#ondolemar’s fucking tesco meal deal
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Cursed Idea me and my good lady wife thought of…
🎀Skyrim Characters and their Tesco Meal Deal of Choice 🎀
Ancano: Starbucks Caramel Latte, Fruit and Granola pot, Prawn Sandwich (and a strawberry ice elf bar)
Ondolemar: Red Bull, Sausage Roll, Pepperami (and a 50g of amber leaf from the baccy counter)
Elenwen: Kombucha, sushi, grapes in a pot (she also swerves to the back of the shop to get a cheeky mini prosecco)
Cicero: chicken caesar wrap, chocolate milk, cheese strings (and a blue raspberry lost mary)
Teldryn Sero: coke zero, all day breakfast sub, king sized twix (and a pack of L&B ciggies)
Neloth: doesn’t get the full meal deal, just gets a lemon iced tea, some satay chicken skewers or a giant veggie samosa and then sneaks out around the side of the shop to get a bump of sniff from the nearest junkie
#skyrim#tesblr#thalmor#altmer#ancano#college of winterhold#ondolemar#elenwen#skyrim cicero#cicero#teldryn sero#ondolemar’s fucking tesco meal deal#neloth
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