so the guy who lives below me is an asshole (for a multitude of reasons including but not limited to: parking his dumb giant subaru so cockeyed in the middle spot that it only could have been done drunk, handwriting an hoa check so bad it gets flagged for fraud by the bank twice, leaving dog poop in bags on his deck so long that the rats start getting bold) but he’s moreover an asshole for being a Grateful Dead fan with a shitty sound system which means I hear the same thumping bass line for upwards of 40 minutes to the point where I am now playing my horror movies across my homepods (which are in every room) at top volume where it rattles my glasses so I hope this dude likes the shining