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ashroomancer · 5 months

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Reading the phlegm like tea leaves to see how much longer I'll be sick like an old humoric doctor like "ah yes a darker shade of yellow, I'll be well soon."

#the humors #humorics #old timey medicine #humors #four humors #phlem #sick #illness #i guess this post is also about #divination

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theghostshrimp · 1 year

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THIS GUY WAS THE ACTUAL VILLAIN OF THE MOVIE HOLY SHIT

#ok to reblog #🫀#osmosis jones #HOW DO YOU MAKE A LEADER TYPE CHARACTER LESS LIKABLE THAN THE VILLAIN #MAYOR PHLEMMING HATE GANG

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spottedside · 4 months

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i updated my tierlist since things do be changing

#i dont dislike any characters too much #i almost put phlemming in beam attack but thinking more on it he does his job as a villain really well its kinda captivating #like i enjoy hating him unlike the actual beam attacks #annoying kid. idgaf #and gluteus overstayed his welcome. sure hes essential(?) to the plot and dynamics #but hes such a hater all the mf time its exhausting #he shouldve had a change of heart or. SOMETHING to show he cares for like. anyone ever?#im sorry if thats a bad take i just.#damn #oh btw the people within each tier are not ordered in a specific way i just lumped them all in there #like because ozzy is in front of maria doesnt mean i like ozzy more than maria if that makes sense #so anyways here

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lildoodlenoodle · 6 months

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First time I haven’t felt light headed/foggy in days. Like I feel clear headed, I can see and understand, I am not bogged by the fog. I think and my thoughts make sense and I remember them. AND ITS 2AM

Turns out I had tachycardia with very low blood pressure, because of course I can never have a normal flu experience. I took a genetics exam like that. I’ll let you know how I did.

#WHILE ALSO VOMITING PHLEM #AT 8AM #my other 4 exams(5 technically) I’ve been barred from taking TILL NEXT SEMESTER because I’m contagious #because of course at this point

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kur0m1sblog · 1 year

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Hi! Love your writing! I was wondering when the rest of the latest thrax request will be out???

The one with the female white blood cell at the club??

Also i wanted to request a HCs: what would the osmosis jones Characters (ozzy, drix, leah and thrax) be as students/or as teachers? If they were in a university setting? What would they be like?

Thank you if you reply and interested in my request! Have a good day! :)

The Mc’s of Osmosis Jones In A School AU!

Characters: Ozzy, Thrax, Leah, Drix, Mayor Phlemmimg, and Maria

Warnings: None

Summary: Osmosis Jones characters if they were teachers in a school setting

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Osmosis Jones

Honestly I think he would be a English teacher-

Idkw

He’d definitely mess around with his students and would get in trouble for it

He slacks off a lot, always turning the grades in late

Wouldn’t be surprised if he was in the office with the principal like one of his own students

Thrax

For some reason, if Thrax was a staff member at a school

He would have to be a chemistry teacher

If he were ever in school, he would be really interested in that topic, and would want to pre-sue it as a career

Leah

I honestly don’t know what she would be..

Maybe a math teacher..?

She seems like the type of girl to be really good at math

She is smart after all and stuff

So in my eyes, she would be a math teacher

Mayor Phlemming

I think everyone knows this but, it’s pretty obvious he would be the principal

Like how he’s the mayor?

I can already imagine him doing any morning announcements-

Drix & Maria

I’m doing these two together because I see them being PE teachers-

Drix is a pill, obviously, so he fits being a PE teacher

Maria just strikes me as the type of girl to like PE

She also dresses like a PE teacher- T-T

But she seems like the type of girl to be super athletic and energetic

They both would adore and help out there students a lot

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Notes: Thank you so much for requesting! And yes about the story with the Female Blood cell, I’m still working on it, it’s kinda long and there’s a lot to get through. But, I’m working on some other stuff, but it’ll come out soon! Just have writers block with that one! Have a great morning/afternoon/night!

#osmosis jones #thrax #Leah osmosis jones #school au #drix #Maria osmosis jones #mayor phlemming

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this-doesnt-endd · 1 year

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Every bloody nose is a fucking ordeal and im so fucking sick and tired of it

#is any bitch out there an ent who can actually help me #i get constanty gruesom bloody nose #my nose is either running likr a faucet like cant look down or it runs #or its stuffy to the point where im getting pressure in my face #i have to hack up phlem everyday and it feels stuck in the back of my throat and theres always post nasal drip or if i get a bloody nose #its always going down my throat its awful #ive tried a ton of sprays they never fully help it just trades one problem for the other #dont have acid reflux #i use oitment to make sure my nose isnt all dried up #i do like everything with no results im going crazy

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mlmdarkfiction · 2 years

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SHAKES MY LUNGS GET OUT OF THERE

#i majorly feel better #but also i fucking threw up pure phlem again this morning #and i still wheeze a lot of the time when i breath and i cough #shut up dark

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oswednesday · 2 years

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my last mucinex,,,,

#keep me in your memory #i can obviously get more but im hoping the rest of the meds just knock my phlem out

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papus-clown-enclosure · 1 year

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So i either got sick again or got better and then got worse again.

My mom says its bc i went out in the rain with a thin hoodie, and shorts. Bc i started feeling a little achey later that night and then the next day it was even more coughing and uh unfortunate reaction to the coughing and a lot of nausea

#im still coughing but in coughing up phlem. I JUST WANT PEACE #and embe able to not worry for when i eat #tmi #gross #papuka rambles #vomit ment tw #the one time my mom is right its bc i went out in the cold rain not covered up and dressed for the weather

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wing-shot-first · 2 years

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Started feeling sick basically out of nowhere today I'm

#cowboys stupidity #I sound like im coughing up a hairball when i try to hack up phlem or whatever its called. Girl help.

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lennat2 · 3 months

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A little known fact about COVID is that it turns you into a slug

#im flkin oozing rn #even my tearducts are expelling phlem this is disgusting #covid

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ethos-labrador · 4 months

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it's sad slug saturday

#because i'm sad #and i have a slug fidget #god i got nothing done today #at least i have my slug son #his name is phlem and he's pastel rainbow colored #mine

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baby-prophet · 9 months

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I started sobbing after I thought the elevator doors were closed and thought I was in the clear but the stranger who just got off the elevator asked me if I was alright as the doors were closing. ........ and now im sobbing harder.. .

#i didnt start ceying until after it got resolved #which i think is good i didnt completely freak out like i was able to hold myself together #and get shit fixed but god i feel so fucking stupid #but i was like sobbing the whole way home #and calling myself names like you dumb cock sucking bdumbass bitch #im drunk and sad and kept gagging on phlem its so gross im so fucking upset #im ok strangers are ok #im never drinking and helping people ever again LOL #nah i promised the homeless man who im becomi g friends with some cash for food #like hes cool and nice to me #norm.allie #my roomate hasnt asked me if im ok #which is ok but im ...... idk #college owns

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doodlboy · 9 months

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I don't want 2 go in2 work T^T

#im still sick #my hesd hurts rlly bad #feels like my lungs r full of phlem #mom insists that im fine and i can go in2 work but i feel like shit i want to go back to bed #im not fine i want to lay down #everything hurts im so tired just let me sleep #elliot rambles

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xviruserrorx · 1 year

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Still drowning in my own blood over here 🫠

#virus rambling #virusmedical #ive been calling the ENT for TWO months and they still wont answer #im still coughing up alarming amounts of blood #i just finished my round of iron pills last month and that was supposed to help me not be anemic but im still loosing blood so #the bleeding was actually calming down and clotting and lasting only like 10 minutes the last time #and then it just stopped clotting and i coughed up blood for like 40 minutes AND something new happened #i threw up a ton of dark drown stuff mixed with phlem which is probably most likely old blood #i say that because i dont eat chocolate i dont drink coffee and i have not eaten anything in the last two days that would cause that volor #even with my gastroparesis it shouldn't cause that color if it was food #and my gums were bleeding the day before yesterday too so... i dont know whats going on

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theultimatepumpkinpie · 1 year

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Luna, upon being asked to make a persona weapon: You want me to curse a *real* sword?

#my posts #mbmbam #rimworld #character thoughts #luna limitless #sorry this took 20 min to post I choked on phlem for a bit and made chicken nuggets

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