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#one day i'll make proper introductions for these characters rather than the drip feed of headcanons
warabola · 5 months
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Ask game!
⚰️ — What's their most common cause of death?
Double answer! For the Intemperate Director and the Indefatigable Doctor.
The Intemperate Director was real foot-loose and fancy free early on, when they were still going by the Accomplice or the Broker. Died a lot fighting in the rings, partaking in criminal activity, researching and refining their work in toxicology at the University, dying as a favour to the Stalwart Scholar, pursuing the killer of their partner. Nowadays, it's most likely at zee. They're a menace on land and a difficult person to kill, but entirely reckless at zee. Chances are they either die to a glimfall, or get shoved over the rails by a crew that's absolutely fed up with them sniping people on passenger boats or taunting the Navy.
Regardless:
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They're a regular.
The Indefatigable Doctor, meanwhile, died to a well full of sharp rocks quite a few times.
🔥 — Least favourite Master of the Bazaar?
In a fun way? Mr Stones. The Intemperate Director has some history with that one and greatly enjoys getting in its way. Ignore the Winking Gemstone Ring. Don't ask where it came from. It's not important.
In a less fun way, Mr Cups and Mr Hearts. The former for obvious reasons, though it's less of a problem nowadays. The latter is.... weird. At them. Stop being weird at the Director. Stop showing up at their doorstep with laundanum. They're not breeding any more dinners for you. There was nothing personal about what the Director did to the Sage Archivist. Of course a Licentiate would be good at the Heart's Game.
Mr Happles is the only thing in the Neath that can get the Director to vacate a premises, asides from the Assistant trying to get them to sign documents.
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