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starsandhughes · 4 months
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Penalty Box Series— Quinn Hughes Edition (Fifteen)
Hughes Palooza Edition
SEASON MASTERLIST
previous: fourteen
hi i’m back! i had to take a much needed break <3 trying to post every game when i was so behind got to me and it wasn't fun to watch anymore. because of this, i’ll only be posting special games (like when the guys play each other), record breaking games, and reslly any game i have the motivation to (like if it's chaotic and quinn/trev get penalties). i’m not pushing myself anymore i hope y'all understand🤍
and because there was a lot of tense feelings after this game for devils fans, i decided to make this post *mostly* about the millers
JANUARY 6, 2023
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yourusername welcome back to my postgame penalty box update show: hughes palooza MILLER EXTRAVAGANZA EDITION!
THE colin miller, number 24 on the devils, number 6 in my heart (his number on the stars iydk), scored not only his first goal of the season, 🚨BUT HIS SECOND GOAL, TOO🚨 pop OFF step dad!!! congrats on being third star of the game!
and OUR miller, mr. jt, ceo of shaking his head at my nonsense (he loves me), scored two goals 1 minute and 4 seconds apart!
WE GOT A MILLER DICK TRICK EVERYBODY! two from jt, and two from colin! 2 + 2 = 4!!
✨now for the accomplishments✨
my best friend, my lifeline, loser of the postgame mario kart competition, quintin jerome hughes, has best the canucks franchise record for most multi point games by a defenseman last night with his 69th (😏) game! I'M SO UNBELIEVABLY PROUD OF YOU, HUGGY BEAR! this is the second record (that isn't his own) he's broken this season, and we're not even halfway through! he also has the most points from all defenseman in the league currently! (10th overall!)
and demmer had his 100th career win tonight! we love a milestone!
and luke played, too! he was definitely there!
i’m so proud of the valiant effort and fight everyone on the ice put into the game tonight! especially colin! i love colin! go colin! i’ll be mailing jack your first goal trophy!
happy miller extravaganza everyone! xoxo, sissy🤍
edit: luke is the rookie defenseman points leader and he threw a fit so i’m adding this so he'll stop being annoying. proud of you, lukey poo!
edit: petey also scored twice and was first star of the game! and he also whined so i had to include this! yay petey!
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lhughes_06 i feel personally victimized by this post
yourusername personally, i think i victimized other people more
_eliaspettersson @/j.tmiller9 she's talking about you
yourusername @_eliaspettersson i’m going to victimize you.
_eliaspettersson @/yourusername you did by not including me
lhughes_06 @/yourusername we deserve justice
yourusername @/lhughes_06 @_eliaspetterson fine you cry babies! happy?
lhughes_06 good enough
_eliaspettersson i’ll take it
yourusername you two are lucky i love you🙄
lhughes_06 aww i love you, too, sissy
_eliaspettersson love you!
user17 MILLER DICK TRICK HA
_quinnhughes my pictures are way better than i thought they'd be
yourusername you beat another record so i decided to be nice <3 i love you!
_quinnhughes i love you, too
lhughes_06 @_quinnhughes she was mean to me
_quinnhughes @/lhughes_06 that sounds like a you problem
lhughes_06 @_quinnhughes @/yourusername get out of my apartment
yourusername @/lhughes_06 "i'm not letting you go back to california. you're moving in and we're getting bunk beds"
lhughes_06 @/yourusername rat
yourusername @/lhughes_06 mwah!
jackhughes we would've won if i was there
yourusername oh look another cry baby
jackhughes we would've!
yourusername your team came close without you! and you can't prove shit! be happy for your brother! i'm literally taking care of you! i will leave you alone to die!
jackhughes @_quinnhughes good job
yourusername good boy
_quinnhughes @/jackhughes thanks
user8 okay but they would've won with jack...
yourusername hi! the devils put in an insane amount of effort and came back from a three goal deficit at the beginning of the third. the canucks basically doubled their amount of offensive zone time and yet the devils still pushed through all their adversity and was so close in the end. you're dismissing all of the other players great work and play by claiming that just jack alone would've changed that. yeah, he probably would've made an impact, but the canucks have been in the top ten of the league all season and nico daws still held his own pretty well and stopped a good portion of their shots against a team that was top of the league for a hot second and was 5th coming into the game. every devils player played to the best of their abilities and there were some unlikely heroes, another thing you're dismissing. jack is my brother and i love him, but he is not the only player on the devils. it's a team. a team that came so close in the end with almost half of the amount of sog. don't dismiss the rest of the team. be proud of them all.
user81 preach!!
j.tmiller9 i thought you loved me
yourusername i do! why would you think otherwise?!
j.tmiller9 i got the worst photos out of everyone!
yourusername well i couldn't do it to colin! and quinn beat a record so i had to be mostly nice! and they barely showed luke proof of life! somebody had to be the one to give good content! congratulations! it was you! i love you🩵
j.tmiller9 you could've been nice to everyone! you're such a sweet girl!
_quinnhughes @/j.tmiller9 she's deranged and this is how she shows her love
j.tmiller9 @_quinnhughes do i need to show her how to love in other ways?
_quinnhughes @/j.tmiller9 you can try but it probably won't work
jackhughes @/j.tmiller9 it's best to accept it
lhughes_06 @/j.tmiller9 this just means she loves you so much and trusts that you won't leave her for doing this
j.tmiller9 @/yourusername i love you, too! i'm here for you!
jackhughes @/j.tmiller9 she's emotional and under my shirt but she says "i love him so much he's one of the best people i’ve ever met and i'm buying him a present for being so nice"
user96 quinn hughes beat a record to make up for being the only hughes that didn't score last game
colinmiller1029 thank you! but i’m a little confused
yourusername COLIN! STEP DAD!
colinmiller1029 step dad?
jackhughes @/yourusername sissy, you're supposed to ask before you give people father figure titles
jackhughes @/colinmiller1029 she's a little obsessed with you i'm so sorry
yourusername @/colinmiller1029 hi i know we've only met twice but will you be my step dad? i already have a dad (troy terry) and then a real dad so your duties aren't that bad!
colinmiller1029 duties?
jackhughes @/colinmiller1029 dealing with her nonsense is the only thing. it'll be pretty easy for you since you were a dallas star. she started a gang with wyatt, ty, and thomas
colinmiller1029 @/yourusername sure! but as your step dad, i should probably tell you that you shouldn't start gangs
yourusername @/colinmiller1029 it's a little too late for that, sorry! it was delly's idea!
colinmiller1029 that sounds about right
jackhughes @/colinmiller1029 and that is what your duties are! see? easy enough
user56 LUKE LOOKED SO GOOD DURING THE ANTHEM FUCK
trevorzegras come home the kids miss you
jamie.drysdale @/yourusername mason and i are the kids
yourusername @/trevorzegras @/jamie.drysdale soon! i promise! i’m getting some much needed brother time! (send help jack's whiney)
trevorzegras have fun! i love you, forever!
yourusername you're the worst! i love you, always!
jamie.drysdale mwah!
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unwillingpuckbunny · 11 months
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HELLO! i'm bored of revising so here is a list of (some of the) accounts that i think the world should know about (i really should be revising biology because i have a really big test next week and have done 0 revision please someone shout at me so i'll actually revise coz my adhd really aint helping)
@luvhughes43: your boy can't read - made me legit laugh out loud, dad!Quinn series - adorable, crazy over you - mwah chefs kiss
@babydollmarauders: the media management series - need i say more. if you haven't read it yet what are you doing with your life go read it now, company - so cute, dress - it's taylor swift and jack hughes combined so obviously its good duh
@zeegshughes: these michigan summers - honestly one of the best things i've ever read i live for quinn and libby, her relationship with jack and luke is adorable and i'm always so exited when I see a new chapter (is that the right phrase idk i'm calling it a chapter)
@hockeyandhrsepwr: snap - so cute and the sibling dynamics are top tier
@bagopucks: she's taller - as a certified tall gal i appreciated this fic immensely, single reader series - adorable (can you tell i love a dad!nhl player fic) hudson is so sassy i love him and auston's desperation to be called dad is so heart wrenching just that need to be loved and accepted by this tiny human is portrayed so well i love it, disheveled ducking - so gutwrenchingly sad i had tears in my eyes reading it
@dmercer91 bug's sister series - so funny sibling dynamics on point what more can i say
@jackhues: some of my favourite series ever, mockingbird au - kinda sad but so cute quinn is the biggest sweetheart in this chefs kiss love it, peanut's world au - living for the sibling dynamics in this with auston and mat too it's peanuts world they're just living in it, buttercup's world au - omg i could never speak abt this au enough I love single dad sid in this he is such a girl dad its so cute someone give this man a child I can't wait to see sid as a dad irl
@letsgetrowdy43: my muse - i can't paint for shit but love this little fic i just love an insta edit
@starsandhughes: the penalty box series - one of the funniest things on this app I love it and everyone in the world should read it thank you and goodnight
ok that was a long list but I had things to say
pls send me new fics/accounts to check out bc I hate revising and apparently want to fail (I don't acc want to fail but I need something to do to destress (yeah e keep telling yourself that))
EDIT:
i just realised that there are no jamie fics in any that I recommended and that is a crime
i've read so many good jamie fics but apparently forgot abt them (?)
omg and no luke fics what is going on with me today
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starsandhughes · 5 months
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Penalty Box— Quinn Hughes Edition (Fourteen)
23-24 Season Masterlist
previous: thirteen
next: fifteen
i'm desperately trying to catch up i’m so sorry
NOVEMBER 16, 2023
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yourusername welcome back to my postgame penalty box update show: quinn finally did me a solid edition!
the first notable thing to happen in this game occurred at 7:05 in the first period— ‼️QUINN GOT A TRIPPING PENALTY‼️the second picture shows him pouting, probably because he knew i was going to be elated over this and he hates to see me happy
AND THEN a flame (ruzicka) tripped petey, which created a 4 on 4 for 1 minute and 17 seconds. nobody scored on the 4 on 4, but guess who did once quinn got out on parole? PETEY! THAT'S WHO! and milsy assisted on it! oh yeah! and quinn did, too! (his 21st assist ;))
this has made quinn have the third most career assists for a defenseman in their first 300 games! did i forget to mention that this was his 300th game? because it was!
onto the second period! quinn got hit and he fell down and hronek tried to throw hands in his honor but neither him nor the flame (pospisil) really succeeded in that, but they both got two for roughing anyways (i’d call it aggressive hugging but whatever works i guess)
then quinny baby let some agression out and slashed coleman (a flame) after he was interfered with while facing him, knocking the stick out of his hands! that's my big brother! don't take that shit! they both got a penalty, quinn's being his second (i cheered) and we had ourselves a 3 on 3 that trickled into the third!
sadly, the universe only liked me a little bit. while i was elated by quinn getting two penalties, it was a hard nuck life tonight (get it?) and we lost 5-2 :(
anyways! congratulations on having played 300 nhl games, huggy buggy! i love you way past infinity🩵
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_quinnhughes (i get it) (you're not funny) i love you way past beyond, sissy!
yourusername okay rude
jackhughes @_quinnhughes i agree
yourusername @/jackhughes i repeat: RUDE
trevorzegras @/yourusername i think you're hilarious and my opinion is worth more than theirs
yourusername @/trevorzegras awww i can't wait to be contractually obligated to love you always <3
trevorzegras @/yourusername i already love you forever
jackhughes @/trevorzegras @/yourusername your love is ruining the vibes
yourusername @/jackhughes i will stab you
jackhughes @/yourusername you're across the country
yourusername @/jackhughes i have my ways
lhughes_06 @_quinnhughes rack up those penalty minutes, bro! so proud!
_quinnhughes @/lhughes_06 you've been talking to sissy too much
lhughes_06 @_quinnhughes no, jack's been talking to sissy too much. i’ve just had the displeasure of being around for it
yourusername @/lhughes_06 you came home from practice the other day and stole his phone to talk to me?????
lhughes_06 @/yourusername don't gaslight our brother like that
jackhughes @/lhughes_06 you actually did that though?
lhughes_06 @_quinnhughes don't listen to them. the twins are conspiring against me.
_quinnhughes @/lhughes_06 i think you're the one that's conspiring against me
lhughes_06 @_quinnhughes your sissy favoritism is showing, quintin
yourusername @/lhughes_06 suck it <3
user24 THE SCARED AND HIGH PICS ARE BACK! THE UNIVERSE IS BALANCED!
user6 you've heard of mr. 305, now get ready for mr. 300
trevorzegras @_quinnhughes she tried to count your total time on ice for all three hundred games
_quinnhughes @/trevorzegras did she implode?
trevorzegras @_quinnhughes i don't know but she was going through a lot
yourusername @_quinnhughes i quit when i got to over three days because i noticed i made a mistake and didn't know if made other ones so i didn't want to be wrong and then i cried
_quinnhughes @/yourusername you tried so hard! i appreciate it and i’m proud of you!
trevorzegras @_quinnhughes she is now under my shirt
user79 oh my god quinn's pout is so babygirl😭
_eliaspettersson i’d like more praise
yourusername who do you think you are? the queen?
_eliaspettersson you call me your blonde king
yourusername irrelevant.
_eliaspettersson extremely relevant.
yourusername i love you, you're doing amazing sweetie, now go away
_eliaspettersson i love you, too!
_quinnhughes @/trevorzegras is she seething?
trevorzegras @_quinnhughes no but she's got the cutest grumpy pout on her face
yourusername @/trevorzegras 2 minute penalty for making me more grumpy. go sit in the bathtub.
user90 flipping my shit over "huggy buggy" that's so heckin cute🥹
colecaufield 300 games just like that, huh? i could've sworn we just played against the michigan wolverines last week! congrats, bud! @_quinnhughes
yourusername ah yes, the first and only time i wore my "i just hope everyone has fun" shirt
jackhughes and then i burned it!
colecaufield @/jackhughes you just threw it in the lake
jackhughes @/colecaufield you couldn't have let me have my moment?
yourusername @/jackhughes he's on team sissy! translation: fuck you😌🤍
jackhughes @/yourusername when was the last time you were nice to me?
yourusername @/jackhughes i sent you a "sorry you're dying" gift box november 5th and you got it on the 10th and umm... WE HAVE FACETIMED EVERY DAY FOR TWO WEEKS
jackhughes @/yourusername you're so obsessed with me
yourusername @/jackhughes i will send you a glitter bomb
colecaufield @/yourusername DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!
jackhughes @/colecaufield you're so unhelpful
colecaufield @/jackhughes <3
_quinnhughes @/colecaufield i'm ignoring all of that to say thank you
_quinnhughes @/yourusername @/jackhughes this is about me so i’m going to need you two to stop
yourusername @_quinnhughes mmf
jackhughes @_quinnhughes what she said
lhughes_06 @_quinnhughes i’d take them agreeing as a win
_quinnhughes @/lhughes_06 i am don't worry
user82 he has more than one expression now! he's growing!
user64 canucks lost but sissy won! so that cancels out the loss! pemdas!
_alexturcotte remember when you used to root for the flames? what a time that was
yourusername i was rooting for MATTY! there's a difference
lhughes_06 @_alexturcotte you didn't have to experience the mess that she was the entire flames vs stars playoff series with her. it was not "a time." it was hell.
jackhughes oh my god that was a nightmare
_quinnhughes i still get nightmares
trevorzegras i get war flashbacks every time the stars play against the flames
jamie.drysdale i only experienced this through facetimes and not even that was fun
colecaufield @_alexturcotte sounds like we lucked out
_alexturcotte @/lhughes_06 @/jackhughes @_quinnhughes @/trevorzegras @.jamie.drysdale i’m sorry about your lives
yourusername LISTEN I HAD SO MANY MIXED EMOTIONS OKAY?! I LOVE MATTY BUT I LOVE THE STARS! IT WAS TRAUMATIC
jackhughes @/yourusername and you traumatized us!
yourusername @/jackhughes for solidarity!
lhughes_06 @/yourusername what if we didn't want solidarity? did you ever think about our wants?
yourusername @/lhughes_06 not even once
user29 everybody say it with me: FUCK THE FLAMES
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jackhughes it's a hard nuck life for us
yourusername it's a hard nuck life for us! instead of winning, we get whipped
jackhughes instead of cheers, we cause tears
yourusername it's a hard nuck life!
_quinnhughes @/yourusername @/jackhughes i'm so done with both of you
trevorzegras HA
_quinnhughes @/trevorzegras i’m done with you, too
trevorzegras @_quinnhughes that's not new
yourusername @_quinnhughes we love youuuuu
jackhughes @_quinnhughes sooooo much!
_quinnhughes @/yourusername @/jackhughes "mmf" -sissy
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starsandhughes · 6 months
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Penalty Box Series— Quinn Hughes Edition (nine)
ft. Wyatt Johnston
23-24 Season Masterlist
previous: eight
next: ten
NOVEMBER 4, 2023
if you're not a stars fan, it's best to convert quickly
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yourusername welcome back to my postgame penalty box update show: i finally saw a mason marchment fight live and quinn was also there edition!
after quinn's personal record of three trips to the penalty box night, he decided to be good! this was probably due to the fact that i will fight him over any penalty against the stars (hey, remember when you committed interference against robo on february 27th last season? because i sure do), but we'll pretend it was because he's trying to redeem himself since my baby daddy trevy-z is at zero. the war is strong with these two!
you know who did get a penalty? one of my new besties wyatt "johnny" johnston! his penalty was for holding mikheyev in the second period! (holding penalties aren't ones i hold grudges against, so you're in the clear! but also you do nothing wrong ever, so i wouldn't hold it against you anyways) (p.s. i wouldn't have been mad if you fought garly... i was kinda rooting for it)
other penalties include: (in time order) digi for holding against another new bestie harls, mr. captain jamie benn for hooking soucy which created 39 seconds of 4 on 4, craig smith for hooking friedman, and laffy taffy for hooking wyatt's dad joe pavelski all in the first, esa lindell for cross checking garly, hronek for high sticking my blonde prince roope hintz (he got reprimanded for this), and our two fighting majors between the blue eyed menace mason marchment and ian! (mason got an extra minor for unsportsmanlike behavior) (ian was reprimanded for his hit against matt "dutchy" duchene that started the fight)
my best friend, quintin, pulled a jacky boy and fell over nothing! the conversation between the stars broadcasters went like this:
razor: "he was having a moment back there!"
bogo: "he was playing billiards off the bottom of the net to himself!"
razor: "well, he wiped out first!"
needless to say, i was laughing my ass off when i rewatched this game!
special shoutout to demmer for continuing his perfect win streak against the stars and getting his second shut out of the season! i’m so proud of you @/tdemko35 ! (for those who don't know, he has a 7-0-0 record and just gave otter his first regulation loss of the season :))
quinny, i’m going to publicly say i’m sorry that otter caught every one of your shots on goal <3 and i’m proud of your 25 minutes and 23 seconds of hard work tonight! i love you way past infinity💙 keep it up, buttercup!
p.s. dear wy, harls, and delly, thanks for the great time before the game tonight! i hope you loved your postgame goodie bags! i’ll see you boys december 21st! peace and love, new besties <3 @/t.harley48 @/wyattjohnston_ @/tydellandrea53
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_quinnhughes i have so many grievances about this post... but i still love you way past beyond
yourusername i didn't say one bad thing about you!! just one little tease that i teased jack at the same!!
_quinnhughes i'm sharing my post!
yourusername neither broadcast gave me much to work with, quintin! just be glad you're in it
_quinnhughes get out of my house
yourusername fine! i’ll go to petey's!
_eliaspettersson @/yourusername let yourself in and i’ll be back soon
_quinnhughes @_eliaspettersson i was teasing! she's good! she's staying with me!
colecaufield @_quinnhughes quinn, your possessiveness is showing
_quinnhughes @/colecaufield i don't know what you're talking about
yourusername @_quinnhughes awww, you miss me! sap
_quinnhughes i can't win
user14 god DAMN that fifth pic of quinn has me acting up🥵🧎‍♀️
trevorzegras your stars obsession is so cute when you aren't rooting against me❤️ i love you, forever, my precious weirdo (what are you private thoughts on quinn not scoring on otter?) (come home, i miss you)
yourusername i love you, always, my lovingly crazy boy❤️ (i plead the fifth) (i’ll be there before the game!)
_quinnhughes (we all know she's secretly happy i didn't score against her actual favorite team)
yourusername @_quinnhughes (you can't prove shit)
t.harley48 @/yourusername (what is up with the parentheses?)
yourusername @/t.harley48 (it's for private conversations!)
t.harley48 @/yourusername (everyone can read them?)
trevorzegras @/t.harley48 (she's quirky and we love her)
t.harley48 @/trevorzegras (i’m a big fan of quirky)
yourusername @/t.harley48 (then you're welcome that i exist!)
trevorzegras @/t.harley48 (i repeat: she's quirky and we love her)
t.harley48 @/yourusername (thank you)
_quinnhughes @/t.harley48 (you caught on quick, good job)
tdemko35 thank you, y/n/n! my two shutout trophies will be displayed in my living room. i love you, too!
yourusername you are every so welcome, king! keep gobbling up those pucks like they're fruit snacks🫶
tdemko35 yes, ma'am🫡
_quinnhughes @/yourusername why
yourusername @_quinnhughes "why don't you just be yourself?... no one can help but admire your spirit" (collins 121).
_quinnhughes @/yourusername YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE THE HUNGER GAMES BOOK ON YOU
yourusername @_quinnhughes i had to phone a friend
trevorzegras @/yourusername i think i’m more than just a friend
yourusername @_quinnhughes i had to phone a friend with benefits
trevorzegras @/yourusername WE ARE ENGAGED
yourusername @_quinnhughes i had to phone a friend with a future tax deduction
_quinnhughes @/trevorzegras looks like you can't win either
trevorzegras @_quinnhughes i blame the stars
_quinnhughes @/trevorzegras me too
yourusername @/trevorzegras @_quinnhughes LEAVE THEM ALONE! THEY DIDN'T DO SHIT!
_quinnhughes @/yourusername you're right, they couldn't even score a goal
yourusername @_quinnhughes too soon, quintin. too. fucking. soon.
user21 wyatt's kinda...👀
user16 "and quinn was also there" sissy's keeping it real as always
wyattjohnston_ i’m honored to be a part of this, your majesty
yourusername i’m always happy to support my people! you deserve it!
wyattjohnston_ you're too kind!
tydellandrea53 @/yourusername and you're such a giver, princess! the guys all loved your postgame goodie bags
t.harley48 all hail the princess!
wyattjohnston_ all hail!
tydellandrea53 all hail!
trevorzegras @_quinnhughes what the fuck happened when these four met up before the game????
_quinnhughes @/trevorzegras i don't know i wasn't invited and i’m really glad about that right now
trevorzegras @/wyattjohnston_ @/t.harley48 @.tydellandrea53 send a disco ball emoji you need help
wyattjohnston_ @/trevorzegras we're good😂
tydellandrea53 @/trevorzegras we formed a gang
t.harley48 @/trevorzegras y/n's the princess, johnny is the duke, i'm the viscount, and delly asked to be a jester for some reason
tydellandrea53 damn right
trevorzegras @/yourusername you leave me for two days and decided to start a gang?! without me?!
yourusername @/trevorzegras no! delly started the gang! and just be happy you knew where i was this time!
wyattjohnston_ @/trevorzegras @/yourusername this time?
trevorzegras @/wyattjohnston_ she has a tendency to hop on a plane and not tell anyone where she's going
_quinnhughes @/wyattjohnston_ @/t.harley48 @.tydellandrea if she ever randomly shows up, do us a favor and tell one of us because there'll be a strong chance we didn't know she left
t.harley48 @_quinnhughes got it🫡
wyattjohnston_ @_quinnhughes will do
tydellandrea53 @_quinnhughes no promises
user27 sissy: ceo of "never let them know your next move"
_alexturcotte one fight wasn't enough for you? do you know how to be content?
yourusername nope
_alexturcotte at least you're honest
yourusername liars get their pants set on fire! the babies could get hurt!
_alexturcotte you make a great point, girly hughes!
jackhughes @_alexturcotte does she though?
_alexturcotte @/jackhughes she's carrying my future god child and their sibling. she could tell me that there's a new state and i’d tell her she's right
jackhughes @_alexturcotte sissy and z haven't officially named you as a god parent!
_alexturcotte @/jackhughes that's why i'm kissing ass!
yourusername @_alexturcotte the ass kissing is duly noted🤍
user91 i have been waiting for this post since the nhl dropped the game schedules
jackhughes @_quinnhughes do you want to ship sissy back to trevor yet?
_quinnhughes no i’m trying to keep her for the roadie
trevorzegras @_quinnhughes not happening
jamie.drysdale @_quinnhughes i'm already having withdrawal symptoms
_quinnhughes @/trevorzegras @/jamie.drysdale you two get her every day! i miss my sister
jackhughes @/trevorzegras @/jamie.drysdale @_quinnhughes lukey and i never get to see her! we want a turn!
lhughes_06 yeah! our turn!
colecaufield @/trevorzegras @/jamie.drysdale @_quinnhughes @/jackhughes @/lhughes_06 I DESERVE A TURN
_alexturcotte @/trevorzegras @/jamie.drysdale @_quinnhughes @/jackhughes @/lhughes_06 @.colecaufield ME FIRST! i’m pulling the ahl card! i get to see girly hughes less than any of you!
yourusername you're all a bunch of SAPS
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Penalty Box Series— Quinn Hughes Edition (eight)
23-24 Season Masterlist
previous: seven
next: nine
NOVEMBER 2, 2023
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yourusername welcome back to my postgame penalty box update show: i fear i’ll have to pay back the favor and bail quinn out of jail one day edition!
my boys had a major win tonight by beating the sharks 10-1! that's right! TEN TO ONE!
but what's even better than that is that QUINTIN JEROME GOT THREE PENALTIES TONIGHT! THIS IS THE FIRST TIME HE HAS DONE THIS! only four times has he had two in one game, so tonight he made his own history! that's my best friend! his penalties were for stick holding and a delay of game for shooting the puck over the glass in the second period and an interference penalty in the third!
what's even BETTER than that is that QUINN MOTHER FUCKING HUGHES TIED THE CANUCKS RECORD FOR MOST POINTS SCORED BY A DEFENSEMAN WITH 5 POINTS!! this was last done in 1995!
he assisted on brock's first goal, assisted on millsy's goal, AND SCORED HIS OWN GOAL IN THE FIRST PERIOD, and in the second, he assisted on laffy taffy and suter's goals!
quinny, i’m so unbelievably proud of you! you're doing amazing this season, and i can't wait to see what records you tie and break next! i love you way past infinity🤍
p.s. special shout out to tito! he played his 500th game tonight and scored his first two goals of the season! i’m proud of you and i love you! trophy coming soon! @/titobeauvi91
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_quinnhughes really glad the caption wasn't all about the penalties😂 i love you way past beyond, sissy!
yourusername if you didn't tie a record, it would have been
_quinnhughes you're such a supportive sister
yourusername i know! i’ve got a degree in being nice
jackhughes @/yourusername you didn't even go to college
yourusername @/jackhughes ditto, you dildo (that sentence is called an alliteration btw since you're so uneducated)
jackhughes @/yourusername we went to the same high school!
_quinnhughes @/yourusername @/jackhughes don't make me break out your get along shirt
jamie.drysdale @_quinnhughes THEIR WHAT?
colecaufield @_quinnhughes WHIP IT OUT WHIP IT OUT
yourusername @/colecaufield DIE
trevorzegras @/yourusername we've talked about this
yourusername @/colecaufield HAVE AN ACCIDENT
_quinnhughes @/trevorzegras look at our girl! she's growing!
trevorzegras @_quinnhughes i’m so proud🥹😭
user59 THIS IS HIS SEASON! IT BELONGS TO HIM!
lhughes_06 atta boy! that's my favorite big brother!
_quinnhughes thanks, moose! i'm not picking favorites!
yourusername @_quinnhughes because it's me, right?
lhughes_06 @/yourusername you can't be his favorite brother
yourusername @/lhughes_06 i can be his favorite everything
lhughes_06 @/yourusername brother is included in everything!
jackhughes @/lhughes_06 you live with me and i'm not your favorite brother? time to look for a new roommate, buddy! i'm quinn's favorite!
_quinnhughes @/lhughes_06 @/yourusername @.jackhughes none of you are my favorite
trevorzegras @_quinnhughes who's gonna tell them that it's me?
_quinnhughes @/trevorzegras i can tell you who my least favorite is
yourusername @_quinnhughes i’ll tell him
yourusername @/trevorzegras it's you
trevorzegras @/yourusername thanks for breaking the news gently, sweet girl
yourusername @/trevorzegras my degree in nice strikes again!
user77 quinner and hronek in the box together SENT ME
titobeauvi91 thank you, y/n! i love you, too! i’m excited for my first trophy
yourusername HEY YOU GOT ONE FOR YOUR FIRST AS A CANUCK! THIS IS YOUR SECOND!
titobeauvi91 i meant this season! i cherish that trophy, don't worry
_quinnhughes it's true
yourusername awww, tito! you sap! mwah!
_quinnhughes @/titobeauvi91 that's sissy for "that means everything to me and now i’m going to cry"
titobeauvi91 @_quinnhughes i think i’m becoming fluent in sissy
yourusername @/titobeauvi91 wowwww! lexi isn't even completely fluent!
_alexturcotte @/yourusername you're so not invited to my bat mitzvah
user36 QUINN'S SMILE AFTER HIS GOAL AHH!
canucks that's our captain!
yourusername best captain in the league!!
trevorzegras imagine getting three penalties in one night
_quinnhughes there's no way you haven't done that
yourusername @_quinnhughes the only time he's done that was in the kings game season finale where he got a misconduct as his third. he's never had 3 minors
trevorzegras i'm taking that as a win
_quinnhughes @/trevorzegras i wouldn't
trevorzegras @_quinnhughes good thing i’m not you then
yourusername @/trevorzegras you tell him, baby!
user7 just give him the norris already!
jackhughes i was told to tell you that i’m proud of you as i was typing it so now i have to sell sissy out AND tell you i’m proud of you! you go glen coco!
yourusername my evil twin brother strikes again
_quinnhughes thanks, rowdy😂
jackhughes @_quinnhughes just doing my your favorite brotherly duties
jackhughes @/yourusername i’m evil? we don't have a cringey i love you saying
yourusername @/jackhughes i only have one with trevor and quinn? cease with the victim complex
colecaufield @/yourusername i’m also offended by this
lhughes_06 @/yourusername me too
_alexturcotte @/yourusername what they said
yourusername @/colecaufield @/lhughes_06 @_alexturcotte OKAY! EVERYONE CAN HAVE ONE, YOU CERTIFIED CRY BABIES
colemcward that's my dad!! way to go, dad!
yourusername DAMN RIGHT IT IS! I LOVE AND MISS YOU, MY SON!
_quinnhughes thank you, son!
colemcward @/yourusername your favorite son?
yourusername @/colemcward i don't have a favorite! i love you all equally!
lhughes_06 @/yourusername you used to openly say he was your favorite and now you openly favor leo
yourusername @/lhughes_06 shh! he doesn't need to know that!
colemcward @/yourusername i already knew that i just hoped you changed your mind
yourusername @/lhughes_06 LOOK WHAT YOU DID! this is why you're my least favorite
_quinnhughes @/yourusername today is not your day
yourusername @_quinnhughes at least i can always please my mans
trevorzegras @/yourusername in every way possible ;)
_quinnhughes @/yourusername *insert sigh here*
user99 these boys need to leave sissy alone! all she does is love them!
slknight35 congratulations, quinn! you're doing great this season!
_quinnhughes thanks, man!
yourusername aw, spencey! i didn't even have to tell you to do this! ugh i love you so much
slknight35 @/yourusername i love you, too, sissy!
trevorzegras @/slknight35 is she lying?
slknight35 @/trevorzegras she really didn't tell me to!
_quinnhughes if i was sissy, i'd call you a sap but i'm not so i'll say thank you again
slknight35 @_quinnhughes you're welcome😂
user16 happy matching records night!
user54 luke: *gets one point* jack: *gets two points* quinn: hold my beer
_alexturcotte just a king doing king shit!
_quinnhughes just doing what i can for my kingdom🥶
yourusername @_quinnhughes the emoji doesn't match the sentence
_quinnhughes @/yourusername yes it does
_alexturcotte @/yourusername yes it does
yourusername shit, my bad g's (ur both wrong)
jackhughes @/yourusername the parentheses don't match the sentence
yourusername @/jackhughes wow, nothing gets passed you, does it?
jackhughes @/yourusername nope! i'm a certified genius
lhughes_06 @/jackhughes you're a certified something that's for sure
jackhughes @/lhughes_06 you're not making a strong case against being evicted
colecaufield all that water i squirted into your mouth this summer is paying off! congrats, man! i'm proud of you!
_quinnhughes i couldn't have done this without you, apparently
colecaufield @_quinnhughes you're welcome!
yourusername my best friend number two is such a giver😩🥹
colecaufield @/yourusername you know it!
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starsandhughes · 7 months
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Penalty Box Series— Preseason Edition (Quinn Hughes Edition)
23-24 Season Masterlist
next: two
tw for trevor’s unemployment
my shoulder check showcase post was referenced! check it out if you haven’t <3
SEPTEMBER 27, 2023
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yourusername WELCOME BACK, SISSY (and hockey) FANS! my best friend, CAPTAIN QUINN HUGHES played his first preseason game tonight and he sure made an impression!
firstly, he got the third penalty of the game and first penalty for the canucks in the first period! it was for holding against hyman of the oilers, and to say i was laughing was an understatement. that was top notch comedy, bestie, thank you sm for keeping me employed
and secondly, QUINN SCORED!!! he got his first (preseason) goal as a captain, AND the first goal of the game during the second period! it was a power play goal, and leon draisaitl (he’s shown in the last pic of this post) was the criminal that made it so! shoutout to him!
i’m sorry you didn’t win, but you played a beautiful 24:10 minutes (most for the canucks, third most overall) and almost won the overtime race against leon’s boy toy, mcdavid!
and lastly, i want to address mine and quinn’s son cole! he got his second penalty of the preseason 3 minutes and 23 seconds after his father! and they both looked dead inside <3 like father, like son! (ps shoutout to petey for also getting a penalty!) (there were ten total penalties!)
you put your whole butts into this game, boys! mwah! you’ll get them next time for the season opener! i love you all!
and i extra love my best friend🩵
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_quinnhughes i have not missed this
yourusername don’t be silly! of course you have! you love it and me!
_quinnhughes i do love you! just not… i could live without the embarrassing screenshots
yourusername so don’t be embarrassing??? this sounds like a captain best friend problem
_quinnhughes you halfway credited my goal to draisaitl? and called mcdavid his boy toy? @.trevorzegras what did you let happen this summer?
trevorzegras @_quinnhughes she got bored
yourusername @_quinnhughes @/trevorzegras they’re my heroes
jackhughes @/yourusername stop… stop typing
user4 OH WE ARE SOOOO BACK
user73 AHHH!! YOU’RE BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
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colemcward @_quinnhughes what do i do?
_quinnhughes @/colemcward act like she’s normal
colemcward @/yourusername i love you, too, mom! and miss you! thanks for the support! i think
yourusername @/colemcward aw i miss you, too, son! i’ll see you soon, i promise <3
yourusername @_quinnhughes i will fight to the death with you
trevorzegras @/yourusername you are not close enough to casually get on a flight to vancouver right now so don’t you dare
yourusername @/trevorzegras and who’s fault is that?
trevorzegras @/yourusername technically, not mine
yourusername @/trevorzegras it’s tough being the breadwinner right now… but it is a burden i must carry
_quinnhughes @/trevorzegras ““i’m sorry about your life” -sissy” -me
trevorzegras @_quinnhughes maybe i will put her on a plane
user16 THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE HAS RETURNED! oh, and quinn has, too!
jackhughes @_quinnhughes gordy howe hatty when?
yourusername @/jackhughes @_quinnhughes @.lhughes_06 @/colecaufield @/jamie.drysdale @_alexturcotte @/slknight35 @.matthew_tkachuk gordy howe hatty when?
jackhughes @/yourusername i am an angel
yourusername @/jackhughes you’re quite literally a devil
trevorzegras @/yourusername why wasn’t i included?
yourusername @/trevorzegras aww, baby! it’s so cute to think you could fight! i’ll leave yours up to stromer
trevorzegras @/yourusername your favoritism towards stromer is going too far at this point
yourusername @/trevorzegras but daddy, i love him!
jackhughes @/yourusername i’m begging you again to stop typing
_quinnhughes @/jackhughes @/yourusername can i get a regular hatty first?
jackhughes @_quinnhughes no
yourusername @_quinnhughes idc which comes first but i’d like them both pls and ty
slknight35 @/yourusername i’m a goalie?
yourusername @/slknight35 and? you had an assist last season, ullmark scored an empty netter last season (sorry quinny), and goalie fights happen! you’d become a national treasure. you’d steal matty’s title as king of the rats
_quinnhughes @/slknight35 don’t listen to her
matthew_tkachuk @/slknight35 don’t listen to her. i got it.
yourusername @/matthew_tkachuk MY RAT! I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU! my first love🥰
trevorzegras @/yourusername 5 minute major for hurting my feelings. get in the bathroom.
yourusername @/trevorzegras i deserve that
jamie.drysdale @/yourusername if i get a goal and an assist first, i’ll see what i can do
yourusername @/jamie.drysdale this is why you’re my favorite ex husband❤️
jamie.drysdale @/yourusername i try my best (suck it @/jackhughes)
colecaufield @_alexturcotte and i haven’t gotten into a fight??? and you want us to full send???
_alexturcotte @/colecaufield you know damn well what she’s about to say
yourusername @/colecaufield @_alexturcotte sounds like you two don’t love me anymore
_alexturcotte there’s our girl
colecaufield @/trevorzegras add 2 minutes for embellishment
trevorzegras @/colecaufield yes sirrr
lhughes_06 @/yourusername i haven’t even gotten an nhl penalty
yourusername @/lhughes_06 i’ve got big bucks on your first one being puck over the glass
jackhughes @/lhughes_06 i’m rooting for you
_quinnhughes @/yourusername @/jackhughes WHAT DID WE SAY ABOUT GAMBLING?
yourusername @_quinnhughes ““to not to” -mator” -me
user61 i’m begging the universe that sissy posts get to keep happening😭
user44 using this as a sign that *you know what* will happen🕯️🔮
trevorzegras @_quinnhughes thank you
_quinnhughes @/trevorzegras die
yourusername @_quinnhughes you’re literally going to marry us please don’t wish death upon him
_quinnhughes @/trevorzegras fall down a flight of stairs
yourusername @_quinnhughes yeah okay
trevorzegras @_quinnhughes uno reverse
jackhughes @/yourusername they might be worse than us
yourusername @/jackhughes they wish
lhughes_06 @_quinnhughes beautiful debut as a captain! i’m so proud to be your brother!
_quinnhughes i feel like you’re mocking me
lhughes_06 @_quinnhughes i would never
yourusername @_quinnhughes idc if he meant it or not, I’M proud to be your sister💙
_quinnhughes @/yourusername that’s the nicest thing you’ve said this whole post aw (i’m proud to call you my sister) (you too luke)
jackhughes @_quinnhughes you’re proud to call lukey your sister? low blow
lhughes_06 @_quinnhughes all i’ve done is figuratively look up to you my whole life!
_quinnhughes @/jackhughes @/lhughes_06 i’m disowning you both
yourusername @/jackhughes @/lhughes_06 suck it, lucifers
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starsandhughes · 7 months
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Penalty Box Series Masterlist (23-24 Season)
Penalty Box Essentials
General Masterlist
22-23 Season Masterlist
Trevor Zegras Edition
preseason: one
one — two — three — four — five — six — seven — eight — nine
Quinn Hughes Edition
preseason: one — two
one — two — three — four — five — six — seven — eight — nine — ten — eleven — twelve — thirteen — fourteen — fifteen (hughes palooza)
Bonus Editions
Trevor’s Contract Edition
National Boyfriends Day Edition
Universal With The Panthers Edition
Jamie’s Contract Edition
Pregnancy Announcement Edition
Quinn’s Birthday Edition
Gender Reveal Edition
Imagines/Blurbs
How Sissy Told Everyone She's Pregnant
Soft Jack and Sissy
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Penalty Box Series— Quinn's Birthday Edition
23-24 Season Masterlist
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yourusername “sharing the same family tree doesn’t often make people stay. find family in the ones who make you laugh uncontrollably. find family in the ones who take your side but also talk you through your wrongdoings. find family in the ones who would hop on a plane & fly across countries the moment you needed them. find family in the ones who rejoice in you, especially when you’re unsure of yourself. find the ones who will face the fire with you.” (amanda lovelace)
sorry for the extra long poem, but the “hop on a plane” line was way too spot on for me to not use it.
quinn, you have not just been my best friend for fourteen years, but you’ve been my big brother for over eighteen years. you saved me from my darkest hours, and taught me how to save myself. you were the first person i ever gave a present to, and i remember freaking out to mom when she had to explain to me what birthday parties were and that people got presents for them. i picked out that captain america action figure all by myself and i still remember how happy you were. i think my love language is gift giving because of you.
i feel like i’ve been playing a game of “go fish” my whole life. i didn’t have any of the same card when i was younger. life kept telling me to “go fish,” and i kept pulling a card that didn’t help. and then i met jack, and suddenly i had a pair of kings. i quickly found luke to be the most precious thing on the planet, and he always made me smile. he was my third king.
you quickly started to treat me like your own sister. you walked me to class, and you always brought me a snack on days i didn’t have breakfast with all of you. you were the first person to ever hug me when i was crying. i didn’t have that at my house. at just five years old, i didn’t know that i could be comforted, and you showed me that i could be. that i deserved to be. you were my fourth king. you completed my first book. you were the start of me winning the game.
and now you’re 24, and i’ve got many more piles of books in my go fish game, and most of them are because of you. i am who i am because of many people, but you, quintin jerome, helped me start to find myself.
i love you more than every word in every language! happy birthday, best friend💙 and good luck tonight!
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_quinnhughes it’s been amazing growing up together, sissy💙 thank you, and i love you, too!
yourusername i’m totally not crying <3
_quinnhughes but i love you despite your tendency to cry! it’s endearing
yourusername i’m totally crying <3
_quinnhughes yep, there’s my girl
trevorzegras @_quinnhughes you’re putting me through a lot right now
_quinnhughes @/trevorzegras happy birthday to me!
user3 happy quinn day!
jackhughes @_quinnhughes *in schmidt’s voice* 24! happy birthday, huggy bear!
_quinnhughes @/jackhughes thank you, i can feel the sentiment from edmonton
jackhughes @_quinnhughes that’s brotherly love, baby!
_quinnhughes @/jackhughes i love you, too?
yourusername @_quinnhughes i do believe that’s what the fool was trying to say
jackhughes @_quinnhughes nailed it! i do love you! @.yourusername *insert curse word here*
_quinnhughes @/jackhughes @/yourusername you know the rules! you two are nice to each other on my birthday! i don’t care that you’re across the country!
jackhughes @/yourusername ily soulmate
yourusername @/jackhughes ilym soulmate
_quinnhughes @/jackhughes @/yourusername great job! now no betting today because it’s my birthday and i make the rules! and sissy, best friend contract!
yourusername i-
jackhughes @_quinnhughes meanie
_quinnhughes @/jackhughes @/yourusername we’ll call it a birthday present
yourusername mmf
jackhughes mmf
lhughes_06 @/jackhughes @/yourusername @_quinnhughes i feel left out so i also love you guys!
yourusername @/lhughes_06 awww i love you, lukey moosey! 🫶
_quinnhughes @/lhughes_06 i love you, too!
jackhughes @/lhughes_06 you sap, i love you, too, lukey!
user34 i’m crying so hard right now omg😭 happy birthday, captain!
trevorzegras @_quinnhughes HAPPY BIRTHDAY, QUINNER! thank you for letting me love your sister and best friend! love you, man! enjoy 24
_quinnhughes @/trevorzegras thank you! and love you, too, z! thank you for treating sissy well all these years
trevorzegras @_quinnhughes i wouldn’t dare treat her any other way. you raised a great girl
_quinnhughes @/trevorzegras i tried my best
yourusername @/trevorzegras @_quinnhughes i’m gonna vomit cry i’m so obsessed with you two being nice
trevorzegras @/yourusername we’re always nice!
_quinnhughes @/yourusername please don’t vomit cry or i’ll have to get meaner
trevorzegras oh
user7 AHH HE’S GROWING UP SO FAST! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, QUINNY!
lhughes_06 @_quinnhughes happy birthday! you’re my favorite sibling of the day! i love you, quinny! maybe you’ll grow this year!
_quinnhughes @/lhughes_06 thank you, i love you, too! (i do not love the jab at my height)
lhughes_06 @_quinnhughes (i’m just doing my brotherly duties)
yourusername @/lhughes_06 (you took all the tall genes!)
lhughes_06 @/yourusername (i was born last?)
yourusername @/lhughes_06 (mom was saving them for you)
_quinnhughes @/yourusername this part of your personality was not my doing
yourusername @_quinnhughes me being funny? that was all me, bubba. you’re welcome🥰
_quinnhughes @/yourusername yeah, okay, let’s go with that as my intention
user66 crying in the club? nah. sobbing in the club.
user23 huggy bear is growing up too fast😭
_eliaspettersson @_quinnhughes happy birthday, cap! 🎉🎈🎁
_quinnhughes @_eliaspettersson thank you, petey!
yourusername @_quinnhughes wait i just realized the first present i ever got you was captain america and now you’re captain canada 😭
_quinnhughes @/yourusername i love you so much, but please don’t call me captain canada
trevorzegras @_quinnhughes too late
jackhughes LONG LIVE CAPTAIN CANADA
_quinnhughes i prefer captain meme over this…
jackhughes LONG LIVE THAT TOO
user5 *plays the scene in borhap where freddie sings happy birthday to himself*
user88 oh to be a fly on the wall when the canucks embarrass quinn with a terrible rendition of happy birthday
_alexturcotte @_quinnhughes HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BILLET BROTHER! love you, man! good luck tonight!
_quinnhughes @_alexturcotte i love you, too, turc! thank you
yourusername @_alexturcotte quinn didn’t live with us when you lived with us… but okay
_alexturcotte @/yourusername he did in my heart
_quinnhughes @/yourusername shhhh it’s okay
user65 are we not going to address that quinn’s birthday party was the first one sissy experienced????
colemcward @_quinnhughes happy birthday, dad!🎉
_quinnhughes thank you, son!
yourusername @/colemcward I MISS YOU! SWEARZIES I’LL COME SEE YOU PLAY THIS SEASON!
colemcward @/yourusername I MISS YOU, TOO! YOU BETTER!
_quinnhughes @/colemcward swearzies is sissy for “i’ll move mountains and sneak onto cargo planes if i have to just to see you play”
colemcward @_quinnhughes is that exact definition? is there a mom dictionary?
_quinnhughes @/colemcward there’s mo dictionary
trevorzegras @/colemcward you learn as you go
colemcward @_quinnhughes @/trevorzegras she’s never actually snuck onto a cargo plane, right?
_quinnhughes @/colemcward not that we know of
user40 AHHH HAPPY QUINTIN DAY!!
user70 THAT SECOND PIC! long live the yankees hat!! happy birthday!
colecaufield @_quinnhughes you’re getting old! congratulations! happy birthday, man, i hope you crush it tonight
_quinnhughes @/colecaufield thank you…?
yourusername @_quinnhughes i’ll fix him, hold on
colecaufield @_quinnhughes happy birthday, quinner! love you! destroy those robot oilers again!
yourusername close enough
_quinnhughes @/colecaufield love you, too😂
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Penalty Box— Preseason Edition: Quinn Hughes Edition (two)
23-24 Season Masterlist
previous: one
SEPTEMBER 30, 2023
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yourusername LAIDEEZ AND GENTLECARS, WE (canucks) GOT OUR FIRST WIN OF THE (pre) SEASON!
i was a crying mess this game, because my best friend in the entire world, my other half, my big brother, scored two goals tonight! (notice how i used all nice pictures because i’m so unbelievably proud of him!) (sorry meme fans) and not only that! he also had the primary assist on kuzy’s goal— giving him a three point night!
quinn has always been a star in my heart (not a dallas one but… well you get it) and tonight, he was first star for the first time as captain! needless to say, i immediately bursted into tears when the canucks posted those videos. this was 100% a scrapbook worthy game! (p.s. trevy, we need to go to michaels)
ALSO shoutout to my fav blonde princess for having a four point night! two of those points came from assists on both of quintin’s goals! thanks b.b!
quinny, i love you, and i’m so proud of you. i couldn’t have asked for a greater big brother💙
p.s. congrats to mine and quinn’s son on his penalty hatty! you might need to become a regular on my show!
p.s.s the three fights at once was the best thing i’ve ever witnessed, and the stadium playing country roads made is 10000x better like that was top notch comedy! ty for the entertainment tito, suter, and especially studz!
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_quinnhughes there’s the sweet sissy i know and love💙 thank you! i love you, too!
yourusername i was feeling soft, sue me
_quinnhughes you weren’t as soft for my last game where i scored!
yourusername you’ve scored goals before! you haven’t scored two since march 28th against the blues! and the first time you scored two was in 2020 your rookie year!
_quinnhughes did you know that off the top of your head? because that’s scary
yourusername I’M SENTIMENTAL OKAY?! YOU KNOW THIS!
trevorzegras @_quinnhughes if she pulls out her scrapbooks and starts sobbing i’m facetiming you to suffer with me
_quinnhughes @/trevorzegras hide the scrapbooks
trevorzegras @_quinnhughes do you WANT me to die?
trevorzegras @_quinnhughes don’t answer that
user81 oh great! i’m sobbing again
user4 QUINN SHOWED EMOTION! MARK THIS DAY DOWN IN THE HISTORY BOOKS!
bboeser did you call me a princess?
yourusername no, i called you my favorite blonde princess
bboeser why not prince? or king?
yourusername because petey is my blonde king?
bboeser what about prince?
yourusername that’s roope hintz
bboeser @_quinnhughes she knows roope hintz?
_quinnhughes @/bboeser please don’t get her started on the stars. she already somehow managed to bring them up in this post
yourusername @/bboeser NO! AND DESPITE THE FACT THAT I AM CONSTANTLY SURROUNDED BY HOCKEY PLAYERS, NONE OF THEM WILL BRING ME TO THE STARS! AND NONE OF THEM WILL INVITE THEM TO MY WEDDING! NOT EVEN @/jamie.drysdale !
jamie.drysdale @/yourusername WHY WAS I BROUGHT INTO THIS?!
yourusername @/jamie.drysdale BECAUSE YOU KNOW WYATT AND DELLY AND HARLS
jamie.drysdale @/yourusername I KNEW THEM YEARS AGO
yourusername @/jamie.drysdale AND YOU ALL STILL FOLLOW EACH OTHER!
_quinnhughes @/yourusername @.jamie.drysdale THIS IS MY POST
trevorzegras @_quinnhughes @/jamie.drysdale @/bboeser somebody fix this before it somehow becomes my fault
user64 quinn dick trick🔜
jackhughes become captain really changed you @_quinnhughes
_quinnhughes @/jackhughes we worked all summer together on my shot?
jackhughes @_quinnhughes and now you’re applying it as captain!
yourusername @_quinnhughes his logic seems pretty sound to me
_quinnhughes @/trevorzegras they’re agreeing with each other
trevorzegras @_quinnhughes nothing good ever comes from this
_quinnhughes @/trevorzegras what do we do?
yourusername @/trevorzegras @_quinnhughes you know we can see this, right?
trevorzegras @/yourusername jack said he hates you
jackhughes @/yourusername i did not! you’re my soulmate and my twin and i love you sooo much!
yourusername @/jackhughes i love you MORE
trevorzegras @/yourusername 2 minute penalty!
yourusername @/trevorzegras for being nice to my brother?
trevorzegras @_quinnhughes i quit. maybe they’ll be good this time
jackhughes @/yourusername 🤫
yourusername @/jackhughes 🤐
user18 country rooooaaaaads! take me hooommeee! to the place i BELOOONNGGGGG!
colemcward this is your thing for quinn and trevor! i’m good! thank you, though!
yourusername but i was so entertained! you deserve an award
_quinnhughes @/colemcward i got it, you’ll be fine
colemcward @_quinnhughes thanks, dad!
yourusername you two are lucky i love you
colemcward @/yourusername i love you, too!
_quinnhughes @/yourusername i wouldn’t call this luck
lhughes_06 @_quinnhughes pop off, king!
yourusername please never say that again
_quinnhughes thanks! never say that again!
lhughes_06 @_quinnhughes there’s video evidence of you saying you’re about to pop off
yourusername @/lhughes_06 and it’s just as cringe coming from you
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yourusername as it turns out, i couldn’t help myself!
please enjoy mine and quinn’s son in the sin bin three separate times during the game, quinn memes, and beautiful screenshots of the chaos that happened with 38.8 seconds left in the game that resulted in seven penalties, two of them being misconducts! #JusticeForTito
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jackhughes tag yourself, i’m none of them
yourusername the last pic is literally you during playoffs
lhughes_06 she’s got you there, bro
jackhughes @/lhughes_06 nobody asked you
_quinnhughes @/jackhughes just accept that you were in a fight
jackhughes @_quinnhughes it wasn’t a fight!
yourusername @/jackhughes just because you got a roughing minor and not a fighting major doesn’t mean it wasn’t a fight
jackhughes @/yourusername that’s exactly what it means
lhughes_06 @/jackhughes sure
yourusername @/jackhughes whatever helps you sleep at night
user14 okay but tito mad? 🥵🧎‍♀️
colemcward @_quinnhughes i trusted you
trevorzegras welcome to y/n! she does what she wants. quinn and i try our best, jimmy puts in a solid effort, jack is useless and sometimes okay, but we often fail
jackhughes @/trevorzegras hey!
_quinnhughes you learn to love her despite her faults
yourusername mwah!
titobeauvi91 why?
yourusername because i haven’t gotten the chance to include you in a post yet! i took my moment! #JusticeForTito
_quinnhughes you got off easy. she has worse screenshots
titobeauvi91 @_quinnhughes and the hashtag?
_quinnhughes @/titobeauvi91 you got cross checked in the face and she’s expressing that she cares
trevorzegras @/titobeauvi91 she’s my precious little weirdo #JusticeForTito
titobeauvi91 @_quinnhughes and him?
_quinnhughes @/titobeauvi91 it’s the blind leading the blind
yourusername THIS IS BECAUSE I LOVE YOU AND APPRECIATE YOUR FRIENDSHIP
titobeauvi91 @/yourusername so sorry, i love you, too
_quinnhughes @/titobeauvi91 nailed it
user2 i want the end of this game projected on my gravestone
trevorzegras @_quinnhughes you’re such a good captain for teaching your team how to love y/n
_quinnhughes they love her, they just don’t know how to accept her unhinged love
yourusername @/trevorzegras i give them goodie bags after games just like i do for your team!! they’re all my best friends!!
trevorzegras @/yourusername you’re too cute, i can’t wait to marry you
yourusername @/trevorzegras counting down the days til december 26th <3
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starsandhughes · 6 months
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Penalty Box Series— Quinn Hughes Edition (Two)
23-24 Season Masterlist
previous: one
next: three
trevor's game
i’m so behind i’m so sorry! and i’m sorry it's short!
OCTOBER 14, 2024
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yourusername ladies and gentlecars, welcome back to my post game penalty box update show!
today, october 14th, not only is it the anniversary of my best friend and brother being born, but it's also the day that the canucks won against the oilers again!
last game, leon draisaitl said "it's good to get smacked around a bit." when he scored 42 seconds in, i was worried the oilers would get their revenge, but my fear was proven to be useless! we won 4-3! AND quinny got an assist on kuzy's goal! what a lovely birthday present! (mine was better, but this is a good one, too) and shoutout to hyman for quite literally carrying quinn into the glass, that was a gift for me! so kind!
ANYHOOZLE— quinny, i’m so proud of you! you're popping off this season already and it's only been two games! i love you way past infinity💙 keep it up, bestie! and happy birthday, once again <3
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_quinnhughes i love you way past infinity💙 we need to talk about the tweet in the last photo
yourusername that's exactly what happened idk what we need to talk about
_quinnhughes it's not! i didn't go up to mcdavid and ask to win! and i’m not 5'8!
yourusername you're a lot
_quinnhughes you're a lot more
trevorzegras @_quinnhughes 24 has made you mean
oliviaabonn @_quinnhughes i’ve been asked to tell you congratulations!
_quinnhughes @/yourusername you'll ask her but tell everyone else? (thank you❤️)
yourusername @_quinnhughes i’m sexist
oliviaabonn @/yourusername ❤️
user12 SMILEY QUINN AHH
user8 i didn't notice that hyman lifted quinn AHA
trevorzegras @_quinnhughes you're going to need to give y/n a penalty at some point
_quinnhughes @/trevorzegras you first
trevorzegras @_quinnhughes i fear the twins of terror have bets
jackhughes @/trevorzegras you don't know shit
yourusername @/trevorzegras don't trust fear
trevorzegras @/yourusername somehow, that was ominous
jackhughes @/trevorzegras she puts the terror in twins of terror
_quinnhughes @/yourusername @/jackhughes BIRTHDAY CLAUSE
yourusername @_quinnhughes IF we made that bet, it would not be game specific, therefore we would not have broken the birthday clause
_quinnhughes @/trevorzegras trust fear
user67 we've got a "high and scared" quinn pic! hallelujah!
lhughes_06 what if i don't want to be a gentlecar?
yourusername are you telling me you're a lady car?
lhughes_06 no! i'm telling you i’m a rough car
_quinnhughes @/lhughes_06 don't... don't say that
lhughes_06 @_quinnhughes i see it now
yourusername i'm in LOVE with my caAARRR!
jackhughes @/yourusername that just makes it sound like you're in love with luke
trevorzegras @/yourusername @/lhughes_06 @_quinnhughes @/jackhughes stop... just stop talking... i'm begging
user51 quinn giving the kid a puck i'm-😭
colecaufield @_quinnhughes LAME
_quinnhughes @/colecaufield just because your captain got a penalty tonight doesn't mean that all captains should've gotten a penalty
yourusername @_quinnhughes i disagree.
colecaufield @_quinnhughes and i agree with whatever she says
trevorzegras @_quinnhughes me too
_quinnhughes @/yourusername @/colecaufield @.trevorzegras i didn't ask
trevorzegras @_quinnhughes i repeat: 24 has made you mean
yourusername @/trevorzegras you can't call him mean on his birthday!
trevorzegras @/yourusername what would you call him?!
yourusername @/trevorzegras spicy nice
_quinnhughes @/yourusername i- sure
trevorzegras @/yourusername this is why i love you
yourusername @/trevorzegras always?
trevorzegras @/yourusername forever❤️
user21 WHAT is going on in that sixth pic omfg
user38 the fact that the canucks won 4-3 when quinn is 43 on quinn's birthday is so poetic
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jackhughes @_quinnhughes next time fight draisaitl
_quinnhughes @/jackhughes i’d rather not die
colecaufield @_quinnhughes but you'd give the princess so much joy!
yourusername @/colecaufield idk i think drai could demolish him and i kinda wanna keep him
_quinnhughes @/yourusername who are you and what have you done with sissy?
trevorzegras @/yourusername you want all of us to fight jamie benn
yourusername @/trevorzegras i'd accept your death if it meant i got to see a jamie benn fight
_quinnhughes @/yourusername there's my girl
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starsandhughes · 7 months
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Penalty Box Series— Quinn Hughes Edition (One)
23-24 Season Masterlist
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sorry it’s short!
OCTOBER 11, 2023
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yourusername WELCOME TO MY POST GAME PENALTY BOX UPDATE SHOW: CAPTAIN BEST FRIEND HOME OPENER EDITION
z-baby and i (and mom & dad!) flew to vc specifically to watch quinn’s captain ceremony, and needless to say, i was a crying mess. quinn, i am so proud of you and how much you’ve grown. i know you were nervous and didn’t want the night to be all about you, but you deserve every last bit of cheers and applause for how great you are, how talented you are, and how much you’ve grown into who you are. you deserve all of it and more.
besides my wonderful best friend, one of your favorites and mine, garly, created absolute poetry tonight. in case you don't remember, garly got the final goal of the season with an overtime winner that got him a hatty— and tonight, HE GOT THE FIRST CANUCKS GOAL OF THE REGULAR SEASON!
and my beautiful blonde princess SCORED A DICK TRICK (four goals to those who are lame and don’t know what that is) TONIGHT! I WAS GOING CRAZY IN THE STANDS, BESTIE!
the canucks canucked around and found out! they won 8-1! what a marvelous start to the season and i’m so happy i got to be there for it! you guy are going to do amazing this season💙 i’m so proud of all of you!
p.s. i’m shamelessly the most proud of my best friend<3 i love you, quinny!
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_quinnhughes i love you so much, sissy💙 it means a lot that you and z made the trip for me! (thanks for not posting a bad picture)
yourusername i wouldn’t have missed it for the world! i’m so proud of you bubba💙
trevorzegras proud of you, man! you were great!
_quinnhughes @/trevorzegras thank you, z!
yourusername TEARS
jackhughes @_quinnhughes you popped off tonight, quinny! i’m so proud to be your brother
_quinnhughes @/jackhughes thanks, jacky! i mostly love being your brother
jackhughes @_quinnhughes RUDE
yourusername @/jackhughes 🧸💳
jackhughes @/yourusername 🔩
_quinnhughes @/yourusername @/jackhughes ON THE FIRST GAME?!
_alexturcotte @_quinnhughes translation?
_quinnhughes @_alexturcotte they made a bet (credit card) involving me (bear) and jack is telling sissy to screw herself
_alexturcotte @/yourusername @/jackhughes WE’VE TALKED ABOUT THIS
trevorzegras @/yourusername how much do we get?
yourusername @/trevorzegras *i* get $50 for quinn not being hit in the face with a puck
_quinnhughes @/jackhughes ihy
jackhughes @_quinnhughes ihym
user5 I’M CRYING AGAIN😭
lhughes_06 @_quinnhughes our huggy bear is all grown up😭 proud of you, man! love you!
_quinnhughes @/lhughes_06 thanks, moose! i love you, too! you’re officially my favorite brother
lhughes_06 @_quinnhughes do i get a trophy?
_quinnhughes @/lhughes_06 i’m not sissy
lhughes_06 @_quinnhughes then you are not my favorite sibling
yourusername @/lhughes_06 MWAH! you’re my favorite little bother!
jackhughes @/yourusername i’m also his sibling?
lhughes_06 @/yourusername i’m your only little brother??
jackhughes @/lhughes_06 let’s be each other’s favorite
lhughes_06 @/jackhughes hard pass
user77 BEST DAY OF MY FUCKING LIFE
yourusername language!
jackhughes @/yourusername you and z basically sext in your comment section don’t even
trevorzegras @/jackhughes jealous?
canucks THAT’S OUR BOYS!!!
yourusername THEY DID SO GOOD!!!
trevorzegras psa that y/n/n sobbed so hard my shirt was soaked
yourusername it was a present!
trevorzegras oh my bad, thanks, sweet girl!
yourusername you’re welcome!
colecaufield we’re gonna get to play “is this a regular y/n reaction? of a pregnancy hormone y/n reaction?”
yourusername @/colecaufield watch it
trevorzegras @/colecaufield oooooo
_quinnhughes @/colecaufield we will not be playing that game, leave my sister alone! she’s carrying my nieces/nephews/both!
colecaufield @/yourusername @/trevorzegras @_quinnhughes OKAY, I’M SORRY
user91 i’m crying again tysm😭
bboeser i’m choosing to accept the princess nickname to say THANK YOU GIRLY HUGHES! love you!
yourusername oh good! congratulations on your nickname then! i love you, tooooooooo
_alexturcotte @/bboeser um girly hughes is what i call her
yourusername @_alexturcotte others occasionally use it!
_alexturcotte @/yourusername I WANT IT TO BE MINE
yourusername @_alexturcotte OKAY! SHIT, BOSSY! @/bboeser you’re gonna have to use something else, sorry!
bboeser @/yourusername princess hughes?
yourusername @/bboeser I LOVE IT!
_quinnhughes @/bboeser now i have to buy her another tiara
bboeser @_quinnhughes another?
_quinnhughes @/bboeser yep
yourusername @_quinnhughes MWAH!
bboeser @_quinnhughes she can’t get her own tiara?
_quinnhughes @/bboeser we have a princess treaty. that is not how this works.
_alexturcotte @_quinnhughes congratulations, brother! you’re no longer in the class A team!
yourusername lexi, my lovely human dildo, that song is about a sex worker doing cocaine
_alexturcotte @/yourusername w h a t ? (do not bring back lexi)
yourusername @_alexturcotte “breathin in the snowflakes” “and go mad for a couple grams” “or sells love to another man” (i’m bringing it back)
jackhughes oh my god
trevorzegras eddy WHY?!
_alexturcotte @/yourusername you mean to tell me we were singing along to a song about a crack addicted sex worker at 10?
yourusername @_alexturcotte surprise!
_quinnhughes @_alexturcotte i definitely was never on the A team
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starsandhughes · 6 months
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Penalty Box Series— Quinn Hughes Edition (Five)
23-24 Season Masterlist
previous: four
next: six
OCTOBER 24, 2023 (a/n: i’m posting this late so remember that these stats are from this day!)
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yourusername welcome to my postgame penalty box update show: captain quinnjamin edition!
during the canucks' 3-2 win, effectively smashing the preds in smashville, quinn got his fifth assist of the season (and his sixth point) on höglander's goal tonight! AND a +2! go quinnifer! pop off! slay!
quinn is at six games since his last penalty, and while this is amazing, i’d like to have something to report to the people! i must keep all of you entertained! how can i do my silly billy duties without my servants committing crimes? it's cruelty.
ANYWAYS— i love you way past infinity, quinny💙i’m so proud of you! i can already feel like it's going to be a record breaking season for you! don't make me look like a fool and make it one!
p.s.s. shoutout to my soulmate and twin for becoming the first playing to get 14 points in the opening five games of a season since mario lemieux in 1992 during his four point night tonight! and to my coley woley for getting an assist tonight! and to my son, lukey moosey, for existing! i’ll make you all a post soon! i love you guys!
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_quinnhughes the tone was nice, i’m not sure the all the words are nice... but i love you way past beyond, sissy💙 don't tell me what to do <3
yourusername don't tell you to have a record breaking season? will you suck out of spite?
_quinnhughes i meant about penalties
lhughes_06 so you don't suck out of spite?
_quinnhughes @/lhughes_06 i’d bully you over your one point if you weren't a rookie
lhughes_06 @_quinnhughes you're such a supportive big brother
yourusername @/lhughes_06 and *i'm* a supportive sister, right?! tell him i’m a supportive sister, lukey moosey!
lhughes_06 @/yourusername don't tell me what to do <3
user91 "servants" HA
trevorzegras @_quinnhughes don't say a word about my game
_quinnhughes i wasn't planning on it unless you came to me wanting to talk
jackhughes sissy tears🔜
trevorzegras @/jackhughes are you psychic or something?
jackhughes @/trevorzegras hugheslepathy, soulmatism, a twin thing, simply knowing who she is, you name it and i got it
_quinnhughes @/jackhughes are you trying to establish some sort of dominance?
jackhughes @_quinnhughes always
lhughes_06 🚨middle child syndrome alert🚨
user3 has anyone else been noticing the i love you "way past infinity" and "way past beyond"??? quinn and sissy are so cute i’m crying 😭
user51 WHAT?! I'M OBSESSED!
colemcward pop off, dad!
_quinnhughes i can't tell if she made you say this, or if you've just spoken to her too much but thank you, son!
yourusername MY FAVORITE CHILD! I MISS YOU! I LOVE YOU! I HAVE PLANS TO VISIT SOON!
colemcward @/yourusername i love and miss you, too, mom! you better!! i miss the post game goodie bags from whenever you came to a game
trevorzegras @/colemcward why would you do this to me? i thought we were cool
colemcward @/trevorzegras do what?
yourusername I'M SO SORRY! i'm making you a stash of goodies bags to mail to you!! and your first ahl goal of the season trophy will come with! don't tell the others!
trevorzegras @/colemcward i’m being put to work
colemcward THANK YOU, MOM! YOU'RE AMAZING!
colemcward @/trevorzegras you love her, you're fine
trevorzegras @/colemcward 😮
yourusername @/trevorzegras @_quinnhughes @/jackhughes @/lhughes_06 @/jamie.drysdale @/colecaufield @_alexturcotte @/slknight35 his statement now applies to all of you! you love me, you're fine!
_quinnhughes and i live by that. apparently.
colecaufield @/yourusername isn't that just the princess treaty summed up?
yourusername @/colecaufield to some degree
jackhughes @/colemcward you're making us look bad!
_alexturcotte @/colemcward i’ve never met you, but i trusted you!
lhughes_06 @/yourusername don't tell me what to do <3
colemcward @_alexturcotte @/jackhughes i don't have a response to those
slkight35 @/yourusername i’ve never wronged you? i hardly see you?
yourusername @/slknight35 then maybe you should?
trevorzegras @/yourusername put the two dots together, my love
yourusername @/colemcward @/slknight35 HEY! I CAN COME SEE YOU TWO PLAY AT THE SAME TIME!
slkight35 GOOD IDEA
colemcward now we're talking!
user16 canucks, ducks, AND devils all won today? the world is healing! (sorry cole)
user47 WAIT, WHO'S GAME WERE YOU AT TODAY?!?!
yourusername i was in montréal watching coley and my brothers!
lhughes_06 in my jersey this time because i won rock, paper, scissors!
yourusername @/lhughes_06 and yet, you won't say i’m a supportive sister!
lhughes_06 @/yourusername i had to fight to the death for your support
yourusername @/lhughes_06 it's so i don't have to pick one of you over the other because i love you both with every atom of my body!
colecaufield @/yourusername once you were nick's out of spite because you lost a chel tournament and we teased you too hard
yourusername @/colecaufield that's tough love, baby
jamie.drysdale this is a psa that we all actually love y/n so much and i know online it looks like she might be controlling and insane, but she'd actually burn the world for any of us and any member of our teams in a heartbeat! we love her and we're more than fine
trevorzegras i’ve never heard anything more true in my life
jackhughes this is true but now YOU'RE making us look bad!
_quinnhughes you couldn't have said that under one of trevor's posts? you're right, but you're from his side of the family?
yourusername jamie baby i-🥹 i love you so much! come over right now!
jamie.drysdale you're in canada!
yourusername and you're on ir again!
user73 JAMIE OH MY GOD 😭
_quinnhughes this is my praise post and it turned into a praise sissy comment section
yourusername i’m a well loved woman of the people idk what you want me to do about that
lhughes_06 i never once praised her!
yourusername @/lhughes_06 that's because you're in the mood to be a little shit
lhughes_06 and i’m succeeding
jackhughes @_quinnhughes and i’m succeeding in making sure they don't kill each other! the tables have turned, aren't you so proud?
_quinnhughes @/jackhughes sure, let's go with that
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starsandhughes · 6 months
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Penalty Box Series— Quinn Hughes Edition (Three)
23-24 Season Masterlist
previous: two
next: four
OCTOBER 17, 2023
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yourusername welcome back to my post game penalty box update show: quinny tried his best edition!
there were a total of fourteen penalties in this game, including some misconducts for laffy taffy, but none of them belonged to quintin! way to go, best friend! (this is lie. i’m disappointed. angry, even. please crime. i’ll give you a dollar.)
what did bring me immense joy was quinn literally jumping into a scrum and proceeded to get yanked out of it via his neck! he looked quite terrified after he did it, and i was laughing my ass off at home! (also him getting knocked down) (tysm flyers for that one) (took me back to childhood) (it was great)
this game was very painful to watch, but at least no one died! and at least we're 2-1-0! the devils are not that! that's a win in my book!
i love you way past infinity, quinny💙 drop gloves next time! i'm still proud of you for jumping in though! just spice it up for me!
p.s. to my blonde king and princess— i love you both, too! i'm so proud! you're both doing so great at human-ing!
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jackhughes HEY!
lhughes_06 DOUBLE HEY!
yourusername @/jackhughes @/lhughes_06 hiya, dear brothers of mine!
jackhughes don't act cute! you know what you did!
lhughes_06 @/yourusername you're supposed to be a supportive sister!
yourusername @/lhughes_06 i am!
jackhughes to all of us! all the time!
yourusername that's too hard! i gotta pick and choose every day! there's too many of you! and i got a fiancé, too!
_quinnhughes @/yourusername it must be exhausting being you
yourusername @_quinnhughes it really is
user4 walker said "nah, shorty, get outta this scrum"
user55 let's play "who's sissy's least favorite hughes?"
yourusername it's still quinn? i thought we learned this last season!
_quinnhughes why would we die?
yourusername ahem
_quinnhughes i love you way past beyond, sissy💙
_quinnhughes are you threatening death?
yourusername i don't think so?
trevorzegras @_quinnhughes no
yourusername @/trevorzegras traitor!
trevorzegras @/yourusername i’m trying to keep you out of jail!
jackhughes @/yourusername if i bail you out of jail the next time you're in it then will you love me?
yourusername @/jackhughes i’ll think about it
_quinnhughes @/jackhughes if sissy ends up in jail again, it'll probably with you
jackhughes @_quinnhughes then use my debit card
colecaufield @/yourusername sissy no
yourusername @/colecaufield sissy yes
colecaufield well i tried
_quinnhughes @/colecaufield you gave a solid effort
colecaufield @_quinnhughes thanks, i know
user61 captain quinn is an entirely different man than non-captain quinn and i’m living for it
trevorzegras @_quinnhughes y/n pouted for an hour when you didn't "fight fight"
_quinnhughes @/trevorzegras that sounds like a trevor problem
trevorzegras @_quinnhughes you used to be helpful
jamie.drysdale @_quinnhughes it became a trevor and jamie problem!
_quinnhughes @/jamie.drysdale so let's not make it a trevor jamie quinn problem!
yourusername @/trevorzegras @.jamie.drysdale @_quinnhughes I AM NOT A PROBLEM! I AM A DELIGHT!
trevorzegras @/yourusername yes you are, my sweet girl! you're a delight, you're my light, and i love you, forever❤️
yourusername @/trevorzegras you sap! i love you, always❤️
_quinnhughes @/trevorzegras good job, z!
user40 trevor and sissy are so somebody's probably by morgan wallen coded
yourusername @/trevorzegras thoughts?
trevorzegras @/yourusername absolutely❤️
user40 OMG I'M SO GLAD Y'ALL AGREE😭
user7 quinn looked so offended when he got knocked down and i was too! i’m coming after the flyers roster! unhand him!
bboeser thank you? i’m so happy i'm human-ing up to your standards, princess hughes! i love you, too!
yourusername you're so welcome <3
bboeser did you tell roope hintz that he's your blonde prince?
yourusername no :( i didn't meet him! but wyatt and harls were lovely! you should meet them!
_quinnhughes @/bboeser go with it
bboeser sounds good to me!
yourusername oh good! because it was going to happen anyways! and maybe i’ll have my blonde king, prince, and princess all together!
_quinnhughes @/bboeser go with that, too
bboeser mhmm, maybe!
_eliaspetterosson i love you, too! thank you! you're human-ing amazingly! i’ll facetime you tonight
yourusername awww petey! i’m whooshing🫶 thank you my blonde king! mwah! i’ll be in my favorite pjs for your call! and i’ll kick z out!
_quinnhughes i don't get you two
_eliaspettersson @_quinnhughes you wish you were us
yourusername @_quinnhughes stay jealous
_quinnhughes yeah, okay
trevorzegras @_quinnhughes are you a little jealous?
_quinnhughes @/trevorzegras i don't want to talk about it
user19 hockey twt: they pushed my man! i’m coming for them! sissy: do it again! harder!
_alexturcotte @_quinnhughes who are you?
_quinnhughes @_alexturcotte at this point, i'm not even sure
yourusername @_quinnhughes you've been sissyfied <3
_quinnhughes @/yourusername there's no way after 14 years i only just now got "sissyfied"
yourusername @_quinnhughes not with that attitude! @_alexturcotte lexi, tell him!
_alexturcotte @_quinnhughes i’m not sure what i’m telling you, but i’m telling you! so hard! i mean it, too!
_quinnhughes yeah, okay
yourusername @_alexturcotte tysm! now give me back my bong
_alexturcotte @/yourusername no <3
lhughes_06 @_quinnhughes should've gotten a penalty to please sissy
yourusername yeah! @_quinnhughes please me!
_quinnhughes @/yourusername gross that's trevor's job
trevorzegras damn right it is
lhughes_06 EW EW EW
jackhughes @_quinnhughes WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!
yourusername @_quinnhughes QUINTIN! NO!
_quinnhughes @/yourusername it's not so fun being on the other side of a gross comment, now is it?
yourusername @_quinnhughes i see what you did there🙄 now take it back
_quinnhughes @/yourusername no <3
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starsandhughes · 1 year
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Penalty Box Series Masterlist(22-23 Season & Summer)
Penalty Box Essentials
General Masterlist
23-24 Season Masterlist
Trevor Zegras Edition
one — two — three — four — five — six — seven — eight — nine — ten — eleven — twelve — thirteen— fourteen — fifteen — sixteen — seventeen — eighteen — nineteen — twenty — twenty-one — twenty-two — twenty-three — twenty-four — twenty-five — twenty-six
Quinn Hughes Edition
one — two — three — four — five — six — seven — eight — nine — ten — eleven — twelve — thirteen — fourteen — fifteen — sixteen — seventeen — eighteen — nineteen — twenty — twenty-one
Bonus Editions
trevor’s birthday edition
jamie’s birthday edition
jack’s birthday edition
sissy’s birthday edition
ethans’s birthday edition
luke’s birthday edition
jack hughes edition: vegas trip — penalty box — jack’s tooth: taylor’s version
luke hughes edition: luke and ethan (frozen four) — debut
engagement edition
eras tour edition
bestie’s weekend edition (cole and alex)
matthew tkachuk edition
national best friends day
trevor’s caddies edition
development camp edition
lake house shenanigans edition
national girlfriends day edition
shoulder check showcase edition
captain quinn
Imagines/Blurbs
Misconduct (Trevor Zegras)
Cole McWard’s Adoption
Home Early (Trevor) (Blurb)
Stage Coach (blurb)
Nerf Gun War (Jamie)
Sissy Yells at Matthew /// Brady
Long Roadie
Comforting Ethan & Luke
Little Bird
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starsandhughes · 1 year
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Penalty Box— Quinn Hughes Edition (Part Eighteen)
SERIES MASTERLIST
previous: seventeen
next: nineteen
a/n cole mcward is now my baby and i will talk about him any chance i get tysm
THURSDAY, APRIL 6TH
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yourusername welcome to my postgame penalty box update show: connor mcgregor— i mean, quinny baby edition! tonight, the canucks ended a 133 game streak without a shutout with a 3-0 win! that streak was the longest in franchise history; and demmer ended it!
you know what else ended tonight? you guess it! quintin hughes lost his seven games without a penalty streak tonight in a fight! he got a double roughing minor, and kavtsov sat in the box for his second. personally, a five minute major would have been way more fun, but sadly, i’m not in charge. (i should be!!) he tackled blackhawk andreas athanasiou to the ground, and did NOT release him for a hot minute. AND quinn argued with him in the penalty box, and i would sell jamie to know what he was saying! those smelling salts must have triggered a really strong fight response! he was also grinning like a psychopath after (sound familiar?) and that’s why i love him <3 #TeamUnhingedQuinn
i could talk about this all day, but i do want to give some shoutouts! congrats to kravs (@/kravtsov93) for scoring his first goal as a canuck tonight! and to hirose (@/kithirosee) for getting his first nhl career point with an assist on that goal! lastly, welcome to the team cole mcward! you did great tonight! we might even adopt you! (@/colemcward) what a night for the defensemen!!!
and shoutout to quinn, for being the bestest best friend i could ask for. i love you, but i’d like to see some blood next time💙
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_quinnhughes you want to see me bloody and i’m the psycho??? (i love you, too💙)
trevorzegras we like to use the term “quirky”
yourusername i want you to DRAW blood quintin!! there’s a difference
_quinnhughes @/yourusername why are you critiquing my fight?
yourusername you didn’t even drop gloves!!
_quinnhughes @/yourusername you get what you get and you don’t throw a fit
trevorzegras @_quinnhughes we all know that’s not true
user1 THAT FIGHT WAS SO HOT!! AND THE ARGUING??? I DIED
trevorzegras not mentioned: y/n was in the kitchen when it started and she ran and jumped over the back of the couch and cheered
jamie.drysdale @_quinnhughes for reference, she has tried it multiple times and fell on her ass
_quinnhughes @/trevorzegras and why hasn’t a video of that been sent to the group chat?
trevorzegras @_quinnhughes she gives no warning. we just hear a thud every once in a while and wait for the “i’m okay!”
yourusername i’m not friends with any of you until further notice
user2 quinn’s face post smelling salts>>>
user3 at least the penalty let him not have a 30 minute shift😭
lhughes_06 proud of you bro!! @_quinnhughes
_quinnhughes @/yourusername what did you do to him
yourusername @_quinnhughes i raised him right that’s what. my other child tried to fight tonight, too #MomOfTheYear
lhughes_06 #MomOfTheYear
edwards.73 #MomOfTheYear
jamie.drysdale #WifeyOfTheYear
jackhughes #ExWifeyOfTheYear #SoulmateOfTheYear
_quinnhughes i don’t like any of you
yourusername @_quinnhughes that is false
trevorzegras spider-man reference alert
user4 that’s my future captain!!
colemcward adopt me…?
yourusername i said what i said
_quinnhughes i’ll explain later
kithirosee thank you, y/n!
yourusername you’re ever so welcome!!
user5 #TeamUnhingedQuinn i’m dead lmao
jackhughes what is up with my brothers and getting penalties?
yourusername they love me more than you do
_quinnhughes why do you think i got into that fight?
jackhughes @_quinnhughes for her or over her?
_quinnhughes no comment
kravtsov93 thank you!
yourusername always!
user6 tonight was the best and worst night of my life. devs win 8-1 with two jack goal, canucks shutout and a quinn fight, but team 101 lost :(
jamie.drysdale you can’t proclaim adoption without talking to me first
yourusername i never said you’d be the father
jamie.drysdale BETRAYAL
yourusername cry about it
_alexturcotte oh (alternate) captain, my (alternate) captain
yourusername all hail
_quinnhughes can you feel my eyes roll?
yourusername @_quinnhughes no, try harder
canucks that’s our huggy!!
yourusername huggy bear? more like cocaine bear
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starsandhughes · 1 year
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Penalty box blurb!! Cole meeting reader and Quinn having to explain the adoption comment?
“Well if it isn’t Cole McWard!” you said grinning as you walked down the hallway of the Canucks practice arena. You were visiting Quinn in Vancouver before the end of the season to meet the newest rookie, as well as see some of your favorite people. It was Cole’s second game tonight, and you were here to watch it. Plus, you hadn’t seen Akita play, either.
“Hi!” Cole smiled, “Y/N right?”
“The one and only!” You held your arms wide open, and luckily Cole was also a hugger and took you into his arms with no problem.
“I told you she’s humble,” Quinn said sarcastically.
“Alright, what horrible things have you heard?” you asked the rook, ignoring your best friend.
Quinn swatted you on the arm at the joking accusation, “I don’t talk bad about you!”
Cole was smiling at the two of you, clearly entertained, “Everything I’ve heard is good, don’t worry.”
After catching up with everybody and going out with Petey and Quinn for a late lunch, it was time for you to get ready back at their apartment, and them to head off to the arena.
You took an uber to the arena, mainly because you didn’t want to drive Quinn’s car he left for you, all dressed and ready in your Quinn jersey.
The game was amazing. Quinn got a penalty, Cole scored not only his first NHL goal, but the opening goal of the game! Kuzy won the game in a shootout, and Quinn’s speech at the end nearly brought you to tears. He’s grown so much and you couldn’t be more proud.
That statement was wiped away the second you saw Cole in the halls outside the locker room after the game. He was so happy, and his smile grew wider when he saw you.
“Y/N!”
You held your arms open and laughed as he scurried over to hug you, “That goal was beautiful, love! You’re officially adopted!”
Cole’s head tilted at this. You mentioned “adoption” in your instagram, but it had slipped Quinn’s mind to explain it.
“Sissy, you can’t just announce to someone you just met that you’re adopting them. He doesn’t even know Jamie,” Quinn sighed as he walked up and hugged you from behind. You rotated your body in his arms to hug him back before escaping and getting behind him. Without skipping a beat, he bent down for you to hop onto his back for a piggy back ride.
“See, I was thinking we’d actually split custody of him,” you said.
Cole’s confusion deepened, “Uh… Quinn?”
“It started with my youngest brother, Luke, accidentally calling her mom when he was in middle school during the one month her and my middle brother, Jack, were dating. They ran with it, and have been joking ever since that she’s his mom and Jack is his dad.
“Then, when Luke hit college two years ago, and Y/N met his teammate Ethan, she told Jack that they were adopting him, too. Why she picked Ethan I don’t know, he’s had many other teammates over the years.”
“Why did you pick Ethan then?” Cole asked. You shrugged, “I don’t know; he just screamed my child.”
“I scream your child?” Cole asked, slightly laughing.
“It’s a high honor,” you nodded. “Go, Quintin.”
“Skip to last year when her and Jamie Drysdale got closer. Her and Jack divorced is what they call it, and her and Jamie got married. The weirdoes have silicone rings and everything.” You held up your ring finger and grinned at this. “They decided to adopt Trevor Zegras, who, by the way, is her boyfriend of five years, just to add to the crazy that is my life. Z hates it, but we all think he kind of enjoys the gag.”
“Is that it?” Cole asked.
“I don’t know, maybe?” Quinn breathed out a laugh.
“Seamus Casey is up for discussion, but he’s not officially a Devil yet.”
“Right, of course. And Luke says something about an application?”
“That’s mostly a joke, but there is a contract.”
“Z signed a contract?”
“He was held at scissor point.”
“You threatened your boyfriend with scissors?” Cole asked.
“That’s not what I said,” you stated.
Quinn laughed at that. Quinn made sure he mentioned everything about your “adoptions” and Cole ended up finding it very amusing.
“Sooooo,” you grinned at him. “What do you say? Care to have the highest honor of being mine and Quinn’s first child?”
Cole asked about Jamie, and Quinn raised that question after Cole asked it, to which you explained that this would be a split custody adoption so you weren’t cheating on Jamie. Cole faked relief, “Well… as long as you’re not cheating on my… step dad?”
“Don’t get her started on that,” Quinn interjected. Cole laughed and held his hands up, “Alright! Sorry, sorry. I’d be happy to be your and Hughesy’s son!”
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