Blueprint S9 E5: Freshman

making saw xi another hoffman movie is a fatal mistake because he lives to exist in opening/closing scenes and do nothing else. like he appears in the opening trap scene and is like Tch… Beginner’s luck. to the sucker in the trap bcuz he thinks he’s an anime protagonist and amanda is like Lol okay Dorkahontas and this makes hoffman furiously stark-raving mad, causing him to trip and fall down a trash chute and he is trapped in the Trash Room for the rest of the movie without ever being acknowledged. then insert post-credits scene that’s john & amanda finally finding him living amongst the rats in the Trash Room but now he has rabies. john is like “we might have to euthanize him” and that’s it THAT’S the only way hoffman should be appearing in saw movies.

STINKY BAG???

hm. i fucking hate how round my face is and I know i have a few years until t changes slow down but im starting to think about facial masculinzation despite it probably being the one surgery my family would disapprove of

Who the hell is Party Rock, and why is it in the house tonight

-@askingjeffwinger

PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHTTTT

this was me prepping for our New Merch Launch (Good Omens Parody Collection) today lol ☕️ stayed up til 5am and woke up by 8am, but our shop is LIVE and items are flying at Bentley miles per hour!!! you all are amazing, so glad you’re enjoying the new collection!! THANK YOUUU 🙏🔥

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tumblr infuriates me these days it really does and I don't just mean in a bad takes kind of way I mean the fucking interface. It won't load at all on desktop, whether I'm on my laptop or my big computer. It barely uploads gifs. Okay. Fine cool whatever I can use it on chrome on my phone. Okay but if I do that, all I can do is look through my dash and there's never anything for the things I like on there, so I have to go digging through blogs to get posts. Oh wait! You can't scroll through people's tags on their blog on chrome! Okay, so we'll just download the app that'll work. Okay, here we go, scrolling through tags reblogging stuff to queue - oh yeah, now the app will TAKE YOU BACK TO THE TOP OF THE PAGE IF YOU REBLOG ANYTHING IN SOMEONE'S TAG. WHATS THE FUCKING POINT THEN

can't fucking believe it. i looked up wirt and greg on google for art ref. okay.

and then this fucking thing shows up

[ID: Google search result in which Wirt and Greg appear in front of a pride flag that consists of yellow, orange, white, light pink, and pink stripes. It comes from X (or Twitter) and the text says, "🔞 Your Fave is Incestuous on X: "Wirt and [Greg]", the rest is cut off. /End ID]

WHY CAN'T YOU PEOPLE BE FUCKING NORMAL ABOUT SIBLINGS FOR ONCE.

encyclopedia gimmick blog but it's just replying to every other skill gimmick blog's posts with a link to a relevant wikipedia article

kinda want to make a blog where i just show my lizard posts and reply with a picture of her reaction

i kept seeing ppl say there were actual nazis on the most annoying tumblr user poll but not saying who they actually were so i went through the whole bracket thats still up on dni-archive and IM gonna say who they were. i found 2 or 3 blogs that i think fit this description... (image for reference

so yeah block siryouarebeingmocked and theconstitutionisgayculture those are the nazis from what i could find. tonyzaret also gives me "dank memes" cryptofascist vibes. PLEASE only block and if u find something actually worth reporting, great. please dont go harass ANYONE on this list i only have the screenshot here for reference in case u wanna go fact check for yourself.

other shitty ppl on this list include sixpenceee (obviously), takashi0 (shitty views abt feminism), owlvid (the zoophile and pedo accusations they spew), and a certain catgirl baeddel/TIRF i dare not mention lest i get anons saying they want to smash my head in with a brick bc im a gross trans MAN who believes in transmisandry

but yeah the thing about just having popular ppl on the list and ppl just submitting trans ppl and especially trans women on the list and having a big list of annoying ppl to go harass was. Not Good. even if some of the ppl on here do have Bad Opinions or have an active smear campaign against another tumblr blogger or are literal fascists.

I haven't been posting/drawing in the last little bit because my time and soul and heart has been entirely enraptured by this little thing!!!

This is Circe, she's absolutely unhinged and I cannot wait to bring her home.

I initially was trying to keep this blog an art blog, but that's gone out the window...also who would even complain abt baby cat pictures?

BUT LOOK AT MY DAUGHTER!!!

My father is now on a YouTube watching kick of dashcam car crash footage and silent films.

lan fan is my daughter

also you literally could not pay me to care about anything that happens in aasoj. idk i just can glean no sustenance from it

Explaining Monchu in the simplest terms:

China is a scaly and Mongolia is a furry and so their love is forbidden... 😢