Tumgik
#only sparrow is from the bounciful band but
dawnlotus-draws · 2 years
Text
Ranking my DnD characters by their general Hygiene Habits and equipment upkeep
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
I love them <3<3 and I will be posting about them there’s nothing you can do about it
4 notes · View notes
dawnlotus1 · 3 years
Text
Tumblr media
My DnD party! We are called the Bounciful Band. That’s not a misspelling. Apparently we are bouncy??
Introductions to all party members and more art below the cut! :>
Tumblr media
From Left to Right :
Mehen - Dragonborn War Cleric - most reliable in the group, consistently being a excellent offense and defense. Personality is arrogant and haughty, but always helpful. He doesn’t actually say much and hates to talk to NPCs. Basically “Oh my god I’ll do it myself” *does the thing really well* Nicknamed “Mutton” for his love of meat stew.
Borginando - Tiefling Bard - very un bard like, he is quite blunt, but he loves to scam and somehow it works. Very cautious and scared of doors, he keeps the party safe and finds the easiest ways to solve things. Usually the one who comes up with good(?) ideas. Unusually good at rock climbing? Nicknamed “Borgi the (adjective starting with B)” depending on what he is doing.
Gerald the Verdant - Human Wizard - originally, like a 10 year old made his character before he was given to who is currently playing him so he is “1 million years old” and “green”. Braincell keeper of the party, Gerald is the only one thinking rationally and who we usually force to talk to NPCs. Team Dad he is constantly covering for the crazier of us. Nicknamed “Ice age baby” due to the joke that to be a million he would have had to be born in one of the Ice ages.
Sparrow - Hill Dwarf Fighter - (me!) She’s a brick. Having the highest health and constitution, her main role is being a mobile meat shield. A daredevil, she does all the jobs no one else want to do. She does think before she leaps tho, but maybe not reliably due to -1 intelligence. Nicknamed “Wallet” because she can carry up to 225 pounds 24/7 on her no problem and the only one trusted with the money. Also “little bird” for her name and cuz she’s constantly flipping enemies off.
Tzmrny - Goblin Rogue - crazy lil gremlin, his sheet says he’s true neutral but is he really? Has infuriating luck, where he has killed a boss in one shot with stupid ideas that should not work. But nat 20’s are nat 20’s. Constantly taking risks he manages to skirt on by most of the time, with the occasional need to be lifted from death. He also robs everyone, enemies and allies alike, and if their dead he takes their bladders too. Nicknamed “T.Z.” And “Bladder boi” Gets very mad if you put vowels in his name. Don’t even get him started about Y.
Tumblr media
2 notes · View notes
obtusemedia · 5 years
Text
The best songs of the 2010s: #75-51
Tumblr media
#75: “The Only Thing” by Sufjan Stevens (2015)
It was tough to pick a single song from Sufjan Stevens’ masterpiece, Carrie and Lowell, for this list. The album, about his dead mother, is consistently beautiful and tragic throughout.
But “The Only Thing” has the most devastating line of the whole album, and possibly the whole decade, delivered in a wobbly falsetto: “Should I tear my eyes out now?/Everything I see returns to you somehow.” Case closed. Now please excuse me while I cry for the rest of the day.
Tumblr media
#74: “Best Song Ever” by One Direction (2013)
If you can’t appreciate this slice of pop-rock perfection that shamelessly rips off The Who, I’m not sure we can be friends.
“Best Song Ever” still sounds as the pinnacle of One Direction’s career, with its fizzy arena-rock chorus and adorable lyrics about that one special night with a mysterious woman, never to be seen again. The Millennial Whoops are plentiful, and they are irresistible.
Yes, “Best Song Ever” is a corny boy band song. But A) it’s the best possible version of a corny boy band song. And B) boy bands are wonderful. Just embrace the cheese.
(Also, One Direction was the greatest boy band of all time. Don’t fight me on this.)
Tumblr media
#73: “Pray For Rain” by Pure Bathing Culture (2015)
Portland shoegaze duo Pure Bathing Culture delivered the closest approximation to a prime Cocteau Twins single since the early ‘90s.
It’s got the icy synths and shoegaze guitars to throw any listener into a hypnotic groove. The secret ingredient that makes “Pray For Rain” stand out, however, is the thumping, snare-heavy beat that invokes both military drum lines and trip-hop. It adds a propulsion to the otherwise dreamy track, creating a dissonant yet incredible experience.
Tumblr media
#72: “Not” by Big Thief (2019)
Unlike the hushed folksy whispers of Big Thief’s first 2019 album, “Not” is a furious, noisy firebomb of an indie rock jam. Lead singer Adrianne Lenker’s warble is pushed to its limits, as her vocals crack and strain while the song’s tension (and noise level) slowly ratchets up in the song’s first half. 
Then, the pent-up energy is finally released for an explosive, discordant two-and-a-half minute guitar solo. It’s pure chaos and anger distilled into one instrument, and the greatest moment so far of Big Thief’s promising career.
Tumblr media
#71: “Dog Years” by Maggie Rogers (2016)
The strength of Maryland indie-pop prodigy Maggie Rogers’ first few singles is how in tune with nature she sounded. I’ve dubbed it “REI-pop.”
And none of her songs are more reminiscent of a high-end outdoors store than “Dog Years” — and yes, that’s a compliment. “Dog Years” incorporates noises like wind chimes and owl hoots to its soulful synthpop production for a unique flavor. Rogers delivers on the vocal end with a stunning performance reminiscent of blue-eyed soul greats like Daryl Hall.
It’s a bummer that mainstream indie pop nowadays is going to mostly sound like Jeep ads. But “Dog Years” proves great art can still be created in that avenue.
Tumblr media
#70: “The House That Heaven Built” by Japandroids (2012)
With “The House That Heaven Built,” Vancouver, BC indie rockers Japandroids made a perfect road trip anthem. The chugging guitars shoot to the sky, the drumming is furious, and the fist-pumping “OH OH OHs” are plentiful.
“House” is like a Bruce Springsteen collaboration with The Replacements: righteous fury backed by raucous, bar-friendly punk-rock. When lead singer/guitarist Brian King informs the listener that if “Anything try to slow you down/Tell em all to go to hell,” it’s something anyone can feel in their bones.
Tumblr media
#69: “Adorn” by Miguel (2012)
“Adorn” is dangerously smooth. The chillwave-meets-80s-R&B production gets you halfway there, but Miguel’s buttery vocals are the main attraction here. From his endearing ad-libs (“whoap!”) to his effortless vocal runs on the gorgeous melody, he sounds like a seasoned pro.
I’m going to give y’all a hot take — “Adorn” is the Millennial “Sexual Healing.” It strikes that same nocturnal, sexy flair, and Miguel is working it just as hard as Marvin Gaye did. It’s too bad Miguel never was quite able to make something quite as impressive as “Adorn” again, but that single (and its accompanying, phenomenal Kaleidoscope Dream record) will cement him as a ‘10s R&B icon.
Tumblr media
#68: “The World’s Best American Band” by White Reaper (2017)
White Reaper never claimed to be the world’s best band. Nope — they want to be the world’s best American band. So it’s only fitting that Louisville’s finest dirtbags cooked up a warm slice of some of the greasiest, sleaziest and most proudly stupid capital-R RAWK in years.
This is the kind of music Van Halen would’ve made if they were a low-rent Millennial indie band. This is the kind of music Gardner Minshew probably listens to. And it’s glorious.
Tumblr media
#67: “I Just Had Sex” by The Lonely Island feat. Akon (2010)
This list isn’t really trying to measure importance or anything like that. It’s basically just the songs that made me the happiest this decade. And there are few songs that make me smile as much as The Lonely Island’s pathetically hilarious “I Just Had Sex.”
There’s so many golden moments here, from “I called my parents right after I was done!” to “The best 30 seconds of my life!” and “I think she might have been a racist?” The comedy trio was really on their A-game.
But what makes “I Just Had Sex” more than just a goof is that it’s also catchy as hell. That Akon chorus is legitimately one of the best pop hooks of the decade. What made The Lonely Island so brilliant in their turn-of-the-decade peak is their ability to make songs that often surpassed the actual pop hits they emulated, while not sacrificing hilarious lyrics.
(Also, shoutout to “Jack Sparrow” and the legitimately impressive baseball-themed “Let’s Bash,” both of which could’ve also snuck onto this list.)
Tumblr media
#66: “Oh My Darling Don’t Cry” by Run The Jewels (2014)
Sometimes, you turn to hip-hop for inspiring messages and thoughtful, provocative lyrics (something Run The Jewels has certainly delivered on with tracks like “Early”).
But sometimes you just want an aggro banger that makes you want to smash through a brick wall like the Kool-Aid Man. That’s what “Oh My Darling Don’t Cry” brings to the table, thanks to its heavy helping of fuck-everyone defiance and El-P’s trademark apocalyptic, frantic production.
Tumblr media
#65: “Your Best American Girl” by Mitski (2016)
In her signature song, “Your Best American Girl,” Mitski took the thrashing ‘90s guitars and epic chorus of Smashing Pumpkins’ “Today” and turned it into a conversation about race, insecurity and love.
Mitski, who is Japanese-American, vividly describes the angst of trying to fit the lily-white image of the “American Girl” for a boy. The song begins with insecurity — “Your mother wouldn’t approve of how my mother raised me/But I do, I think I do” — and then flips that statement into a proud stand for her roots: “But I do, I finally do.” It’s a powerful declaration, fitting of one of the decade’s most powerful rock anthems.
Tumblr media
#64: “A Real Hero” by College and Electric Youth (2010)
Consider this spot a placeholder for all the best songs from the 2010′s best soundtrack: “Drive.”
Out of that soundtrack’s three stand-out singles, “A Real Hero” is the best by a hair. College’s slick, pulsing production is a perfect contrast to Bronwyn Griffin’s whispered, ghostly vocals. It’s the perfect love theme for an aggressively hipster-y movie where Ryan Gosling plays a dude in a gold satin jacket, drives around L.A. silently, and crushes a guy’s head in an elevator.
But shout out to the other two classics on Drive, “Nightcall” and “Under Your Spell,” which are also musts while driving around at night feeling moody.
Tumblr media
#63: “Birthday Song” by 2 Chainz feat. Kanye West (2012)
“Birthday Song” is gloriously stupid. It’s the kind of song you laugh at the first time you hear it, but after a few more listens, you’re rapping along with 2 Chainz and Kanye.
And it’s hard not to rap along when there’s this many quotable lines: “SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER BIG BOOTY.” “I’M IN THE KITCHEN. YAMS EVERYWHERE!!” “Last birthday, she got you a new sweater/Put it on, give her a kiss, and tell her, ‘DO BETTER.’” And of course, the most iconic line of them all: “All I want for my birthday is a big booty hoe.”
“Birthday Song” is so ridiculous that it’s only a couple jokes removed from a Lonely Island single. And that’s what makes it so fun.
Tumblr media
#62: “Every Day’s the Weekend” by Alex Lahey (2017)
Aussie indie rocker Alex Lahey made the best Blink-182 song of the decade with “Every Day’s the Weekend.” It’s got a soaring chorus with the all-important “WHOA OHs,” a chugging guitar riff, and it’s catchy as hell.
Just toss in a lackadaisical attitude and a “I Gotta Feeling”-style days-of-the-week chant and you’ve got a pop-punk classic.
Tumblr media
#61: “Take a Walk” by Passion Pit (2012)
While MGMT burned their cultural capital by making zoinked-out psych rock (which was pretty solid!), their peers Passion Pit doubled down on their signature synthpop sound in the early ‘10s. Their 2012 album, Gossamer, is one of the all-time great albums with a happy, bouncy sound but crushingly dark lyrics. So naturally, its first single is a perky pop tune about financial struggles!
“Take a Walk” is so catchy and uplifting musically — just try getting that iconic synth riff out of your head — that Michael Angelakos’ lyrics about the Great Recession seem out of place at first. But it gels anyways. The uplifting music just emphasizes the dire situation Angelakos and his then-wife found themselves in, and it makes the soaring synth riff read as more melancholy than optimistic.
Tumblr media
#60: “Gretel” by (Sandy) Alex G (2019)
"Gretel” is like an indie-folk song that went to the Upside Down. All the requisite parts are there — gently strummed guitar, lyrics with a man-of-the-people feel, humbly Middle American vocals — but it feels warped and twisted.
The easiest way to describe it is like if a typical folk-pop song CD was left in the sun for a solid week or so, allowing it to melt. And then you tried listening to it. It would sound positively spooky. Yet through the oddball production and eerie vibe, Alex G’s defiant chorus still shines through. A statement like “Good people gotta fight to exist” somehow sounds more powerful in a bizzaro song like this.
Tumblr media
#59: “Downtown” by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis feat. Eric Nally, Grandmaster Kaz, Melle Mel and Kool Moe Dee (2015)
Macklemore might have been the 2010′s most unfairly hated artist. Yes, he’s corny. Yes, Kendrick should’ve won those Grammys instead. But the dude was fun, inventive and a unique voice in hip-hop at the time.
“Downtown” is a prime example of Mack’s talent. Or at least, his knack for assembling a fantastic supporting crew. Old-school rappers Grandmaster Kaz, Melle Mel and Kool Moe Dee deliver some forceful interludes, and Eric Nally and his wildman vocals give “Downtown” a killer, Queen-esque chorus. And of course, producer Ryan Lewis helps sell the song, with a constantly-switching beat that ranges from ‘70s funk to bombastic arena rock. Even Seattle legend Ken Griffey Jr. makes a cameo in the Spokane-filmed video!
In a late-’10s hip-hop scene filled with mopey sad white boys like Post Malone and NF, Macklemore’s goofy vibe and dad jokes are sorely missed.
Tumblr media
#58: “Flesh Without Blood” by Grimes (2015)
In a decade filled with wonderful alt-pop weirdos, Grimes might have been the weirdest. One of her standout songs, “Kill v. Maim,” is about Michael Corleone from The Godfather Pt. II, but if he was a time-traveling, gender-switching vampire (yes, really).
“Flesh Without Blood” is comparatively normcore, but it’s still Grimes’ best slice of bonkers pop magic. Written from the perspective of a fan angry that she sold out, the track rides a surf-rock guitar groove into the oblivion. Grimes’ squeaky vocals are almost taunting in tone, but the hooks are so massive and the production is so fresh that I doubt listeners mind.
Tumblr media
#57: “Slide” by Calvin Harris feat. Frank Ocean and Migos (2017)
Arguably the biggest name in cheeseball EDM took a shockingly sharp pivot into silky-smooth funk with “Slide.” And it worked! It worked weirdly well!
Of course, it helps that Calvin Harris has always had impeccable taste in guest vocalists, from Florence Welch to Haim. And by snagging once-in-a-generation talent Frank Ocean (and the fun, if not legendary, Migos) for “Slide,” he possibly pulled his greatest coup yet.
...well actually, no. His best song will always be the gloriously trashy and very British “Dance Wiv Me” with grime legend Dizzee Rascal. But the slick tropical grooves of “Slide” are a worthy contender.
Tumblr media
#56: “I Belong in Your Arms” by Chairlift (2012)
I could’ve sworn this was in an old John Hughes movie. The wintry synths and retro-chic vibe of “I Belong in Your Arms” certainly would’ve fit snugly into the Pretty In Pink soundtrack, but no — Chairlift’s best single came out this decade.
“I Belong in Your Arms” is stunning in its atmospheric beauty. Singer Caroline Polachek’s vocals are almost Elizabeth Fraser-esque, drifting over the waves of keyboards while still packing a heavy punch on the chorus. And the song’s burst of energy doesn’t feel like a temporary sugar rush — it feels like the real thing.
Tumblr media
#55: “Make Me Feel” by Janelle Monaé (2018)
“Make Me Feel” is unabashedly a Prince homage. And if anyone in modern music could successfully replicate the Purple One, it’s Janelle Monaé.
The genre-blurring, impossibly funky “Make Me Feel” immediately grabbed me upon release, with its sharp guitar edges, soft-loud-soft production and sticky hook. But Monaé’s vocal performance is what truly makes the track pop. She clearly had the time of her life here, switching on a dime from smooth and sultry to giddy yelps. If there’s a perfect Janelle Monaé song cooked up in a lab somewhere, it’s probably nearly identical to this.
Tumblr media
#54: “Some Nights” by fun. (2012)
Jack Antonoff has always excelled as the second-fiddle. Whether that’s in being the less-famous person in his former relationship with Lena Dunham or being the behind-the-scenes production wizard for megastars like Taylor Swift and Lorde, he works best in the shadows (despite his solo side band, Bleachers, being pretty damn good).
And of course, the project that first brought Antonoff into the mainstream was his band fun., in which he was the lead guitarist and a songwriter. At the time when the band hit their brief apex in 2012, it seemed like frontman Nate Ruess, with his vocal acrobatics and theatrical style, would be most primed for solo fame, but that fizzled.
Eight years later, “Some Nights” stands as a testament that Antonoff (and the other two guys in fun.) can write an incredible arena rock anthem just as easily as a synthpop banger. The song turns a quarter-life crisis into a soaring epic that sounds like a glorious U2-Queen hybrid, with a drumline added on top. Despite cribbing its chorus from Simon and Garfunkel, “Some Nights” still holds its power.
Tumblr media
#53: “The Less I Know The Better” by Tame Impala (2015)
There’s one thing that instantly hooks you into Tame Impala’s Instagram-filtered indie pop masterpiece: that bassline. It carries the whole song on its back.
Not to say the rest of “The Less I Know The Better” isn’t good — Kevin Parker’s jealousy-tinged lyrics are fairly relatable, the twinkling synths are nice, the melody is appropriately yearning. But that slap bass ropes all those elements together into a legitimately funky rock tune. If Tame Impala’s mediocre new singles had that bass, maybe they’d be less forgettable.
Tumblr media
#52: “Shake It Out” by Florence + The Machine (2011)
Florence Welch might be the decade’s most underrated vocalist. Her voice has the power of a Mack truck, yet she can still convey subtlety when needed.
“Shake It Out” is not one of those subtle moments. It is arena-pop filtered through gospel; a song that sounds like it was meant for a cathedral. Welch describes battling her personal demons like they were literal demons. Couple her wailing with layers upon layers of organs and massive drums imported from the “In The Air Tonight” solo, and you’ve got a song too big to fail.
Tumblr media
#51: “Young Blood” by The Naked and Famous (2010)
I really, really wanted to include more tunes from the golden era of radio-friendly indie pop, circa 2008-2012. But a lot of the best stuff — MGMT, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Phoenix — fell in the previous decade. And others are more nostalgic faves for me than actually great songs (sorry, Grouplove and Matt & Kim).
But The Naked and Famous absolutely still hold up. “Young Blood” still has the insanely high-pitched vocals and twinkly synths of that era, but the New Zealanders throw some distorted ‘90s guitars to create a unique sound. It’s like the Weezer writing a Passion Pit song (but way better than that would imply). Lead singer Alisa Xayalith’s piercing voice is an instrument all of its own, soaring across the synthesizers and guitars like a bolt of neon light.
“Young Blood” might be an early ‘10s time-capsule, but it has hooks for days and a somehow-still-fresh groove.
0 notes
plungermusic · 5 years
Photo
Tumblr media
Plus ça change, plus c’est le même shows…
Despite our initial horror at the Saloon not being right by the gate where it should be (it had actually moved only yards away to accommodate shiny new toilet and shower blocks… phew) Maverick on Friday afternoon was just as we’d left it last year: blazing sun, and the sound of acoustic guitar and harmony vocals hanging in the air along with the dust and street food aromas. The sense of déjà vû was heightened by having Broken Islands kicking off in The Barn, who we’d seen last month at the festival launch party. Dan Beaulaurier [pictured above] and Claire Rabbitt’s sadcore Cali-country covers were the perfect heat-haze afternoon ease-in to the festival, with Claire’s silky seductive voice and Dan’s mellow drawl delivering everything from Parsons to Young.
Looking like Dodge City’s livery stable owner and general store manager, Copper Viper [below] turned out homespun folk-tinged high plains country on The Peacock stage. With guitar and mandolin backing high. Old Timey vocals (sung into a single retro mic) they ranged from a wistful All In One to the bouncy rag of Bad Desires.
Tumblr media
This year saw greater synchronisation of start/finish than we recalled before, requiring a swift sashay over to the tiny Moonshine stage to catch the end of JD Hobson’s set of plaintive solo singer/songwriter fare with equal parts Nashville twang and Dylan, including a revivalist run at Hank Williams’ I Saw The Light and the rattling outlaw ballad Carter Cain.
We only caught a brief snippet in the barn of the bouncy duo Hallelujah Trails: Jeremy Mendonca’s guitar and Anna Robinson’s electric bass propelling louche two voice Gram-meets-the-Dead peyote-laced originals (although we’d run into them both again, not least thanks to more multiple appearances this year) before those timings meant returning to The Moonshine for Kev Walford & Kelly Bayfield.
Tumblr media
We only discovered Kev & Kelly [above] courtesy of our Suffolk AirBnB hostess last year, and we grabbed every chance of seeing them here. The five-piece (with David Booth drums & vox, Andy Trill guitar and Steven Mears bass & vox) were in danger of falling off the teensy stage, and perversely were more audible outside than inside the room. The combined soundcheck/opener (being pressed for time) Walkin’ showed off a sure touch with Stillsian energy and excellent multi-voice textures, as evidenced further in the slide-and vox unison and sophisticated harmonies of Quicksand and the Mersey-tinged bright waltz of Blessed Are The Heartbreakers.
Canadian boy/girl duo The Bombadils [below] brought a mellow Jackson-Browne-with-added-fiddle feel, in the clever picking and fluent fiddle-phrases of Train In The Night, and the mandolin-led intricacy of the best named song of the weekend, Squirrels Rule The Day, Raccoons Rule The Night, all with haunting harmonies (needless to say, this was Americana after all!)
Tumblr media
Led by the intriguing Sparrow (in a rollerskating-1930s-diner-waitress outfit, as shown below) on banjo or accordion as required, Asheville quartet The Resonant Rogues got the barn moving with the rapid fiddle-and-banjo step dance of Muddy River, the upbeat (belying its dark theme of loss) Autumn Of The World, and a bouncy FOMO Blues with its crowd singalong. An almost identical Okie-style trad melody featured in both the gypsy-accordion-spiced Watching Those Wheels Roll (with Keith J Smith taking lead vocal) and the mournful banjo-fronted Strength Of Water, while the sweet love waltz of Tomorrow was a showcase for Sparrow’s rich, resonant lower register.
Tumblr media
The slightly incongruous (including a Steve Harley-alike, Graham Nash’s dad and a bassist who din’t get the ‘white shirt’ memo) five-piece The Lowly Strung took the classic bluegrass format of bass, guitar, mandolin, fiddle and resonator slide and gave it a twist. Adding West Coast polish and jamband sensibilities to excellent musicianship for a Greensky Bluegrass (UK) blend with some excellent instrumental workouts including a dash of hypnotic Penguin Cafe Orchestra minimalism.
Tumblr media
Broken Bones Matilda [above] took the West Coast flavour further, in relaxed but stylish country rock ambles with her silky lead vocal backed by keys, guitar, bass and drums together with crisp multi-voice harmonies for a late-era Mac feel: as in the slow-build rock ballad Mama and their big production number take on Lead Belly’s Where Did You Sleep Last Night (aka In The Pines).
With stage times increasingly straying from the printed schedule it sadly meant for us it was ‘No Chance’ McCoy, as the ex-Old Crow Medicine Show headlining the Peacock Stage only managed to get one song in before we had to leave for the Barn: it was worth hearing though, as his haunting effects-laden fiddle produced atmospheric, almost synth-like textures and eastern-tinged twiddles, before electric guitar, bass and tom-heavy drums broke in with an indieish pulse and a breezy chorus.
Friday headliners Dana Immanuel and the Stolen Band [below] had a slightly different look to when we caught them back in March, with absent guitarist Feadora Morris replaced by bewhiskered blueser Todd Sharpville, but still turned out a Cabaret-translated-to-prohibition-era-Louisiana set to “lower the tone of everyone’s Friday night”. Dustbowl junkerdash and Is You Is Or Is You Ain’t jazz-era slink collided, incorporating rattling banjo and fiddle, crisp bass and percussion and gutsy wild guitar from Todd: from the Cotton Club lope of John Wayne to a jug band canter through Achilles Heel with its bittersweet swooping harmonies and fluid twangsome guitar burst. Todd also brought fiery, extended lines to a dark voodoo-stained Come With Me to the wild approbation of a rammed and appreciative Barn crowd.
Tumblr media
With high hopes for an equally good Saturday we toddled off to our taxi, lightly toasted (and mildly stewed). No change there then…
0 notes