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Why do people need subtitles to watch a show in English? I don't get it. What is wrong with the ears of young people?
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Do you guys remember how kidnap fantasies were popular on wattpad because young girls and queer teens were both made to feel shame at the thought of their own sexualities, so the fantasy of being kidnapped totally against their will was a way for them to engage with a romantic or sexual fantasy without feeling morally in the wrong for doing so? Added bonus that the fantasy involved being whisked away from repressive environments like home or school, right?
Finding out that Bram Stoker was in a sexless marriage and that scholars believe that he very likely was closeted gay puts the entire book into perspective as to WHY it reads EXACTLY like a self insert wattpad Dracula kidnap fic:
“I TOTALLY love my wife and would never do anything that an upstanding Good Straight Working Man wouldn’t do but oh nooo, big strong man with broad back and strong enough arms to carry me back to bed like a princess trapped me and claimed me as his, completely against my will 👉👈 But he protects me against the bad evil sexual women (who I assure you, I am TOTALLY sexually attracted to, as any straight man with a choice would be) but trust me, I do NOT want ANY of this. What’s that? The Count is not capable of feeling love? Would be a shame if I had the special ability to change tha-”
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I know this is a tiny part of the wider problems born of diet culture, fatphobia, classicism, and racism but like god the idea that "healthy" food must inherently taste bad has completely ruined us as a society.
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this is purely for fun and I've certainly been guilty of a few of these things myself in my years of fic writing. don't be weird in the notes and don't use this as an excuse to insult someone's writing.
#the number of times I’ve gone back and removed stuff like this from my own writing#it’s still not enough but that’s what you get for not using a beta#(not that I have a writing buddy lol)
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from nebraska earlier today. this has got to be some of the craziest tornado footage i have ever seen. from @nickgormanwx
#I love the storm chaser culture and also whatever the hell they had going on in twister#also: have definitely watched storms it’s a Midwest pastime
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(for the purposes of this poll, there is no monkey's paw situation: the chore you pick stays the same level of difficulty/grossness/etc. as it normally is for you, and you only have to do it as often as you want to. the chores you don't pick are magically done for you exactly the way you'd want them to be, just with zero effort on your part.)
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For example, 7x3=21, 5x9=45, etc. If you do, what is it?
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#I have a lot they all have very different sounds and mouthfeel#big fan of the 8s mostly because 8x12 comes up a lot more than you think
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it’s time to play chav or slav:
are these lads ENGLISH or SLAVIC
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I'm fascinated by how the formatting of different social media sites affect how text is read.
For instance, a line break on Tumblr indicates a new idea.
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HELP i think i just found the funniest thing ever
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jokes aside i think it’s amazing and heartwarming to see like 4chan incel bros perform the miracle of crawling out of that hole and becoming real human beings and chronicling their journey to realizing that they can be well adjusted happy normal dudes
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no offense but can you guyws stop with the taylor swift shit
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I genuinely believe that some people could encounter a button that says “if you push this button everyone in the world has the opportunity to live a better life and your life remains exactly the same” and they would not push it.
They’d be like “well that button’s not fair to me, though,” even though there’s literally no other buttons around and nothing newly bad would happen to them if the button was pushed.
#I feel like even if my life doesn’t technically improve#by everyone else being happier and doing better I’d end up doing better through like social interactions#happiness can be contagious#and when people are living well they have the opportunity to do more cool stuff#and some day I might to buy or see or do or watch that cool stuff#maybe even share that with the people I love#seems like a pretty good life to me
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