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departmentq · 1 year
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Barista: I have a grande chamomile tea for, uhhh (squinting)...WOOF?!?!
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starry-bite · 1 year
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annikasevenshots · 1 year
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Star Trek Picard: Season 3 Episode 3 Reaction (spoilers!)
* Bev being a grounding force for Jack like yes she is so MOTHER
* "goddamn back window" IM SORRY THID IS SO FUNNY LIKE. the viewscreen won't work so you just look out the mf built in window 😭
* whose idea was it to have a viewscreen instead of a window anyway 💀
* WHY ARE THEIR SKINS SMOOOOOOTH IT'S GIVING ODO DEADASS 💀💀💀
* my dad actually sent me a pretty emotional text about that fatherhood scene 🥹
* I wish we'd gotten to know Thaddeus :(
* TROI CAMEO TROI CAMEO TROI CAMEO TROI CAMEO <3 <3 <3
* Wait if Thad was born on the Titan mayhaps we could see him in LWD? As a babbby??? 🥺🥺🥺
* Ngl Shaw knowing when to relieve his crew to get rest, I respect that
* LITTLE VOY
* SEVEN FIXING THING SEVEN FIXING THING SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN
* BABY LA FORGE BABY LA FORGE BABY LA FORGE BABY LA FORGE
* SHE'S 100% COMING TO THE SPINOFF IF I SAY SO MYSELF
* also didn't shaw say seven earned her post back after finding jack last episode? what are they mf doing
* "This sounds rehearsed" SHES SO MEAN PLEASE SEVEN I WOULD REHEARSE A SPEECH IF I HAD TO SPEAK IN FRONT OF HER TOO
* me rehearsing my hellos in line to meet jeri ryan at london comic con like
* THE TITAN THEME PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND??? JUST SO GENTLY????? FUCK WHAT YALL ARE SAYING ABOUT SHAW THE TITAN IS SEVEN'S CREW <3
* COMMANDER SEVEN 📣📣📣
* "go rest, ensign" god i wish someone would tell me to go rest
* HER FOND HEADSHAKE PLEASE
* Bev being a doctor 🥺
* JACK BEING A DOBERMAN GUARD DOG AND FOR WHAT
* Honestly seeing Bev back in Sickbay again is just. Seeing Dr Beverly Crusher is just. Is just is just is just.
* FACE ACTING 📣📣📣 these people are masters of their craft i swear
* "A perfect day on borrowed time" that is actually so beautiful
* the fifth time 🤡🤡🤡 JL was keeping track and for WHAT
* guys omg,,, they bonked. they fucking bonked and they're making me think about it while staring at two geriatric people
* GATES MCFADDEN SLAY
* that is actually so well acted that's such a SLAY.
* Picard: I never want a family
* Bev: okay i'll respect that
* Picard: no not like that >:(
* See I keep forgetting that this series is actually called Star Trek Picard because everyone keeps overshadowing him. I'm so sorry PatStew these girlies are girlbossing so close to the sun
* Bev really wasn't wrong though
* "All to the same stars that own you" GUYS WHY IS THE WRITING SO 🤌🤌🤌
* i'm actually surprised at how well That Part of the fandom is coping with a secret son arc given the fact that they were furious about michael being spock's half sister. but then again 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️
* "He's not Dad" HE'S DADDY 🤡👍
* The way those officers passed SO SLOWLY BETWEEN RIKER AND JACK I MEAN SAME I'D WANT ALL THE HOT GOSSIP LIKE👂
* "I owe this ship's captain an apology" bitch you owe SEVEN an apology actually be serious
* Oh my god they actually had someone standing guard at a mf WINDOW this show is so unserious
* Jesus christ Shaw
* Okay but Shaw knowing when to take a step back? I honestly respect that. That's what a good leader is about.
* EPIC TITAN FIGHT THEME sorry i will never shut up about the music
* On the note of music, KLINGON OPERA 📣📣📣
* Someone on Twitter noted that Raffi was holding a phaser very similar to Seven's Fenris Ranger one in S2 and I can't take my mind off of that like this show is so crazy detailed
* CHAMOMILE TEAAAAAA <3
* Me running to the grocery store to get chamomile tea because i want something to remind me of raffi and merchandising is shit with star trek
* Seriously just sell Worf's chamomile blend you'd make so much bank
* The red light imagery when Worf says "I have learned to access calm as well as fire" WOAHHHHHHHHHHH
* Raffi being like "I TOLD YOU THAT BITCH" and Worf being like you dumbass 🥰👍
* Actual ideal dynamic
* OH MY GOD RAFFI that speech. "My life, my family, my sobriety" FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
* Worf calling her Raffaella 😩🤌 actual top tier
* Raffi's like 👁️🤡🫴😩👉🙄🤔😤... 🆒
* Seriously Bev is such a soothing doctor, I love her so much
* Jack taking after her footsteps as well
* BEV KNOWING WHAT SHE'S DOING I LOVE HER SM ACTUALLY
* "How does she keep finding us" Shaw is actually big brained? Kinda? Like I can see Shaw as a Captain like he's Captain Brained
* The Shrike is actually so cool I'm ngl
* "She's pulled us deeper into the nebula" no? she just dragged you around the corner pls 💀
* Feeling silly goofy wanna run away and start a nightclub in District 6 of Mtalas Prime
* PLEASE RAFFI AND WORF ARE SO SIBLING CODED
* KEEP SQUABBLING MY LOVES I LOVE YOU BOTH SO MHCH
* "I told you to stay back" "It is not in my nature to stay back" THEY ARE BOTH EXACTLY THE SAME I SWEAR TO GOD
* "You look inconspicuous in that hood" "Says the Klingon in warrior gear" "It is casual" THEYRE SO UNSERIOUS
* "I'm glad to see you are feeling better" "I'm not😤" why is raffi so funny
* "Beheadings are in wednesdays" STOP BEING FUNNY MY MENTAL HEALTH CANT HANDLE THIS 😭😭😭
* SEVEN BEING UNFAZED "you're insane 🤷🏻‍♀️" WHY IS SHE HILARIOUS
* SEVEN OF NINE PLEASE KICK ME LIKE THAT
* the way i know jeri ryan asked to have a scene where they had to put on masks /hj
* "Hansen to bridge" breaks my heart every time
* RAFFI YOU CAN TAKE MY FINGERNAILS ANY TIME WHATEVER MAKES YOU HAPPY ♥️♥️♥️
* "I think I feel my chamomile tea coming back up" SHE DRANK WORF'S TEA ♥️♥️♥️
* oh my god the way raffi So gently sniffs the drug
* THAT MONOLOGUE. STEP. ON. ME. RAFFI. MUSIKER.
* RED IMAGERY??????
* YES!!!!!!!! SEVEN TO THE BRIDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TO THE BRIDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Ohhh now I see why it's called 17 seconds
* Dr Ohk is so baby I want to be her actually
* Is Beverly using the samsung tricorder they used last season
* That LOOK. TATTOO THIS ON ME
* WHY IS MICHELLE HURD SUCH A TOP TIER ACTRESS GODDAMNIT
* GOO MAN??????? MAN GOO GOO MAN GOO???????? GOO MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Being a father is making Picard make bad decisions I'm ngl
* Ooooh Raffi and Worf headed to Daystrom 👀 Will they meet La Forge and La Forge Jr I wonder?
* THE WAY THE PORTAL SHOOTS THEM BACK IN THE ASS IS SOOOOOOO COOL
* also how did none of them predict this they know the portal weapon exists
* me when i forget the enemy has reflect damage on when i game lmao rip titan
In conclusion I ate bread while watching this
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ktlsyrtis · 1 year
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Spoiler-free review of Picard s3e3:
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stoplookingup · 1 year
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PICARD S3E3 SPOILERS
Picard went from "I owe the captain an apology" to "Let's throw caution to the winds and fuck some shit up" suspiciously quickly, is all I'm saying.
Relatedly, if I'm captain, the minute I hear "there's a Changeling on board," my next order is, "No one touches anything," and it's just me 'n the computer until further notice.
I'm politely naming no names here, but as a general observation, it makes me sad when people choose plastic surgery over natural aging.
Couldn't they have found a way to build tension without making people snippy, unprofessional, and bad at their jobs? They can't ALL be Changelings...
Hell yes, I'm cranky. Three words: Agnes, Rios, Elnor.
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