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#nooo she's ASLEEP asleep on the blanket 😭😭😭😭
uncanny-tranny · 5 months
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I laid out the crochet blanket I'm making for my cat, and she's lying on it even though she can only fit two thirds if her body onto it right now and this is making it all worth it 😭😭😭😭
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star-sim · 4 months
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"nooo! she's taken!" ☆ enha maknaes
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☆ non-idol! bf! enhypen maknaes x celebrity! fem! reader ☆ summary: you are a very well-loved celebrity, and your relationship is finally revealed to the public. ☆ genre: fluff, another poor attempt at humor, it's very silly ☆ warning(s)? none! lmk if you'd like to see this w the hyungs! hyung ver.
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sunoo ☆
so youre a famous actress
you have your official instagram account
and then your personal one, that you only allow family and personal friends to follow
sunoo, your bf, also has an account on instagram
since most of you friends and family know him, it's not uncommon for him to take your phone and post on your personal account
one of those "hai guys i stole her phone 🤭"
all in good fun
so one night, you and sunoo and cuddling
it was one of those vibey nights
the lights were dim, candles lighting up the room with their orangey hue, light music playing in the background
laying on you and sunoo's shared bed, his face buried into the crook of his neck while you run your fingers through his hair
its honestly so soft and warm and comfy :]
the two of you aren't really talking to each other, just basking in each other's presence
and eventually you begin to doze off
at first sunoo was like "baaaaabee!! why did you stop touching my hair"
but then he realized you were asleep
so after givng your cheek a soft peck, and tucking you into the soft blankets
sunoo physically goes >:]
he takes your phone and decides that he's going to spam your personal account
because tbh he does this a lot and it's funny for everyone involved
sunoo takes very silly pictures of you and him
pictures of you sleeping, ones at very silly angles (ik he takes the most FOUL 0.5s)
on your story he posts them with also very ridiculous captions
theres one of you sleeping with the caption "mimimumuimuiu"
another fisheye lens one of sunoo with the caption "hai i stole [name]'s phone 😈"
but he also posts some sweet ones
like one where you're dozing off in his arms w the caption "she's so cute"
sunoo gets mushy at some point
like his captions go from funny to "im so happy that i get to call myself [name]'s boyfriend, i feel so lucky to be with such a beautiful and talented woman"
that's great!
really!
that's wonderful!
but.
there's just one problem
one
teeeeeeensy
weeeeeeeeeensy
problem
he was using the wrong account.
he was posting all this on your official, business, 7.8 million follower, instagram account.
and not your personal account.
!!!!!
😱😱😱
he doesn't notice until 20 minutes later his phone blows up with articles and text messages
and when he notices
sunoos like OH SHIT
he shakes you awake
and poor boy is so apologetic :(
"baby i'm so sorry i didn't mean to out our relationship like that i should have been more careful-"
but when he explains it to you
you kinda just laugh
and go back to sleep
HELP
sunoo deletes the stories but people already screenshotted them
yeah... so this blows up
i feel like they would become memes
like the ones of you sleeping become reaction memes or even worse part of those tiktok meme slides LMAOAOAO
a lot of people think it's adorable
and you do too
but sunoo is so embarrassed
poor boy
he was writing out entire think pieces on your instagram story oml
OH MY GOD I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING TERRIBLE
there's definitely articles that come out about this
and yk how on articles theres a title page with images
one of the images is of you ofc
all these news outlets use your super professional HD MODEL pictures of you
like ones where youre a goddamn SMOKE SHOW, the "who is she?" ones, the ZOOWEE MAMA ones...
and then they use one of the foul images that sunoo takes of himself that are like 3 pixels
like the 0.5 lens ones 😭
nevertheless, there is a happy ending
everyone thinks its so sweet
including you
and when people bring it up on interviews you're able to just laugh about it
<3
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jungwon ☆
we joke abt jay and sunghoon and sunoo having mad side eyes
but i think we forget the FATHER of INSANE SIDE EYES
YANG JUNGWON HIMSELF
you're a singer/artist
and you just released a new EP!
on tiktok, you're making promotional videos to promote your new songs
looking like a cutie, popping off, as you always do!
anyways in many of them
you're in front of a glass door
or a mirror
so as youre being an absolute cutie promoting your song, in the background in the reflection you can see jungwon making faces
NOT BECAUSE HE'S MAKING FACES AT YOU
but bc sometimes there's ppl walking by and being judgy
jungwon is giving them mad stink eyes and it's caught in the reflection of your videos
i don't think a lot of ppl notice it until someone points it out
and when they do
theyre like
WHO TF IS THAT 😭
ppl are making tiktoks simply zooming into his face LMAOAOAO
and then a few days later
the paparazzi released pictures of you walking with jungwon, holding hands and on a date
and when ppl see it
theyre like
hmm...
that guy looks a lot like the guy in the reflection...
and then the dots connect
like sunoo, i think jungwon is embarrassed
everytime someone brings it up jungwon hides his face in your neck
and he wears that cute little bashful grin
but honestly it's cute
so just hug him and kiss his lil cheeks and he'll be okay
it kinda becomes viral on tiktok
so you make a few video stitches about it
you stitched the og video that pointed out jungwon's face in the background
your stitch was just a video of jungwon being embarrassed and freaking out
like bro was on the floor, hands in his hair
jungwon was in the trenches sorry 😭
there's another stitch where jungwon explains himself
he's dressed in a suit and tie and speaking so formally like he was making an apology video or something
"i would like to address a recent clip of me making inappropriate facial expressions-"
"babe you don't need to be so formal, it's a tiktok"
"you shant say that, i must do this for this is my will"
BRO WAS FIGHTING FOR HIS LIFE ☠️☠️☠️
#freejungwon
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riki ☆
youre an actress that's very popular
except some ppl hate you bc they think hating popular people makes them interesting *eye roll*
safe to say.... riki is your NUMBER ONE DEFENDER
like he is the ring leader to all of those [name] stan twt group chats
he's the one leading those discord raids on your hate groups OH MY GOD 😭
he has multiple accounts and he fights every person that dares tarnish your name
twitter is his battlefield and the keyboard is his sword
anyways one day riki is so deep into an internet fight that he GETS DOXXED 😭😭
like it wasn't even graceful
i think he'd make fun of one of your haters
and the hater goes "wanna see something funny? :)"
and BOOM
ADDRESS
IP ADDRESS
FULL NAME
PERSONAL EMAIL
PHONE NUMBER
dont actually dox people guys its not funny
when riki gets doxxed they get his full name right
and the hater, his assailent, and their little posse start searching his name on social media to further dox him
and BOOM #2
THEY FIND HIS INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT
now riki isn't stupid
so his ig acc is private
however.....
the profile picture of his acc is a selfie of you and him kissing
they also did research on him and found out that you and him went to the same high school...
in fact they found miscellaneous pictures posted online of you and him a few years back... holding hands n shit....
OH
SHIT
this goes viral over night
like
its so bad that even news headlines are covering it
"TWITTER USER @[NAME]LUVER1209, HOT ACTRESS [NAME]'S MOST NOTORIOUS INTERNET DEFENDER, IS REVEALED TO BE HER BOYFRIEND 😱😱😱"
i feel like the public's reaction to this would be really light-hearted
like i think mst ppl would be cheering riki on
"he's so real"
"oh my god i think i was mutuals with @[name]luver1209"
"this is what true love looks like"
you have super loyal fans and riki's mutuals so they support you too
except i do think theyd be in shambles, but in good fun
"i just found out [name] has a bf im going to flush myself down a toilet"
"i can't believe she chose @[name]luver1209 when his fancams are so shit... THAT SHOULD BE ME!!!'
"i've been here waiting in line for three years and this random @[name]luver1209 swoops in and takes my woman..."
riki's stan account gains a lot of followers
and so with your permission
he posts a selfie of you and him
probably with a cheeky caption like "KISS MY ASS!!!!"
i feel like people go back and watch old talk show interviews and stuff
and if you zoom in
you'll see riki in the front rows cheering the loudest 😭
bro is everywhere
in the future there's def a moment where like
you're at a live talk show
and the host asks you about the fiasco
and you can literally just point to him in the audience like
"yeah my boyfriend's right there-- hi baby!"
and riki from the audience, behind his phone that he's using to record you like its a fancam, is like "hi baby!" back
i dont think the media even calls him riki, he's stuck as @[name]luver1209 forever
not that he minds
😭😭😭
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hyung ver.
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I ADORE your Dallas x single mom fic if possible could you do one where ally calls Dallas dad? I think that would be so cutee. no worries if not xx
Omfg! I literally love this!! I love you for requesting this 😭!
Also PLEASE do requests your ideas to keep this series going! I love y’all’s ideas and the things y’all come up with! Y’all are so creative! 💛💕🫶
Dallas x Single mom! Reader (pt 6)
It was the next morning and you look over to see Dallas watching tv and Ally sleeping next to him.
“I just…want dad..” you heard her mumble in her sleep.
You were confused.
She never met her dad.
You looked at her with a confused expression.
“The fuck..” you said under your breath.
“What?” Dallas said, wondering what’s up with you.
“She just said she wanted her dad. She has never met him before.”
He paused.
He shrugged his shoulders.
“Maybe she saw a picture of him and knew it was him.”, he said, eating the rest of his chips.
You thought for a moment.
There was no way she could have seen him.
You never kept the pictures.
“But..I don’t have any pictures of him.”
You decided to just give up.
A few minutes later Ally woke up, wrapping the blanket around her.
“Mommy..I’m hungry..” she said, still half asleep.
She scooted next to Dallas, sitting next to him with her head against his side.
“Dad..I’m thirsty..”
He almost choked on his chips while you had your hand covering your mouth in shock.
“What did you say, love?” You asked her.
She looked at you, looking like she was about to pass out.
“I said I’m thirsty.”
You paused.
“No. What did you say before that?”
Maybe you misunderstood her.
“Oh…I said dad? I think?”
You were shocked and confused.
Dallas, however, wasn’t even concerned.
He was smiling like an idiot.
“Yeah. Y/N. She’s thirsty. Come on, boo. Let’s go get some juice.” He said, picking her up and carrying her to the kitchen.
You followed, not being able to speak.
Dallas say her at the table and grabbed her some juice and made her some cereal.
Hell, if you didn’t know about his reputation, you would think that he was a real stay-at-home dad.
“Thank you, dal-dal.” She said, sipping her juice.
He was kinda disappointed that she didn’t call him dad that time.
“Um..anything else you wanna say?” He said, trying to get her to take a hint.
“Um…I love you?” She questioned.
He zoned out.
“Yeah..uh love you too.” He said as he exited the kitchen.
Dallas came back with a new set of clothes for her that you got.
He helped her pick out what she wanted to wear.
Which was a cute jumper with flowers on it.
“Why am I getting dressed, mama?”
You decided to speak.
“Hey. Uh..Ally. I registered you into preschool..last week and uh you start today.”
“What?! Nooo.” She whined.
“I know, boo. I should’ve told you earlier but it’s okay because I got you a backpack and all your school supplies.” You said, showing her the backpack you got her.
Her face lit up.
“That’s mine?!” She exclaimed.
“Yeah!” You put the backpack on her and put her school supplies in the backpack.
You packed a lunch for her with a snack and attached it to her backpack.
You knew she was gonna be a little late because your alarm didn’t go off and you had yet to get everything she needed.
“Come on! You’re gonna be even more late than you already are!”
You did her hair and got everything ready.
“Hey dal, can you walk with me to take her to the school? I don’t wanna walk back by myself.” You said, picking her up.
“Of course, doll.” He said, taking her out of your arms, snatching her up for himself.
The whole way there he couldn’t stop tickling her.
“Dally! Stophahah.”
“Okay okay.”
“We’re here Ally.”
She looked at you two like she was gonna cry.
“I’m scared.”
Dallas bent down and hugged her.
“It’s gonna be alright, doll. You’re tuff. You got this.”
She smiled.
“Okay love y’all! Bye mom!”
She went down the sidewalk before running back to Dallas.
She gave his leg a big hug.
“Bye dad!” She said as she ran off.
Dallas didn’t know what to do.
“Uh..bye!”
“Okay let’s go back.” He said, trying to avoid the school.
You punched his shoulder playfully.
“You might as well be her dad.” You laughed.
“Bitch..I AM. Her dad. I’m awesome too.” He said as a joke, being silly.
“Yeah yeah.”
You both walked home together, occasional playful pushes and shoves to each other.
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themountainsays · 2 years
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Speaking of black moth Mirabel being abandoned and miserable what if she has been sickly all her life and family assumes she's inbred but it's actually that no one is caring for her and doing the things that prevent her from getting sick like making sure she's feed and living in a room that fully shielded from the elements. (To avoid contact with the abomination they move her out of nursery and into some sort of closet made to store tools and other things you don't need that often.) This is how Isa gets involved deciding she needs to care for her. Also I wonder what the town thinks of her if they even know why she didn't get a gift.
xm,mxcvxv,dm,mdv,mdfs nooo dude poor girl 😭 i cry thinking abt her being THAT severily neglected. Though I'm sure they don't pay a lot of attention to her, especially if she doesn't seek it, especially if, in this AU, she's not as focused on proving herself and more interested in moving out of the way and being as little of an unconvenience as possible, complaining very little if not at all, and tolerating imperfect conditions if it means not burdening anyone. So, if she's cold at night and needs more blankets, or if the mattress gets old and her back hurts, or if the she neglects to ask for food when she's hungry, or if she avoids meals with her family altogether after aunt Pepa got mad with her earlier, or if she accidentally ruined one of Isabela's flowers arrangements and got yelled at, or if Alma is, once again, chastising her over any little thing she does because she can't stand the sight of her... then maybe she's not exactly sickly all the time, but her immune system and general state isn't the best: lack of sleep makes her tired, hunger makes her less productive etc. Casita wants to help, of course, but she can only do so much, especially after Mirabel begins to hide her needs even from her.
I don't think they'd move her out of the nursery. If Pepa thought Antonio needed to live alone (which is a plot point I feel conflicted about), I think Mira would move somewhere in Julieta's room, probably with a bed of her own, in a warm, safe place, though she'd also try to Never Ask For Anything so even though Julieta tries to make sure she's comfortable whenever she isn't cooking or exhausted from cooking all day... it's still not nearly as good as the first time she fell asleep in Isabela's bed, which was impossibly soft, had a healthy mattress and pillows, clean sheets... it was so warm and comfy, especially when she was cuddled into her big sister's side, that for once, she wanted to fall back asleep and not get out of bed, which is rare for her, because her own bed is so uncomfortable, she almost can't see the moment to wake up and start the day because she hates sleeping on it. But it's insane the amount of comfort you can get when you ask for it and people care enough to listen,
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