okay so this HAS to be one of those clichéd scenes in like high school centred movies where a character runs through a basic assortment of personality traits in the list of cliques and social groups in their school to the newcomer
but also if a group of vampire girlies looked at me like THIS
yeah no i’d be repacking my bags and booking it to the nearest garlic and silver crosses supply store (i assume those are commonplace in new england)
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How the Server Room became the new Tech Lab (headcanon)
As more people got hired into the GPD, and the forensics lab starts filling up with too many people for ANY privacy anymore, Cathy, who is still not yet officially hired (Alex’s unofficial assistant, but we all know they run the lab as equal partners), practically barges into the Chief’s office to make a request for a new lab on Alex’s behalf.
Diane says they can have a new lab space, if they can find a space suitable for them. (pretend they don’t have the financial budget to build an entirely new lab space idk)
So Cathy spends her free time arranging the server room into a suitable tech lab. She almost spends as much time in there than she does actually helping Alex with his work, to the point he gets a little suspicious (and also bc i headcanon the humming of servers is a calming sensation for Cathy).
He plays along though, Cathy is too excited about it for it to be anything bad.
Ofc he loves it when Cathy eventually reveals it to him. Although, he doubts that being to focus on work better was the real reason Cathy pushed so hard for a new lab, as she claimed.
Cathy agrees with him, maybe there was an underlying ulterior motive, but no one needs to know that except for them.
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Its a pleasure to meet another scientist! I'm Patissier! You should come visit my lab sometime it would be simply wonderful!
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It’s a pleasure! I think I shall pay a visit. I am in a wonderful mood at the moment- I found my lab partner (mostly) unharmed in the abandoned halls of my lab. I am patching her up at the moment and then I shall introduce her. Hope you don’t mind if I bring a plus-one, she is just as evil as yours truly. Nice to meet you Patissier, drop your lab’s location and we can make our way over in not time.
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To Glissa: What is it exactly that you do on New Phyrexia? Does Vorinclex keep you busy, or does he just let you do your own thing? Is he wanting you to be his successor, or whatever it’s called in the Vicious Swarm?
We each fulfill our own niches maintaining the Vicious Swarm, ensuring that predation rules supreme. Some of our tasks, individual or jointly, include hunting, receiving updates from stewards, observing new predators in development, and modifying existing life. There are no "successors" in the Swarm, only greater predators. If ever Vorinclex or I were to be overcome by someone stronger, we would deserve it.
—Glissa
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Danny is a house husband.
That's it, that's all it is.
As the years went on. Danny retired from being a superhero. There was no need for Phantom when the GIW were dealt with and all the ghosts were under control.
Now what's left for him to do but to just sit back, relax, and finally be able to live his life.
Sam and Tucker on the other hand....
Well, they had plenty of pent up rage, wits, and chaos inside their mind to become villains.
But they had one rule.
Never bring work home and to never involve Danny in any of their supervillain business.
Okay that's technically two rules, but they're kind of synonymous especially since Danny has been taking care of their house while also entertaining himself with trying new hobbies.
Tucker and Sam both make sure that they never bring any of their villainy home to Danny, because all they want is for Danny to enjoy his happy hero retirement.
And Danny in turn, doesn't bat an eye when watching the news and seeing that there were magical plants that were attacking sites that oil companies were digging or that somehow Lex Luthor had lost five hundred million dollars and had somehow leaked records showing he was building weapons of mass destruction.
He also doesn't bat an eye when he sees that Tucker had brought home a telescope that definitely looks like it came from some fancy lab because hey, Tucker was making him an observatory so he can look at the stars and planets. While also how they were able to make a great gaming pc with computer parts that are definitely not sold in stores, because hey at least the newest update of Doomed wasn't lagging.
Or that Sam comes home with various plants and animals that are definitely not from planet earth, but hey the three headed wolf-lizard-eagle- hybrid thing (that Danny has affectionately named Fluffy) is pretty great at keeping the pests away from his vegetable garden and likes to eat any of Danny's new food creations and is a great playmate for Cujo.
So you can imagine how the Justice League thinks when dealing with the pair of new villains: Upload (Tucker) and Sam (I could not think of a villain name that would suit her, so it's up to you what you think her villain name would be)
And how they were currently wreaking havoc in the city either by cyber warfare with robots or by magic plant monster or a Frankenstein of both approaches. The heroes had all evacuated the civilians from the battle zone and are currently fighting a losing battle. When they've been effectively captured and restrained by the two. Right before the villains could go into a monologue, they hear a person clearing their throat.
Everybody looks to see a 25 year old man wearing a sweater vest (he made it himself, thank you very much) currently holding onto the leash of a giant glowing green dog and some kind of giant animal hybrid. The man's arms were crossed and was currently not sporting a very happy look on his face.
Tucker and Sam (looking at Danny with hesitant smiles): Hi honey.
Danny (frowning): you missed our anniversary dinner.
Tucker and Sam both pale as they quickly realized what the date and time was.
The league all watch as Sam and Tucker immediately start apologizing to the man that just walked into a battle zone.
Danny (still frowning): Hmph! I guess since you two didn't want dinner you can go back to your little fight. Don't expect me to make you any lunches for the next month, and since you two are having so much fun here, you'll be sleeping by yourselves for the next couple weeks.
The league all watch as they were let go as Sam and Tucker yell as they run after Danny yelling apologies as he was walking away from them.
This is not the last they see of Danny.
When Danny is displeased with either of his partners, he'll invite a hero over to have lunch of afternoon tea.
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