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lunacielooo · 2 months
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Tsuna is so done with whatever Reborn decided to bring to his life (he's grateful for the people though and that's a universal fact.)
Atleast Ria-nee is there to make his favorite blend of tea (she refused to tell him the name and bets that he will never know unless she really decided to let him know, but it's fine).
One of the greatest mystery in his life is that he does not understand how she manages to make tea for him and to the others (she owns a tea shop by the way), when she hates it so much and likes to drink the darkest coffee blend he ever saw in his life (he looked in the web and visited coffee shops) and it's so fucking bitter.
Reborn decided to drink it one day, and Ria-nee whispered to him the next day with amusement how the hitman's left eyebrow twitched at the taste, probably in distaste at the unexplainable bitterness.
Tsuna does not know how the hell the spartan managed to hear it when they are several meters away, but he decided to throw his Ria-nee on his shoulder and ran for both of their lives once he heard a gun clicked.
She's a civilian Reborn for kami damn's sake!
grammar hates me forgive me
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lunacielooo · 2 months
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[4] Hibari clan
One day...
Kyoya: *glares*
Ria: "...Tea?"
Kyoya: *frowns but takes a sip*
Next day...
Ria: "Tea—"
Kyoya: *kidnaps Ria to the Hibari compound and places her in front of his grandfather*
Ria: "...Tea?"
Grandfather: *takes a sip*
Later that night...
Grandfather: "Sign those." *gestures at the documents on the table*
Ria: *stares at the papers with confusion*
Grandfather: "We're gonna adopt you."
Ria: "Excuse me si—"
Kyoya: *has a smug look plastered on his face*
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lunacielooo · 2 months
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[3] Whimpering
Lal: Do you find men whimpering attractive?
Ria: Oh yes please.
Skull: *whimpers.*
Colonello: *tries to suffocate Skull with a pillow.*
Colonello: Shut up.
Colonello: Anyway, do you find men whimpering attractive Lal?
based on this post lmao
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lunacielooo · 2 months
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[1] Ria's eyes
Ria: Kiiru-san, did you know that Natsu really likes the story behind my eyes?
Tsuna: No! You're not gonna tell him that!
Ria: So him and Take-chan asked me one da—
Tsuna: I'm begging you plea—
Reborn: *gun clicking sounds*
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lunacielooo · 2 months
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[2] First Meeting
Reborn: Ciaossu!
Ria: *looks up and down.*
Ria: Marry me.
Takeshi: *blinks.*
Hayato: What the fuc—
Tsuna: Fuck you Reborn.
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lunacielooo · 2 months
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Extras ❗may or may not be included to the fanfic❗
just the khr cast ft. Ria being chaotic af with a bit of spoilers thrown around
[1] Ria's eyes
[2] First Meeting
[3] Whimpering
[4] Hibari clan
[5] ---
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