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charlietheepicwriter7 · 3 years

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So, i recently started watching rwby and I completely blame @theangelofangst for this idea, bc it’s basically their evil dadpin au but he just keeps stealing children.

it starts with oscar - evil ozpin finds the babie, he has his grinch moment, kidnaps oscar to be a dad - but after getting oscar, he keeps finding reasons to bring more children home with him.

Ozpin just sees a child with minimal (or not) parental supervision and asks “is anyone going to parent that?” and kidnaps them before he gets an answer.

first its yang and ruby, during that time where yang puts ruby in a wagon to go find raven. ozpin hears baby yang screaming and accidently rescues them because he thought of oscar. he dispels the grimm and is left with a crying blonde 4 year old who’s too busy thanking to nice man to be scared of his appearance and a toddler with silver eyes gnawing on the end of his cane. He does the math: 2 small children - parents in visble area = 2 free playmates for Oscar! and he just snatches them up (possibly where qrow can see for angst) and from there it just keeps happening.

ozpin originally kidnaps wiess to force her father into doing something and keeps her after learning her sad backstory.

he finds Ren and Nora on the streets and tosses them over his shoulder like bags of flour

he hears about an incredible child fighter and investigates, only to find out that wtf that’s a six year old. ...My six year old now.

he finds 9 year old jaune arc running away from home and offers his home to the boy.

(blakes not here bc she has good parents and doesn’t really strife with them until she hooks up with adam. so maybe she’s adopted as a teenager after he abuses her? if so, no more adam, daddy oz slowly tortures him to death)

(want this to be tragic? imagine in this au, it was still salem who killed her and Oz’s kids. Like, Oz was still willing to try to get along with salem until she attacked him for becoming evil and ended up killing their daughters).

Ozpin eventually has to stop doing evil all the time bc he’s too busy teaching his kids at Evil Homeschool, where he teaches them Evil subjects like evil fighting and evil riding grimm into battle and evil math, and he finds that he rather likes teaching. (Meanwhile, good Salem is brooding into the distance in Beacon, thinking: I haven’t heard anything from my ex-husband in a while... he must be planning something. And then the camera flashes to Oz, who’s trying to stop Oscar and Ruby from eating paint).

In a more angsty moment, Ty, who is already in a bad state from depression and grief, gets even worse. Qrow throws himself into finding his nieces, even ignoring salem unless he saw Ozpin take them. I like to think Ozpin would still have turned Qrow and Raven into birds in evil ozpin aus, only it would be permanent and only through salem’s powers could they be turned back (but they’re still part bird). Qrow might even strong arm Raven into helping, since he took Yang too.

But evil is stopped bc Ozpin can’t stop being a dad.

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