Wanna know what I wished for over the candle stuck in a tub of dip? You're looking at it. Me with my two besties doing murder stuff.
Only Murders in the Building ◆ 3x09 "Thirty"
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I still don't have my life figured out, I haven't solved this case, and I have no place to live. Still lost. You don't have to have it all worked out. You've got time. Yeah, well, tell that to 10-year-old Mabel. This is a MASH from when I was a kid. You know, the game that tells you your future? Anyway, mine predicted that I would be married to Josh Hartnett, with two kids, driving a Honda Odyssey. I was so sure this MASH was right. I made my mom promise to send it to me when I turned 30. Came in the mail today, so perfect timing.
Only Murders in the Building ◆ 3x09 "Thirty"
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