day where I’m so horny.”
“which one? the clap? the herp? the syph?”
“rot in hell, you maggoty whore.”
“you talk to them, you can relate to them.”
“why would you say that?”
“look at me!”
“you embezzled ten million dollars?”
“you do know I’m gay, right?”
“I need someone I can count on to give a decent performance.”
“you emasculated him.”
“you’re not going to emasculate me.”
“you don’t even know what that means, you petulant sock puppet.”
“buy a dictionary.”
“what’s that noise?”
“oh my god, you’re naked.”
“oh my god, you’re naked in my kitchen.”
“no, I did not have a sex dream.”
“it’s perfectly understandable.”
“I’m eating for two.”
“you’re having an affair with your handyman?”
“you wouldn’t believe the passion. I was powerless to resist.”
“yes, I had an affair. old news. move on.”
“who are we dishing today?”
“oh my god! have you been there this whole time?”
“we’ll just have to find someone who’s not good at gay math.”
“whatever. I’m gonna go read porn.”
“whatever. I’m gonna go read porn. in braille.”
“don’t just stand there! go get help!”
“I’d hate to think there was some maniac running around our neighborhood.”
“you know how I feel about two-wheeled, motorized vehicles. they’re too dangerous.”
“what the hell’s the matter with you?”
“what are they talking about?”
“would you please excuse me?”
“how many rum punches did you have?”
“there was punch in that rum?”
“I am not attracted to (name). that would be like having sex with pbs.”
“this was no ordinary mistake. this was something terrible.”
“was it something gay?”
“I’m over here, sweetie.”
“let me just pull my panties up so I can help you.”
“let’s go do it over here.”
“what the hell is going on?”
“that’s culinary terrorism.”
“I’m okay. I’m fine.”
“oh good, you’re home.”
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#No Mercy#matured in life no end of strife#strapping lad#pimped out as a naked handyman#dommestic discipline#pov
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#ladies guild#pimped out as a naked handyman#pre nuptial agreement. corporate control. power dressed matriarch in law
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#i'm in love with my mother in law#hands on hips while son in law strips#pimped out as a naked handyman#single celibate and still empowered by his ex's mother
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"My 2 Ex boyfriends are now boyfriends themselves but still devoted to Me NON SEXUAL OF COURSE. In return I control the relationship with the Blessing of My Mother and other Female members of My Family"
"They are so SUBMISSIVE & OBEDIENT & hang onto my every word which is only to be expected but DISCIPLINE & CHASTITY is a must.
"They just love being sissified and dressed in satin on their hairless bodies."
"I enjoy seeing them play and film them and put it on my online sissy gay porn site which generates extra income for me but there is a serious side of domestic work as pink sissymaids both at My home and for My cleaning company which generates more income".
"As a Young Female Entrepreneur I am venturing into domestic cleaning for Hen Parties and Ladies Groups who would like to watch my boi's turn themselves on while cleaning and end up in sucking each other off while I show the Ladies how to butt fuck them".
"Chastity is a great aphrodisiac for when they need to put on a show"
"simon OH EXCUSE ME! sissy simone is my Mother's favourite and when She visits She likes to tease him"
"I am working on another boi just for Her but I may add him to My Stable. he doesn't know yet but I'm getting there."
"Mother will love the little sissy bitch"
Back to the bois
"It's sissy alice's (alan) time for pleasure and sissy simone's will provide it"
"More filming"
"That look of virginal innocence"
"OH DEAR! they're not staying on for long at the Middle Aged Ladies Life Art class. I expect both items which the boi's sew themselves will be ripped off and they will put more paint on sissy alice especially as sissy is very ticklish. They better put a cover on the chaise long"
"I'm having an important meeting today so Mother is looking after the boi's"
"She likes to play with the bois"
"while father watches and may have to suck some cock as well! OPPS"
#narratives#pimped out as a naked handyman#hands on hips while son in law strips#father in law#psychopathic bitch#like mother like daughter#ladies guild#get down and kiss it now!
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