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Viva Lucha! Season 2 Episode 07

[We open to a HDTV flatscreen with footage of Meiko Yamazaki looking out at the VL Arena crowd while standing on the entrance ramp, the legendary pink belt around her waist, and her eyes watering up as the crowd give her an incredibly warm welcome with the Japanese contingent chanting "MEIKO! MEIKO!". Hardcore Viva Lucha fans probably recognize the footage from the second episode of the first season. We pull back to see that the TV is set up inside the office of Emanuel Gonzalo Carranza. Then we pan over to see the person watching this footage, with a sad look on his face, is the Viva Lucha el jefe himself!]

EGC: ...

[We cut back to the TV and see Meiko giving an embrace to a young fan some may remember, little Heather, then posing with the girl before turning to the cameras and saying something that is picked up by the mics.]

MY: I promise Heather that after I win tonight I will let her wear the pink belt and take a picture with it!

[A cut back to Carranza who chuckles with a little smile.]

*RING*

[EGC's face contorts with annoyance and perhaps RAGE at the disturbance. He picks up a remote and pauses his VL rewatch and then answers his phone with a dark look on his face.]

EGC: This had BETTER be worth my time, Hector! I am very busy right now!

[We cut to inside a car parked on a quiet street in a suburb just outside of Dallas, Texas. We see Hector Moreno making a scared face while holding his cellphone.]

HM: S-si, el jefe. I just wanted to update you on the assignment you gave me.

[He winces as angry words come through the phone.]

HM: W-well, I have not located the ah.. document yet.. But, I did find out that the man in possession of it is indeed Mr. McAllister.

[More angry noises and Hector takes a hard swallow.]

HM: S-si. He is known as Pinhead. Forgive me for ...

[Moreno closes his eyes as more angry barking emits from his phone and he nods his head.]

HM: Y-yes. Not only am I searching for him but I have Juan and Martin doing so as well.

[Hector listens but shakes his head.]

HM: We could not get Luis on this job, he is too deep on that other matter.

[Moreno nods.]

HM: Si.

[Hector sighs, slightly more relieved as he slides down in his car seat a bit. We cut back to EGC's office and Carranza who nods his head.]

EGC: Good job, Hector. You and the boys keep me updated. Excellent. Bye.

[Carranza hangs up and sets his phone down while picking the remote control back up. We hear the crowd chanting "MEIKO! MEIKO!" and Carranza's frown becomes a sad smile as he leans back in his chair before we fade to a black screen with white text that reads...]

"EGC Inc. & Tradicion Lucha Libre Present"

[And then red, green & white screens flash with silhouetted figures leaping off of turnbuckles while this theme song (https://youtu.be/f-Tx8JPHa6A) plays and then we get the logo..]

VIVA LUCHA!

[We cut to the packed VL Arena in El Centro, California with a rowdy crowd on hand! Shots of excited fans fill our screen before we go to the announce table where two familiar faces greet us.]

JI: Hola, everyone and welcome to VIVA LUCHA! I'm Jose Ignacio and this is my broadcast partner, Diego Hernandez!

DH: People, Jose only claims to be my partner because he wants to fabricate a tie to the prestige and honor of my family, the GREATEST family in the world, the Hernandez family! Do not listen to him, he is really more my lowly sidekick.

[Jose rolls his eyes and chuckles.]

JI: What a show we have for you tonight, our last show before the season two finale!

DH: Season Dos has just flown by!

JI: I suspect a man in Missouri would say otherwise.. But nonetheless.. Tonight there will be a debut by a trios team that has been lighting up the wrestling world, PAINTED FREAKS will be in the ring tonight against Los Titanes del Rudo! Also making their debut tonight is Class of 2011's LUCY DAGLISH as she goes one on one against VALERIE BLOOM!

DH: Not only that, Jose, I have heard from my good friend from the United Kingdom, "The Duke" WILLIAM PHILLIPS, that he will be going one on one against the CYBORG KING!

JI: That singles match will indeed be happening tonight. But there is something VERY special happening tonight in our opening match and in our main event! Our opening match is a twelve person battle royal for a CHANCE OF A LIFETIME! All twelve competitors have never fought in Viva Lucha before and the lone competitor left standing not only has a chance to compete in Viva Lucha potentially in an ongoing status in the future.. They will earn a spot in our main event which is a SIX MAN LADDER MATCH with an opportunity to face FURY on our Season Finale with the VIVA LUCHA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP on the line!

DH: It really is a chance of a lifetime, Jose!

JI: Si! Lets go to the ring and our ring announcer Fernando Rodriguez!

[We cut to the ring, a ring filled with all manner of competitors, and Fernando Rodriguez who is dressed in a purple tuxedo jacket and pants with a green sash around his waist, a highlighter blue shirt with a green bowtie and mustard yellow dress shoes.]

DH: We seriously need to buy Fernando a new wardrobe.

[Fernando smiles.]

FR: Ladies and gentlemen, our first match of the night is a TWELVE PERSON BATTLE ROYAL with a chance to compete in Viva Lucha and a spot in our main event tonight on the line!

[HUGE POP]

FR: Introducing the competitors! From Rythm City... Here is.. SENOR TAMBOURINE!

[A luchador in a yellow mask with white trim around the eye holes and mouth, dressed in a brown vest with baggy orange pants and red ring boots, shakes a tambourine in the air while dancing.]

FR: From the Serpent's Den.. Here is.. LA SERPIENTE!

[A luchadora with black hair and a green snake themed mask and green snake themed gear, does a snake like dance in the ring while hissing a lot.]

FR: From Hoopsville.. Here is... SLAM DUNK!

[A VERY short luchador, borderline mini height, wearing white with red trim basketball shirt and shorts with sneakers on and a mask that looks like an orange basketball, pretends to dribble an invisible ball in the ring and then go for a shot at an imaginary basket.]

FR: From Where The End Always Is.. Here is... DISINTEGRATION!

[There is actually a POP from the crowd as this chubby luchador wearing a white kabuki themed mask with messy hair in the style of Robert Smith of the Cure hanging over it, while dressed in a black button up shirt and black tights and ring boots, does a Robert Smith-ish dance which draws an even BIGGER POP for him.]

FR: From Rancho Azul... Here is... EL CABALLO DE TROYA AZUL!

[Another POP from the crowd because this is a very LARGE and MUSCULAR masked man wearing a blue mask that covers his entire head, blue tights and white ring boots. He does a small fist pump but otherwise is very calm.]

FR: From the US of A... Formerly from the GIRL FIGHT and FFN PRO promotions.. Here is... MISS LIBERTY!

[The former FFN Pro and Girl Fight competitor, with her American flag themed mask and gear, gives a motion to the crowd and gets a HUGE RECOGNITION POP!]

FR: From Puebla, Mexico... Here is... ROMEO GOMEZ!

[The Mexican wrestler, with a thick mustache and curly black hair and dressed in red trunks with pink ring boots, blows kisses at the crowd.]

FR: From the Land of Hot Air.. Here is... TOOTZ!

[An overweight woman wearing a black body suit with black ring botos and a black mask waves at the crowd.]

FR: From Minneapolis, MN.. Formerly from the GIRL FIGHT and FFN PRO promotions.. Here is... SANDY BREWSTER!

[A HUGE RECOGNITION POP as the butchy and strong looking female competitor with short brown hair and baggy black MMA styled shorts with a gray "TUFF GRRL" t-shirt raises a fist in the air and flashes an appreciative smile for the crowd response.]

FR: From the Concession Stands.. Here is... MACHO NACHO!

[A man wearing a nacho themed mask that covers his entire head and wearing an all over orange body suit with yellow trunks and brown ring boots and gloves, jumps around the ring before throwing both fists up in the air.]

FR: From HAWTSVILLE... Formerly from the GIRL FIGHT and FFN PRO promotions.. Here is... "HAWT STUFF" KELLY MYERS!

[A MASSIVE RECOGNITION POP for the BEAUTIFUL Myers who glares at the crowd.]

FR: And FINALLY.. From the Farm.. Here is... MR. GOBBLE GOBBLE!

[It is a man in a head to toe Turkey costume who does a chicken dance in the ring.]

DH: Jose, some of these losers are very obvious misfits.

JI: Si.

DH: But.. Miss Liberty! Sandy Brewster! Kelly Myers! These are somewhat well known competitors!

JI: It says a lot about the level of competition in Viva Lucha that even competitors long time wrestling fans will recognize have to go through a match just to get a CHANCE to compete here in the VL Arena!

[Fernando flees the ring and then rings the bell.]

*DING*

********************************************************** 12 Person Chance Of A Lifetime Battle Royal: Señor Tambourine, La Serpiente, Slam Dunk, Disintegration, El Caballo de Troya Azul, Miss Liberty, Romeo Gomez, Tootz, Sandy Brewster, Macho Nacho, Kelly Myers, Mr. Gobble Gobble **********************************************************

[At the start the male competitors all rushed El Caballo de Troya Azul while the ladies all rushed Tootz, the two biggest competitors in the match! El Caballo sent luchadors stumbling away as he hit them with HUGE right hand punches, but Tootz did not fare as well and soon was sent tumbling over the ropes to the floor outside!]

FR: TOOTZ HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

JI: I guess she was full of hot air, eh?

DH: Que?! Were you trying to tell a joke, Jose?!

JI: N-no.. Just an uh.. Observation. Yeah...

[Senor Tambourine and Romeo Gomez began fighting each other with gusto while El Caballo was running roughshod over Slam Dunk, Macho Nacho and Disintegration. Meanwhile Mr. Gobble Gobble attacked Sandy Brewster from behind which turned the ENTIRE crowd against him! But soon the crowd was MARKING OUT because Miss Liberty and Kelly Myers joined Sandy Brewser in taking it to Mr. Gobble Gobble and then the three of them worked together to send the turkey fighter over the ropes to the floor outside!]

[HUGE POP]

FR: MR. GOBBLE GOBBLE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

JI: Apparently turkeys can fly after all!

DH: What are you doing, Jose?! Why are you trying jokes?! This is not like you!

[Senor Tambourine broke away from fighting Romeo Gomez and joined the effort against El Caballo. Meanwhile Kelly Myers and Miss Liberty began doing battle with one another and Sandy Brewster was dealing with Romeo Gomez who was trying to give her a kiss?! Sandy was NOT into that at all and stunned the mustached man with hard shots before surprising him by scooping him up in her arms and tossing him out of the ring!]

[GIANT POP]

FR: ROMEO GOMEZ HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

Crowd: SANDY! SANDY! SANDY! SANDY!

JI: Listen to this crowd! They are really getting behind Sandy Brewster tonight!

DH: Yes! Talk like that, Jose! Not the weird stuff you were trying out.

JI: Lo siento.

DH: It was as if you were working on jokes to impress a girl or something.

JI: Wh-what?! I never said anything about Bri-

DH: DON'T SAY IT JOSE!

JI: AIEEEEEE!

[El Caballo rammed Disintegration and Slam Dunk against each other and then clotheslined Macho Nacho over the ropes and out of the ring!]

FR: MACHO NACHO HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

[Kelly Myers was choking Miss Liberty against the ropes while Sandy Brewster was goading Senor Tambourine to do battle with her! He was not feeling that but was having to defend himself when she began taking it to him with hard forearms and kicks! Meanwhile El Caballo sent Disintegration across the ring with an atomic drop before grabbing Slam Dunk and TOSSING him over the ropes and to the floor outside!]

FR: SLAM DUNK HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

JI: El Caballo de Troya Azul has some SERIOUS strength!

DH: He is HUGE too! But Jose...

JI: Si?

DH: Where is La Serpiente?!

[The masked snake woman has somehow avoided combat by hiding in a corner all this time. She continues to watch as Kelly Myers and Miss Liberty struggle to throw the other out of the ring. And when both are leaning against the ropes that is when La Serpiente springs into action, races over and.. DUMPS BOTH OF THEM OUT OF THE RING!]

[WHAT?! POP]

FR: KELLY MYERS and MISS LIBERTY HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED!

JI: She was waiting for the right moment to strike, Diego.

DH: The ruda is strong in this one!

[La Serpiente retreats back to a corner and watches as El Caballo slams Disintegration's head repeatedly into turnbuckles! Senor Tambourine is getting fed up with Sandy Brewster attacking him and he SNAPS and KNEES HER IN THE MIDSECTION! The fans BOO him out of the building! Tambourine waves off the fans angrily before pulling Brewster up and hitting a forearm across her upper back which sends her stumbling against the ropes. Tambourine does a dance, pretends to shake an imaginary tambourine which draws even LOUDER BOOS before charging at Sandy.. Who ducks down and BACK BODYDROPS THE MASKED MAN OUT OF THE RING!]

[MASSIVE POP]

FR: SENOR TAMBOURINE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

Crowd: SANDY! SANDY! SANDY! SANDY!

JI: What a showing we are seeing from Sandy Brewster here tonight!

DH: She could end up winning this battle royal, Jose!

JI: And then we would have a luchadora competing for a shot at the Viva Lucha Heavyweight CHampionship later tonight!

DH: Gender walls could come crashing down tonight in Viva Lucha!

Crowd: SANDY! SANDY! SANDY! SANDY!

[Disintegration uses a thumb to the eye to blind El Caballo which gives the masked man a chance to catch his breath. Meanwhile La Serpiente jumps Sandy from behind and the crowd BOOS LIKE NO TOMORROW! The masked snake woman hisses at the fans before attacking Brewster more and then attempting to whip her to the ropes but Sandy reverses the whip and pulls La Serpiente to her and.. HIP TOSSES HER OVER THE ROPES TO THE FLOOR OUTSIDE!]

[SUPER DUPER POP]

FR: LA SERPIENTE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

Crowd: SANDY! SANDY! SANDY! SANDY!

JI: This is turning into a star making night for Sandy Brewster here in Viva Lucha!

DH: Do not speak so quickly, Jose!

[True to Diego's doom prophesizing form, as Sandy raises a fist to acknowledge the cheers from the fans she is oblivious to Disintegration rushing up behind her! He grabs her then TOSSES HER OVER THE ROPES TO THE FLOOR OUTSIDE!]

[SUPER DUPER BURN IN HELL BOOS]

FR: SANDY BREWSTER HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

JI: CARAMBA!

DH: You must always be alert in these kinds of matches.

[Sandy is DEVASTATED outside the ring, crying in disappointment and frustration on the floor outside. Meanwhile, Disintegration tries to appease the crowd with his Robert Smith dance but they BOO HIM LIKE HE IS THE WORST WAR CRIMINAL OF ALL TIME! The Cure themed fighter pays too much attention to the crowd though because a HUGE muscular El Caballo gets to his feet behind him and shakes his head. The boos turn to CHEERS when the blue masked man spins Disintegration around and DECKS him with a big right hand! He follows it up with another big right hand before whipping his foe to the rope and hitting a HUGE BIG BOOT that sends Disintegration FLYING OVER THE ROPES TO THE FLOOR OUTSIDE!]

[BIG POP]

FR: DISINTEGRATION HAS BEEN ELIMINATED! The winner of a CHANCE OF A LIFETIME... EL CABALLO DE TROYA AZUL!

JI: What an opportunity this man has just won himself! Not only does he have a chance to fight in Viva Lucha going forward but now he gets to fight in our main event tonight with a shot at the Viva Lucha Heavyweight Championship on the line!

DH: That big boot sure looked familiar to me, Jose. So did those right hands.

JI: Really?

DH: But I can not place from where...

[The big masked man scrambles out of the ring and stops Sandy Brewster from leaving to the back. He motions for her to climb inside the ring with him. They both climb inside the ring, confusion and disappointment on her face, and then el Caballo grabs her right hand and LIFTS IT UP IN THE AIR while motioning towards her!]

[MASSIVE POP]

Crowd: SANDY! SANDY! SANDY! SANDY!

[El Caballo claps his hands and nods his head while motioning towards Brewster. The "Tuff Girl" is trying not to cry like a baby as the fans show her LOTS of love!]

Crowd: SANDY! SANDY! SANDY! SANDY!

JI: She may not have won this battle royal but I'm sure with an effort like hers tonight this is not the last we will see of Sandy Brewster!

[El Caballo leaves the ring so Brewster can get ALL of the love from the crowd as an emotional Sandy nods her head appreciatively to the fans who chant her name.]

Crowd: SANDY! SANDY! SANDY! SANDY!

[We fade to the HDTV in EGC's office again. This time we see Midori Masamoto hitting a high kick upside Meiko Yamazaki's head from Viva Lucha Season 1 Episode 4. Yamazaki doubles over while holding her head in pain and Masamoto springs into action...]

*GASP*

[We cut to el jefe, EGC himself, with a very regretful, guilty and sad expression on his face. He winces from something on screen.]

EGC: What was I thinking?!

[Cut back to the TV and Carranza is celebrating wildly while little Heather, the young fan most everyone has forgotten from VL's first season, is bawling her eyes out while her mother comforts her when...]

*RING*

[Back to Carranza who scrambles for the remote, pauses his VL rewatch and then glances at the cellphone before answering.]

EGC: Before you get going with that motormouth of yours, Juan, know that I am VERY busy at the moment! So just tell me what you have discovered quickly so we can both get about our business.

[Emanuel listens for a moment before a look of surprise comes over his face.]

EGC: You are where?! ... Why would he be there?!

[Carranza's surprise becomes confusion and then outrage!]

EGC: Juan, you are telling me that you went all the way to THAT place looking for Pinhead, did NOT find him there, and why would you find him there of all places, and decided to call me to tell me that you have NADA to show for your efforts so far?!

[...]

EGC: ....

[His face contorts in rage.]

EGC: CALLATE! If you were not the magnificent MALDITO that you are at what you normally do I would have you making coffee and running lunch orders for the warehouse! Listen to me VERY carefully, Juan... Only call me if you have found Pinhead. Understood?

[...]

EGC: Now get back to work! And I better not hear about you going to THOSE places again!

[With an angry sigh Carranza turns off his phone. He shakes his head before picking up the remote and going back to his VL rewatch. We cut to backstage where we see the throne chair made of electronic junk with the King of Cyborgs, Cyborg King, sitting upon it with his crown of wires, metal and junk upon his head and the Viva Lucha Trios Championships, one around his waist and the other two sitting on his lap. Cy01 and Cy02 stand on either side of him. The King seems to be in deep thought when something catches his attention. Cy-Force become aware as well and they strike defensive formations.]

"Where is she?!"

[Professor Where walks up on the scene with an angry expression on his face.]

PW: What have you done with Mary Sue?!

[Cy-Force are ready to spring into action but Cyborg King chuckles and motions for them to stand down. He leans back in his throne with a dark smirk which irritates the second Professor Where.]

PW: For God's sake, man! Tell me something about her! Is she safe?! Is she here?!

[Cyborg King strokes his chin then points at the Professor.]

CK: I am no man.

[Where looks ready to leap onto the cyborg monarch but the king continues.]

CK: You... Not man either.

[Professor Where suddenly looks nervous.]

PW: I.. How could you know? I mean..

[He shakes it off.]

PW: I'm not here to discuss myself. I want to know about Mary Sue!

[Cyborg King strokes his chin before pointing at the Professor again.]

CK: Other worlder, the once woman is perfectly fine.

[Where is taken aback.]

PW: "Once woman"?!

[The King of the Cyborgs smiles.]

CK: I have a fight to prepare for and you have a fight to prepare for as well, other worlder. But find peace because before tonight is over the once woman will come to you.

[Professor Where is flabbergasted and looks more upset than before but with a motion from the Cyborg King, Cy-Force spring in front of their monarch and prepare to move Where by force. The Professor considers taking them on but then sighs and nods his head.]

PW: Alright, Cyborg King. You say she will come to me then I will wait for her to come. If she doesn't come.. I will come for you!

[The Professor begins to walk away when..]

CK: Just remember, other worlder..

[Where looks back at the king of all Cyborgs.]

CK: I am not the king who broke her.

[Cyborg King flashes a little smile as Where walks off. We cut to inside the ring where Fernando is standing by.]

FR: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!

[Music plays, (this music: https://youtu.be/B4dVbFhDmvQ ), and the crowd POP!]

FR: Introducing first.. From Glasgow, Scotland... Part of the Class of 2011 stable.. Here is... LUCY DAGLISH!

[Running out onto the entrance ramp is the cute faced Scot with a green mo-hawk and dressed in a torn up dark blue t-shirt and dark gray tights with black ring boots on. She SPAZZES OUT, jumping around and flailing her arms around, before making her way to the ring.]

JI: Lucy Daglish seems fired up tonight as she makes her debut in Viva Lucha!

DH: I thought we would see some of her comrades with her but she appears to be alone, Jose!

JI: Well, Daglish has always been notoriously frustrating to be around apparently.

DH: Maybe it is her hair.

[Daglish climbs into the ring and spazzes out some more to a POP and then the music fades and new music plays, (this music: https://youtu.be/kuIG2vobCRg ), and the crowd LEAP TO THEIR FEET!]

FR: And her opponent... Part of the Class of 2010 stable.. Here is... VALERIE BLOOM!

[HUGE POP as the GORGEOUS Class of 2010-er walks out onto the entrance ramp wearing her pink and purple colored ring gear. She isn't alone though, all her Class of 2010 stable mates follow behind her dressed in their Class of 2010 hoodies and jeans. Juno Takayama limps behind them all.]

JI: Well Valerie definitely has support with her tonight!

DH: I think this says a lot about why the Class of 2010 has historically had the advantage over the Class of 2011, Jose.

JI: They are definitely a tighter unit with stronger bonds for sure.

[Valerie climbs into the ring which draws a HUGE POP from the male fans who enjoyed that way too much! Anna Williams, Teresa Villa, Harriett Morrison and Juno Takayama yell encouragements to Valerie as she prepares to fight. Lucy is just spazzing out in a corner and yelling stuff about "anarchy" while the pink masked referee waits for Fernando to leave the ring before calling for the bell.]

*DING*

********************************************************** Singles Match: Valerie Bloom [Class of 2010] vs Lucy Daglish [Class of 2011] **********************************************************

[Both women go to lock up, or so Valerie thinks, but Lucy thinks they're going for a hug and tries to embrace Bloom. Valerie is all weirded out by this and complains to the official. Daglish looks confused and then shrugs and goes to lock up. valerie controls Lucy early with headlocks. Daglish tries to get out but keeps getting put back into them. When Lucy finally does escape she checks on her mo-hawk before giving a little speech about anarchy and non-conformity and says she is going to impress the big guy.]

DH: What is she going on about, Jose?!

JI: No se, Diego! "The Big Guy" could be any number of people!

[Daglish attacks Valerie more aggressively and Val is kind of overwhelmed by the renewed spirit and vigor of her opponent! Lucy gets her in a corner and hits several shoulder blocks to the midsection before going for a suplex out of the corner but Bloom escapes and goes for a roll up from behind but only gets a 2 count! Lucy goes for several swinging clotheslines and punches but Valerie avoids them and catches Daglish with some hip tosses and after an armdrag tries to control Daglish with an armbar. But something distracts Valerie..]

DH: Jose, look!

JI: What the?!

[Racing from the back comes Cristiana, a chair in her hand, as she runs up behind the unsuspecting Teresa Villa and...]

*CLANGSMACK*

[WHAT THE POP]

JI: Cristiana has just hit Villa outside the ring with a steel chair!

DH: The Iberian Rivalry will never die!

[Anna jumps ontop of Villa to protect her from any more shots while Harriett and Juno go after Cristiana. The Portugese swings at Morrison and knocks her over with a glancing blow and then jabs the edge of the chair into Juno's bad knee, which sends Takayama stumbling to the floor!]

DH: She is good with that chair, Jose!

JI: She sure picked her shots well, taking advantage of Juno's injured knee from La Reina de el Centro tournament!

[Cristiana lifts up the chair to attack Anna, who is protecting Villa, when...]

*FLIES*

*SMACKACLANGASMASH*

[HOLY MOLY RAVIOLI POP]

JI: CARAMBA! VALERIE DOVE FROM THE RING APRON ONTO CRISTIANA TO SAVE WILLIAMS FROM THAT CHAIR SHOT!

DH: But I think the chair caught her upside the head, Jose!

[Indeed, Valerie is loopy after eating that chair. Cristiana gets to her feet only to have Harriett grab a hold of her and...]

*SMACKATHUD*

[DAMN POP]

JI: What a SPINEBUSTER by Morrison on Cristiana right there on the floor!

DH: Caramba!

[Pink Mask watches the goings ons and starts a count, but Lucy climbs to the top turnbuckle before...]

*FLIES*

*CRASHATHUD*

[HOLY MOLY POP]

JI: HIGH CROSS BODY PLANCHAAAHHHHHH! High Cross Body Plancha FROM THE TOP TO THE FLOOR PLANCHAAAAAAIEEEEEEE!

DH: Madre y Dios!

[The crowd is MARKING OUT after Lucy plancha'd Harriett for attacking Cristiana! Pink Mask shakes her head then continues the count while Valerie stumbles around holding her head and Lucy struggles to her feet. The official gets to 10 and calls for the bell.]

*DING DING DING*

[BOOS]

FR: Both competitors have been counted out! This match is ruled a DRAW!

[BIG BOOS]

[Anna helps Villa up while asking Bloom what she was thinking leaping into that chair by Cristiana. Val holds her head and shrugs while Juno limps over and helps Morrison up. Lucy helps Cristi to her feet but the Portugese shoves her stablemate away and yells angrily at Teresa Villa.]

JI: What a crazy scene this match has turned into! But right now we are going to take a very special look at some new faces coming to Viva Lucha soon in Season three!

[We fade to a shot of a dark forest at night as music plays, (this music: https://youtu.be/0BsSDtvXFwI ). We get glimpses of a tall Sasquatch themed masked luchador walking around. Then quick shots of a lizard man themed masked luchador running around before we get a shot of a red bird themed masked luchador jumping from one tree to another close by. Then all three of the masked men stand in a clearing and put their fists together and text appears as the picture freezes.]

"ALL MONSTER ATTACK are coming to VIVA LUCHA!"

[We fade back to the ring where instead of the horribly dressed Fernando there is a vision of unmatched beauty and hotness in a red dress that is hugging every God gifting curve melting viewers' minds like butter on a skillet. Oh yeah, it's MARIA JUAREZ!]

[SUPER DUPER HOW CAN THIS WOMAN BE SO MIND BLOWINGLY HOT POP]

MJ: Hola, everyone!

[MASSIVE EARTH SHAKING POP]

MJ: Welcome to my first of TWO in ring interviews tonight!

[WE GET TO SEE YOU IN PERSON MORE THAN ONCE TONIGHT?! WE ARE NOT WORTHY POP]

MJ: First I would like to introduce the number one contender for the International Light Heavyweight Championship! Please welcome... POCHO COCODRILO ZARZAMORA!

[Music plays, (this music: https://youtu.be/OrykbkAM1-w ), and fans JUMP TO THEIR FEET MARKING OUT! Out from the back, wearing a red Costa Rican national team jersey on, blue jeans and sneakers, and makes his way to the ring giving out high fives to fans as he does.]

JI: PCZ won the gauntlet match to become the number one contender for the International Light Heavyweight Championship a couple of shows ago. This will be his second chance to challenge for this title!

DH: Crocodile boy has never shown he has what it really takes to win this championship, Jose. I am still not convinced he can do it.

[PCZ climbs into the ring and gives Maria a handshake and pumps a fist to the fans who MARK OUT!]

MJ: Gracias for coming here, Pocho! Now let me introduce the man you will be challenging for the International Light Heavyweight Championship! Please welcome...

[Maria blushes a little bit.]

MJ: SENOR CLOAK DOS!

[Music plays, (this music: https://youtu.be/B6TIuH91CSA ), and the crowd goes BEYOND SUPER DUPER NUCLEAR IFINITE ATOMIC ROCK N ROLL ELECTRIC GUTAR BOMB INSANE!]

DH: CARAMBA! They are SO loud!

JI: It's because of this man, Diego!

[Walking out onto the entrance ramp, wearing a black mask that covers his entire face and head and has cherry colored eye visors and cherry colored writing on the forehead that reacs "SCII" comes the TLL International Light Heavyweight Champion, SCD, dressed in a cherry colored "Cherry Cola: Simply the best!" T-shirt, blue jeans and cherry colored Converse sneakers. Oh yeah, he also has the International Light Heavyweight Championship over his shoulder and is embracing fas as he makes his way to the ring!]

Crowd: VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA!

DH: I would like to take this moment to inform all the viewers at home, Jose, that this interview is being brought to you by CHERRY COLA!

JI: Cool and refreshing, Cherry Cola!

DH: Simply the best!

Crowd: VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA!

[SCD climbs into the ring and pumps a fist to the crowd.]

Crowd: VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA!

[Then he shakes PCZ's hand and then takes Maria's hand and gives it a masked kiss before bowing to her and she blushes BIG time!]

[WOWZA KISS TO THE HAND POP]

Crowd: VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA! VIVA! VAMANOS! ARRIBA!

DH: Are the rumors true, Jose? Are Dos and Maria dating?

JI: That's the rumor.. No confirmation on if it's true yet.

[Maria is kind of GLOWING as she smiles at the crowd while Fernando hands both PCZ and SCD microphones and then they begin.]

MJ: Muchas gracias, Señor Cloak Dos, for joining us tonight for this interview and congratulations on your successful title defense in Japan recently.

[HUGE POP]

SCD: Gracias, Maria, and it is always an honor and pleasure to be interviewed by you.

[PCZ chuckles as he watches Maria and Dos tip toe around a very obvious elephant in the room. Maria recovers though, she's a professional.]

MJ: Now gentlemen, our next show is the SEASON TWO FINALE!

[BIG POP]

MJ: And not only will you both be competing against each other one on one with the International Light Heavyweight Championship on the line.. I can announce that our boss, Señor Carranza, has decreed that since the first match between both of you main evented our very first episode of Viva Lucha ever.. It shall also main event our season two finale!

[MASSIVE POP from the crowd! Dos and Zarzamora nod at one another.]

MJ: With that news out of the way.. There is so much on the line in this match! The championship, the pressure of the main event on our biggest show ever and...

[She turns towards the masked Costa Rican challenger.]

MJ: For you PCZ, there is the issue of redeeming your loss on our first main event and showing your growth here in Viva Lucha.

[Pocho nods his head before replying.]

PCZ: First off, Maria, I want to say that this match on the season finale is the biggest match of my entire life to date. Not only because it is another chance at this prestigious championshp but because it is against my hero, Señor Cloak Dos!

[BIG POP]

PCZ: See, when I was younger and I first saw footage of this incredible champion fighting in Phoenix Valley Wrestling it inspired me.

[PCZ holds up his hand and the camera zooms in on a tattoo that reads "Viva! Vamnos! Arriba!"]

PCZ: I even got this tattoo to help inspire me every day when I train and every time I fight in this ring. You are an inspiration to not only all the fans here and watching around the world on the Fantastic Fight Network.. You are my inspiration and it will always be the highest honor to face you in the ring.

[MASSIVE HUGE APPLAUSE as SCD pats his chest and bows towards PCZ. Dos is about to reply when Zarzamora holds up a hand.]

PCZ: So please know that I have the highest of respect for you and that is why I am going to give very last bit of life and breath that I have to defeat you for the International Light Heavyweight Championship!

[MIXED POP]

PCZ: I HAVE to defeat you to prove to not only myself and my family and my country that all the sacrifice that has gone into this career is for something special but also because by defeating you I will be paying you the greatest compliment that I can because to conquer a champion such as yourself would require SUCH an effort that it will be nearly impossible! To rise above and beyond a level I have never reached before would show how much I respect you!

[BIGGER MIXED REACTION OF BOOS AND POPS]

JI: Wow!

DH: Crocodile boy talks brave but we shall see, Jose.

[Maria is taken aback a bit and turns towards Dos who nods his head before replying.]

SCD: Pocho, gracias for the kind words. As for telling me you will bring everything you have and that you will fight with all of your being to defeat me... Gracias for this as well!

[CONFUSED POP]

SCD: To hear this after we learn that we will be main eventing the season finale is everything I have yearned to hear. I want nothing more than to give all these good people here in El Centro and around the world watching at home the very best sporting fight they have ever seen!

[BIG POP]

SCD: Pocho, you are the best young talent in our sport! I look forward to the opportunity to compete against you once again and to show everyone the pinnacle of what lucha libre can be with a clean, sporting contest unlike any other!

[Dos holds out his hand towards Zarzamora.]

SCD: Muchas gracias, Pocho, for creating this opportunity and may the better luchador on the night win!

[PCZ nods his head and takes SCD's hand and the two masked men shake hands and have an embrace.]

[HUGE RESPECT POP]

DH: UGH! So they are vowing to put on the most boring main event they can?

JI: That is NOT what they are vowing to do, Diego.

DH: It sure sounds like it!

[Maria flashes a huge smile and applauds with the crowd before speaking.]

MJ: Gracias, gentlemen!

[PCZ shakes Maria's hand again and nods at Dos before pumping a fist to the fans while SCD gives Maria another masked kiss to her hand and motioning to the crowd.]

JI: What a main event that is going to be for our season finale!

DH: BLEGH!

[We fade to inside EGC's office yet again but this time it is not a HDTV screen we see. It is the screen of a laptop with a browser open. Inside the browser is a picture of Meiko Yamazaki wearing a tan leather jacket over a pink button up blouse posing for a picture with a fan at a mall somewhere with a smile on her face. We pan from the screen to the face of Emanuel Gonzalo Carranza who sighs sadly. He is totally not prepared for...]

*RING*

[Carranza jumps in his chair, startled by the phone. He grabs his cellphone, glances at it and then answers with a dark expression.]

EGC: Where did you find him, Martin?

[A moment passes before an incredulous look appears on Carranza's face.]

EGC: Why are you calling me if you did not find him, Martin?! Did Juan not relay my message to you?

[A more incredulous look appears on his face.]

EGC: You thought that was meant only for Juan?!

[Emanuel runs a hand over his face then takes a deep breath.]

EGC: OK. Listen then, I do not want any of you calling me again today UNLESS you have found him. Understood?

[....]

EGC: Good. NOW GO! Find him!

[Carranza hangs up the phone while shaking his head.]

EGC: How can they be so good at everything else and so inept at finding someone like Pin-

*RING*

[His eyes turn immediately to rage and he picks up the cellphone without looking at who's calling.]

EGC: WHAT DID I SAY?! I TOLD YOU TO-

[He stops abruptly and his rage is replaced with confusion.]

EGC: Guillermo?! What is it?!

[He listens attentively then a slight concern comes over his eyes.]

EGC: You said the security cameras caught this?

[He listens for a few moments and then begins clicking around on his laptop while nodding his head.]

EGC: I am going to open the footage you sent me now. Si. I will get back with you.

[Carranza hangs up and then makes a few more clicks on the laptop before we cut to the screen to see a grainy video stream whose quality only a security camera can bring the table. On screen, Disintegration, not so fresh after the battle royal earlier, can be seen outside being treated like a pinball by two rather large men dressed in ripped blue jeans and black masks. The two men are taking turns swinging mighty fists as Disintegration stumbles around, barely keeping his feet. As the two men continue the onslaught, it becomes apparent there are two other men hanging out near by, virtually off camerea. The one has jet black hair cut to the shoulder and is also wearing ripped jeans and black t-shirt. The other gentlemen is dressed in a long black trenchcoat, his skin the color of fresh snow and his head having recently been the recipent of a close shave. His identity just out of reach.

The footage continues rolling as one of the big masked men grabs ahold of Disintegration, pinning his arms behind his back as the younger of the other two men step forward. As the older men in the trenchcoat lifts his arm, the masked men shove Disintegration right into the waiting arms of the younger man. Without missing a beat, the younger man spins Disintegration into an inverted facelock... and crushes him into the unforgiving concrete with a facebuster suplex!!!

The man in the trenchcoat claps in approval, continuing to bark out orders. Pulling out from his pockets, he tosses two cans of spray paint over to the twin towers. After getting their instructions, the two masked men bend down and begin to use the spray paint on the limp body of Disintegration. One man sprays a giant orange circle over Disintegration's back as the other man sprays a horizonatal line in the middle of the circle.

With the deed done, the man in the trenchcoat motions that it is time to exit and the group wonders off camera, leaving Disintegration unconcious and covered in paint before we cut back to an amused Carranza who nods his head.]

EGC: Interesting.

[We cut away to inside the ring where Fernando is standing by.]

FR: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a TRIOS match!

[POP]

FR: Already in the ring here are the team of Monkey Martinez! El Jose! and Radical Skater! Known collectively as... LOS TITANES DEL RUDO!

[We see a beefy Mexican man with a lot of facial hair and brown ring gear with a brown skull cap with monkey ears on them, another big Mexican man dressed in black trunks and with short black hair and a very thin goatee and then a Mexican man dressed in ripped jeans, tattered blue t-shirt and a mask with a pink mo-hawk on it. Oh and the masked man has a mini version of himself with him and.. he may be doing skateboarding poses while he stands on the back of his mini.]

[BOOS]

JI: I can't believe Skateboard is still with Radical Skater.

DH: How else is Radical Skater going to get around, Jose? He has to have his skateboard!

[Suddenly music, (this music: https://youtu.be/VSCgcv8CyZU ), plays over the PA and fans LEAP TO THEIR FEET!]

FR: And their opponents.. Making their DEBUT in Viva Lucha! They are.. JUSTICE! DOOM! and WOLF! Collectively known as... THE PAINTED FREAKS!

[A MASSIVE POP as the three face painted genetic freaks of nature walk out and shout to the fans who GO NUTS!]

JI: Listen to this crowd, Diego! When rumors began making the rounds online that the former ASLL Tag Team Champions, The Berserkers, would be making their way here with former Second City Wrestling star, Justice, the buzz really blew up for their arrival here in Viva Lucha!

DH: We will see if they live up to the hype against these titans of Rudoism!

[The Painted Freaks hit the ring apron and pose for the fans who MARK OUT LIKE KIDS! Their opponents aren't as impressed and as the Painted Freaks climb into the ring they jump them and Fernando scrambles out of the ring while the white masked referee calls for the bell.]

*DING*

********************************************************** Trios Match: Painted Freaks (Justice, Doom & Wolf) vs Los Titanes del Rudo (Monkey Martinez, El Jose & Radical Skater) **********************************************************

[Los Titanes del Rudo learned IMMEDIATELY they had made a HUGE mistake as Justice, Doom and Wolf fought back with BIG firepower and had the rudos running for their lives! Justice isolated Monkey Martinez and lit up the rudo's chest with knife edge chops throwing Martinez around the ring before throwing him into the Freaks' corner with an impressive Military Press Slam! Doom climbed in and put quite the beatdown with stomps and hard forearm shots before shoving Martinez to the rudos corner and daring one of Monkey's team mates to climb in. El Jose slapped his chest with indignant rage and scrambled in to go one on one against Doom but soon discovered that he was ill equipped for that battle as Doom threw him around with a big scoop slam, a double underhook slam and then a HUGE gutwrench slam! Doom threw Jose into the Freaks corner and tagged out to Wolf who was happy to get into the fray of battle!]

JI: Wolf is really taking it to El Jose!

DH: Come on El Jose! The pride of rudoism is on the line here!

[A jumping fist drop and a dropkick by Wolf are doing a lot to crush Diego's hopes. After a neckbreaker, Wolf MILITARY PRESSES Jose and tosses him to the rudos corner and motions for Radical Skater to climb in. Radical Skater leaps in and tries to fire himself up before charging right into a big boot! Wolf hits the ropes and charges before FLYING through the air with a LEAPING SHOULDERBLOCK that totally WRECKS Skater! Wolf gives a signal to his partners and they scramble into the ring and charge over and knock Martinez and Jose off the apron! Doom then walks over and lifts Radical Skater onto his shoulders and up in the air while Wolf climbs onto the apron to climb up the turnbuckles when..]

[HOLY MOLY WHAT THE HECK POP]

JI: CARAMBA! Skateboard, Radical Skater's mini, has leaped onto Wolf's back!

DH: Do not do it, Skateboard! How will you take Radical Skater to the back if you get broken?!

[Wolf looks out at the crowd with the masked mini on his back then shrugs and climbs up to the top with the mini on his back!! Then he leaps off...]

*SMACK*

*THUDADOOMABOOM*

[HOLY MOLY RAVIOLI FREAKING NUTS CRAZY DID THAT JUST HAPPEN INCREDIBLE POP]

JI: THE BOOM! WOLF FLEW THROUGH THE AIR WITH SKATEBOARD ON HIS BACK TO HIT THE BERSERKERS FLYING CLOTHESLINE FINISHER!

DH: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[Skateboard rolls away while Justice grabs the KO'd Radical Skater and ties his legs up for...]

[MASSIVE POP]

JI: THE JUSTICE LOCK! Justice has Radical Skater in that hold!

[The referee calls for the bell!]

*DING DING DING*

[GIGANTIC POP]

DH: Nooooooo! Rudoism!

FR: Here are your winners.. THE PAINTED FREAKS!

[The three men celebrate and pose for the fans as the crowd MARKS OUT LIKE CRAZY for them!]

JI: What a debut by the Painted Freaks here in Viva Lucha and you have to assume they are making a statement with that win in regards to their intentions for the Viva Lucha Trios Championships!

DH: QUE?! They just got here, Jose! Monarchy would make short work of these.. freaks!

[Justice, Doom, and Wolf stand in the ring as the fans cheer the return of the Painted Freaks. The menacing trio raises their arms celebrating the win and playing the Viva Lucha maniacs. However, speaking of Maniacs ... Out steps the masked legend himself Masked Maniac.]

JI: What is Masked Maniac doing out here?

DH: To further embarrass himself? He has been on quite the cold streak as of late according to rumors running around.

[Masked Maniac has a wireless mic in hand and his arrival has caught the attention of the Painted Freaks.]

MM: Welcome to my humble abode! Of course, you know who I am, I mean who doesn't?

[Doom and Wolf look at one another and shake their collective heads as Justice just stares waiting for Maniac to get to the point.]

MM: You made quick work of your opponents, but Viva Lucha didn't do you any favors. You see they had a great team in the back with nothing to do that would have given you a great match and probably WON!

[Maniac nods eagerly as the Painted Freaks doesn't look amused.]

MM: Yes ... the team of my Masked Bros - Goat Bro, Rey Dia-Bro, and me the Captain!

[Maniac points to himself with emphasis.]

MM: So, I am out here to speak for my Bro's. You all deserve a fight and we are looking to recapture our rightful place at the top of the Viva Lucha trio's division. How about you three step in the ring with us - the Mighty Mask Bros?

[The fans cheer in acceptable as the Painted Freaks look around at each other. However, before they can answer the Captain of the Mighty Masked Bros continues.]

MM: This isn't any match ... No this falls under LUCHA RULES!

[Maniac shouts Lucha Rules for effect.]

MM: One fall ... And of course, I will be representing the Mighty Masked Bros as the captain. It would take a miracle to pin me. It only makes sense right?

[Maniac seems proud of himself.]

MM: What do you three say? Do you have the Painted cajones to step into the right with the hottest trios team in Viva Lucha?

[Wolf and Doom look at Justice who motions for a microphone.]

Justice: You want a match with the Painted Freaks?

[Justice looks over to his partners. Wolf and Doom give their approval as Justice glares back towards Masked Maniac.]

Justice: We accept.

[Masked Maniac pumps his fist in excitement as the fans cheer in approval.]

MM: Most excellent. I know my bros will be ecstatic when I tell them about our match. Don't forget to pick a captain this is LUCHA rules!

[Maniac turns to head back to the back to break the news to his loyal masked amigos. However, the Painted Freaks get the last word as Justice continues to speak.]

Justice: Tell your "amigos" that we hope they have a high pain tolerance. When we enter this ring we mean business. It's all fun and games until that bell rings. Then you will find out that the Painted Freaks don't mess around.

[Maniac turns as the Painted Freaks smile before we fade to inside EGC's office where we see Carranza flashing a big smile, which is a change tonight, while leaning forward in his chair at his desk.]

EGC: I can not tell you how wonderful it is to have this meeting with you both.

[The camera pans over and we see Brian J. Valentine, decked out in a black suit, white dress shirt and a red and black checked tie sitting in front of Caranza's desk. Simo stands behind the chair shirtless, revealing his various scars upon his chest and back, a pair of blue jeans.]

BJV: Mr. Carranza it is a honor to be in this lovely office. I have to say the decor just works for you.

[The smile does not leave EGC's face.]

EGC: I am also very happy to see you took my advice about Fury.

BJV: Well when you're right, you're right. Fury is a monster and if I had let him continue to run unleashed upon Viva Lucha for much longer, I'm not sure we would be having this conversation right now.

[EGC arches an eyebrow.]

EGC: Before tonight is over we will know who shall challenge Fury for the Viva Lucha Heavyweight Championship.

BJV: Does it really matter who wins tonight Mr. Carranza? I am confident that if the past is any indication... well let's just say the path of pain is going to continue and Fury will still be the Heavyweight Champion when all is said and done.

[Carranza nods as he considers Valentine's words before flashing a warm yet sinister smile.]

EGC: Simo, I must say it is a distinct pleasure of mine to see you here. I have long admired your work and am quite a fan!

BVJ: We appreciate that Mr. Carranza. Not many men have sought to add Simo to their roster. Simo is a different animal and he scares quite a few insurance companies.

[Valentine chuckles as Carranza flashes a big smile.]

EGC: Well gentlemen, let me cut to the chase... I know that you are both familiar with a certain promotion in Yokohama, Japan and their sacred arena.. The Graveyard!

BJV: Ah yes, an aptly named arena for YJP.

[Emanuel nods his head.]

EGC: Yes, Yokohama Jisatsu Pro. I have long admired their brand of violence and I have ESPECIALLY had my eyes on a certain championship there.

[He flashes a lusty smile.]

EGC: No crown in all this sport of professional wrestling has had as much blood spilled over them like the famous scarred skull belt.

BJV: The Global Jisatsu Championship.

[Carranza nods his head.]

EGC: Gentlemen, it has taken me some time to arrange this but YJP have agreed to allow one of my arena's competitors to compete for their most prized treasure. There is but one catch... It must be on their sacred grounds, the Graveyard.

BJV: Interesting.

[Carranza gives them a very sincere and direct look.]

EGC: I do not trust an opportunity this important to anyone but you gentlemen. What do you say? Will you go to Yokohama, Japan and steal away this precious jewel and give it a new home in my arena?

BJV: Mr. Carranza, trust me when I say you will not disappointed in the violence this man can bring to the ring. He feels no pain and does not have a shred of remorse for his opponents. When that evening is over my friend, that scarred skull title will belong to Viva Lucha.

[Valentine and Carranza nod at one another with smiles as we fade to backstage where Sandy Brewster, with a sad smile on her face, is in street clothes and walking towards the exit when suddenly..]

"SANDY!!"

[Brewster turns around and her eyes LIGHT UP as Class of 2010's HARRIETT MORRISON runs up to her and the two women embrace!]

SB: Oh My God! I haven't seen you in years!

HM: I know!

[They laugh and smile warmly at each other.]

HM: Sandy, you were AMAZING out there!

SB: Oh... I don't know.

HM: What do you mean, you don't know?! Didn't you hear that crowd?!

[Sandy nods, trying not to cry. She shakes it off and shrugs her shoulders.]

SB: I failed in the end though.

[Harriett looks at her with sad eyes.]

HM: Sandy.

SB: It's OK. I've never had what it takes to make it in the big leagues I guess. Ol' Delacroix knew, that's why she split you and me apart in Girl Fight and put you were you are now.

[Morrison gets a guilty look on her face.]

HM: I wanted Team Tuff to work, Sandy. You taught me so much about everything! Not just wrestling but about life!

[Brewster nods with an appreciative smile.]

SB: Thanks, Harriett. I know you did but.. She wasn't wrong. Tonight was further proof while you still have so much potential and heights to reach. Especially with the Class of 2010.

[Sandy gives Harriett a pat ont he shoulder and nods her head.]

SB: You keep at it, OK, Harriett? There are a lot of girls who don't fit the classic molds that are looking up to you right now and what you are doing. Fight the good fight, Team Tuff style.

[Harriett nods then smiles.]

HM: I will but trust me, Sandy... With a performance like you did tonight.. Your time isn't over yet!

[They hug again and Morrison walks off. Sandy watches her walk away then looks at the ground with determined eyes.]

SB: Maybe.

[We cut away to the ring where the ill fashioned Fernando is standing by.]

FR: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a singles match!

["God Save The Queen" plays over the PA and the fans BOO THEIR HEADS OFF!]

FR: Introducing first, from the MONARCHY stable.. Here is... "THE DUKE".. WILLIAM PHILLIPS!

[Phillips, dressed in his ring gear, with Angus Ward and Duncan Taylor following behind him walks towards the ring with a sneer of disgust as he looks out at the fans.]

JI: Welcome back everyone! For those wondering how this next match came to be, from what I understand both William Phillips and the Cyborg King requested this match against one another and our boss, Emanuel Gonzalo Carranza, set it up.

DH: I suspect there is some manipulation by Monarchy going on here to maneuver for a shot at the Trios Championships, Jose.

[Phillips climbs into the ring with his compatriots and they strike a pose only to a giant chorus of BOOS! They react angrily towards the crowd, who they accuse of having no class or taste, before new music plays, (this music: https://youtu.be/wjD0vvVwZeQ ), and fans GO ABSOLUTELY AND TOTALLY APESHIT CRAZY!]

FR: And his opponent, he is the KING OF THE CYBORGS.. Here is... CYBORG KING!

[SUPER DUPER MIND BLOWING SWEET GOOD GAWD POP as Cyborg King, followed by his minions Cy-Force, walk out with the Viva Lucha Trios Championship belts around their waists! Cyborg King flashes a big smile and points to the crowd who do their thing!]

Crowd: CY-BORG KING! CY-BORG KING! CY-BORG KING! CY-BORG KING!

DH: It is difficult to say who the crowd is louder for, Jose, Cyborg King or Señor Goody Zapatos.

JI: There is definitely nothing quite like the VL Arena crowd when either of them come out to this ring, Diego!

[The Cyborg King climbs into the ring and looks Phillips up and down before chuckling. Phillips doesn't like that at all and warns the king of the cyborgs to watch it. The black masked referee checks both men for weapons while Fernando leaves the ring and then he motions for the bell.]

*DING*

********************************************************** Singles Match: Cyborg King [Cyborg Kingdom] vs "The Duke" William Phillips [Monarchy] **********************************************************

[Cyborg King and Phillips lock up and the king of the cyborgs quickly trips the Duke to the canvas. The Monarchy leader scrambles up only to get taken down by a hip toss and an arm drag before rolling out of the ring and throwing a tantrum outside the ring while Ward and Taylor try to calm him down. Cyborg King motions to the fans who of course GO TOTALLY NUTS FOR HIM and gets a "RESISTANCE IS FUTILE" chant going that drives Phillips so angry he rushes back in only to get taken down by more wrestling trips and takedowns before being tied up in a surfboard submission hold! Taylor jumps on the apron and complains which draws Cy01 to get in Taylor's face on the apron. Ward goes to reach under the ropes and break up the hold but Cy02 grabs him and yanks him away before he can do anything!]

[BIG POP]

JI: Things are getting a bit heated between the seconds of both competitors here!

DH: Who knows how long this will go before it breaks down, Jose!

[Black Mask gets both Taylor and Cy01 off the apron while Cyborg King breaks the hold and runs off the ropes only for Ward to sneak in a trip which distracts the cyborg monarch long enoughf or Duke to DECK him with a hard European Uppercut! Phillips uses eye gouges and various suplexes to keep Cyborg King reeling! He gets a double underhook and unloads multiple knee lifts before hitting a neckbreaker and going for the cover but it only gets a 2!]

Crowd: ALL HAIL OUR KING! GO CYBORG KING! ALL HAIL OUR KING! GO CYBORG KING!

DH: This crowd?!

JI: They are enthusiastic for the Cyborg King.

[Phillips curses at the crowd, as do Ward and Taylor, but the fans fire up Cyborg King who dodges an attack and counters with a CYBORG PUNCH! The King of all cyborgs unloads with dropkicks and chops before hitting a FLYING CYBORG PUNCH that has Phillips in a bad way! Ward and Taylor jump on the apron but so do Cy-Force and soon the four competitors are pushing and shoving each other and getting into it!]

JI: It's breaking down now!

[Black Mask tries to deal with that melee and doesn't see Phillips slip on a pair of brass knuckles and PUNCH CYBORG KING IN THE GROIN!]

[DIE YOU FILTHY BASTARD BOOS]

DH: CARAMBA!

JI: Phillips used brass knuckles for a low blow!

[The Duke uses an inside cradle to roll up the fouled king of the cyborgs and calls out to the ref who jumps into position and...]

ONE!

TWO!!

THREE!!!

*DING DING DING*

[MASSIVE FACE MELTING BOOS]

JI: Phillips has stolen this win!

DH: I do not think that is all he has going on, Jose!

[Indeed, Phillips pumps a fist with a big smile and with Ward & Taylor at his side he begins mocking the downed cyborg monarch and calling him names. Cy-Force are ready to jump into a fight but Cyborg King waves them off from the canvas while he grimaces as he holds his groin. The Duke says something to Cyborg King that gets quite a glare from the king of the cyborgs!]

DH: Que?!

JI: I believe Phillips just told Cyborg King if he was a real king he'd put the Trios Championships on the line at the season finale!

DH: Oh! Here it comes!

[Cyborg King nods his head and points at Phillips while doing so.]

JI: OH MY! Cyborg King just AGREED to it!

DH: WOW! Phillips played the King of the Cyborgs right into his plan, Jose!

JI: It appears that way!

[Phillips has a TRIUMPHANT smile as he departs the ring with his Monarchy comrades while Cyborg King glares at him.]

JI: It appears we will be seeing a Trios Championship Match on our season finale to join the International Light Heavyweight Title match, the JPWF Women's Title Match and the match between the Painted Freaks and the Masked Bros!

DH: Do not forget our main event will determine who Fury defends the Heavyweight Championship against, Jose!

JI: What a HUGE show our season finale is shaping up to be!

[We cut to backstage where we see a very agitated Rey Diablo Loco shaking his head while the Kid walks up to a wall and taps his head against it before turning around and walking to the other wall and doing the same then back again. Their despair is added to when a voice comes calling.]

"HEY BROS!"

[Loco flashes angry eyes towards the approaching Masked Maniac, who has a HUGE goofy smile on his face as he points to a "C" now prominently on his gear.]

MM: I got us a match! Did you see the fear in those Painted Freaks eyes?

[Rey's lower lip quivers as he tries to reply but Maniac wraps his arm around the lucha veteran's shoulders with a hearty laugh.]

MM: Don't worry my amigo-bro! Your fearless captain will lead us to victory. When I pin those painted freaks the ladies will be waiting backstage.

[Maniac watches the Kid continue to ram his head against both walls back and forth and then emits a hearty laugh as he pumps his fist.]

MM: That's the spirit! Two for me and one for each of you!

RDL: I am marri-

MM: Ami-bro, do you know what my favorite sex position is?

[Loco looks at Maniac with a horrified expression.]

MM: It's WOW!

[The luchador now has a confused look.]

MM: That is where I flip your MOM over!

[Maniac laughs while Loco buries his masked face in his hands before we cut to backstage where we see Señora Roja, with the variation of her mask that has her mouth and eyes exposed but hair tucked under the mask, flexing in front of a Viva Lucha banner and posing with a big smile.]

SR: Venga, Olga!

[We zoom out to see a very unhappy looking short Mexican woman with long black hair in a ponytail. She's wearing glasses, a light green blouse and dark slacks while holding a red cellphone in her hand, struggling to take the perfect picture.]

O: Ah... Ah....

[Roja's smiles turns into a snarl.]

SR: TAKE THE PICTURE!

[Olga winces as she presses the screen and..]

*KLICK*

[Roja flashes a wicked smile as she slinks over to Olga, her hips moving side to side, and she reaches for the phone.]

SR: Let me see!

[Olga frowns as she nervously hands the phone over to Roja. Roja squints as she inspects the picture and then slowly a large smile grows on her face.]

SR: Chica...

[Olga closes her eyes tightly, preparing for the worst, and is startled slightly in a different way as Roja slowly puts her arm around her shoulders and looks at her with a big smile.]

SR: Excellente, Olga!

[Relief comes over Olga as Roja shows her the picture on the phone with a reassuring squeeze.]

SR: Look at my abs, chica! You know I have been working hard on that this week and then check my legs out!

[Olga nods half-heartedly.]

O: I am pleased that you are satisfied with the picture.

[Roja nods as she stares at the phone.]

SR: Si!

O: But we really need to discuss some business strategy.

[Roja narrows her eyes at Olga.]

SR: Que?!

O: We have a flight to Japan for the FIERCE show and then we are coming back here for the Season finale and we need to maximize..

[Roja rolls her eyes and then turns Olga's head back towards the phone screen.]

SR: How many likes did my last Instagram get?

O: Ah..

[Olga squints to read and pushes up her glasses and shrugs.]

O: One thousand four hundred and seventeen?

SR: Si. Barely over one thousand because you suggested I wear that T-shirt.

[Olga holds up a finger in protest.]

O: We were promoting your appearance at that convention and promotion is a good thing!

[Roja messes with the phone before showing it to Olga again.]

SR: How many likes did THIS one get?

[Olga sighs as she closes her eyes.]

SR: How many, chica?

[Olga nervously pushes up her glasses.]

O: T-twenty five thousand, eight hundred and ninety three.

[Roja nods then pulls Olga close to her more aggressively and Olga gets a scared look on her face.]

SR: Nearly twenty six thousand likes! And you know why? Because it's a picture of my ass in that little two piece bikini we got from that swimwear company!

O: But.. You are not pursuing a career as a swimsuit model.

SR: No! I am a LUCHADORA! I am the top ruda in the world! And it is because of these kind of pictures that my stock is rising!

[Roja begins walking and Olga follows nervously after her.]

SR: You are aware of what family I belong to, no?

O: S-si. Por su puesto.

[Roja spins around and jabs a finger in Olga's face.]

SR: Then do NOT forget your place, ratta! You assist me like you were hired to do and leave the big decisions to me!

[Olga defeatedly nods her head and then Roja spins around and continues walking. She pauses briefly to glance over to the side and chuckle before walking off screen with Olga following after her. We don't follow, instead we pan over in the direction that Roja looked towards and we see Valerie Bloom, still in her ring gear, holding an ice pack to her head as she sits on a bench and an agitated Anna Williams sits besides her.]

AW: OK, Val, you gotta' level with me!

[Valerie rolls her eyes.]

VB: What are you talking about, girl?

AW: Don't give me that! What is your deal lately?!

[Bloom shrugs with much irritation.]

VB: What?! Being part of the Class of 2010? Being HAWT? My jobs?

[Anna narrows her eyes.]

AW: You know what I mean, Val! A few shows ago you jumped in the way of that slap by Mary Sue.

VB: I was being a good friend, you're welcome by the way.

AW: Then you attacked Cristiana and got me disqualified and eliminated from that tournament!

[Valerie shrugs again.]

VB: So I got caught up in the moment! I apologized like a GAZILLION times already, didn't I?!

AW: And tonight you LEAPED out of the ring just to eat a chair shot by Cristiana to protect me from it!

[Bloom throws her hands up in the air.]

VB: BEST! FRIEND! EVER!

[Valerie looks uncomfortable as she puts the ice pack back against her head and sighs. Anna watches her for a moment before smiling sarcastically.]

AW: Maybe we shouldn't have been worried about Harriett all these years and it was really YOU who was "that way".

[Bloom narrows her eyes at Anna.]

VB: I will HIT you with this ice pack.

AW: Will you? You won't let anyone else hit me it seems!

[Valerie frowns as she puts her ice pack down.]

VB: Nah. I wouldn't hit you. Not on purpose anyways.

[Anna throws her hands up in the air.]

AW: What is going on, Val?! Just tell me already!

[Valerie sighs sadly as she looks down at the floor.]

VB: Do you have any siblings, Anna?

[Williams is taken aback by this question.]

AW: Ah.. Yeah! I got two older brothers.

[Valerie makes a confused face.]

VB: You do? Do they wrestle too?

[Anna shakes her head.]

AW: They were never interested in it.

[Valerie is surprised.]

VB: Seriously?! With your famous aunt and uncle?!

[Anna shrugs.]

AW: I mean.. They thought it was cool Auntie and Uncle Pablo were famous but they just wanted like expensive video game presents and stuff. Or they'd tell girls to impress them and stuff like that.

[Valerie chuckles.]

VB: But you idolized them?

[Anna's face lights up.]

AW: Duh! They are like real life superheroes!

[Valerie makes a face.]

VB: I think you mean super villains.

[Anna rolls her eyes.]

AW: Whatever. Wait!

[Williams narrows her eyes.]

AW: What does this have to do with what we're talking about?!

[Valerie sighs sadly.]

VB: I'm an only child. My parents.. They tried to have more kids. They wanted lots of kids. But.. My mom had like two miscarriages before she had me. Then she had three MORE after me before they gave up.

AW: Oh, Val! I didn't know!

[Valerie shrugs.]

VB: I was five the last time they tried. My mom was so careful with everything. She was so careful... And she still miscarried.

[Bloom starts to get emotional and Anna puts her arm around her.]

AW: I'm sorry, Val.

[Valerie wipes away tears from her eyes and shrugs.]

VB: Thing is.. Doctors have told me.. They said I may have trouble as well if I ever pursue kids.

AW: What?!

VB: I.. Not that I was thinking of ruining this HAWT body with kids right now or anything but..

[Bloom sighs then looks Anna in the eyes.]

VB: Just let me pretend to be your sister, alright?

[Anna tries to fight back tears herself before laughing and nodding.]

AW: OK! But stop trying to protect me, OK?

[They embrace and we fade to inside the ring where we see for the second time tonight the IMPOSSIBLY gorgeous, possibly the MOST beautiful woman on the planet, Maria Juarez, in her curve hugging red dress, greets us with a big smile.]

MJ: Hola, again!

*wink*

[HEARTS AFLUTTER HOW CAN YOU BE REAL AND SO BEAUTIFUL POP]

MJ: One of the most anticipated matches set for Viva Lucha's season finale will be between my next two guests! Please welcome first.. The very first winner of LA REINA DE EL CENTRO TOURNAMENT...

[HOLY MOLY POP]

MJ: And the NUMBER ONE CONTENDER for the JPWF Women's World Championship... TESLA ST. JAMES!

[The thunderous beats of Led Zeppelin's "When the Levee Breaks" cranks throughout the arena. The crowd erupts into a symphony of cheers as Red Irish itself appears. Dressed in black jeans and a blood red hoodie matching her hair, Tesla makes her way down, idly slapping the hands of nearby fans. She slides under the bottom rope and gives Maria a friendly fistbump on her way to the corner. She climbs to the second turnbuckle, raises a fist and then awaits her future opponent. Maria's smile dims slightly and she takes a big gulp before continuing on.]

MJ: And now please welcome my other guest at this time... With Mister Gordon J. Dutt here is the JPWF Women's World Champion... THE GOBLIN QUEEN!

[As "Malaise" by Nunchaku blares over the loudspeakers, out stalks out the Gargantuan Goddess of Graven Gore. The Goblin Queen ROARS with rage as she slams a meaty fist into her chest. Her prize, the beloved pink JPWF belt, is dragged behind her as if it was an abused animal, much to the horror of the fans. And by her side is her scheming manager, the insidious Gordon D. Dutt. Carrying that silver briefcase and wearing a white linen suit, a green bowtie and a slick grin, Dutt eyes Tesla and Maria standing in the ring as if they were participants in his own private stag film. At the ring's edge, he snatches up a mic while the Queen enters the ring.]

GJD: Ladies...

[Dutt winks. No hearts EVER will be a-flutter at this wink. Shrugging, Gordon enters himself.]

GJD: ...please, this doesn't need to end in violence! I'm sure there's more _creative_ ways to settle things...

[METEORIC WE HATE YOU TWO BOOS!

Tesla steps closer towards Dutt, causing some irrational excitement. She reaches out her hand...

...to take away the microphone. She turns and tosses it outside the ring. The Queen, though her anger is apparent, watches to see where this will lead. The crowd is of course happy.]

Crowd: THANK YOU TES-LA~!

<CLAP!> <CLAP!> <CLAP!!CLAP!CLAP!>

THANK YOU TES-LA~!

<CLAP!> <CLAP!> <CLAP!!CLAP!CLAP!>

[Keeping her eyes on the Queen more than Dutt, Tesla eases towards the awaiting microphone presented by Maria.]

TSJ: Possibly the _only_ creative thing you could possible do is keep your mouth shut.

[SUPER TENSION IS BUILDING POP~!]

TSJ: And I realize this may be hard for you Dutt but no one and I mean, _no one_, is here to see you run your mouth. What _everyone_ wants to see is that very violence your sycophantic little mind is only going to twist into something disgusting. A concept like dignity may be new to you. But a concept like respect is clearly a black hole in which you and your kingdomless Queen revel in.

[WE SMELL THE FIGHT COMING POP~!]

TSJ: I can deal with you two not having respect for me. That's nothing new.

I can deal with you two not having respect for the title she drags behind her. I will address that very soon.

I can deal with you two not having respect for the MBC Women's Championship title, a title that is my very lifeblood and soul. Your blood will be spilled for that.

Crowd: M-B-C~! M-B-C~! M-B-C~!

M-B-C~! M-B-C~! M-B-C~!

TSJ: But in this moment, you will show respect to this kind woman who wishes to conduct the interview.

[Eyes still on the Queen and Dutt, Tesla defers to Maria. Meanwhile, Her Majesty growls as a now-glaring Dutt looks VERY tempted to unleash his charge upon the feisty redhead. But he puts a hand up towards the Queen, mouthing "Not yet!" to her. Checking one last time, Maria turns towards Tesla.]

MJ: We saw the absolute war that took place between The Goblin Queen and Gloria Butler. What are your take aways from that.

TSJ: Two things, Maria. The first, Gloria Butler is part of a very bright future for our sport. She went toe to toe with the Queen. Gloria proved that the champion everybody fears in Viva Lucha is not so invincible. The monster can bleed.

[The crowd pops with approval but Tesla holds up her finger, calling for the crowd to pause.]

TSJ: And if it bleeds, you can kill it.

[BIG POP from the crowd at that response! Maria turns towards Dutt and the snarling Queen of mayhem and destruction.]

MJ: Do you agree that your client showed vulnerability in the battle against Butler?

[Dutt just shoots Maria a very ugly sneer as he looks over the lovely reporter rather suggestively]

GJD: Dear, dear Maria...Her Majesty showed NO such vulnerability! Much like any superior predator, the Goblin Queen just prefers to play with her prey before CRUSHING the wretch to oblivion! [Gordon turns towards Tesla with a mock look of concern.] It makes the inevitable victory all that much more...delicious.

[Maria turns towards Tesla.]

MJ: Tesla, you also had a big victory yourself on our last show when you won La Reina de el Centro!

[HUGE POP]

MJ: What are your thoughts on your big tournament victory?

[Maria turns towards Tesla.]

MJ: Tesla, you also had a big victory yourself on our last show when you won La Reina de el Centro!

[HUGE POP]

MJ: What are your thoughts on your big tournament victory?

TSJ: It'll go down as one of the proudest moments in my career and my life. But every victory is bittersweet. Winning means you get to fight the next day. Winning means you get to fight more important battles. Winning means facing better and bigger opponents. Winning means getting a chance to put back together what should have never been torn apart.

GJD: [cutting in] Oh please! [HEEL POP but the dastardly Dutt appears to have something on his mind and nothing is stopping him!] "M-B-C"...yes, Bastard this, Bastard that, but what have you done recently, Tesla?! You suck on the memory of a dead fed like it was your mother's tit!

[A beat. And then a sick grin.]

GJD: Of course, if those rumoured tapes of you and Miyuki Ozaki are anything to consider, that's not all you su--

[THOOM! Tesla lashes out at Dutt's jaw before he can finish that sleazy sentiment much to the joy of the fans! Dutt crumples to the ring floor! But the Queen ROARS...]

GQ: KOSHINUKE YARIMAN!!!!

[...and LAUNCHES herself at the Number One Contender to her title!]

[HOLY MOLY RAVIOLI POP]

DH: CARAMBA!

JI: Oh my!

[Maria Juarez FLEES from the ring faster than an Olympic sprinter as Goblin Queen and Tesla St. James TEAR INTO ONE ANOTHER! Fists and kicks fly in a wild flurry before both women tumble to the ground and claw and grapple with one another with blind aggression and gutteral roars!]

JI: This interview has been thrown out the window as all restraint has been tossed aside here!

DH: You think?!

[Both women roll up to their feet and Tesla fires off some quick punches before being absolutely ROCKED by a BLUDGEONING fist into her face by the Goblin Queen who then grabs St. James by her throat and with a FRIGHTENING ROAR drives both the redhead and herself through the ropes and tumbling dangerously to the floor outside!]

[HOLY F-ING GUACAMOLE POP]

JI: MADRE Y DIOS!

DH: They are going to KILL each other, Jose!

[Maria Juarez's eyes go wide as saucers as she scurries by the announce table while Tesla St. James struggles to her feet, grabbing her face but GROWLING at the same time. The Goblin Queen casts a concerned look at Dutt, reigniting her RAGE and she rushes over and grabs St. James by her hair and ...]

*WHAMASMACKABAM*

[DEAR SWEET MERCIFUL FATHER IN HEAVEN DAMN POP]

JI: CARAMBA! She slammed Tesla's face into the ring post SO HARD!

DH: Remember what the Goblin Queen did to Meiko Yamazaki, Jose? Tesla may not make it to the season finale!

[St. James stumbles and staggers while clutching at her face as the Goblin Queen ROARS in violent pursuit! Tesla spins around, a trickle of blood running down her face from her forehead, and BOOTS the Goblin Queen in midsection before hitting a STIFF knee to the face of the queen of destruction dropping her to one knee!]

[RAGING ANGRY VIOLENCE POP]

JI: This is bad! We maybe need some security to break this up.

DH: And to protect us and Maria from being killed, Jose!

[Tesla grimaces as she holds her aching face but has no time to recover as her highness of death and devastation rises to her feet with a WAR CRY and the two women launch at each other once again! And then Lady Warhawk, Rachel Carlisle, Gloria Butler, Harriett Morrison, a limping Juno Takayama, Teresa Villa, Anna Williams, Valerie Bloom, Catherine MacDonald, Amanda Irvine, Brittany Young, Cristiana, Lucy Daglish and slinking behind everyone else Senora Roja all come rushing out towards the ring from the back!]

JI: Thank Goodness!

DH: Si!

[Maria Juarez sighs with relief as all the women's wrestlers hit the scene and swarm Goblin Queen and Tesla St. James! They manage to separate the two ladies from one another but both competitors are VIOLENTLY trying to escape the clutches of those desiring to calm the storm.]

JI: What a crazy scene this has been but hopefully order can be restored soon.

DH: Do not say that Jose!

[At nearly the same moment, both the JPWF Women's World Champion and the number one contender break free from those holding them back and LAUNCH AT EACH OTHER WITH VIOLENT GUSTO ONCE AGAIN!]

[LET THEM FIGHT WILD BRAWL HOLY MOLY POP]

JI: CARAMBA!

DH: I TOLD you NOT to say that, Jose!

[Maria Juarez is in full panic and she rushes to EGC's office and slams her hands against the door while the women struggle to separate Tesla and Goblin Queen from one another! The office door flies open and a very unhappy EGC steps out, ready to tear into whomever is disturbing him when he sees Maria and the chaos going on and his eyes go wide with surprise!]

JI: Maria has brought this to the attention of our boss.

DH: He will find a way to calm this all down.

[EGC gives a signal to someone off screen and suddenly security guards begin streaming out from the back to ringside.]

[DON'T SPOIL OUR BRAWLING FUN BOOS]

JI: The crowd isn't happy about this but these two can not go crazy like this before their title match on the next show.

DH: And for OUR safety too, Jose! Why do you not think about our safety in any of this??

[The combined forces of the security guards and the ladies manage to pry both the Goblin Queen and Tesla St. James from one another yet again. A dazed Gordon J. Dutt tries to push through to his charge while Carranza motions for everyone to stay calm with a flabbergasted expression on his face.]

JI: This is still a very tense situation.

DH: Another understatement of the year from you.

[Lady Warhawk and Gloria Butler talk St. James down and she assures them she's cool. Goblin Queen twitches and jerks with violent anger barely under the surface while Dutt rubs his jaw. Everyone starts to relax and then..]

*DASH*

[HECK YES NEVER STOP FIGHT FOREVER POP]

[Tesla breaks free and scrambles under the ropes back inside the ring and Goblin Queen blasts past security and ladies to dive under the ropes and both women UNLEASH a flurry of punches and strikes on one another as everyone scrambles several steps behind after them!]

[TEAR THIS PLACE DOWN BRAWL FOREVER POP]

JI: This is COMPLETELY out of control!

[Senora Roja stays out of the ring, shaking her head as if refusing to go into the chaos of everyone trying to stop these two from murdering each other! Lucy Daglish slides out of the ring and stumbles around til she takes off for the back while Carranza incredulously climbs into the ring and appeals for calm but then a sea of humanity crashes upon him because of the brawling Goblin Queen and St. James and...]

*TUMBLE*

*THUD*

[HOLY MOLY RAVIOLI POP]

JI: THEY JUST KNOCKED CARRANZA OVER!!

DH: EL JEFE SPILLED OUT OF THE RING EVEN, JOSE!!! AIEEEEEEEEE!

[Security and ladies take numerous blows as they manage to push both warring ladies from one another. Goblin Queen in one corner, Tesla St. James in the opposing corner. And outside the ring Fernando Rodriguez rushes over to help Emanuel Gonzalo Carranza up to his feet. El jefe grabs the microphone from Fernando then SHOVES him away and with BLAZING eyes of FIRE rushes under the ropes and into the ring and glares from one corner to the other before..]

EGC: CALMATE! CALLLLLLMMAAAAATEEEEE!!!!!

[Everyone stops though no on releases Goblin Queen or Tesla but all eyes do turn towards Carranza who is SEETHING with anger.]

EGC: I see how it is going to be between you two! Since the two of you can NOT control yourselves I have no choice but to take precautions to protect the well being of these fans and our staff! So.. Next show.. Our Season finale... With the JPWF Women's World Championship on the line... The two of you and...

[He points to all the women's wrestlers in the ring.]

EGC: ALL OF YOU will be here too because this will be... A LUMBERJACK MATCH!

[HOLY MOLY RAVIOLI POP]

JI: CARAMBA! A lumberjack match!

DH: It will be the first one in Viva Lucha ever!

[Carranza points from one corner to the other.]

EGC: But don't you DARE fight more tonight or GOD HELP ME WHAT I WILL DO!

[With that Carranza throws the mic down and storms out of the ring and slams the door of his office as he goes back inside. Goblin Queen bristles but Dutt emphatically shakes his head towards her while St. James touches the blood on her face and glares at the Queen of armageddon.]

DH: Everyone better be on their best behavior the rest of tonight, Jose!

JI: Agreed!

[We fade from the CHAOS to backstage where we see the seemingly lifeless form of Zombie Girl laying on a bench with her white, black and purple make up and tattered clothes. She lays motionless for moments until a shadow falls over her.]

"Haw!"

[Zombie Girl's face twitches.]

"Bampot!"

[It twitches further.]

"Bonnie Dead Burd!"

*FWOOSH*

[All at once Zombie Girl sits up (Undertaker style) with her eyes wide open! She turns to see the curious sweaty face of Lucy Daglish smiling at her.]

LD: Yeez missed out on the action! They's wis a fighting like radge! We had to run out there and try to break it up and they cowped the boss even!

[Zombie Girl doesn't bite at Lucy, oddly enough, but listens intently.]

LD: Ah wiz like forget this fash an' got back here like a dunderheed!

[Daglish giggles a bit before looking around and biting her lip with a nervous smile.]

LD: Bonnie panbread burd.. 'ave you seen him around?

[Zombie Girl looks down for a moment before looking back up and slowly shaking her head. Lucy frowns.]

LD: Ah feart twas the case.

[Daglish sits down next to Zombie Girl and the two of them sit side by side on the bench, staring at the floor.]

LD: Anno what yeez thinkin'. Ah am a pure dafty dunderheed. Aye. Ah won't deny it.

[Lucy looks over at Zombie Girl.]

LD: But yeez get me, don't you?

[Zombie Girl just makes mumbly noises that we can't understand. Daglish nods her head.]

LD: Aye. Aye.

*RUSTLE*

[Both women's heads jerk up and they listen to the sounds carefully.]

LD: ...

ZG: ...

[Lucy looks over at Zombie Girl and motions with her head.]

LD: (Whispering) Cummoan!

[They both slowly creep off the bench and tip toe down the hall before looking around a corner. We look over their shoulders and spy the MASSIVE back of a large man with long curly messy black hair and wearing tattered dark gray jeans, black combat boots and a black leather jacket. The large man grabs at food on a table and grunts as he shoves some of the items into his jacket pockets. We cut to the ecstatic face of Lucy Daglish and the awed expression of Zombie Girl as they watch him.]

LD: (whispering) It's him! He's here! There's nae OTHER like him!

[Zombie Girl makes soft mumbling noise before we fade back to the now clear ring where Fernando is standing by.]

FR: The following contest is our MAIN EVENT!

[MAIN EVENT POP]

FR: It is a LADDER MATCH with a shot at the VIVA LUCHA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP on our SEASON FINALE up for grabs!

[HUGE POP]

[We see a shot of a briefcase on a hook above the ring and some ladders around the ring before we watch as the massive El Caballo de Troya Azul makes his masked way towards the ring.]

FR: Introducing first, the winner of the Chance of a Lifetime Battle Royal earlier tonight... EL CABALLO DE TROYA AZUL!

[POP]

JI: What a night this has been for this man! Coming from complete obscurity to winning the battle royal earlier tonight to now with a chance to get a shot at the Viva Lucha Heavyweight Championship!

DH: No se, Jose. He sure looks familiar to me the more I see him.

JI: Que?

DH: His mask is not familiar but his physique, the way he does things in the ring.. I am sure we have seen this man before!

[As the large masked man pumps a fist to the crowd before "Paranoia 180" from DDR plays over the PA and a spotlight falls on the top of the entrance stage. The curtains part and we all wait for a few moments before....]

*FLIP*

*SWOOSH*

*BOOSH*

[WOAH POP]

[Out somersaults the mysterious silver masked Question Mark! He points a finger at the ring, frozen like a statue for a moment before he starts moving his head from side to side in beat with the music as he starts walking towards the ring with fans imitating his head movements.]

FR: And his opponent.. Here is... QUESTION MARK!

JI: We don't know much about this man. What we have seen so far has been very impressive though some did not approve of his sneak attack to eliminate "Overkill" Joey Malone in the Light Heavyweight Gauntlet Match a few shows ago.

DH: Those people are LOSERS, Jose! In a match like that you do what you can to make the match as short as possible because you have no idea how many opponents you may be facing. It was smart rudo strategy!

[Question Mark flips into the ring and scrambles to the 2nd turnbuckle where he conintues his head movements until his music fades and new music plays. Loud lovely music from the THUNDER GODS of METAL HEAVEN aka... "Overkill" by MOTORHEAD blasts over the PA!]

[GIANT POP]

FR: And their opponent.. Here is... "OVERKILL" JOEY MALONE!

[The El Centro fans GO NUTS as Malone SPRINTS from the back towards the ring and slides in and jumps right into Question Mark's face!! The gray masked referee jumps in between them but Malone wants to start fighting RIGHT NOW but Question Mark laughs as he backs off while doing his head movements and his hands in the air.]

[LET THEM FIGHT POP]

JI: Caramba! Malone is ready to tear into Question Mark right now!

DH: He is just a sore loser, Jose.

[The official continues to stay between the angry Malone and Question Mark when blessed Motorhead fades out and new music, (this music: https://youtu.be/20AkHqVTeg4 ), plays and the crowd.. BOOS LIKE NO TOMORROW!]

FR: And their opponent... He is the KING OF ALL ROBOTS.. Here is... NOT OK BOSS!

[With Hecho en Mexico on either side of him out walks Not OK Boss with the crown upon his head and the fans LET HIM HAVE IT WITH FIERCE FACE SEARING BOOS!]

[DIE WE HATE YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID TO MARY SUE BOOS]

JI: Listen to this crowd!

DH: You would think Miguel Villa Lobos was walking out here!

JI: Strangely, yeah.

[Not OK Boss cackles at the fans as he makes his way to the ring. He climbs into the ring and looks at the three other men already in the ring before rearing his head back and cackling loudly!]

[OH GOD WE CAN'T WAIT FOR SOMEONE TO SMASH YOU GOOD EVIL ROBOT BOOS]

JI: Wow!

DH: Si.

[Not OK Boss cackles even HARDER once new music plays, (this music: https://youtu.be/C11fAGXGbB4 ) and fans... GO CRAZY NUTS!]

FR: And their opponent... Here is... PROFESSOR WHERE!

[Professor Where walks out with his eyes focused squarely on Not OK Boss who cackles at him from the ring. Where starts to walk faster and faster until he sprints towards the ring and LUNGES FOR THE KING OF ALL ROBOTS!]

[MASSIVE POP]

DH: CARAMBA!

[HUGE DEAFENING BOOS]

[Hecho en Mexico are in the ring and they stand between Where and the king of the robots.]

[LET WHERE MURDER THE ROBOT DAMN YOU BOOS]

JI: ANOTHER issue ready to boil over here!

DH: I do not understand what the issue is, Jose.

JI: QUE?! Not OK Boss hit Mary Sue with EL MARTINETE, the most dangerous move in all of lucha libre, and allowed the Cyborg Kingdom to waltz out with her!

DH: Well why not also be angry at the Cyborg Kingdom, then?! Why is everything directed at our future overlord the king of all robots?!

[The gray masked official gets Where to back off but then has to scramble over to stop Joey Malone from getting into Question Mark's face again!]

JI: This is going to be total chaos when that bell rings.

DH: Si!

[As Gray Mask struggles with this situation new music that the VL Arena faithful have not heard before, (this music: https://youtu.be/9oTNs4n4wMM ), and fans kind of FREAK THE HECK OUT!]

FR: And their opponents.. Making his VIVA LUCHA DEBUT... Accompanied by MARGARITA RAMOS.. Here is.... OMAR OSCAVEDO MARTINEZ!

[GIGANTIC HOLY MOLY IT'S A REAL MAN SIZED POP as the muscular Mexican heavyweight with long wavy black hair, goatee, mustache and white trunks with black ring boots with tassels (think Ultimate Warrior boots) known to wrestling fans from his brief appearances in Phoenix Valley Wrestling and especially his time in All Star Lucha Libre and currently in Tradicion Lucha Libre.. Omar Oscavedo Martinez comes striding out slamming his fist against his chest and yelling "I AM NOT A SISSY! I AM A REAL MAN!". And coming up behind him is the SUPER HOLY MOLY HOT Margarita Ramos dressed in SUPER tight and SUPER tiny red short shorts, white bikini top and green boots that come up to her knees.]

[THE LADIES MARK OUT FOR OMAR POP!]

[THE GUYS MARK OUT FOR MARGARITA POP!]

JI: There had been rumors for quite some time that Omar Oscavedo Martinez would be making his way to Viva Lucha but they had not materialized until tonight!

DH: Ohhhh.... Caraaammmmbaaaa!

[We get a shot of a STUNNED Diego as he watches Margarita Ramos walk by ringside behind Omar. She stops to slowly turn her head towards Diego and WINK in his direction.]

DH: MADRE Y DIOS!

[She slowly turns her back towards Diego and she exaggerates the sway of her hips as she climbs up the steps onto the ring apron and very slowly bends over as she climbs between the ropes and follows her man into the ring.]

DH: CARAMBAIEEEEEEEEE!!!

JI: Are you OK, Diego?

DH: Ah... Que? Ah... S-si. Si.

[Omar looks at everyone in the ring then slaps his chest and screams "YOU ARE ALL SISSIES! I AM A REAL MAN!" and then charges right for the large el Caballo de Troya Azul and starts laying shots on him and ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE and the referee calls for the bell!]

*DING*

********************************************************** 6 Man Number One Contender's Ladder Match: El Caballo de Troya Azul vs Question Mark vs "Overkill" Joey Malone vs Not OK Boss [Robot Kingdom] vs Professor Where II vs Omar Oscavedo Martinez w/ Margarita Ramos **********************************************************

[With the fans LOSING THEIR MINDS everyone launches into action! Joey Malone is unloading shots on Question Mark, Professor Where is forced to deal with the tag team Hecho en Mexico while Not OK Boss exits the ring and goes for a ladder and Omar Oscavedo Martinez is exchanging shots with the big man Caballo de Troya Azul but it's not going so well for Omar as the large masked man is winning out in the punch exchange! Question Mark jabs a thumb in Malone's eyes before rolling out of the ring and going for a ladder himself but Overkill is hot on his trails and leaps off the apron only for...]

*CLANGABOOM*

*THUD*

[HOLY FREAKING MOLY]

JI: Not OK Boss knocked Malone out of mid-air with that ladder!

DH: He is not done, Jose!

[Question Mark at first is glad for the aid by the king of all robots until he realizes Not OK Boss isn't finished...]

*CLANGABOOM*

*THUD*

[YIKES POP]

JI: Question Mark just got nailed upside the head!

DH: Despite appearances I guess Question Mark is NOT a robot, Jose, thus he must fall as well like all humans must fall to the robot kingdom!

[Not OK Boss cackles and climbs onto the apron with the ladder and calls out to his minions, Hecho en Mexico. R-Uno and R-Dos grab ahold of the struggling Professor Where and go to whip him towards the outstretched ladder in Not OK Boss' possession but the second Where puts the brakes on and whips R-Dos into the ladder..]

*CLANGABOOM*

[HUGE POP]

[And hits a STIFF high kick upside R-Uno's head!]

[HUGE POP]

[And then as Not OK Boss drops ahold of the ladder, Where charges and springs over the ladder and the ropes and TACKLES NOT OK BOSS OFF THE APRON TO THE FLOOR OUTSIDE!]

[MASSIVE HOLY FREAKING MOLY BEAT HIS ROBOT FACE IN POP]

JI: CARAMBA! Professor Where defying the numbers and going right after Not OK Boss!

DH: I am not sure how smart it is to go after someone as dangerous as the King of the Robots, Jose, but I know if Where wants to challenge for the Viva Lucha Heavyweight Championship he needs to refocus where his attention should be!

[In the ring, el Caballo is lighting up Omar's chest with chops before dragging him to a corner and ramming his head into the turnbuckles! Margarita Ramos hops onto the ring apron and distracts Caballo with a display of her long legs as she wraps herself around the ropes which gives Martinez a moment to attack his foe from behind with a double axe handle. The big masked man slowly turns around and shakes his finger at Omar who becomes enraged and SLAPS the blue masked man across the face and accuses him of being a "sissy"! El Cabllo de Troya Azul trembles with rage before grabbing Martinez and declaring he'll show him a "sissy" and then he spins Omar around and lifts him high into the air before hitting a BIG atomic drop that leaves Martinez writhing on the canvas while holding his groin!]

DH: Jose, we have seen this man before I just.. I just can not place where or when!

JI: But neither of us had ever heard of him before tonight, Diego.

DH: Si but... Something very familiar about him!

[Outside the ring Malone and Question Mark are back at it, exchanging shots until the masked man stuns Overkill with a jab to the throat before dropping him with a clothesline. Question Mark grabs a ladder around ringside and lays it down on the entrance ramp before scooping up Joey and walking over, intending to slam his foe down onto the ladder. But Overkill struggles and fires off elbows til Question Mark is forced to release him and Malone escapes and then hits a DROPKICK that sends Question Mark stumbling over the ladder onto the entrance ramp! Malone then grabs the ladder and sets it up at the bottom of the entrance ramp and starts to climb while Question Mark gets to his feet. The crowd grows LOUDER with anticipation as Malone gets to the top and then..]

*FLIES*

*THUD*

*TUMBLE*

*CRASH*

[HOLY FREAKING MOLY RAVIOLI GUACAMOLE CHEESECAKE ELECTRIC GUITAR EXPLOSION POP]

JI: MADRE Y DIOS!

DH: CARAMBA!

JI: MALONE DIVED OFF THE TOP OF THE LADDER ONTO QUESTION MARK AND THEY FELL INTO THE CROWD!!!

Crowd: HOLY MEEP! HOLY MEEP! HOLY MEEP! HOLY MEEP!

[As the fans LOSE THEIR MIND over that, Professor Where is once again tangling with Hecho en Mexico but outside the ring. While that is happening, Not OK Boss is cackling and climbing back into the ring where the ladder he had earlier rests. El Caballo de Troya Azul is rocking Omar Oscavedo Martinez with hard shots when..]

*CLANG*

[DIE YOU ROBOT EVIL BASTARD BOOS]

JI: Not OK Boss has just rammed that ladder into first Troya Azul and then Martinez!

DH: At least one competitor has their eye on the prize, Jose!

[Not OK Boss cackles while the crowd BOO HIM INTO TOMORROW as he sets up the ladder under the briefcase. The king of all robots begins to climb when outside the ring, Professor Where hits a leaping kick on R-Dos and then trips R-Uno before cowboy kicking him in the face and then turns his angry eyes towards the ring. Where rushes onto the ring apron, grabs the top rope and hops onto it and then..]

*SPRING*

*FLIES*

*WHOMP*

[SUPER DUPER POP]

JI: Professor Where springboarded off the top rope and has landed on Not OK Boss!

DH: Caramba!

[Not OK Boss tries to kick the Professor off of him but Where holds on and fires off forearm shots to the lower back of the robot king. Margarita Ramos works on reviving Omar while el Caballo stirs. And then..]

"Pro-Fess-Sor"

[Both Where and Not OK Boss stop and both turn their heads towards the top of the entrance stage.]

"Pro-fess-sor Where!"

DH: What is going on Jose?

JI: No se! I hear a voice but I don't see any-

[GASP POP]

[Everyone's eyes go wide as walking out onto the entrance ramp is a familiar looking caucasian woman who does not look like we remembered. The curly blonde hair is gone, replaced with a buzz cut that is colored purple. Silver and gold face paint adorns her face as does blue lipstick. She is wearing a silver and gold body suit with a necklace made of crudely assembled metal scraps. She has an earpiece with a microphone attached and she points towards the ring.]

JI: Is... Is that Mary Sue?

DH: It looks like her but.. she shaved her hair!

JI: And she's dressed up like the cyborg kingdom!

[Professor Where's eyes are wide open and a look of shock is on his face. He mouths "Mary?" and the woman nods her head.]

MS: Yes, pro-fess-sor.. I am the one once known as Mary Sue.

[WHAT THE WHAT POP]

[Mary Sue points at Professor Where.]

MS: My time as Mary Sue is near an end, Pro-Fess-Sor. A new fate awaits me. But I wanted to tell you Thank You for bringing me to Viva Lucha! If you did not bring me here then the king of the robots would never have broken me and given me this new life that begins shortly!

[INTENSE BOOS for Not OK Boss hurting Mary Sue in the past mixed with WHAT THE SUPER DUPER CONFUSION POP]

[Professor Where's face is a mask of anger, confusion and despair.]

MS: See, Pro-Fess-Sor. Here they come now.

[The crowd MARK THE HECK OUT as Cy-Force and Cyborg King walk out behind Mary. Cyborg King holds a tiara made of junk much like his crown of junk upon his head. Mary looks sad for a moment as she looks down.]

MS: My time as Mary Sue ends but if I can have one last request, Pro-Fess-Sor, as Mary Sue your friend to you it is this...

[She points up at Not OK Boss.]

MS: Break the one who broke me!

[MASSIVE SUPER DUPER POP]

[Where grimaces from emotional pain he is feeling at all of this but nods his head towards Mary. She gives a nod then flashes a sad smile.]

MS: Goodbye, Pro-Fess-Sor.

[Cyborg King approaches behind Mary and places the tiara on her head and suddenly Mary starts to convulse and shake! Cy-Force go to her side but she suddenly straightens and GLARES at the ring and Professor Where.]

MS: ALL HAIL THE CYBORG KINGDOM!

[WOAH POP]

MS: ALL HAIL THE CYBORG KING!

[MASSIVE SUPER DUPER POP]

MS: AND ALL HAIL... THE CYBORG QUEEN!

[HOLY MOLY MIND EXPLOSION RAVIOLI POP]

JI: Oh my God!

DH: Jose.. What just happened?!

JI: I... I think Mary Sue has joined the Cyborg Kingdom!

DH: SHE IS A CYBORG NOW?!! AIEEEEEEEEEE!

[The Cyborg Kingdom all turn their backs to the ring at once and walk through the curtain to the back. Professor Where despairs until he hears the CACKLING of Not OK Boss.]

[OH WE HATE YOU ROBOT KING BOOS]

[Where trembles with rage as he looks up at the robot monarch but neither one of them are prepared for what comes next as el Caballo de Troya Azul grabs the ladder and ..]

*SHOVE*

*CAREEEEEEEEEEN*

*THUD*

[AIEEEEEEEE HOLY MOLY DEATH DROP POP]

JI: MADRE Y DIOS! El Caballo SHOVED THE LADDER OVER and both Where and Not OK Boss fell over the ropes to the floor outside!

DH: CARAMBA!

[El Caballo pumps a fist but then Omar jumps him from behind and once has the big man down begins unloading with kicks and stomps! Meanwhile, outside the ring, both "Overkill" Joey Malone and Question Mark are on their feet in the crowd and begin BRAWLING wildly with fans scrambling to get out of their way!]

[BIG POP]

JI: This match has been nothing but complete messy chaos!

DH: At least Omar has his head on straight, Jose.

[Martinez drops an elbow on Caballo and then grabs the ladder and begins setting it up under the briefcase again. And then Omar starts to climb!]

Crowd: HE'S NOT A SISSY! *CLAP CLAP CLAP* HE'S A REAL MAN! *CLAP CLAP CLAP*

DH: Woah! A chant for Omar?! These people have good tastes sometimes!

[Margarita Ramos dances suggestively while cheering her charge on but her dancing stops when el Caballo jumps to his feet and shakes his head up at Omar! The big masked man leaps onto the other side of the ladder and quickly catches up with the ascending Martinez! Omar ROARS with angery and slaps his chest before throwing a hard shot at the masked man. Troya Azul shakes his head and BLASTS Omar with a big punch which causes Omar to slowly slide down and fall over.. with his legs caught in a rung of the ladder and hanging upside down!]

[BIG POP]

JI: Omar Oscavedo Martinez is not having the debut he probably hoped he would!

DH: *GASP*!

[Diego gasps because Margarita Ramos rolls into the ring and scrambles up the ladder and jumps on the back of el Caballo de Troya Azul!]

[WOWZA POP]

JI: What is Margarita doing?!

DH: I.. She... AIEEEE!

[El Caballo looks around at the crowd and then nods his head and continues climbing up the ladder with Margarita on his back!]

[HUGE POP]

JI: This is the SECOND time tonight we've seen someone climb something with someone on their back!

DH: EEEEEEEEEE!

[El Caballo gets to the top as Margarita freaks out a bit as she looks down all around her, realizing how high up she is in the air, and Troya Azul reaches up...]

*CLICK*

[GIANT SUPRISE RESULT POP]

*DING DING DING*

JI: HE GOT THE BRIEFCASE! WITH MARGARITA ON HIS BACK!

DH: This really is the night of his life!

FR: Here is your winner and the NUMBER ONE CONTENDER to challege FURY for the VIVA LUCHA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP at our SEASON TWO FINALE... EL CABALLO DE TROYA AZUL!

[TOTALLY SURPRISED POP]

[El Caballo climbs down with both the briefcase and Margarita. When he touches down on the canvas, Ramos hops off his back and taps the big man on his shoulder. He turns towards her and..]

*SMACK*

[DANG POP]

JI: Margarita SLAPPED him!

DH: She is a fiery tempered woman, Jose. A beautiful, lovely.. But.. But not as lovely as.. The masked goddess of enigma.. But... AIEEEEEE! I am so conflicted right now!

[El Caballo rubs his face while Margarita climbs out of the ring and tends to the angry Omar Oscavedo Martinez who points at the big masked man and vows revenge as he walks to the back.]

JI: Martinez is NOT happy about this result at all!

DH: Can you blame him, Jose? He missed out on a chance to fight for the Viva Lucha Heavyweight Championship! Actually... He missed out on being destroyed by FURY so... Maybe he should be more OK with this than he is.

*SWOOSH*

[The door flies open to Carranza's office and a very unhappy looking EGC comes walking out and climbs into the ring.]

JI: What a night he has had.

DH: SHHHH! Do not bring THAT up within earshot of him right now!

JI: Verdad.

[Carranza gets the microphone from Fernando and is about to speak when the crowd starts going NUTS because Overkill and Question Mark have made their way onto the entrance ramp and are brawling like madmen!]

[WILD BRAWL POP]

JI: Oh boy.

DH: This is not good.

[EGC looks REALLY annoyed at this but soon he is OUTRAGED because at ringside Professor Where is FURIOUSLY fighting with Hecho en Mexico in an attempt to get to the king of all robots, Not OK Boss!]

[FIGHTS EVERYWHERE POP]

JI: CARAMBA!

DH: AIEEEEEEEE!

[El Caballo leans against a corner with a smile on his masked face while Carranza trembles with rage as he watches the brawling going on. Security come running out and are trying to put out the flames of anger and violence but the boss has seen enough.]

EGC: HEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

[Malone & Question Mark stop and are quickly pulled apart by the security as are Professor Where and Hecho en Mexico. Carranza shakes his head as he trembles with rage.]

EGC: No. No! NO! NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[RAGE POP]

EGC: Usually I am all for violence and mayhem but right now.. I AM NOT IN THE MOOD!

[He glares from Malone/Question Mark to Professor Where/Robot Kingdom before pointing at Overkill and Question Mark.]

EGC: Here is what we are going to do! Malone! Question Mark! You two will fight one on one on our Season Two finale next show!

[HUGE POP]

[Malone approves of this and nods his head at Question Mark. Professor Where struggles against the security guards while Not OK Boss cackles while hiding behind a wall of Hecho en Mexico and security guards. Carranza points at them next.]

EGC: Professor Where! You have issues with.. His highness...

[HUGE BOOS as Not OK Boss cackles with delight.]

EGC: But you can not resolve those issues because of his endless minions who get involved in every single thing he does!

[Where nods his head with Carranza.]

EGC: Well I will give you the chance to solve your issues one on one with NO interference! But you may regret it because it will be.. for the FIRST TIME EVER in my arena... A MEGA DOMO DE LA MUERTE MATCH!!

[The hardcore lucha fans FREAK THE FUCK OUT at this while everyone else POPS but SLIGHTLY CONFUSED BUT THIS SOUNDS COOL POP!! Professor Where is kind of confused and seems to have a slightly bad feeling about this but the cackling from Not OK Boss reignites his ANGER and he yells "BRING IT ON!" in reply!]

JI: Madre y dios!

DH: A.. D-domo de la Muerte match???

JI: A Mega one?!

DH: Does this mean an even bigger domed cage, Jose??

JI: One would have to assume! For the viewers at home, a domo de la muerte match is a domed cage match in Mexico. The domed cage may be closed off or have a small opening at the top.

DH: But if it is to keep the rest of the robots out it has to be closed, Jose!

JI: That would make the most sense.

[Carranza angrily points up the entrance ramp.]

EGC: Now, Guillermo! You and your boys get them OUT OF MY SIGHT! NOW!

[A mix of CHEERS and BOOS as security forces Malone, Question Mark, Professor Where and the Robot Kingdom to the back, leaving Carranza alone with el Caballo de Troya Azul. The grumpy Viva Lucha boss turns to the big man and forces a smile.]

EGC: Now then.. Congratulations to the number one contender who will face FURY for the Viva Lucha Heavyweight Championship on our season finale!

[A BIG POP as Carranza motions towards the masked man, who pumps a fist. Carranza rubs his chin.]

EGC: You know, I must admit you are a completely new face for me. Before tonight I have never seen you around my arena before but these are the heights that can be reached in a Chance of a Lifetime battle royal like only we can have here in Viva Lucha!

[VIVA LUCHA POP]

EGC: I..

[Carranza's voice tapers off as the big man walks towards him and asks for the microphone. EGC sighs in frustration before forcing a smile and handing the microphone to the big man.]

DH: He is going to speak?!

JI: Apparently so.

[El Caballo holds the briefcase up in the air to a POP before speaking in a strained voice.]

eCdTA: (strained voice) Thank you for this chance tonight but.. You HAVE seen me before tonight.

[Carranza looks confused.]

eCdTA: (strained voice) You have done some business involving me before even!

[EGC is taken aback and shakes his head with a face as if el Caballo is crazy and says "You must be mistaken." The Big man shakes his head then clears his throat and speaks in a much clearer and more familiar voice.]

eCdTA: In fact, tonight is all about AVENGING that business!

[Carranza's eyes grow wide as he takes a closer look at the masked man. The big man grabs his mask and then...]

*PULL*

[HOLY MOLY RAVIOLI NO FREAKING WAY GOOD GOD SUPER DUPER POP]

JI: OH MY GOODNESS!!

DH: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

JI: IT'S BLUE SAMSON!

[FULL ON MARKING OUT LIKE NUTS POP as the crowd FREAKS OUT over Blue Samson once again in Viva Lucha and Carranza has his jaw wide open as he backs up slowly in total shock. Samson nods his head with an angry smile at Carranza.]

BS: I'm BACK, Carranza and I'm your number one contender so guess what happens next time?! I'm going to run wild ALL OVER Fury and take the Viva Lucha Heavyweight Championship away from you just like you helped steal the King Of Kings Unified World Heavyweight Championship away from the Kings of Wrestling and me!

[HOLY MOLY THIS IS CRAZY POP]

JI: CARAMBA!

DH: AIEEEEEEEEE!

[Carranza stumbles against the ropes and shakes his head in a panic as he climbs out of the ring and heads towards his office when Samson calls out to him again.]

BS: Hey, Carranza...

[Samson points to his eye and then points towards the boss.]

BS: An EYE for an EYE!

[HOLY REVENGE POP]

JI: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! The stakes are BEYOND high now for that match! Not only will the Viva Lucha Heavyweight Championship be on the line but if Samson wins he's taking the belt back to Kings Of Wrestling!

DH: NO! THEY CAN NOT DO THAT, JOSE!!

[Carranza stumbles backwards into his office and stares at the ring through the open door and Blue Samson. He trembles nervously before ..]

*SLAM*

[Slamming the door of his office. He looks around nervously and in a panic.]

EGC: This can not be happening! How can this be happening?! Where is that phone?! The boys will know someway out of this.. There has to be some way...

*RING*

[Carranza spots his cellphone on his desktop. He rushes to it and looks at the screen and his face contorts with confusion. He slides his finger across the screen and puts the phone to his ear.]

EGC: Who is this?! How did you get this number?!

Voice: I hear you've been looking for me.

EGC: Who... wait... is this?

[The scene switches to the interior of a simple apartment. A brown leather recliner sits by a stack of books and a table using a large book to keep it level. Panning over, we see the voice on the other side of the phone.]

Pinhead: Ian McAllister. But I go by a different name most days.

EGC (Over Phone): You're right. We have been looking for you.

Pinhead: Let's be honest here.

[Pinhead walks over to his window, shuttered close. With his free hand, he swings it wide open. The camera zooms outside to see down the road the one and only VL Arena.]

Pinhead: I'm not hard to find.

[Fade to sweet merficul black.]

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