DO IT!!!

Came home early from work bc im getting sick, and LO AND BEHOLD i arrived just as my regrettable purchase did!

This is simultaneously the best and worst thing I have ever bought

Anyway, here comes the gushing,

Thank you @markiplier for dedicating a STUPID amount of time and effort into this whole project, because while the idea is STUPID, I can still say that I’ve got a little piece of something that you put your whole heart into for the sake of giving back to your fans and raising money for charity. You’re an enormous inspiration to me, personally, and I don’t think I would have found the motivation to get to a better place in my life like where I am now if it weren’t for you. So yeah... buying 12 months’ worth of ridiculous photos of Markiplier’s ass was totally worth it. Thank you for all you do, and congrats again for breaking 20 million subs!

all markiplier knows is: make amy record him naked, make amy be assistant director for ahwm, make amy take naked pics of him for his nude calendar and lie

What happened when Mark pitched to the egos, the tasteful nudes calendar?

Wilford: *already naked* where do I pose?

Dr.Iplier: Well… I mean.. I do have a nice body.

Bing: *taking off clothes and running outside* we need to hurry before the good lighting is gone!!!

King: I will be one with my subjects!!! *already taking off clothes*

Actor Mark: please I was born ready for this. Do we have a good production on this? If not you are just wasting my time. My time is precious, I am Markiplier after all. *cooky ass smile and wink*

Damien: *blushing red* This is so inappropriate… I have a proper image to uphold as Mayor. Although if it for a good cause I will put my feeling aside. For the charity.

Jims: This will be great Jim! Mamma Jim will be proud! We will bring true honor to the Jim family name!

Dark: *hands on his head and flashes madly. He looks up groaning and glaring at Mark. He gets up and walks off and starts taking off his shirt* Lets get this embarrassment over with. *he hates every second of it*

@markiplier​, a 28 year old local youtuber who got himself exiled into an abandoned factory. He may not know what 35,000 calendars of his naked ass lurks behind him... Subscribe to his journeys as he sign his horrid bdsm calendars for another week while drifting to pure madness...

Flipping over to March, I am still shocked that nobody in my house has said anything to me about this naked Markiplier calendar. My parents have gone in and out of my room billions of times (I tend to have a lot of tools and supplies, and I gladly let people come and borrow them), and there is NO way they didn’t see it. This is hilarious.

Hi! I found your blog a little ways back and I was so intrigued by what I saw that I basically binged it all in the span of a few days. Honestly I admire your skills and dedication because not only have you kept writing but you've improved and grew as well. If it were me I'd never finish even a quarter of what you've written! So basically I'm excited to see what you still have in store and thankful that you decided to share it with all of us. Hope you have a good night! :D

It’s easy to write as much as I do with over two thousand cheerleaders, but to anyone out there who wants to write but isn’t sure if they’ll have the motivation to stick it out, just remember that Markiplier could’ve been an engineer. Instead he’s a famous YouTuber signing thousands of copies of a calendar full of his naked butt! You too can achieve your dreams with a lot of tenacity and spite XD

Got my Markiplier nudes calendar. I got the place to hang it up all set, and I haven’t even looked through it so I don’t know what all the pictures are.

And it has just occurred to me that from the first day of July, I will wake up every day to see Mark’s naked ass on my wall. Every. Single. Day.

What have I done?

I thought you liked markiplier

Not as much anymore (I unsubbed on YT like a year ago). But, I still don’t wanna know about a naked calendar of him.