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Okay now I can't stop thinking about a boat au where Harry has this super chonky shit sailboat named Tequila Girl and jean is his first (and only) mate but jean abandons Harry after a nasty fight. Then Harry goes on a bender and tries to titanic Tequila Girl but only deeply fuck her up on some rocks and gets lost in the pale and looses his memory.
Then Kim (and his racing sail boat named Parabellum) finds Harry on the outskirts of the pale and he works together with him to get the wreak of Tequila Girl back to shore. And Kim is all like "holy shit this guy is so messed up but is so hot and how does not remember his name but can do cleat hitches with his eyes closed. what else can he do with his hands FUCK"
Then Kim and harry repair the boat together and fall in love and harry renames the boat Elysium.
#im losing my shit over this AH#my apologies is this doesn't make sense im in an insane migraine haze rn#pettythots#kimharry#disco elysium
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I have discovered a new type of bird in the house and I'm calling it Fire Alarm Low Battery Chirp That Everyone Ignores Until It's Too Late
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You die inside when you stop touching people's lives. What do you think he put us here for? Touch someone figuratively in 2015 ... Tell them they look nice , smell nice, tell someone they are valued and you never want to lose them... Be sap, be gods child.
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I found this amazing animatic and haven't seen it on here so I though I'd share
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#FINALLY HAS FUCKIN POLLS AH#jean vicquemare#jean vic#jeanharry#disco elysium#my blorbo in a jar#pettythots
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I was down at the docks today and to my joy these boats were across from another
#i can totally see kim and harry drinking together having a silly night out#after harry recently told kim he thinks he's a lil trans fem#and kim wanted to support him but not knowing how#is like#slow down you..you tequila girl#and harry just stares at him while the skills are screaming in his head#anyway i have a migraine and about to vom goodbye#pettythots#disco elysium
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It's wild what being in the de community has done for for my body image issues. Seeing so much gorgeous fan art of Harry and the fics about Kim loving Harry's body started rewiring my brain to be like. Yes. You CAN still be loved and have a tummy. Everything will be fine and you'll still be beautiful.
#also it opened the door to learning more about the queer community#and bears holy FUCK#god bless revachol#personal#disco elysium#pettythots
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Cursed bus driver Kim au where the reason Kim and harry know each other is because Harry always voms when he rides Kim's bus
#i remember every face of the driver of every bus i vomited on#so i know this from experience#kim kitsuragi#hdb#pettythots
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Pic crews are cringe yada yada fuck you. This is so cute. Pls let me see your creations with this because this was v fun
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In all my time in the de fandom I haven't seen a single cafe au and this is a crime.
NEED Kim to own a high class cozy cafe that private investigator harry stumbles into one day after two all nighters looking very disheveled and acting very harry like and discovers that kim is the coolest guy in the world and quickly becomes a regular coming in on his lunch breaks. At first kim finds him kind of annoying and wants him to leave, but after harry starts chatting to him about being upset he missed last nights tiptop race because of work and begins giving Kim endless complements, harry starts to grow on him.
Harry eventually convinces jean to start going but jean almost never comes with harry and is usually one of Kim's first customers in the morning. He always comes in super grumpy with major eyebags from insomnia but stays for around an hour or so reading the paper. Kim likes having sassy back and forth quips with him in the morning to start his day.
Eventually Harry's whole crew starts to come in. Judit comes in the late afternoon sometime to pick up some sweet treats for her kids. Trant always seems to show up during a lul and talks Kim's ear off about whatever's on his mind at the moment. Jules sometimes has a quiet end of the day smoke with Kim around back. Garte sees Kim as a rivel for his cafeteria but Kim has no idea who he is. Mack and Chester are banned because reasons.
Ugh I want to build more on this please give me other ideas I'm begging you. I just want them to all be happy and not cops for funsies
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Look at this fantastic animatic I found omg
#i have a couple job interview calls today so im just watching a bunch of animatics in between lool#but so few of them have the artists other socials listed with them aahhh#makes me so sad#i wish to see more#disco elysium#harry du bois#hdb#kim kitsuragi#jean vicquemare#pettythots#Youtube
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Tagged by @elysiicns (thank you boo✨🩸)
Last song: time for crime by Orion
Favourite colour: pink. very uwu of me.
Currently watching: I'm rewatching castlevania before i watch it's new series and also rewatching criminal minds with my sister (we're revisiting all our favourite long running shows we loved as teens and.they're so bad man afdhajdjk)
Last movie: made of honor adshajhfja. i really wanted to watch can't buy me love to see young patrick dempsey but I don't have my computer currently so I had to settle for that movie instead 😔
Currently reading: Lamb by christopher moore because I desperately need some heehee haha hohos in my life rn (it's a comedy retelling of the new testament told in the point of view of jesus's bff. V funny. at one point jesus asks his friend to go to a brothel for him and tell him what it's like because god won't let him go. highly recommend. especially if you came from a christian background)
Sweet/spicy/savory: sweet sweet sweet always sweet. please pray for for my teeth dear god.
Relationship status: ✨💕✨newly single and ready to mingle uwu✨💕✨ (aka has a great need to get dicked down inbetween sobbing sessions)
Currently obsession: de always and forever apparently and analyzing all major vampire medias to compare their themes.
Last thing I googled: the "I'm going in the crevice" clip from it's always sunny in philadelphia to show my sister.
Currently working on: getting over my basically divorce and trying to find permanent housing adzhsjfkak. no brain space for anything else.
Tagging: no worries if you don't want to do this my dudes! @doddsmountain @shufflerock-jam @mrtequilasunset @donnersurpriseparty @bloodanddiscoballs @switchyfox @1tbls @meatballerino & literally anyone that wants to do this 👀👀 let me snoop into your activities and interests👀👀👀
#ehehehe these are so fun#sorry if you don't like these things just set me on fire#not de#pettythots
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Every time I see a post that's along the lines of "I don't understand why so many people love Jean Vic", here's the thing-
We don't love him in a regular sense. We're waiting for him to walk around a corner so we can beat him with sticks and shove him in a dirty puddle. Then run off to our observatory to see what he does
#yeah yeah brake your arms on fentanyl babe#that'll be great#jean vicquemare#my blorbo in a jar#pettythots#disco elysium
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If I made a chose your own adventure in a pathetic day in the life of jean vic blog with polls a such would anyone be interested? I think it would be so much fun. Need to jerma dollhouseify that man. Throw him in a sims simulation but make so a comical dark rain cloud follows him everywhere
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God seeing other autistics with comfort items that are cute like childhood toys or squishmallows or some shit and having to be like "yeah my comfort item is a magic bag" is an experience
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