bruiseshipping headcanon that Jay gives Cole nicknames that are different kinds of rocks, but over time they get increasingly more convoluted and weird to the point where it's stuff like "pyritised ammonite" and "natural raw amethyst crystal." It's become an unspoken rule at this point: if Jay is naming increasingly specific rocks, it's not him being a geology nerd. He's looking for his boyfriend.
at some point the perfect match machine gets “fixed” and Nya tries it again “for the lols” and gets Jay as her match and all is fine and dandy
Everything, however, would go to shit if Jay tried it because he would get Cole, who would then have to try it and then get matched with Kai, who would get matched with Skylor, who of course would get paired with Nya