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#my adhd brain has no object permanence lololol
lankygeralt · 3 years
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Omg beanie boo that’s awful!! I’m so sorry about your pet, I’m sending all of my support rn. If a funny story helps, here is my assignment one: I finished my creative writing assignment in less than four hours and I was very proud of it, I went to hand it in and my vision just sort of... stopped?? Like I could see but my brain didn’t process anything but it was 11:44 and I needed to get this shit handed in, so I powered through and clicked on my “creative writing workshop” and submitted —
— and went to bed and got exactly 3hrs of sleep bc I had to leave my house before 5am to get to work the next day, and wait outside my store for an hour to be let in bc retail. Anyway I had snapped my friends all night bragging about my skill and speed, and my friend was particularly interested in a poem I wrote about my hero the Queen Hatshepsut of Egypt (if you know you know) so I was like I’ll send you a screenshot of my poem from the submission page while I wait A FKN HOUR to start work —
— so then, beanie boo, i opened the submission site and opened my submission on my iPhone and was like “why is this submission so short?” And I was bamboozled for 5 minutes in my sleep deprived state as to why my submission did not look like what I had written the night before, and, seeing a K on it I was like fuck, I’ve handed in a legend of Korra fanfic I wrote 5 years ago instead of my assignment. I had no idea how I did this, beanie boo because my computer had been killed by my cat —
— the week prior and I lost pretty much everything and I had not touched the fanfic since mid 2015, so how did it end up on my desktop for me to click on, You ask? Well, Beanie boo, it didn’t, in my sleep deprived, not fed mess that I was that day, I had simply projected that I had handed in a fanfic when the reality was much worse, I wish I had handed in this fic, because in reality, I had handed in ANOTHER STUDENT’S WORK from the previous assignment that we had to peer review —
— and, beanie boo, this is a University assignment, so I was convinced I was gonna get done for plagiarism and expelled, so I stressfully wrote my prof a frantic email explaining what happened in much less detail than what I gave you, and she emailed me back saying it was fine and I could upload the real file when I got home, and that, beanie boo is the story of how I fucked up my assignment, I hope it was coherent enough to make you laugh - 👻
I completely forgot to reply to this when I was feeling sad but I read it and it made me chuckle so hey!
And oh lord, I would’ve have shat my pants no joke. Plagiarism is such a huge thing at my uni (i think at everyone’s lol) that if that happens they fucking EXPELL you. But I mean, I kinda wished you had sent your korra fanfic :’D was it at least korrasami?
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