stellaris is so fucking funny. i declare the prikkiki-ti a crisis before they even hit the crisis ascension perk hoping the galaxy would unify to kill them off before they became too much of a problem but every single empire hates each other so much all their borders are closed and they cant move their fleets. i focus on screaming internally at the hostile ai being as annoying as possible while still not being effective for like 2 hours and suddenly i get the notif that im galactic custodian. i didnt even know they were voting. laziest bunch of fucking hegemonic imperialists and fanatic militarists in the goddamned galaxies