ORV 16 (III)

THIS IS DJRJEJSJWJSNNWJWFJSJHSSHHS

KDJ with HSY: man she pisses me off and could potentially ruin all my carefully crafted plans but it goes against my moral code not to save her. i can't just stand here and do nothing

KDJ with YJH: but like...he'll be REALLY REALLY MAD IF I wake him up

also the immediate assumption that he'll kill himself is making me lose my mind. you are both so mean to him and you do not appreciate him and you

sorry jonghyuk if this looks gay to the readers

omg king that's so sad...I'm so sorry :(

*turns around and writes in my notebook* ✍️ Ex just dumped him. ✍️ Emotionally vulnerable. ✍️Into people who could kill him.

*swivels back around* anyway if you need a shoulder to cry on I'm here <3

*hands kdj my notes* actually that scored you points

Current ORV power levels:

69. Han Sooyoung who dumped everything into mana

...

3. Kim Dokja who has approximately the same level of strength as 12 human men

2. Yoo Jonghyuk who was able to lift Dokja in one hand like a feather

1. This fucking woman who carried YJH god knows how many miles

ORV 16

kim dokja is that your mom. dokja. dokja. dokja is that your mo

HSY: hey should we get red grapes or gr

KDJ: are you sick in the head? are you that mentally enslaved and intellectually subservient? And intellectually molested and IDEOLOGICALLY MOLESTED

Ne dom HSY vs Ni dom KDJ. fight fight fight kiss kiss kiss

at least I'm pretty sure she's Ne dom? but I don't know if ENFP or ENTP (leaning towards ENTP for the sheer audacity). If I'm right in either case she and KDJ should be a natural match in terms of synergy, which is hilarious. That potential double T is terrifying to me though like...relax

I wonder how they're gonna end up reconciling their differences? Like KDJ I'm assuming that HSY wants to see through the ending that she reached in her plagiarized work, which is in direct conflict with KDJ's goal to create a new one entirely.

"Lycaon of the Imyuntar. Pay respects to the protector."

Lycaon's body slowly fell in front of me. First his knees touched the ground, slowly followed by his head. There was a severe shaking of his eyes like he couldn't admit it.

"Do it properly."

kim dokja is so funny because randomly he will do shit like this which makes me go king are you ok. there is some very deeply veiled and fucked up god complex somewhere in there but i unironically love it. do it more

no but actually this is fine because kdj deserves bragging rights now and forever. He's earned them tenfold and I am VERY firmly in the "kdj has done nothing wrong yet - in fact, he's done everything exactly right" camp. hsy it's too early for me to say anything (she tells kdj herself that he's got her motives all twisted) and yjh is a girlboss so he's exempt from moral discussion (I tried twice to write out my thoughts about him and got nowhere. The constellations keep referring to him as ultimately righteous but every action we've seen him take so far has been neutral at best and I think I just need to wait to learn about him more. Like with KDJ i needed to see the moment in Chungmuro with the green zones for me to go "okay, this man is genuinely a good person - more than that, he inspires goodness in the people around him as well". I haven't had that moment with YJH and it definitely won't ever be something like KDJ's - he's not a leader type - but I'm sure it'll come). Interacting with KDJ more will end up changing his tune as it has for the other characters - he's just a tougher nut to crack. And understandably so - don't tell me you wouldn't also fall into a pit of despair if the entire universe was hinged around your endless deaths and rebirths and all actions you took - whether good or bad - were ultimately rendered meaningless. I think that KDJ is really unfair to YJH for this reason especially: like, you read about his suffering for ten years????? Surely you can empathize with him a little bit? I understand that you're both in the same situation now but you have more context than him!!! You aren't stuck in an existential loop of meaningless despair - he believes that he is!! Forever!! (I'm gonna stop here because I'm missing context and making assumptions). But TL;DR Not to be like "oh my poor meow meow 🥺🥺🥺" but...the man has genuinely gone through it LMAO. I also get that KDJ can't just walk up and tell him "hey! Don't worry things will get better 😙✌️✨💖". Because at the end of the day this is ultimately a misunderstanding that needs to be organically resolved with more time and interaction between the two.

TL;DR;DR kdj is mansplaining yjh's own trauma back to him

ORV 16 (II)

superreader megagod actual author kim dokja. soldier poet king etc etc. his ass? flat. but his range? unmatched.

KDJ taking on the burden of millions of possibilities a few days ago:

. . . ಠ_ಠ

IS THIS A RED HERRING??? I FEEL LIKE I'M FALLING FOR A RED HERRING

*picks up hsy and puts her in my pocket*

my poor meow meow 😔💔

love 1) all the constellations, especially Uriel, shipping it and 2) how every time yjh shows up he's like Im dying. I'm suffering. I have a grievous injury. I'm juggling 12 different grudges. I've got to save the world. I want to kill Kim Dokja. Like king, before you do all that please take a Xanax. if I sneeze on you you'll die

EXACTLY!!!!! as i said in my last post we are in desperate need of being able to actually communicate with this man