peter strahm and clarice starling in the ring. who would win

Imagine, if you will, a society in which Sam Malone went to therapy.

last tomgreg prison post for the night sorry but.

Greg shows up at a white-collar prison and is like "this is basically like summer camp we just get to do crafts and activities and sit around for a couple of years? easy peasy" and Tom immediately tries to strangle him, threatening to bump up their security level at least by one

if they're sharing a room you know Greg is also treating this like the longest sleepover ever and the only thing Tom knows to do to consistently shut Greg up long enough to get some sleep is fucking him raw

Trying to follow wrestling blogs is so hard because why are all of you punk stans....

After thinking about it, in the Pokerus AU, Kamando accusing Dawn of being a 'sky witch' or something actually doesn't make much sense. Historically and culturally the Japanese have never really treated the idea of 'witches' the same as in the west. However it actually would make a lot of sense for Kamando to accuse Dawn of either being haunted by some kind of malicious spirit, or having been a yokai all along! In fact, the fact that Dawn was the first to be effected by these transformations would actually be some pretty big proof that Dawn is the source of this yokai activity! (Upon even a little bit of transformation, you can pretty much categorize the effected person as a yokai. So Dawn obviously would have become a yokai in Kamando's eyes, but Dawn is also making everyone else somehow turn into a yokai as well.)

Thinking about it from this perspective can actually change a lot about the story, which I think would be interesting. It could change Kamando's motivations and characterization entirely, really. Humans that turn into yokai tend to be victims more than anything else. At worst, they were people who became so intensely possessed by their emotions and ill-wishes towards others that it physically transforms them. But even then those emotions could have come out of tragic circumstances within that person's life (like a death in the family or something). People can even become yokai without realizing it! So Kamando casting Dawn out of Jubilife could actually be seen as a decent call and a sign of compassion on his part, instead of it just being an impulsive and stupid decision. From Kamando's perspective, it wouldn't necessarily be her fault that people are transforming around her. But her proximity to other people is still causing others to transform, so having her leave is the best option for everyone (outside of religious stuff). And if Kamando was aware of her transformations, but still allowed her to stay for even a little while, that would actually indicate quite a bit of fondness towards Dawn, as from the moment she started transforming, that would be an indication that she might hurt others around her, intentionally or not. So letting her stay for even a little while would be him risking the entire village and its safety for the sake of this one person.

You're right about the witch thing, I will take an L on that one. When Kamado confronts her I will definitely be more serious about it, and so will Kamado. And yeah, I mean correlation does not always equal causation but to him, it seriously seems like she's the root cause of this.

madara saying that his parents used to beat him to the point of injury makes. so much sense. i hope his parents explode and die painfully. i hope he kills them

My (36f) best friend (36f) just replied strongly in the negative when I asked her if she wanted to ‘just physically beat the shit out of someone sometimes’ so I might need to re-examine my reading of Rachel as a normal amount of bloodthirsty and also my own mental illnesses.

“So either I beat up an old man, or I let an old man beat me up” wow if that wasn’t the darkest foreshadowing and we didn’t even know it at the time

finished watching fight club. i've got a lot of thoughts that can be summarized into "holy shit. faggot behavior. good fucking movie." but one thing i won't be spilling to my college friend masses is that this movie is like. scary close to what it was like interacting with nightshade and dahlia for the first time. did i ever fucking talk about them? obviously the second one but. christ. like i truly cannot express to you how fucked this is from an integrated (?) system (?) perspective.

do we think stick city has its own laws? are there stick lawyers? is there a stick right to remain silent?

does greg watch bluey guys what do we think

Good morning, 6 AM, 3 hours till we start to move (!!!!) and I’m both dreading it and sosososososososo excited

i swear to christ i am FUCKING DRAWING ok

just the sheer amount of people who have told me that they've had to physically wrestle their dogs for "respect" or "dominance" over the years as if its a brag, like. just. buddy...

and of course. yes, they are competing at the battle of the bands

dinner with transphobic ass brother its like ok man. now tell me something true and beautiful