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shandzii · 1 year
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bluegekk0 · 6 months
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Do you think Grimm ever gets annoyed about the fact that his cloak constantly drags on the ground, with all the potential dirt and grime it might accumulate? Or does he just occasionally set himself on fire to get rid of it
his cloak is a funky thing, i imagine it's almost alive on its own, similar to his tendrils in the nightmare realm. it can change shape and length at will, so i imagine most of the time it hangs slightly above ground. of course, it takes a while for it to "retract" to the original shape whenever he uses them as tendrils, so it does occasionally catch some dirt, which he finds slightly irritating
whenever that happens, he usually just washes it with water, especially if he also gets blood splattered on it. but i do like the idea of him setting himself on fire to get rid of any stains that can't be washed off. not sure if he'd do that very often, after all, it does use his powers which aren't as unlimited as before his banishment. but if there's no other option, then yeah, i could see it
though i also fancy the idea of him getting a new cloak after every ritual. considering its strange properties, it would make sense if it was somehow connected to nkg as opposed to being a regular piece of clothing that he animates, so if he's getting a new body, why not a new, clean cloak? that would certainly solve the issue of stains that can't be removed
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fire-bay · 4 years
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reasons grimm is better than the nightmare king: 1) has some MANNERS and CLASS. you would think a god could afford to do a little bow, some greetings, something but noooo he just teleports in. absolutely pathetic, NO style. if i wanted teleportation i could go to the soul sanctum mr """"nightmare""""" king
Honestly, Grimm showing courtesy and bowing to you makes him 1000% better than nightmare "I'm going to blast out of an eldritch god heart to just start beating the shit out of you,and not even give us a small head nod" king Grimm
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saturno-sol · 3 years
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The Brainrot has gotten to me
WELL HERE YOU GO FOLKS (almost) ALL MY NOTES ON WYRMTHREAD (Chantilly/Quezal) both in Canon and in a Happier AU because yes Most put under a readmore because its over 1K long and the very end has some suggestive things because I’m allowed to think like that too so just as a heads up
Anyways here
Canon Codex
Do not establish a relationship outside of a blooming interest in each other that gets nipped in the bud due to...yeah cries 
So let us not delve too deeply into Canon rn, and sadly since the plot absolutely needs Chantilly gone to progress we turn to HAPPIER AUS!!!!! :DDDDD because I drove myself deep into brainrot and aoughhhhghhhghhhhghh
Songs I associate with canon because music is good- 
I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO DANCE by Tyler the Creator
Mr Loverman by Ricky Montgomery
Rest Easy, I’ll See You Again by Cuco (the title is a LIE) 
Pain by Pinkpantheress
La Gata Bajo la Lluvia by Rocío Dúrcal
The Night We Met by Lord Huron (thank you Jaxx) 
Noche No Te Vayas by Los Tres Caballeros 
Better Timeline AU!!!! 
Placeholder name but honestly it might stick because I’m too lazy to think up of a better one hghfdnkj, am open to suggestions tho
Basic Premise of this AU: Through some magic fuckery or whatever, Chantilly is allowed out of the Troupe and decides to tag along with our funky wyrm gal because nowhere else to go/hrnng big lady pretty. They actually do start going out and it turns out hey! They like each other, like a lot. 
They like each other so much that they get married and bam, WyrmThread real 
This is great because not only is my otp now canon and alive, Fuego (and later on Lune when Fuego adoptskidnaps them into the family) now has both parents! And they love their kids sm like damn do not get in between them else you want to get yeeted to Unalive World. 
In this one, the motivations for [REDACTED] have now morphed into somewhat the same way in terms of being dealt with but now we got the lacey boy to help Quezal do [SPOILERS], fight [SPOILERS] and help complete [SPOILERS] and help establish her empire. (I’m sorry but I am not revealing any important Codex spoilers yet)
“Will you be the Malfina to my Connecticut Clark?” 
Girlboss and Malewife, except they’re both still murderous and would happily see you to your grave if you intervene with any of their plans. I’ve given Chantilly throwing knives :) because he deserves to be dangerous. 
He deserves to look cool!! With knives!!! Fighting alongside his wifey!! 
Of course NKG fucks off when Chantilly leaves the Troupe but I love to think of him being akin to a disapproving in-law (“Really Chantilly?? You run off and marry some wyrm that didn’t even have a kingdom to begin with? Have the standards of the Nightmare Vessels deteriorated as time went on?”) 
Chantilly is somewhat concerned that Fuego is much more, for lack of a better word, feral than a regular Grimmchild would be but he doesn’t regret the decision to have him. He loves his bitey son even if he scratches through fabrics like water. 
And Quezal enjoys having another person to coil around and snarl at anyone that gets too close to them. It does take a while until they’re like velcro due to her issues with touch being equated to violence (Thanks dad /s) but once she overcomes that fight or flight response she absolutely does not let go of him. 
Burrowing into a dark place and nuzzling until he smells like her makes Wyrm brain go brr. And since he isn’t a wyrm there’s no instinct yelling at her to maim him if there’s no babies to take care of/mating season passed, he in her eyes is harmless. Even if they both know different, at least in her brain he is just a lil guy, no threat to her. 
Chantilly loves all the attention he’s getting from her, absolutely will allow her to carry him off and coil up against him as long as he can work on sewing while she broods over him. 
He’s naturally warm and for a wyrm that needs outside heat to regulate her inner temp like a snake he’s like a hot water bottle, world cold husband warm. 
Happby family can these Queers be HAPPY PLEASE 
Love languages!!! 
Quezal once she gets comfortable with physical stuff likes to nuzzle and bite :) but not to draw any hemo or cause harm, just to hold in mouth. She also likes to do acts of service, making sure that her husband is wont for nothing and doing little things like sharpening his knives for him. 
Chantilly loves to gift-give! Usually things he made by hand. 
“Quezal pls let me make you pretty dresses and outfits please you would so look good in teal” 
He likes kissing a lot, smoochies for wife and cuddling is great for him too, as long as he can sleep with his chest unobstructed he’s good 
They both love showing each other off
“Look at my partner they’re the fucking best ever, none of you bitches can compare to them.” 
When the empire is finally formed and Quezal takes her place as Empress she offers the title of Emperor to Chantilly 
He declines, Royal titles are just not his thing and he feels uncomfortable with them, so instead he goes by the title of “Lord”
His duties consist of assisting with any paperwork Quezal doesn’t want to deal with and being eye candy (/j but also not really he loves being shown off esp in new outfits) 
He also deals with nobles that aren’t too pushy, the ones that do are quickly steered towards Quezal. And usually after a meeting with her they learn better than to try to smart mouth either of them. 
Family Notes!
Chantilly’s the one to go to if you need advice and soothing comfort
Quezal’s the one to go to if you need someone beat the fuck up and also advice but in the no nonsense way. 
She also comforts but it's not in the way that Chantilly will delicately soothe the pains away, she tells you how it is but will hug you and tuck you into bed if wanted. 
On the other hand, Chantilly is the one Fuego and Lune go to if they want to do something crazy or stupid and know that mom won’t say yes. 
He dresses them up in poofy outfits (see the clown costume I’ve thrown on Fuego as an example) and shows them off to Quezal 
“Look my dear! Aren’t they the sweetest things you have seen!” 
It is very funny 
SONGS I ASSOCIATE WITH THIS AU
Meet Me At Our Spot by WILLOW
First Love/ Late Spring by Mitski
I Hear A Symphony by Cody Fry
She’s My Collar by the Gorillaz
My Kind of Woman by Mac DeMarco
New Light by John Mayer
Vivir by Jardin
coffee by Miguel
Never Getting Rid of Me from the Waitress Musical
WARNING WARNING
Ok next few am going to be a bit suggestive so stop here if you’re not into that but
I’m debating on if they’d have more children than Fuego and Lune and if so, how many HDJFJKSJ (thinking of twins named Arco and Iris because Arcoiris means Rainbow and I kind of like that and I’m also a sucker for twins) 
Listen, they’re both switches but most if not all the time Quezal’s the one topping. The man is submissive and breedable what do you expect HDJFJS
s i z e  D i f f e r e n c e 
Chantilly is a sensual romantic and loves a lot of buildup while Quezal just wants to get on with the good stuff, they make it work with communication and understanding each other :) 
They’re both capable of carrying so if they did have more kids I’d imagine they’d take turns on who’s turn it is to be eggy. (And I have so many thoughts about how they’d treat each other while pregnant but HHHHFJFJFHHHF too embarrassed rn waagaghgg) 
These two love each other very much and I love them. 
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kandysongbird · 5 years
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*funky music plays as NKG kicks your ass*
Inktober Day 26
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