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#otp: queen bee and karate girl
asknarashikari · 3 months
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https://twitter.com/sakuraigarashi/status/1647915614751670272
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OP spitting facts and only facts
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narashikari · 2 years
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asknarashikari · 6 days
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Sakura: I still find it hard to believe you've never had candy before -was showing off her small stache of candy to Hana after learning that her girlfriend has never had any in her life-
Hana: Growing up the cult refused to let me have any foods they found to be impure. Candy was on the list along with other junk food -looking through the small pile as she picked up one- Ring Pop?
Sakura: Ah! I loved those as a kid. Can't believe this is still in the stache and good -opening the packaging and taking it out before putting it on Hana's Ring finger- See you wear it like a ring and then-
Ikki: -walking in on Sakura placing the ring pop on Hana's finger and gasps loudly before wailing- It's too soon! I'm not ready for my baby sister to get married!
Daiji: -darts into the room- Sakura and Hana are getting married!?
Sakura: -turning red- No Ikki's over reacting and missing context!
Reactions from the rest of the family?
Papa-san over reacts like Ikki did and starts wailing as well
Vice is crying about the beauty of youth and lesbian rights
Kagerou is laughing at Ikki inside of Daiji
Lovekov just goes "Hana Yome-san!" (it's a pun)
Hiromi makes a serious offer to officiate the wedding (apparently he can do it as the commander of Fenix/Blue Bird???)
Mama-san just facepalms and straightens out the men
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asknarashikari · 16 days
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https://twitter.com/JACHA_GAM/status/1779754913024901609
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Cue Ikki crying in the most obnoxious way possible about how he's not ready to see his sister get married
Lovekov stuffs a sock in his mouth and calls him a kuzu for being overdramatic
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asknarashikari · 2 months
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Hana discovers pictures of Baby Sakura
You can bet it was either Mama-san or Lovekov who gave Hana access to the baby photos (probably also gave Hiromi Daiji's baby photos lol)
Sakura is super embarrassed when Hana coos over how cute her girlfriend was as a little baby (and laughs when she sees the one where she smacked one of her brothers right in the face)
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asknarashikari · 4 months
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Ikki paid for the entire Hana-Sakura wedding. His parents hated the idea but he refused to tell them why he said he would do it. Only Lovekov and Vice knew it was because he felt it was fair after following the couple on their dates when they were first starting out.
I can see him doing this... especially since I'm willing to bet Sakura got quite mad and upset at him for spying on her dates and being over-protective of her even though he explicitly supports her and Hana's relationship.
Also, he does so after he angsts about his little sister getting married, of course, because as we see in the Hyper Battle DVD he's quite hilariously anxious about it. To the point where he'd rather fake-marry an unwillingly-crossdressing Daiji than see Sakura in a wedding gown.
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asknarashikari · 10 months
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Hana and Sakura and the Geats cast get informed on the glorious time when Shoutaro's confession stopped a Rider War lol
Sakura and Hana just give each other a look and in tandem tell Shoutaro, "Wow, you're gay af".
Shoutaro, unsurprisingly, is not amused and points out they're just as bad since their heated drama saved Hana and averted Gif's return for (a while)
Lovekov says a few more things in Lovekov language but Shoutaro understands her just fine and he has no idea how to feel about it all.
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asknarashikari · 2 years
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a lot of mag pics are of Sakura and Hana being all lovey-dovey... I don't understand why people still say that Sakura's straight...
They literally had an entire episode where they went on the quintessential Japanese date
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Not to mention a whole fucking love confession
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And they still think Sakura's straight?!
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asknarashikari · 1 year
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Igarashi siblins sleeping in a cuddle pile
Lovekov stands guard over them so irascible characters (Vice, Kagerou, George) don't disturb them. After a while Hana joins her threatening to stab people who got too noisy and/or would come too near
Hiromi, Mama-san and Papa-san take lots of photos for memories' sake. Well, Hiromi takes more photos of his Daiji for his simping folder.
Hana and Hiromi also end up joining the cuddlepile, Hiromi cuddling up to Daiji (who automatically curls up into him, recognizing his aura even while asleep) and Hana wraps her arms around Sakura (who also wraps hers around Hana).
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asknarashikari · 6 months
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Sakuhana and Himerita team up
This combination is too powerful for Toei to even contemplate which is why it will never happen in canon
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asknarashikari · 6 months
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Sakura and Hana pocky game?
Oh, I definitely think they'd be into that sort of thing. Especially Sakura, I think she's the one who would take the biggest bites out of the Pocky just to tease Hana lmao
Ikki and George would both have to be restrained/knocked out, but for different reasons: Ikki would definitely go into overprotective big brother mode and wail about his sister kissing someone and being too young and whatnot; and George would try to get photos of SakuHana kissing (like he did with [redacted] and HiroDaiji), because he's a little shit of a voyeur like that.
Lovekov will, of course, be lovekoving over it
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asknarashikari · 1 year
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Ikki and Tamaki: Well... this is awkward... Hana: You think!!
Kagerou: *laughing his ass off* All three are wearing similar dresses. Vice: They're all wearing a variation of the tight red dress... *smh*
Ikki: George picked it for me because it was gain a bit trendy. Tamaki: Same here... But Hikaru and the former members of Weekend got it for me. Hana: *eye rolls*
Warden Lovekov: You two horn dogs are on hold. George and Hikaru: *behind bars* Hikaru: Please... Let us out! It's Blue Bird's first formal event. Warden Lovekov: Both of you are going stay inside Blue Bird's prison cells.
Everyone's reaction? And yes... Mama and Papa-san were invited.
Lmao, they just leave the horny bastards there in jail with Warden Lovekov and all go to the party- after Ikki and Go get re-dressed, of course. Fortunately, Mama-san knew those two rascals were up to something and had the foresight to prepare other clothes for Ikki and Go.
HiroDaiji spend the whole night not even thinking about the two losers as they get lost in each other's eyes while dancing almost the night away. The lovey-dovey aura from the two captains makes looking at them for too long slightly awkward.
Ikki and Go escort Sakura and Hana, respectively but really that's just the excuse they give so they don't have to dance with anyone lol. They do dance with the girls a few times but mostly just sit somewhere watching everyone else lol
Sakura and Hana don't stray from each other for very long. Sakura has a dance with her brothers, Hiromi and her dad and Hana has one with Go and Hiromi (while Sakura danced with Daiji) but aside from that, they spend the whole time together
Mama-san and Papa-san dance together, and with their kids as well (Hiromi may have cried when Mama-san asked him for one too lol) but spent most of the night just contently watching their kids have fun. And keeping an eye on the demon duo.
Speaking of, Vice was assigned to one isolated corner of the ballroom with his own food served to him, mostly so he doesn't terrify other people with whatever was under his mask while eating. Which was fine with Vice, all he came for was the fancy food.
Kagerou decided to troll Daiji by showing up in the most revealing black dress he could find and attempting to flirt with people while pretending to be Daiji, but Mama-san figured him out, made him behave and sentenced him to no curry for a week.
Meanwhile, Warden Lovekov got some treats from the party delivered to her and she taunted her prisoners by eating them in front of them and playing a livestream of the party as she guarded the hornballs.
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asknarashikari · 1 year
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Mama and Papa-San: The greatest gift for White will always be you 4. Igarshi Sibs: Awww... Thanks, Mom and Dad. Koshiro: *baby babble* Hiromi and George: All we did was take* insert date here* to go to Blue Bird's event, eat out and then go to a theme park. Hana: Sakura is all I need, and we just celebrate ours at Blue Bird.
Everyone: What about you two? Hikaru and Tamaki: *smiles nervously* Gifts were involved. Everyone: *raises eyebrow* Tamaki: Oh... I also got this on White Day. *Turns around and lifts his shirt* Hikaru: No... George: You got a tramp stamp... Papa-san: *covers Koshiro's eyes* Sakura and Hana: Is he also wearing what we think he is wearing?
Lovekov and Mama-san: *glowing eyes and demonic glare* *holding random objects with intent to murder* Hikaru: Babe... I think it's time to go... Tamaki: You're right. Back to our dorm it is. Both: *dashes away quickly*
If I were being honest, I don't think Go is the kind to get a tramp stamp. I sorta imagine him being squeamish around needles lol, especially post Deadmans XD
George, however.... He's not ashamed of showing off his body, either. And he definitely wouldn't tell Ikki about getting it too. He'll say it's just proof of how dedicated a fan he is of Revi or something...
Hiromi definitely didn't just take Daiji out on a date... he just knows better than to talk about his bedroom activities with his in-laws. You can bet those two had a lot of fun that night... Especially now that Hiromi's healed up and no longer needs to worry about breaking bones while trying to break the bed :P
And, hello, SakuHana would definitely have gone to the amusement park. Maybe they'd bring Love-chan along too :))
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asknarashikari · 1 year
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Sakura and Daiji making chocolates for their loves (Lovekov is there to support and give Hiromi chocos for him)
Oh wow, this got really long lmao. Putting it under a cut ^^
Lmao I can totally see the two of them squabbling while making for Valentines' gifts their respective loves, arguing about which flavors would be the yummiest, telling each other not to copy what they did so that their gift would be unique, etc. Sakura even points out that Daiji shouldn't be giving a gift to Hiromi at all since he's a guy (and guys give their gifts on White Day, March 14), but Daiji doesn't care lmao.
Sakura ends up making cookies for Hana, while Daiji makes some honmei-choco for Hiromi, both in assorted flavors.
Meanwhile, Lovekov is just dumping in all the stuff that she thinks Hiromi would like into the choco she's giving him. She very nearly puts in yakisoba into her choco, but Sakura and Daiji stop her in time XD
And of course they make a bit of a mess in the kitchen, though they do clean up, lest they incur Mama-san's wrath.
Then they get Ikki to wrap the presents for them because he does it neatly compared to them lol. He doesn't mind, especially for Lovekov (whose stubby arms do not make wrapping presents easy) but he tears up a little, being the sap that he is.
On the day itself, SakuHana meet up for an amusement park date and exchange presents. Hana made Sakura little chocolate cakes :)) They feed each other the treats they gave each other in between rides and games.
Meanwhile, HiroDaiji have a date night in, with Hiromi making a nice steak dinner for them. Daiji feeds Hiromi the chocos he and Lovekov made after dinner while Hiromi's laying on his lap. (Hiromi may have cried a little over Lovekov's gift lol.) And also they get noise complaints the next day when they're a bit too loud over their bedroom activities that night XD
Sakura also bought some giri-choco for her brothers, their demons, George, Hiromi, Go and Hikaru. Hana only gave giri-choco to Ikki, Daiji, Hiromi and Go.
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asknarashikari · 1 year
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Ren in his training travels, coincidentally encounters Sakura, with her classmates, who walking home. Both of them exchange pleasantries and went on their respective ways.
Sakura reacts to her classmates asking her if she and Ren were dating and how she knew someone so handsome, and hot, in their opinion.. (Ren's a cutie but he's not -hot- hot. :p)
Bonus points if you include Ikki's and Daiji's reactions lol because they overheard the question.
Sakura: *stops and stares at them, blinking, for a few seconds* *goes on talking about Hana for ten minutes straight*
Ikki: Yeah, like that kid would do anything for our Sakura, the only one good for her is Hana-chan <- hardcore SakuHana shipper
Daiji: What is with them that they saw Sakura with a guy (that isn't us, her brothers) for five seconds and thought he was her boyfriend?
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asknarashikari · 1 year
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kari, you might be interested in this https://twitter.com/gaytoku/status/1580711217546477568
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Revice really went and said Lesbian Rights XD
Also if you're wondering who Daiji and Ikki are paired with on the merch... Poor Daiji's stuck with Kagerou and Ikki's either with Vice or Papa-san
As for Hiromi... well
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Best. Pair Merch. Ever.
(this is a face towel but there's also a bag and a shirt with the same print...)
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