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Already losing it over what's going to be my pfp for the month (I will switch it back to bbg helsknight (kiss mark edition) after october I promise. I could never leave bbg helsknight (kiss mark edition) for long..) spoiler !!! Its also helsknight 😁😁😁😁 (I am mentally unwell)
#parker rambles#look i just think hes neat#and nothing else#it definitely wasnt me that put the kiss mark on his cheek or anything#i swear#😁😁😁#so sane and normal#mhm yep definitely#rotating him in my mind#like a planet#not rotisserie chicken actually#he rotates on all axes#hence the like a planet tag#see?#completely sane and normal
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nah because crofty is genuinely insane because why would you say that about your coworker???? and to his face??? "this man knows lewis hamilton. friends, teammates, childhood buddies, rivals, everything but a lover." hello???? why are you saying that to nico rosberg's face???? why are you, as the lead f1 commentator, writing fanfiction about your coworker???? about him and his ex???? and also, what an insane thing to say about someone else's relationship!!! "everything but a lover"... just show them having gay sex onscreen, it would be less intimate than whatever the hell you just said.
#it's been almost 3 years since that happened and yet i still rotate that moment in my head like a rotisserie chicken#'everything but a lover'.... what a terribly intimate thing to say about another person#like isn't that more romantic than actually being someone's partner??? they are everything to you but a romantic interest#wow... they are your friend your brother the little butterflies in your stomach... everything and anything but a lover#because like you can live without a lover but can you live without the tender smile your friend gives you when something good happens?#can you live without the hugs and the shared podiums and the shared dreams and greece?#also imagine lewis coming home and eciding to watch a recap of the race and then crofty just says this... like what the fuck do you even sa#i just /know/ that the industry is scheming to bring them back together again bc what else could this have been?#david croft#lewis hamilton#nico rosberg#brocedes#f1
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HAPPY 16TH BIRTHDAY!!! To this elderly bapy boye!!! he...!!!
#cats#ghhbbb this is the first time I've genuinely considered tumblr blazing a post lol but no.. i shant.. I feel too weird putting financial#information into tumblr or whatever unless I made like a seperate bank account or something not associated with anyhting else lol#but I gave it serious contemplation which is really sayng something (the evil magical spell that all cats cast over u by their perfection)#ANYWAY.................... old man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#it's technically like march 8th but I did his party a little early. I have other pictures to post later maybe too..hrmm#The '1' candle is actually a '4' candle with the side part cut off because they didn't have any 1s#I went all out (like under $15 still lol) and got new birthday decorations for him instead of using the same old#ones from the past like 5 birthdays that I've done for the cats lol..#His theme was rainbows mostly in as light of colors as I could find#The legal age to drive a car in the US is 16 so.... honk honk beep beep.. I shall go out and buy him the most expensive car on the market#as soon as March 8th comes. then he can run little errands (probably mostly getting kibbles or chicken somewhere)#stealing the rotisserie chickens from walmart or something lol#AND they would let him have them. He would drive up and walk inside and they'd call the manager to come over#and they would be so moved by his presence and his big goofy stare that they would just be like..... okey.. have all the chicken in the#entire store. Actually. have the store. it's yours now. And This would continue all the way up the chain until he was handed#the entire walmart company. And every other company. a boy who owns everything. probably wouldnt use it for evil. he'd just abolish#everything and then focus on eating chickens.. ........ chibken son...
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can i request three somehow forced into a fake dating situation
Three stares directly into Martyn’s eyes. They are blue and of an average size. It feels as though maybe this should be against the rules, but according to the book it had read, this was… normal. A normal thing to do on a date. Look deeply into someone’s eyes. It would not be suspicious at all, even though Three isn’t really sure how to look more or less deeply into anyone’s eyes at all. Eyes are not flat, but even when Three Looks, it isn’t as though there is anything interesting in there.
Martyn is sweating somewhat. He looks away first.
Three’s pretty sure this counts as a victory, especially given Martyn can’t see Three’s face behind the mask anyway. It is good Three has now won the game of ‘staring lovingly into its date’s eyes’, because that had been a strange, threatening mortal ritual. It would rather not do that again.
“Haha, thanks again for agreeing to this date,” Martyn says, very suspiciously looking around the small cafe in a bustling semi-private Origins server. “It’s been so long since we’ve gotten to hang out like this. Gods, do I sound stupid.”
“You do,” Three says.
“You don’t have to answer those,” Martyn says.
“Will comply,” Three says.
“Oh, for the love of—we’re on a date. A date!” Here, Martyn winks obnoxiously. “It’s not a mission.” He winks obnoxiously again. “Besides, you should lighten up!”
“Will comply,” Three says.
“You know, I had forgotten how obnoxious that was,” Martyn says cheerfully. “Anyway, I should order us some drinks! Have some conversation! Keep an eye out around us, yeah, for our waiter?”
“You are not very subtle,” Three says.
“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” Martyn says. “Besides, honestly? I am really glad to just hang out with you. Because we’re dating! On this server for fancy couples. Yep.”
The problem is, of course, that a fancy origins server is a great place for the strangest of people to hide.
When Martyn had asked a favor, Three had been… uncertain. This was not because Three doesn’t care for Martyn—it does, greatly—or because Three didn’t want to see Martyn—they’d met up a few times before now, tentative and quiet and frustrated and all the things that were hard to explain, and then in all the ways they were okay again—but because Martyn, for all Three cares for him, is still an idiot.
Three is its own handler, now. It does not have to follow handlers that are morons. It had told Martyn this. When Martyn had stopped wheezing, he’d explained that it’d be fun. Not Listener business, he promised; he still hadn’t quite gotten out, but he wouldn’t drag Three in, Scout’s honor.
(Three believes him. It’s never been that Three doesn’t trust him.)
It was a friend of Martyn’s that had gone missing. Apparently, on some fancy modded server? And now, Martyn wanted Three to come help him do some recon because, quote, “Jimmy laughed at me until he cried and that hurt me a little bit, not going to lie, and I’ve used up the favors Ren owes me, and Oli was busy. Have you met Oli? You’d like Oli.”
(Three did not like Oli.)
Three agreed, despite its better judgement. The reason it thought this may be a poor plan was because—
“Ah, the lovely Valentines,” the waiter says. He gives them a plate of lovely heart-shaped calamari. Three wonders if they had belonged to heart-shaped squid. “It’s a lovely evening, isn’t it?”
“Yes, it’s wonderful here with my beloved!” Martyn says.
The waiter and Martyn both look at Three. Three doesn’t say anything and sits perfectly still.
“Um,” the waiter says.
“It’s for a health condition,” Martyn says, which technically isn’t a lie.
“Very well, sirs, although it may get in the way of the kissing competition!”
Martyn, who had just started sipping some wine, chokes on it.
“I will win the kissing competition,” Three says.
Martyn chokes harder.
“I will see you to it!” the waiter says. “And of course, our patented species comparability exam is the highlight of the evening.”
“Oh. I am not sure I can produce viable offspring,” Three says.
The waiter stares at Three. Three stares back, although not into the waiter’s eyes, as to not cause any confusion. The mask somewhat prevents that from working, though.
“Very well then,” the waiter says. “I suppose just—do you need help?”
“It knows what it’s doing,” Martyn hisses.
“I did do research before coming here,” Three says.
“I’ll just head on,” the waiter says, in a tone that suggests to Three that maybe it did not do enough research before agreeing to help Martyn.
Oh well.
At least the mask means it doesn’t have to keep a straight face as it picks Martyn off the ground and, completely flat in tone, says: “Do not die. I would be sad if you died of something as stupid as choking on wine.”
“I asked for this,” Martyn says.
“Yes,” Three says. “You did. That is why I am here.”
(Beneath the table, it grabs Martyn’s hand. Martyn squeezes Three’s hand back. It had missed him, though. For all they do not see each other often—)
(Well. It had missed him, though.)
#answered#ask game#strifetxt#solving counting sheep talk#a bee fic#not going to fandom tag this one because frankly scs always confuses me on whether it’d be rude to ;-;#anyway lei your brain is so huge. this is such an inherently funny concept.#hermitshipping#trafficshipping#I MEAN. NO THIS ONE IS PLATONIC ACTUALLY BUT I FEEL LIKE PEOPLE WHO HAVE THOSE TAGS BLOCKED WOULDNT WANNA SEE THIS#so I am BEING POLITE.#anyway I love solving counting sheep I should write side stories for it#I still periodically rotate three in my head like a rotisserie chicken.#THIS IS VERY STUPID BTW.#set nebulously A. Few? years after canon#up to you to decide EXACTLY win but it’s implied here some rats and some third life equivalent happened#so do with that as you will idk if that’s canon in my head but since its post fic canon who cares
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S03 x Ep. 17 "Sunday"
Stargate Atlantis
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#sga#stargate atlantis#Jason momoa#stargate#joe flanigan#Rotating this scene around in my head like a rotisserie chicken#This is actually the only scene in the entire episode#weird that they aired an episode that was only 40 seconds long#John sheppard#ronon dex
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Mild blood
When you watched your boyfriend destroy an entire population of squirrels...
#...this happened during a full moon#hes none the wiser.#(also i dont think Freddy would actually do it... hes a baby)#a friend said he'd tear up a rotisserie chicken though and i think thats funnier#tw mild blood#glamrock freddy#fnaf security breach#werebear#ven#doodle
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I was reading a post you made awhile back about naruto dying his hair red. And I read somewhere recently that naruto has minato's coloring but kushina's facial features and that's why nobody recognizes naruto as minato's son. So I was thinking, what if a bunch of senile old village grandma's with poor vision keep mistaking naruto for his mother and calling him kushina. And whenever they see him around the village they're always so aghast like "what did you do to your beautiful long red hair?!". So naruto eventually decides to grow his hair out and dye it red because the grandmas obviously think that long red hair is superior, and who is he to question the wisdom of nice grandma's.
This all, of course, leads to pre-genin kushina-lookalike naruto terrorizing the market with pranks. And giving anyone who had to deal with kushina in her youth war flashbacks. Just naruto being so obviously his mother's son that no one who was around for her reign of pranking terror can even look at him. That particular shade of red unearths some long buried fight or flight instincts.
I thought you were gonna say “kept mistaking him for his dad because they can only see his coloring and not his facial expressions clearly” but you went into a way better route
It would probably take a bit before his hair grows out long enough, so I’d like to think that when he first dyes it red, it gives everyone a vague sense of dread and they try to deny why they feel like that, until his hair finally grows out long enough that they have to come to terms with the Second Coming of Kushina™️
#Naruto and his connection to his mother is something that is so important to me actually#will be rotating this in my mind like a rotisserie chicken thank you!!!!#Naruto#uzumaki naruto#kushina uzumaki#ask box
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precious little bhaalspawn
#bg3#baldur’s gate 3#baldurs gate fanart#artists on tumblr#dnd#bg3 dark urge#cw blood#my art#he’s actually a sweetheart :(((( he’s resistinggggg and crying about it#anyways i am rotating him in my mind like rotisserie chicken at all hours
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i'm rotating that blorbo in my head like a rotisserie chicken
#actually a bunch of rotisserie chickens i might as well start a business lol#izzy hands#edward teach#stede bonnet#jim jimenez#ofmd#crowley#aziraphale#good omens#buck#eddie diaz#911#castiel#spn#etc etc etc i could spend centuries tagging this so i'll just stop here
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did you guys know that, well, the cruelty is the point
#i love this entire scene sooooo bad it's so delicious#flaunting the tadpole abilities and what he's capable of -- he's broken free of cazador somehow AND he can withstand the sun#and THEN once they leave. he attempts to manipulate tav in suuuuch a genuinely horrible way like#oh well of course i feel bad for them. i mean they're FORCED to do cazador's bidding. but no matter!#i'm fine sacrificing them for my own gain :) or rather... for OUR gain :)#this will keep both of us safe :) and... well... you want me to be safe right? :) you want me to be happy right? :)#this isnt him at his worst by any means but god it's soooo so good after how his act 2 arc is if youre romancing him#he's open and vulnerable and tells tav all about his plans and how he's been manipulating them this whole time#only to do it in a fun and new and interesting way all over again. but this time youre already 100% on his team#ANYWAY. i like when he's a bit fucking terrible#bg3#playing bg3#astarion#act 3 is really just a whole new beast to me at this point. how fun. i only got here once before and it was buggy and barely worked#sorry. i will be soooo deeply annoying as i rotate everyone in my head like little rotisserie chickens for the next few days#really thinking about how elluin is dealing with seeing this - she understands feeling like power will fix everything and keep her safe#but unlike astarion is capable of thinking long-term and about consequences#so this has her shaking in her fucking boots. and really has her grappling with the reality of their relationship#so until they actually get to the szarr palace and deal with the ritual... she's super withdrawn with astarion and even with the others#she wants him to be safe bc it means that she can realistically be safe since they're weird little mirrors for each other#but also. does safety exist without it becoming warped and horrifying#sorry. i will be normal again eventually
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Some sketches from the year because oops I haven’t posted in months
These two dummies live in my brain rent free
#world of warcraft#kaldorei#draenei#almaeth#vaard#dumb idiots being stupid and doing things#my art#who needs context for any of these#sorry for ghosting with my art#moved house and all that been very busy and stressed#so i havent actually drawn like even a little bit at all over the past few months#hopefully that'll change because i want to get these two out of my brain#rotating around like rotisserie chickens
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Level I: Poyomon
Level II: Tokomon
Level III: Tukaimon
Level IV: Devidramon
Level V: LadyDevimon
Level VI: Lilithmon
This is my personal partner digimon line as decided by random chance giving me both Ladydevimon and a Poyomon egg. Didn't want to use Blacktailmon for Level IV and thought Devidramon would be a unique choice to become LadyDevimon though the rest is probably typical choices especially Lilithmon lol.
I love them very much 💜
#in case you wonder why I reblogged a bunch of art of these guys suddenly#not that anyone actually cares lol#just rotating in my head like a rotisserie chicken and becoming obsessive#digimon#poyomon#tokomon#tukaimon#devidramon#ladydevimon#lilithmon#nightmare soldiers#virus attribute#digivolution line#partner digimon
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episode hasn’t even dropped yet but i am already obsessed with do more it’s my favourite eddie quote im tattooing it on the inside of my eyelids i am rotating it in my mind like a rotisserie chicken
#shush emma#911 spoilers#does rotisserie chicken actually rotate i’ve never seen one idk it just sounds right
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Very like me to come up with a scenario for my characters, rotate it in my mind until it could make a neat little comic mayhaps, and then continue rotating it until I realize the page count would have to be in two digits and it would, if I wanna do things properly, require some prep design work.
And then I'll be like cool, sounds like a lot of work but not insurmountable so let's go. But then it turns out the prep work is hard to get into amidst a fulltime job. So then, as I procrastinate, my mind slips and sure enough I have another little scenario that could make a neat little comic mayhaps in my hands.
#random musings#I'm trying to keep the Thugs and Birds setting as a low-pressure playground for myself#and just do little comic snippets if/as I see fit#so maybe I can one day graduate to continuing that one older long-form story I cooked up years ago#but I can't escape my mind that'll spin a story snippet like a rotisserie chicken until it's so fancy I have to actually Work for it#not sure I quite know yet how to keep things low-pressure for myself lmao
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giving constantine steel-toed solovairs is the funniest decision i've ever made bc i've forgotten how many times in the comics his winning method is just to kick someone straight in the balls.
#( ooc. ) OUT OF CIGS.#headbutts and crotch kicks: the constantine method#he's shit at fighting so if he Has to be in one he goes for the one hit stun wherever possible#anyway it occurs to me that i talk about canon so much that i've all but forgotten how many little details i've given him myself#i should make a masterlist of all the stuff i've tweaked and changed over the years#also i should actually write up all the changes i've made to azzarello's stories bc fuuuuuuck that guy#i am endlessly rotating constantine in my mind like a rotisserie chicken & i forget to write half of it down most of the time#sched.
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Have you seen my wife?
Now you have!
#sugary spire#pizzelle#rosette#gummy worm confecti#marshmallow dog#note that the marshmallow dog comes from an upcoming level that the devs teased in a video#NOT A LEAK#i will never ever share leaked stuff and neither should you#so with that out of the way#bwaaaah i wuv her sm#she has been rotating around in my mind like a rotisserie chicken for a while now#and yes that is my actual art style in the top right corner#she looks so cute uwaaaah#kisses her
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