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dykezekiel ยท 8 months
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you know what? i'm good. cause it's not gonna happen for it. if it's not happening here, then it's definitely not happening at emerson, okay. im done tryna sow my damn oats. im PACKING up my vagina and and i'm FUCKING matthieu. That's the only hope for me. it's me and Matthieu, man. and cause hes gay and fearless, he's probably gonna fuck me without protection! Then im gonna get pregnant. we're gonna have to join a church. He'll be the gay pastor. MY WHOLE LIFES FUCKED!! and yeah sure his sermons are good but everyone knows he's fruity! everyone knows he's fucking fruity!! By the way our son hezekiah HATES US cause he KNOWS we're both closeted but we try to make it work for him, but he's not happy, and yeah, guess what? the deacons FUCKING the evangelist man! He's FUCKING the evangelist!... I don't want to live like that ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ will you come visit us on sundays will you PLEASE come and visit us on Sundays ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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