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poltergeist-coffee · 8 months
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it’s 2 am and all i can think about is insaneduo
#💬 one new message#i just love them so much#they mean everythign to me#you can’t see it but there are tears in my eyes#like look at them they’re so - gestures vaguely -#i’m fr always thinking about that one post which said forever and cellbit are two sides of the same coin#thinking about how despite everythign they trust each other the most out of everyine on the island#like even after everythign ghry went through in the divorce/betryal arc and now with the happy pills shit#like they both refuse to give up on each other and it makes me emotional#i’m quite insane so they way i think about them sort of is like how i think of desertduo in third life does anyone else see my vision#like “i trust you entirely i wouldn’t care if yiu killed me because it’s you and i love you”#“even if you betray me i couldn’t bring myself to hate you because i love you and i care about you and i know you inside and out”#like i have a very specific vision of them does anyone get it or am i just crazy and need to go to bed#- lays down face first on the floor - qinsaneduo is so good i hate them i hope they leave and never come back#you can tear them out of my cold dead hands i refuse to give them up#brain spinning around in circles thinking about qcellbit tearing up after pac and forever were given the antidote and just not getting a se#of rest. he only rested when he knew they were both safe. he brought oac home and then went to the ordo and stayed by forever side the enti#night. he didn’t even sleep he just watched his chest ride and fall reassuring himself that forever woudl be okay and they he was alive and#he would be back soon he just had to wait a little longer. maybe that’s when he finally cried just let himself feel and finally let it out#orrrgh#okay i’m done i m done rambling in tags i’m going to bed
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Boys Locker Rooms be like
“Hey, what the hell’s this?”
The men gathered around the odd, squirming slime near a corner of the locker room. Nothing connected the men together other than the odd satisfaction they got from leering at the phenomenon before them. There was a distinct excitement and confusion in the room as they gathered around.
“Someone gonna touch it?”
“Hell no. Thing looks like it’d give me cancer or super AIDS if I did,” argued one of them while his buddy next to him chuckled.
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“Well, someone’s gotta do something about it. Aw, fuck it, lemme go get the staff and OOMPH!” Before the man could even move, a tendril of the green slime shot into his open mouth to the shock of the other men. Slime traveled down the man’s throat as his body shook and convulsed.
As multiple screams filled the locker room, the slime continued to invade the man through whatever orifice was available. For some, it was their anus being invaded. Their legs buckled and they collapsed onto the locker room floor as a bloby sensation filled a tight, sacred place for them. Despite their resistance, a few even grew hard and leaked pre-cum at the penetrating sensation tickling their prostates. One man even ejaculated as the slime infested each and every one of his cells.
For others, it was their dickholes that the slime invaded them through. The held their junk in a vain effort to protect themselves, but were unable to struggle much. They fell back onto the ground, hips moving on their own as they were abused by the strange invader in such a painful, pleasurable way.
In every man’s head was the question, “Why?” until their only thoughts were, “Give me more!”
Once the last of the slime entered their bodies with a whip-like slosh, the men convulsed as their nervous systems were invaded. Legs trembled as sensual grunts filled the locker-room air. As the last of their consciousness cried out in a ecstasy-fueled moan, the men smiled and spread out on the floor. Their limbs relaxed as they were no longer under their control. Nerves fired away as a barrage of blissful pleasure welcomed them to oblivion.
A few minutes later, the men rose from the floor and continued changing as though nothing happened. However, there was a link between them. Their minds were no longer their own as the slimy substance sloshed around in their skulls, engulfing their brains in the green goo.
A glint appeared in their eyes as a another man, fresh from a workout and covered in a coat of sweat, walked in. He gave a few curt nods to the men he recognized nice, and they mirrored the action. Though the slime puppeting the men wasn’t sure exactly what or why it was doing these things, it simply was right. There was nothing but instinct guiding it. To spread, to breed, to grow was its sole directive.
“Hey, what the fuck, man!” He shouted as two bodies drew the shower curtain back.
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“Get the fuck out, I’m--ORRRGH!” The suds-covered man was unable to fight back as one man tackled him to the ground while another kissed him. A torrent of green goo slithered up one’s throat and down to the other.
Meanwhile, the slime continued to spread. Its hosts shivered with glee as it discovered just how effective the city’s pipes were in its conquest.
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“Hey, what’s this fucking--ARGH!”
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“Don’t get much time to relax in the bath. Can finally--woah! H-Hey, something’s crawling up my, W-WOAH, AAAHHH!”
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you-hate-time-travel · 5 months
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orrrgh technically ive got like 5 carapacian ocs but does it really count if theyre just guys you namedrop in your worldbuilding. like man who the fuck cares about tenacious wordsmith. I do. I care. and you Will listen to this passage from a fake book that mentions their literary classic.
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agooberscast · 1 year
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Beli: Examine a happily stuffed tummy after a dinner date
Oooorgh, you really overdid it again, Beli. You knew better when Taylor invited you out for dinner. You knew better than to dress up for it, too, and yet here you are. Struggling to breathe in a nice party dress whose slit split is now almost riding all the way up to your armpit with how you absolutely destroyed it. How?
The answer is right in front of you, jutting out off of your alternator hefty frame and now making everything else seem smaller in comparison. You ate until you felt full and then you agreed to let Taylor keep feeding you until you were both happy with the results.
You do your best to try and move carefully to hike up this tattered dress as head for bed, but it's clear that it won't even make it that far. There's a loud riiiiiip and you are now bare to the world in your room. Your ill-fitting undergarments are all that's keeping you decent as you shed your shredded goods and waddle for bed.
You're so warm and flustered and full that you can't even remember if Taylor left yet as you simply roll onto your bed. Big mistake as it churns and sloshes everything inside you, making you groan and whine soooooo loudly. After you settle in, you simply get comfortable and let out a raucous belch from all that shifting.
With that, you huff and puff loudly as you try to get comfortable enough to pass out. More than likely, you're about to whether you want to or not!
"Orrrgh..."
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poltergeist-coffee · 6 months
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apparently sugarduo hugged in global (i missed it) and insaneduo were arguing (i also missed it) today is not for me
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poltergeist-coffee · 11 months
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please bring back juanaflippa so mariana and slime have a reason to log onto the qsmp again ;--; i miss her so much. mariana said on stream he'd like to go on the server but it feels "a little empty" because he doesn't have an egg to take care of please i miss them so mc uasdhvhjkbasnfdvbjknjkf
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poltergeist-coffee · 9 months
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richarlyson being held back by forever and etoiles just like "why does he hate me???" and everyone all look at eachother like 😬 before someone tells richas that ot was a different killer whale and he reluctantly gives up on his revenge plan 💀
he does the whole I'm watching you gesture too him and Etoiles just like ????????? before someone takes mercy on him and explains the situation 😭
they unfortunately forget to mention the fact that it was a cover story and Etoile is all ready to go into battle and fight this "killer whale" before someone tells him it was actually phil and nit to ask why cause it's a long story
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poltergeist-coffee · 5 months
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My school is going to be the end of me
But me and a friend spent the lunch time trying to do a family tree of some sorts of the qsmp
It turned out to be a chaos, well, that was expected but it was fun
Not much of my screams today, I only have vampire pac and vampire hunter Etoiles thoughts
So uh... I offer this piece of writing I wrote in 15 minutes because I suddenly wanted to
Alright forget what I said, I want to scream about them AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
So yeah, here's a... attempt to write something
If someone who watch Etoiles ends up seeing this, I'm sorry, I love your cubito. I hope I didn't mischaracterized(how the hell you write this? Grammaly is saving me here because not even the auto corrector of the keyboard is helping) him too much
The last weeks have been... something.
In all his life, Etoiles don't think he met a vampire like this one.
He's intrigued.
It was supposed to be a normal night. Find vampires and kill them. Easy.
But then he met him.
He was at the top of a building when he first saw, he almost didn't see him.
Almost.
Somehow, they ended in an alley. He tried to say something that Etoiles didn't bother to pay attention. He never does.
He was faster than he thought. And he escaped.
"You won't listen to me at least once?"
Etoiles thought he wouldn't see him again. Oh, how wrong he was. Because here they are, on an empty part of the city again. It became a familiar occurrence, the vampire keeps saying some nonsense, and he tries to kill it.
"I mean, you look like you are a nice guy."
He swings his sword. It dodges, and their feet move in a fast-paced dance. A dance he got familiarized with.
"If you weren't trying to kill me, of course."
He barely hears it. he doesn't care. He wishes it would also try to kill him.
And he knows he won't kill him tonight, neither tomorrow or next week. And he knows he will see him again, like it or not.
But one day, he will.
For now, he will just focus on the fight.
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omg trying to make an actual family tree of all the qsmp cubitos sounds like a nightmare XDD
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ASDOIVJASKDVMKLASMBAS ME MEMEMEMEMEM ME AT YOURE WRITING KJNAKJSVD AAAAAAAAAAA
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AKMVASVJERWMA - SHAKING YOU PLATE ANON IM SHAKING YOU AROUND -
OOOOOOOH I LOVE IT I LVOE IT VAMPIRE PAC AND VAMPIRE HUNTER ETOILES MY BELOVED ORRRGH I LOVE THAT
*chefs kiss* yes they keep fighting and etoiles can never quite catch pac or kill him because pac always gets away in the end and keeps comign back to say hi to etoiles omgggggggggg
i love it thank you for this blessing today plate anon i hope school doesn't kill you 100% because i will miss you
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poltergeist-coffee · 7 months
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There's no way Richarlyson isn't entering the server
There was a admin who was messing with Cellbit, breaking the blocks under him while he was climbing a dirt tower, I think it was to see that... Building that appeared, above Luzu's house if I'm not mistaken
I mean, he would
Also I was explaining that Richarlyson have 6 dads and a mom to a friend and he got so confused, I was tearing from laughing when he noticed it was a Minecraft server because he thought it was just... Cows(on Minecraft ofc). Because of the cow head he uses
Qsmp is so funny out of context
(also, I heard they are putting subtitles on ordem paranormal, there's some that are already with English subtitles actually, in case you are interested)
I actual have to finish watching quarentena, THERE WAS A VIDEO WITH SUBTITLES AND I JUST WHEN I FINISHED THE FIRST LIVE FROM THE FIRST PART
I didn't expect them to be that fast but I guess I'm just a procrastinator and keeps forgetting that some people are productive
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richas please come home we miss you ueueueuueue YOU HAVE A SECOND MOM NOW RICHAS PLEASE COME MEET HER YOULL LOVE HER ;—-;
i was at my cousins house one time and was watching a qsmp stream (it was the blue bird mission with the Jaidens!!) and she was so confused kmwkhfkns i tried to explain to here what was happening and why but it was too much LMOA
i showed her photos of forever and mariana once because i was explaining how i’ve started watching creators that don’t speak english and she thought forever was a model or somehting sknjvhkms not a streamer TT he’s too pretty lmao
QUARENTENA IS SO GOOD I HOPE YOU HAVE FUN FINISHING 1 AND 2!!! i love dnd/trrpg…it’s so fun there’s so many different ones i want to listen too like ordem paranormal, jrwi, dimension 20… orrrgh so much media to consume and not enough time to brain space i can afford TT
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