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crystallakec · 22 days
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我花時間製作了這個! ´͈ ᗜ `͈
基本上就是照著官圖畫 中途畫開心了就自己發揮一下(?
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smoosie · 2 months
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my Invincible brain rot is severe
behold, the Wolfrumites !
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h44rlz · 2 years
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There hasn't been documented a case of twins in the viltrumite race since the scourge virus decimated our population.
You and your brother are very special to me.
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hey, can I have more husband and wife family dynamics with thragg? maybe more about her pregnancy or the kids' childhood/baby time?
Sure can! It's been pretty fun writing about potential scenarios where this monstrous piece of shit can actually feel love. First and foremost I was watching a video on YouTube going over this scene again and uh Comic Readers KNOW How Fucked This Man Is. um, out of context vague spoilers but, I'm assuming people asking about Thragg have read the comics or are curious about the comics but like yall Need To Know how he treats the kids of his enemies
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I feel like I need to share/remind people of this scene because like, this man can be kind of hard to pin down. He's from this loveless society that sees kindness as weakness and he's like King Dickhead but there are still times when he can be quite courteous, even apologetic, sarcastic, whatever. I think at the end of the day he's just a very selfish, explosive, emotionally impulsive man but revisiting this scene was a little surprising for me since I forgot he was even like, capable of "small kindnesses" like saying sorry or whatever. Like. Is him wiping her tears while smearing blood all over her face a well intentioned accident or is he like waging psychological warfare on this like, i think she's literally 5 years old. What is the purpose of him apologizing to a child for splashing blood of her family member on her when he intends to kill her or leave her for dead in front of her dying parents anyways. I'm still trying to get a feel on this man
THAT BEING SAID, moving on, we're talking about a yandere Thragg today and thankfully that comes with perks
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- it's pretty obvious but like, you are his favorite mate and your children are his favorite children. I like to think of concepts with Reader being Ursaal and Onaan's mother or even the previously mentioned triplet idea with Mark being their sibling (otherwise I'd have to invent new characters and that doesn't, resonate the same, and I also really like Ursaal actually and I feel like there's some real story potential in Ursaal discovering more of her humanity through her mother's kindness and wanting to protect her mother from her father)
-can you imagine like. I still think about the idea where you're actually Nolan's mate but one day you mouth off to Thragg and he "puts you in your place" in front of Nolan as a punishment to you both and like a month later you find out you're pregnant and, I imagine abortions are only done on Viltrum if the fetus is too weak or defective, so you're forced to carry it and you and Nolan are lying that it's his and then one day Thragg just, passes by, sees your swelling tummy, takes one sniff of you, "it's mine" and demands a paternity test. And you'd think, "oh surely he'd just take the baby" which is what you'd prefer but, no it becomes a pretext for him to steal you from Nolan altogether
-you're fed incredibly nutrient dense, protein packed, ultimate pregnancy food because Thragg wants those babies as healthy as possible. Thragg has probably had other alien kids before but these are his first hybrid or nearly fully Viltrumite children and that makes them special. New dad Thragg holding up these little absolute mammoths of newborns with all their chunk and pudge and rolls and he's just so proud, "look at how robust these children are! Surely they have inherited my strength! Fine additions to the Viltrum Empire were born on this day" and you're like half awake in bed and he just, pets your hair
-ok just. Ok just picture it like. You're pregnant and upset and so stressed out because you didn't want to be Nolan's mate after he helped conquer Earth but at least you had known him and liked him initially. You're just constantly stressed out and angry and watching every single word you say around Thragg because you don't know him or what he's capable of, but I imagine a sort of scenario where he's taking you to the doctor and running tests and procedures and just, you know prenatal checkup stuff, but the doctors are all speaking to Thragg instead of you, you aren't even being told your own test results, and the two of you finally arrive back home and you just break down crying and kind of tear into him, "I'm sure YOU have had lots of kids before but I'VE never had a baby before and I don't know what to expect or what's going to happen or- or -" and you're just bawling because, it's not a lie you're scared. You're having a baby and you're gonna be a new mom and it's entirely against your will, out of your control, and that's incredibly stressful. And this becomes a moment where Thragg actually shows some humanity by sitting you down and discussing the doctors visit with you, and that's one of the first times the two of you actually have a civil, extended conversation
Thragg thinking he's so fucking big and tough and then he sees you this little fragile fleshy untrained civillian with the big teary boo hoo eyes with your shaking hands on your little belly as you cry about being scared about giving birth to his baby and he's just, "shit I DO have feelings" and immediately feels the overwhelming need to comfort you. He'll comfort you under the guise of "stress isn't good for the children" which is true but, it's him blanketing his own concern and masking it under an excuse
-I kind of feel like that hypothetical event would be like, a footnote in your relationship. He starts treating you differently, attentive in new ways, more... emotional ways. He'll stop by while he's working on a break or something to check on with you and the assigned caretakers he has guarding you (because the very second you're confirmed pregnant you have 24/7 security) and he'll awkwardly grunt out questions about, have you eaten yet, are you experiencing any pain today, any discomfort, any new symptoms. He'll check in with your guards/nannies privately about if there's anything you're doing that he needs to know about, give tou a nice husbandly shoulder touch and then (reluctantly) getting back to work
-to be blunt part of me questions if he even has sex to create children or if he uses something akin to IVF and I only say this because of the absolute ASSEMBLY LINE he sets up on Thraxia. Trust me though he beats the kitty up with you CONSTANTLY
-I actually think after giving birth is like the ONE time you're allowed any birth control because apparently if you have too many pregnancies in too close time frames it actually sucks the calcium out of your bones and can give you osteoarthritis and Thragg wants you healthy, "for more future children obviously" which is such a lie because let's say you have your miracle birth of giving him twins or triplets or whatever but you hemmorage and become infertile or whatever. Mf is STILL keeping you around. When you think about it he technically doesn't even need you to help raise his children, he has people for that, but he forces you to be part of the process anyways
- tbh I kind of like the idea of Thragg developing some weird fucking like complex where he discovers he feels comforted cuddling you, like man gets hit by oxytocin like a fucking freight train, and it becomes him literally being unable to sleep without you in his arms. You could be in a yelling screaming argument with this man and he suddenly like, just completely shuts you down, "ENOUGH!! I require rest and I won't tolerate anymore of your childish whining!" And you could be spitting mad at him and he's just, picking you up just physically picks you up and drags you to bed anyways. Hooks his arms around your waist as the big spoon and buries his face in your hair even as you spit insults about how you hope he kills himself
Like I think I've mentioned this idea with other characters before but imagine Thragg waking up on the middle of the night IMMEDIATELY PISSED because the bed beside him is cold and he finds you on the couch, on the couch, maybe even without blankets and visibly uncomfortable, because yeah he WILL wake you up to drag you back to bed with him.
- Thragg being this warrior who literally watched people be disembowled and tortured and conquered races but suddenly you're in labor and he's in the delivery room (he refuses to wait outside) watching you literally scream in pain and he just, takes your hand and tells you to squeeze, and that it'll be alright, and he sees you so vulnerable and scared and emotional and you're looking to him for some kind of help but he can't, even with all his strengths and feats he can't help you right now, however this pregnancy goes is up to fate and the doctors and he feels like an actual visceral HUMBLING sense of helplessness that just makes him, even more obsessively protective over you
- deadass if it becomes a "he can only save one: you or the children" life-threatening pregnancy scenario, he chooses you. Says you can always try again but even if you wind up infertile and "useless" to him, he's too attached to you at this point, it doesn't matter if you "don't serve a function" or whatever bullshit Viltrumite mindset he may have had with previous mates before. You're different to him, and you're making HIM different as a person
- You're just half alive on the couch because Giving Birth is Hard and here's Thragg doing shit like personally bringing you water, feeling your forehead for any fever, monitoring your condition, aggressively interrogating your guards for extra info, sitting beside you with your babies in his arms. He lets you rest after giving birth and nearly bends over backwards
- I feel like at some point you're forced to accept a lot of real fucked up stuff and especially if you are a hybrid Vultrimite yourself and thus will be with Thragg for, basically forever, like some real "mate, do you have any cravings today. What do the children require" "ummm... at the ceremony last month, there was that... blue, little.... crab thing?" "A Florkian. They are incredibly rare" "oh... I'm sorry, I didn't know-" " -and since I observed that you were fond of the taste when you were consuming them, I went ahead and conquered their homeworld and farms have been established. I can have the slaves prepare a dish for you right away" "oh, thank you, ive been craving it ever since i ate it but i didnt want to bother by asking 🥰" "as your mate it is my duty to provide for you. Do not keep any of your desires from me"
- your children are getting trained as soldiers the second they develop powers and that's something you'll have to get used to. If your little babies get their powers at 5, they're still learning combat, getting knocked around, near beaten, "toughened up". Thragg will conceal the full extent of how they're treated from you because the way he sees it, you weren't raised on Viltrum and you're simply ignorant of their culture. He doesn't need you to accept how things are. Your kids will come home with black eyes and bruises and bloodied noses and he'll growl at you not to make them too soft as you weep over Ursaal missing a chunk of her hair because an opponent grabbed her by it and she had to break away and some was ripped out at her scalp, like. The psychological damage of asking your small child how their day with their father went, "it was excellent mother, I made my first kill!!" And then gleefully describing to you in detail how while their father was fighting an enemy soldier, the soldiers child attacked yours, and, your baby killed another kid. Like. That's the sort of thing you have to be raised with to block out of your heart. Going to hug your child who may not even be 10 years old and they have literal blood on their hands
-personal headcanon but also semi canon but I imagine Ursaal is the most competent of your twins and is Thragg's favorite. She just has a better tactical mind on her shoulders and isn't, uh. As horribly sadistically violent as Onaan. Like say your kids become platonic yandere or whatever, or, you have your own kids with thragg and the twins are separate but still attached to you. Onaan is the kid you find killing cats because he's jealous they get more attention than him while Ursaal is like, giving her father incredibly detailed reports and her own insight into what you've been up to, how you're feelings, things you say and do when Thragg isn't around
-so I know y'all see that image I posted with Thragg and his twins. I tried to censor, The Cape last time but I realized like, even with censoring the head it's still super obvious who that is, there's only one white furred creature in this entire show. I imagine after Thragg gets his Beast Drip that, once Throkk's daughter comes for revenge, she is also slaughtered, and her pelt becomes YOUR cape. Or maybe Thragg offhandedly mentions to you that BB Jr has vowed vengeance and you're casually flipping through a book, "is she as strong as her father, like if you had to rate it 1 to 10 with her father being 10 and 1 being a human. If the daughter is at about a 7 or below, Ursaal should be able to handle her, get herself a nice coat to match her father" and Thragg feels this warmth in his chest to hear you're actually observant of his/your children and their prowess, especially to hear you praise Ursaal in such a uh violent context, just casually suggesting his daughter could turn another sentient humanoid creature into a pelt to wear. This is another example of "living the viltrum life will eventually dehumanize you and rob you of certain empathies"
- I don't think you would actually have a title but could you imagine if Thragg decides you're like, officially his true mate, like the mate above all others, like you're the Empress in his little harem of concubines and ladies in waiting. I hc that your official title is something like Grand Duchess or perhaps if this is the twin/triplet scenario something more vaguely historical sounding like The High Mother or Regent Mother or, you get the point
-I still think "Reader turns out to be an incredibly late blooming hybrid" is a neat concept but I also don't know how they would miss that since during your pregnancy and all you're receiving medical care out the ass but like. Thragg personally training both you and the children as a family. Would be kind of humiliating honestly because it's kind of vaguely implied you should learn things before the kids do and if you struggle, here's Thragg, telling his kids in private they have to protect you and keep an eye on you and report any problems back to him
- thragg would definitely be training you in hand to hand but suddenly finds he can't bear hitting you in the face or hitting you at a certain strength. Like. Absolutely 100% you're gonna have a lot of scenarios where you're brawling or wrestling and he pins you and it swiftly transitions to you getting rawdogged from your high on adrenaline husband. Tbh that sex would probably be his favorite, where he has to defeat you in combat and then rewards himself. Can probably border from hatesex to consensual to noncon, not that he has a problem doing THAT to you either
- probably has portraits done of you and him. Idk do you think Viltrum has like enough art culture for portraits to be a thing? Most fascist tyrants have portraits. He would have several done: you and him, just you, you while pregnant, him and you while pregnant, you holding your babies, you and him holding your babies, and family shots as they grow up. Say you conquer a planet together as a family and one day you're revisiting and there's some sort of museum set up amd you find like a wall length portrait of, you and your children soaked in blood tearing carnage through the fire and flames and Thragg is beside you just nodding in approval, "they captured your image rather well"
- goooooddddd imagine you're just a normal human and you progressively start showing signs of aging. You start getting more wrinkles. Your body starts working in different ways, popping, cracking, aching. Onaan, Ursaal, and Thragg all notice and they're like FREAKING OUT HONESTLY. The children don't want to accept that their mother is actually going to be a speck on the timeline of their entire lifespans. Thragg doesn't want to accept that he has to let you go and you're never coming back. They all become obsessed with finding ways to keep you young, keep you alive, fuck it they'll clone you and transfer your consciousness into a new body if they have to! This is comic book world and these are obsessed aliens and they have OPTIONS
- something something "what if Reader isn't a viltrumite hybrid but is still like super-powered or a mutant or whatever and this isn't revealed until you like are fatally injured or even DIE die and suddenly you, pop back up". Cause I feel like this "close call" would drive any yandere literally insane because, what if there's no second chance, what just happened, can you still die, they can never never never never never allow you to get hurt ever ever ever again
Thragg just walks into the kitchen and you have the stove top red hot and you've just got your palm resting on it and you look to him kind of just shocked, all, "look... nothing happens... I just feel some of the warmth" and Thragg just puts his fist through your oven anyways, "you could've gotten hurt" and immediately picking you up and carrying you to some sort of perceived "safer place"
- this is like a specific scenario but like, can you imagine as a mom you like to brush and comb Ursaal's hair and you idly suggest she could always grow it out more and you could help braid it and things, but once it starts getting longer Thragg objects and says it could get grabbed during a fight and orders her to cut it but you step in and say she shouldnt have to, it's HER hair, and you two get into it, and one day Ursaal is brought home by her father and he's all but shaved her head after she had actually grown it out to a decent length. You and Thragg are at odds over how to treat rhe children and Ursaal begins to realize that many of the restrictions her father instills on her are because of a way of life she may not fully agree with, a life filled with violence and bloodshed with no room for love or kindness or creativity. She probably helps you from going over the edge too, honestly. If anything else through this life with Thragg, in your darkest places you may still find yourself thinking you have to keep going to try and help your children
- with others, Thragg is the kind of yandere where he's standing in the same room as you and you're both doing completely different things and he suddenly says, "so I noticed during the meeting that your eyes kept lingering on my mate" and without further warning he's beating up someone on the accusation they were lusting for his wife, no discussion, just fists , and he'll do shit like this a lot to the point people don't feel comfortable being around you and you're just further socially isolated
- I feel like Thragg would have some weird like fondness slash fetish for watching you breastfeed. Like, awww here's his cute little wife with his chubby little babies and you're giving them their nice milk, what a good mom, providing for the babies he put in your belly ❤️ part of me is convinced if you're a viltrumite or hybrid or whatever that you uh. Eventually wind up with a lot of babies. A LOT of babies. Do you think he would want a specific amount or its just vibes. Like you're over 300 years old and you've already got 50 kids with him but he sees you teaching one of your youngest sons how to throw a punch and suddenly he wants another
- all I'm saying is if he ever catches you self harming or attempting to hurt yourself he's gonna have a real extreme reaction. Like he finds you cutting yourself with a broken glass and you're immediately restrained and taken to a hospital, completely stripped, inspected for other wounds, and if there are any and especially a lengthy history of them, you're in such trouble. But I also think it would be extremely difficult to hide this from him since as time goes on you two are constantly having sex or he's inviting himself into your shower to bathe with you. You accidentally bang your arm on a counter or something and get a tiny bruise, this man will know about it and wants a detailed report on where it came from
- even when you guys aren't super familiar with each other and you've "just met" he's already protective and all that. Like you've just been brought into his home and you barely even know him still and he may even act mean and angry to you and then one day he sees you have a large bruise on your arm, "what is this?" ".... it's nothing, Grand Regent" "I asked you a question and you'll answer me: where did this come from" "... I spoke out of turn with one of your advisors and turned to leave without permission, Grand Regent" "And so they grabbed you?" "Yes Grand Regent" "who" "it was my fault, I-" "WHO" and the second you give a name or description he's wordlessly leaving the room and shows up again HOURS later with visible blood on him, "it has been handled. You are not to be harmed or punished without my permission or instruction"
- in some scenario where you leave the kids behind and try to run away, like... he isn't just gonna throw up his hands, "well I already got children out of her, she has served her purpose" and leave you the fuck alone. If anything this man would track you down just to tell you off for having the fucking nerve to disobey and defy him! I can picture an actively captured wife where you are constantly kept on some kind of restraint or have a bracelet or collar or even a LEAD THAT HE HOLDS and you're IMPRISONED rather than "I'm being monitored but otherwise I have my own agency". Thragg will make himself a throne that you can be chained to if he has to. He'll have restraints made that are decorative and complimentary of your features. Imagine he's making some sort of public appearance and while he's speaking he's got an arm around your waist and you're pulled up against him and meanwhile you've got. A bar gag and cannot speak
- really, truly, in a way, you become a symbol, but one of all different kinds. There are Viltrumites who see how their mighty Grand Regent treats his mate and they are viscerally disgusted (Kregg and Lucan comes to mind), like people who really start to question the society they are living in, questioning if it really must be so selfish and devoid of empathy, questioning if they really want to keep living this way and for their children and their children's children to live like this. Then there are others who see the way the Grand Regent controls his mate and see its as a sign of strength and permission to treat their own mates the same.
Mostly, though... the only thing that will take you away from Thragg is death. Until the day one of you dies, you're stuck with him, and there's basically no one around who's stronger than he is, period. You might as well cozy up and get friendly with your new husband, since you're going to be together for a long time and spend lots, and lots, and LOTS of time together ❤️
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Random Invincible OC Thoughts.
When I think about it… Jason being the only thing left of his mother that Thragg cares about breaks me. But here’s a cute little Romance headcanon for Jason and Eve.
Jason is refreshingly sweet. His love language is physical touch and intimacy. But he scales back when needed and his backup kicks in.
He listens. Eve’s calming to him. He likes her voice, her heartbeat, everything. (And yes he tried to flirt with her and it crashed and burned.)
Eve on the other hand wonders how the hell he hasn’t snapped yet. But she’s glad he’s not gone full world conqueror. She hasn't really seen him get angry and that's good.
Their relationship is founded on a mutual trust and the fact that she helped him get started. Also with her parents…
Jason tunes her dad completely out. His mom was a hero too and she’d shift her morals a little bit for the toxicity of misogyny. AKA Reyna goes into crashout mode and beats the ever-loving shit out of them.
Thragg would just… stare. It’d be like Viggo the Carpathian. Hallways of blood and everything. That or he’s thinking about the Twins. But both would be cordial to her mother.
SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT!
The Vs. Conquest fight would be similar. But the difference is that here's what I got so far...
Eve's body falls with a sickening squelch, everything fades out, ears ringing and her heartbeat thunders quick, trying to force herself to stay alive.
Conquest watches as I catch her, "See, this is why I hate that. They're easy TARGETS!" he flies right for me and I stop his fake arm right in its tracks, no rage. No unending hate. Just…
"I can't hear her heartbeat anymore." my voice hollows out, eyes distant. I can't hear it, I can't look at her and feel everything click.
Tearing, crunching, the arm bursts to metal and piping. The blood bursts out of his stump and he grins.
"There he is! There's Thragg's brat!" I spin around and kick him into the ground.
"First. This is my planet." I state, he tries to close the distance but I punch him hard in the face, the feeling of his bones bending and crackling under my fist…
It's awesome.
"Secondly." he tries to wriggle away, but I grip him as tight as I can, "I can spare you, but of course as the 'oldest Viltrumite' you're running out of time."
Conquest feels fear for the first time. He got Jason mad, but that awakened his Viltrumite side. His only thought is of his mission. And what's the mission?
Avenge Eve, Protect Earth, Send a message to Emperor Nolan that will not be denied.
Eve dies, but I want to focus much more on her recovery, same with at least one of the twins. Not sure if I want it to be Ursaal or Onaan. (Because both will be in the story in the place of Oliver.)
Like maybe Eve has issues with her prosthetic? She has Jason for support, and he's happy to help but at the same time there's some Aesthetic Nervousness on his part, not really knowing how to deal with it.
Like him being a little nervous and hovering around her and she's like... "What are you doing?"
"Are you okay?"
"Yeah, Jay. What's with you?"
"I mean... your leg's..."
"Oh my god, I'm fine."
He gets a little clingy, maybe a little too protective but scales back quite a bit.
Also I think it'd be cool to have her metal leg still be shown, instead of covered by synthetic skin. (At least I think it's synthetic skin.)
So he learns alongside her to deal with it. Also the Bulletproof to Invincible arc happens because Jason's sticking around with Eve just in case, as well as losing his powers from the Scourge.
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misraab · 3 years
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Thireega inn kujaage eves kahala photo eh eba ulhey tha ehvess kujjehge athiga ulhenyaa agaala bala keunn onaane
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kayip-yillar · 5 years
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"EDİSON CENNET’E GİREBİLECEK Mİ?" sualine Cizre Müftüsünün cevabı:
Sene 1960’ların sonu.
Silopi o yılın Nisan ayında ilçe olmuştu.
Silopi İlçe Kaymakamı, İlçe Jandarma Komutanı
(Yüzbaşı) Hakimi, Savcısı ve Doktoru, sohbet ederken mevzu Elektriğe, oradan da Edison'a gelir.
Kaymakam:
- Bana göre Edison'un yeri cennettir.
Bak onun icad ettiği elektrik yolları evleri
aydınlatıyor. Hemen Yüzbaşı söz aldı:
- Tabii ki cennette girecek, camiler ışıl ışıl, isteyen bu
ışık altında Kur'an da okuyabilir. Bu tartışma devam ederken Doktor:
- Gelin, Cizre'ye gidelim.
Orada Mahmut Bilge adında bir Müftü var.
Çok âlimmiş, onaan soralım, der. Atlarlararabaya, gelirler Cizre'ye müftünün yazıhanesine.
Kendilerini tanıtırlar. Müftü efendi "buyur" eder.
Oturur oturmaz Hakim:
- Müftü bey bir sorumuz var sormaya geldik.
Acaba elektriğin mucidi Edison, Cennette mi girer
Yoksa cehennemi derken... Müftü sözünü keser:
- Hele bir kahve içelim konuşuruz. İçeriden kahveler gelinceye kadar bir tanışma faslı
olur.
Bu fasıldan sonra Müftü, döner Yüzbaşıya:
- Yüzbaşım sizin Habur Gümrük Kapısında bir askeri
birliğiniz var mı? Yüzbaşı:
- Var, der. Müftü devam eder:
- Edison, Irak'tan Türkiye'ye geçecek.
Köprünün üzerinde sizin nöbetçi asker ondan
pasaport ister.
Edison kimliğini gösterir ve der ki:
-Ben elektrik mucidiyim. Dünya beni tanır.
Pasaporta ne gerek var. Asker:
- Kanun bu, geçemezsin, der. Edison, askeri iteler:
- Çekil, der. Müftü, bu konuşmayı bitirmeden Yüzbaşı kızarak:
- Şerefsiz Edison! kendini ne zannediyor.
Hem pasaportu yok, hem askere hakaret ediyor.
Pasaportsuz geçemez tabiki. Müftü oradakilere dönerek:
- Edison, Irak'tan Türkiye'ye pasaportsuz giremiyor
da cennete nasıl pasaportsuz girer.
Cennetin pasaportu (Lâ ilaheillallah Muhammedün
Rasûlüllah)'tır.
Bu kabul edilmedikçe kimse cennete giremez...
Artı madem bu mantık ile düşünüyorsun yani elektrik ile yapılan ibadetlere ortak ediyorsun Edisonu Elektrik ile işlenen günahlarada edeceksin,
ALLAH kafirlerin yaptığı güzel işler için ya iman nasip eder yada ahiretteki hesabını hafifletir,
Fakat Allahın son kitabını ve Son Peygamberini kabul etmeyene cennet yoktur,
Bu konuda pek çok Ayet ve Hadis vardır.
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yilmazsertdemir · 5 years
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"EDİSON CENNET’E GİREBİLECEK Mİ?" sualine Cizre Müftüsünün cevabı: Sene 1960’ların sonu. Silopi o yılın Nisan ayında ilçe olmuştu. Silopi İlçe Kaymakamı, İlçe Jandarma Komutanı (Yüzbaşı) Hakimi, Savcısı ve Doktoru, sohbet ederken mevzu Elektriğe, oradan da Edison'a gelir. Kaymakam: - Bana göre Edison'un yeri cennettir. Bak onun icad ettiği elektrik yolları evleri aydınlatıyor. Hemen Yüzbaşı söz aldı: - Tabii ki cennette girecek, camiler ışıl ışıl, isteyen bu ışık altında Kur'an da okuyabilir. Bu tartışma devam ederken Doktor: - Gelin, Cizre'ye gidelim. Orada Mahmut Bilge adında bir Müftü var. Çok âlimmiş, onaan soralım, der. Atlarlar cipe, gelirler Cizre'ye müftünün yazıhanesine. Kendilerini tanıtırlar. Müftü efendi "buyur" eder. Oturur oturmaz Hakim: - Müftü bey bir sorumuz var sormaya geldik. Acaba elektriğin mucidi Edison, Cennette mi girer yoksa..... derken... Müftü sözünü keser: - Hele bir kahve içelim konuşuruz. İçeriden kahveler gelinceye kadar bir tanışma faslı olur. Bu fasıldan sonra Müftü, döner Yüzbaşıya: - Yüzbaşım sizin Habur Gümrük Kapısında bir askeri birliğiniz var mı? Yüzbaşı: - Var, der. Müftü devam eder: - Edison, Irak'tan Türkiye'ye geçecek. Köprünün üzerinde sizin nöbetçi asker ondan pasaport ister. Edison kimliğini gösterir ve der ki: -Ben elektrik mucidiyim. Dünya beni tanır. Pasaporta ne gerek var. Asker: - Kanun bu, geçemezsin, der. Edison, askeri iteler: - Çekil, der. Müftü, bu konuşmayı bitirmeden Yüzbaşı kızarak: - Şerefsiz Edison! kendini ne zannediyor. Hem pasaportu yok, hem askere hakaret ediyor. Pasaportsuz geçemez ki. Müftü oradakilere dönerek: - Edison, Irak'tan Türkiye'ye pasaportsuz giremiyor da cennete nasıl pasaportsuz girer. Cennetin pasaportu (Lâ ilaheillallah Muhammedün Rasûlüllah)'tır. Beyler, bu kabul edilmedikçe kimse cennete giremez. https://www.instagram.com/p/BwCA-qlnMSr/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=11iy76vgpjmnb
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crystallakec · 11 months
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did a little parody animation!
song:ハンマーを電波ソングにしてみた
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