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bonesandpoemsandflowers · 18 days

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expectations vs reality: crow edition

expectation: I will feed my crow friends so over time, when I go outside and use my crow call, I will summon the crows to me and it will be the coolest most goth thing ever

reality: the crows land in my yard and summon me by screaming until I give them snacks

#bird updates #corvid #expectations vs reality #about me #also the group of small polite gift giving crows was effectively run outta town #by the two BIG BOIS #one of whom is indeed Mister Yells at the Waitstaff #no gifts! more noise #tbh i love them and they eat SO much for their size i'm so impressed #the polite murder was very cool tho i hope they're alright #the gifts were always like. shards of broken glass and dead snails.#but carefully arranged so I would notice them!#anyway. different cultural norms.#v fascinating

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