Marriage headcanons - James Wilson x Fem!Reader

He cheats on you

You divorce

Romeo doddles

i cannot be thinking about tim wright in public

RIVER: So Missy, if it's not a personal question, why did you decide to, uh, upgrade your gender? MISSY: If it's not a persona question!? You can't GET more personal. RIVER: I know, I'm incorrigible. MISSY: The answer is, I don't know. I just woke up one day even more fascinating than usual. RIVER: So it wasn't deliberate? MISSY: You've regenerated haven't you? RIVER: Yeah, a couple of times. MISSY: Then you'll know. Sometimes, it's like playing pin the tail on the donkey during an earthquake. If you come out the other side with the right number of eyes that counts as a win. RIVER: So, do you feel different from how you were? MISSY: I feel like me. I felt like me before. Silly question.

There is no official transcript for me to screenshot and be annoying about so you get the whole audio clip. She is so transgender to me. like she gets it

Self portrait

Come on focus…

Soon, y’all. Soon.

Think we know who I’m choosing 😏😏

“Not all men” Oh Coriolanus Snow would do all that and worse but idc.

I hope neurotypicals can find something that make them as happy as me getting a notification there’s a 35 minute dndads vlog on the patreon. I can’t even watch it yet because I’m too giddy. I’m too excited to watch it. I’m gonna cry.

i like to think of jam as such a “would you love me in another universe” type of relationship. or what could’ve been? that’s what feels so tragic to me. like - jay could’ve been the only other somewhat close relationship tim had in his life other than brian. or if they had met under different circumstances, would it have been healthier? or even how jay felt? he said it himself he wasn’t exactly doing anything pre-mh. hmm. he felt less alone; but i can only wonder how else it could’ve gone if they were close in another scenario. or ; if they could’ve met in a less depressing part of their lives. they are like a book with the last pages ripped out!

god im not mad by Halsey fucking slaps

I hope you're okay, Roach. I don't know how things are going down right now, but I've seen the news about the Day of Hate being planned and I hope you're okay.

im actually out of state for a week visiting my mom, who has been having health problems! this is the first time i've cracked my computer open in a couple days. my opinion is that neo nazi groups love scaring the shit out of jews and making them look like they're hysterical crybabies who flip out over nothing. it's kinda like making the boy cry wolf when you're the wolf. but, crucially, neo nazis don't like going anywhere or doing anything. they're already desperately clinging to the delusion that they're genetically superior to everyone else because they're all of them not the kind of people who actually have anything to really be proud of.

i suspect that a couple dozen lazy, pathetic motherfuckers are going to run around with flags, make halfassed attempts to set stuff on fire or break some windows, then go home and triumphantly jack off in their sweaty gamer chairs while assuring each other online that they're real authentic hardasses. but like every single hate rally i've ever seen put into place peters out miserably the minute they get surrounded by counterprotestors. they're all a bunch of out of shape chickenshits who don't know what to do with themselves once they're actually peeled away from their poses.

like, look: this kind of bigotry is the ideology of the kind of people who are already scared to fucking death of a girl with blue hair and pronouns. they're a bunch of neurotic cowards desperately clinging to the fantasy of genetic superiority because they have nothing else going for them. they aren't brave, they aren't hard working, they aren't resilient, and they don't last any longer than it takes to get punched in the nose.

i mean, i don't want to sound like a callous asshole here, synagogues absolutely do need to be on high alert for shooters and bomb threats, because a few crazies somewhere, some time, are for sure coming for them. but this kind of operation is maximum fear inflicted for minimum calories expended, and it makes me want to lean out the window and make vigorous cranking gestures at the nearest nazi just to show how unbothered i actually am. if they're not gonna do much shit, i'm not gonna give much of a shit.

phone camera has really gotten better huh :0

anyhoo guess who's dyed silver!!

In Vegas and have no clue what day it is so @xenasaur and hoping its one of the days for pictures