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ventralis · 1 year

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Give me a Hawks manifesto. Tell me all there is to appreciate about Hawks.

OKAY FUN FACT HAWKS THE NR 2 HERO LEFT MY BRAIN I am now obsessed with another fictional man. HOWEVER. I AM IN TOKYO RN AND. HOPE THISLL DO???-

1. He’s blond

2. He has magnificent red wings. Have you seen them?? THEYRE MASSIVE and I want to help him preen.

3. “I’m optimistic to a fault” same bro. Hurts, doesn’t it?

4. Did I mention his [redacted] waist to hip ratio??

5. His hero name is hawks. My favorite birds are hawks. I could go on a tangent about hawks the bird group too if you wish.

6. Concave ass.

7. His voice. HIS VOICE. It gives me insane levels of gender envy it’s unhealthy.

8. His lack of facial hair is giving me transmasc energy and I’m here for it because me too bro.

9. Father Problems. Is that something we should appreciate? Anyway

10. In my time of being in Hawks the Nr. 2 hero I have not had a single thought and I bet the people around me needed that silence from me.

11. Have you seen his figures? Have you seen his artfx figure? Foaming at the mouth.

12. I love queer men that kill. Exhibit A: Hannibal and Will. Don’t you love bloodthirsty queer men? You should.

13. His clothes look mad comfy. His fashion choice is immaculate (derogatory, it’s seen better days).

14. His fave food is fried chicken and it just suits him so well.

15. Meme material.

16. Definition of head empty no thoughts but I pretend to have them because the safety of all these people I have parasocial relationships with depends on it.

17. Did I mention he’s blond.

18. I don’t know how manifestos work. What am I manifesting, a man with crusty hair to finally know what its like to be loved?

19. Most things here are derogatory but I love him anyway your honor. He should learn to love himself tho.

20. His boots have a slight platform and I love that for him. Get that extra height.

#I desperately need sleep btw #ask

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