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jrueships · 2 years
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I feel like the nfl is pretty much all “slightly ugly overconfident skrunklies”
and GOOD FOR THEM!!! good for them !!
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We, as a SPORTS SOCIETY need MORE of THIS !!!!!! Not only because it's FUNNY (me when i declared myself the best in the draft then get drafted 4th overall with someone in MY position getting one (1) spot higher than me precisely) but because it's STRAIGHT and TO THE POINT! Not needlessly rude or demeaning like 'im better than so n so cus he's 'soft' and shows emotion, unlike ME, emotionally stunted man 545', just??? Better? AND THATS ALL YOU NEED TO SAY! no need to let suckas simmer when shits already steamy !!!
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 2 months
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Lan Wangji Goes To Lotus Pier AU: Part 4: Deranged Bedfellows
(Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4.5)
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#mdzs au#lan wangji#nie huaisang#Yungmeng Jiang training arc AU#This is the *first* part of what was supposed to be a much longer comic (LWJ's morning routine in full).#I'll finish the remaining part as a reblog to this post! I just think this is the funnier chunk.#Lan Wangji absolutely is the kind of person who has a perfect internal alarm clock for when it is time to get up.#He already has a dedicated sleep schedule. He is accurate within 10 seconds of 5am every day.#I think the Jiang disciples are most likely used to waking up around 6:00-7:00am#But the allure of having a guaranteed time keeper getting you up in the morning is worth the earlier hour.#I imagine they started outside lwj's door and slowly moved closer as the weeks went on.#Now LWJ has to cope with being way too warm in the night from all the extra body heat.#LWJ is not a fan of this but they scamper off immediately after he wakes up and they at least show initiative to follow routine.#NHS joins in only because he is a chronically heavy sleeper and needs this level of intervention to get up early.#His boldness would be a death sentence in the cloud recesses but here? Whole new game.#Yungmeng Jiang isn't a lawless land. It's just a land with different laws.#And one of those laws is to forcefully domesticate the catboy coded Lan boy through any means necessary.#Completely different tangent: I drew the thumbnail for this before I did comic 134. I then realized they had the same visual gag.#So I had to space this one out so it didn't seem like I repeated the waking up joke. That's my secret and all of you have to keep it.#And in my land the law is that snitches get itches (telepathically transfers hives onto your body)
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asavt · 6 months
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"Please enjoy the freedom I deny to myself don't have"
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ciderjacks · 7 months
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the thing is whenever I see discourse on who can “really” use disabled accommodations coming from people with invisible disabilities I’m like. Ok. You guys need to realize being physically disabled does not automatically equal “I get access to all the cool disabled stuff now”, if you don’t actually need it, don’t fucking use it. It doesn’t matter if you’re physically disabled or not, if you don’t need the big bathroom or the special seats or whatever, then don’t use it bruh.
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TWO xigbars in ONE week ?? preposterous
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sparklyslug · 1 month
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Don’t be fooled by her tattoos and Fall Out Boy concert t, local grandpa is listening to her Bruce Springsteen Faves playlist and watching Columbo at the gym
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Hi Alastor! I have a question
If Zestial was to aid you a fight (hypothetically you both get ambushed when near each other) do you think he'd use weapons or have more magic based combat?
An odd hypothetical, seeing as we don't often happen across each other. But, in this scenario, both of us would be quite well off with our natural abilities alone. Besides that, I doubt he makes a habit of keeping lethal weapons on his person on a casual stroll about town. So, he would use magic based combat, as you put it, as would I.
Signing off
~Alastor :)
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showinalittlelife · 10 months
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hi hello
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royalreef · 3 months
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The sea, cast against nothing but grey and featureless skies for miles and a furry of white blanketing everything else, is a dark and deep black like rough-cut glass, cresting up into peaks of cutting froth and diving back down into blessed darkness in each valley they leave behind. In a world as monochrome as this, even with the froth and the movement all around, the little spec of pink that floats up is hard to miss. It's framed by nothing but the ink around itself, the only feature against the stark nothingness above, and even though it's the gold of her crown that peeks slyly above the water first, it's the rose of her nose that stands out the most.
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Really, that's all she has to lift up and out of the water, even if she hates revealing that much to the open air. The wind bites at her nostrils as she exhales, sending up a thin plume of smoke and seawater into an icy mist. The inhale hurts, and she can feel the difference as she refills her air bladders, her lungs, both in equal measure. This purpose is uncommon, but it can be nice, even when she has other methods of breathing too.
Her nose pinches shut as she slips beneath the water again. Technically, it's cold too, down here, but Miranda only knows this by technicality, not by sense. It's never felt cold to her. That kind of awareness is only born out of difference, out of vast and moody swings in a medium that she's grown more familiar with in time, but does not exist here. Her body exchanges the temperature for her, manages it for her, shares it with the water that becomes her lifeblood, so she's only recently become aware that her body could feel something like the terrible winds from above down to its core. If she had to guess, or to describe it to those whom such things come more innately, she might describe it as always feeling just the right amount of warm. To understand that she was a different temperature than the world around her, yes, but to never get too warm, hot blood carried out to her extremities to cool, and to never get too cold, keeping cool blood in her core until it warmed beside her organs and her beating heart.
She hadn't known before, a need to maintain such things, and she doesn't feel it now. Even as terribly cold as it is above, even as much as the smallest lift of her nosecrest back above hurts her, it is not so cold down here. It is the same temperature it always is, the same way it has always been, and it holds her body and buoys her up as though she is nothing more than another part of the currents that flow through the water around her.
It does bring comfort, shielding her the very moment she slips back under, and as she vanishes back beneath the endless black, the red of her body gone as quickly as she appeared, the biting cold of the wind vanishes too. Nothing else remains above the water line as a reminder, the eternal whiteness of ice forgetting as soon as this moment too passes into memory.
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floralovebot · 1 year
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I talk a lot about how different fanon!Helia is from canon!Helia but not enough but how bad it is for all the characters.
Like you have Riven going from this insecure teenage boy who lashes out at anyone who challenges him to this suave bad boy who could kill the winx. People seeing Stella as a stuck up brat, thinking that she loves Bloom more than the other winx, or that she would ever choose to be selfish in ways that hurt the other characters. Or Flora going from this fairly confident young girl who loves to meet new people and hangout with others to an introverted shy mess who never speaks up and would never say something sarcastic. Not to sound like a bitch but I really do think it's time the fandom stops pretending we're better than other fandoms and don't have Fanon Versions because we do and it's messing with y'alls perception of canon so fucking bad
#theres a time and place for fanon and its not pretending that fanon IS canon#and like listen#there's a big difference between having headcanons and fanonizing a character so badly that theyre basically a different character#im not saying its Bad to have headcanons or to disagree with canon#everyone does that its normal and healthy for fandoms#that sounded SO online good god#but also recognizing that your headcanons are Just headcanons is also necessary?#and recognizing that sometimes headcanons have been disproven by canon or aren't backed up at all#and not acting like your fanon version Is canon or is better than canon?#like genuinely think some of you dont even like canon winx and you just like the fanon versions of them in your head#like no sorry but flora isnt the fumbling shy mess who can't even speak to the others#stella isnt the dumb selfish princess who can't fight and wouldn't protect her friends#aisha isn't the Super Independent Woman who hates all men (also a very racist trope)#musa isnt that I Hate Everyone bitch who would dropkick the winx and physically abuse riven#i could go on and on like im sorry but the fanon versions of them are So Bad rn its so weird to me#like... fanon has always existed but i dont think its ever been this bad? usually Extreme Fanon only happened when someone hated a characte#like people usually only mischaracterize them when they Hate them but now im seeing people who Love them do it#i dont understand what happened why has fanon gotten so bad recently??#also Im Sorry if any of this sounds targeted or extra bitchy i promise im not talking about anyone specific and im not Trying to be mean#i just really hate going into a character tag and seeing post after post of people going 'riven would kill sky if he got the chance'#and i dont mean the clearly joke posts i mean the Very Genuine Headcanon posts like what the FUCK are you people talking about#i genuinely think some of you got your degrees from the fanon university instead of the canon uni#please rewatch the entire first three seasons at your earliest convenience or your degree will be revoked#ajhdglagd#like not to sound mean but i think there was an influx of people who only vaguely remembered the show and got the rest of their info#from random tumblr posts instead of yknow. the actual show#oh i am very complainy today time to do something more productive and less chronically online
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ahalliance · 1 year
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the possibility that jack manifold may react to everymanhybrid once he’s done with marble hornets . breathes heavily /pos
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swoopyswish · 8 months
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omg... the person replacing me at my job when i leave in two weeks just emailed us to say she can no longer do it (for very valid personal reasons)... no end in sight, i fear
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vynegar · 2 years
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yeah i’m gonna cave and go for his MR as well. what can i say, i’m a sucker for when the light & dark/contrast theme shows up in vyn cards
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bumblingbabooshka · 2 years
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And I don’t want your pity - I just want somebody near me.
#T'Kona means (according to the website I skimmed) 'go from this place alone' or 'leave and never return'#WE DID IT FOLKS!!! WE GOT MITSKI!!!#everyone's favorite character can have a lil Mitski as a treat#thinking about Tuvok being kinda traumatized after the events of Repression where he got his mind messed with without his knowledge#and wanting to talk to someone about it but he doesn't have anyone he thinks would understand...not /really/...#Janeway would be understanding and kind and listen to him but she wouldn't /understand/ - she's human - she doesn't know#what a mind means to a Vulcan - how violating and frightening that loss of control is (especially under such terrifying circumstances -#being kidnapped and also made to forget it) Tuvok prides himself on his control and having that taken away...AAA!?#And then I was like Tuvok definitely extra prides himself on his control because of his experiences as a child having to really /work/ at it#and knowing the cost of losing it#I think being sent the Vulcan monastery was both a necessary thing and a traumatic experience - the kid was BANISHED from his home#so it was essentially 'go to the monastery or be out on the streets' so he kind of HAD to go and it was necessary bc Vulcans do HAVE to#control their emotions but also DAMN. Imagine being a teenager and your dad just says 'You have to go#and don't come back until you're better.' and it's REALLY either go live in this strange new place or die I guess#teenaged Tuvok is shown as being angry/impulsive which makes sense for the situation but I wonder if later on into his stay that anger fades#and he's left with sorrow and guilt and mixed emotions about what happened#in my mind the Vulcan monk that's in charge of him writes to Tuvok's father about his progress and Tuvok occasionally meekly asks if#his father wants to see him - does his father want him to come home? What did his father say? First with anger then trying not to care then#one day he cries a little and admits that he wants to see his father#When Tuvok comes home his father asks only once if Tuvok harbors any ill will towards him for sending him away#and Tuvok hesitates before saying 'No. It was necessary.' and his father nods.#'Good. Then you have indeed fully controlled your emotions.'#and Tuvok sort of glows with the praise and sort of feels...uncomfortable. unsatisfied? He still feels...bad. about what happened.#Then he swiftly takes that 'bad' feeling and shoves it as deep down as he possibly can and locks it up and throws away the key#and resolves to never ever examine it.#Anyway...headcanon that Vulcan eyes turn yellowish when they cry#Tuvok art#Tuvok#st voyager#st voyager art
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obstinaterixatrix · 1 year
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okay I need to extend scene 4 by a page and I actually have been… mostly? Starting from the first panel down but this time I need to go full reverse and start from the last panel
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redshoes-blues · 5 months
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It’s so wild having money that I’m allowed to spend? On things that aren’t bills? And there’s more of it coming in every month?
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