little buddies goin in the kiln this weekend (wish them luck in their fiery trial)

Attempt at summarizing a total drama island episode live

Season 1 episode 6

The challenge is to spend a night in the woods, interns died to motherfukin bears. Owen beat the shit out of a bear. Izzy makes spaghetti unappealing. Trent tryin man he tryin. Heather and Gwen big angy vibes, fuckery is about. Katy and Sadie are lost cuz they are mentally ill. Owen is like a bear, Heather still a bitch. Katy and Sadie continue to be mentally disturbed. Famine has struck the compound and out of nowhere comes a pizza guy. All is wrought for the cameracrew hath redempt it. And then Owen showed up with fish, pog. Izzy don’t know how to cook. Owen got a tight ass. Squirrels mock the divorce of Sadie and Katy. Big funny foot long. JEFF JUST FUCKING SAID, “WOW, YOU PITCH A TENT LIKE A GUY” BRUHHHHH. Duncan is sexist and DJ is infectious. More like tweedle dumbass. Katy and Sadie have trapped themselves in a cave. *editor’s note, I am very high and I just realized how much this show saves on animation in the first season. I can’t explain it but it you just have to see it yourself.* Owen tells the story of him and his grandpa killing a bear. Izzy pisses for an hour minimum. OHW THE HARROR. scary stories among campfire. On a night, like tonight;

DrSns : One Monday morning I got up late And there were these monkeys outside the gate. The guard tried to stop them but he had no luck The monkeys got free and they ran amuck! DrSns : I don't know what to say the monkeys won't do! YW+D : Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do! DrSns : I don't know what to say the monkeys won't do! YW+D : Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do! DrSns : My office was run by the studio nurse. I came downstairs und what could be worse? The monkeys was doing a crazy dance. They put buggies in my underpants! DrSns : I don't know what to say the monkeys won't do! YW+D : Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do! DrSns : Monkeys dance then I dance too! YW+D : Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do! DrSns : I ran outside to get a stick But I'm telling you, friends, those monkeys was quick! 'Cause when I returned, much to my disgrace Those monkeys had the nurse in a mad embrace! Nurse : I don't know what to say the monkeys won't do. Yakko : For a nickel I'll give you a clue! Dot : I didn't know your eyes were blue! DrSns : I don't know what to say the monkeys won't do! Marita: Yessah, whoo! Flavio: Ah, play that thing! DrSns : I went to me bath for a shower and shave. The monkeys goin' to put me into my grave! The entire bathroom was laid to waste And they shaved my head with minty toothpaste! DrSns : I don't know what to say the monkeys won't do! YW+D : Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do! DrSns : They is crazy-nutzo, I'm telling you! YW+D : Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do! DrSns : Then by this time I was feeling dread They was using a shoe brush to shine me head. I asked them to leave but they stayed around. They pulled the chain and yee! I went down! DrSns : I don't know what to say the monkeys won't do! YW+D : Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do! DrSns : Call my lawyer; I'm ready to sue! YW+D : Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do! DrSns : Aaaaaaaaaa! Marita: Yessah, brother! DrSns : Well me patience ran out and I'm telling you sure Tomorrow I show those monkeys the door! And if they don't leave I'm inviting you To my house for dumplings and monkey stew! DrSns : I don't know what to say the monkeys won't do! YW+D : Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do! DrSns : Now I'm in the stew. -- Oh, poo. YW+D : Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do! DrSns : Watch out for monkeys, I'm telling you! YWDF+M: Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do! YW+D : We're not monkeys; we're just cuckoo! YWDF+M: Don't know what to say the Warners won't do!

and then Duncan scared em wit a hook hand. Courtney trippin, Duncan gettin dubs left, right, and center. OWEN FUCKING LIED DAMMIT. no crying over spilt fish. Cody peed himself LULW. Oh haha It was Izzy in a bear suit. Owen regretting not tackling her now PogU. Izzy has a PogO talk with chat. DJ pissed in a bottle. THIS BITCH BURNT THE TENT. Real bear shows up,MonkaS. its raining now sadge. Heather big mad, they told that bird to stfu. Real bear finds Katy and Sadie in cave. Duncan cuddling Courtney, big dub bossman. They thought Katy and Sadie was fucking moidered. They wasn’t but lost the challenge. Gophers get all expense trip to some shop. you can’t come back everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. They doin the marshmallows MonkaS. Katy or Sadie, it was Katy.Sadie sounds like a whale with a froggy guttural feel. Duncan got a whole stand up routine with that hook hand fr. Episode 7 picks up immediately after episode 6. 

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