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#not to mention that everyone but kettle wants to jump fitz’ bones
medievalthymes · 29 days
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the ass quest mountain crew is like if the scooby doo gang was doomed by the narrative
you got:
1. depressed himbo and his talking animal companion
2. everyone’s favourite funky (gnc) guy
3. the literal queen
4. coming to you live from jhaampe, interview with the witted bastard, news reporter: starling birdsong
5. a 300 year old lady fed up with all of them
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