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Rainy day people don’t mind if you’re crying a tear or two
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I'll drive you home, it's getting late
#personal#aaron west and the roaring twenties#Monongahela park#musak#currently listening to#instrumental break holy fuck#Spotify
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The CEO of MakoMart (LLC) was named Trout Jehoshaphat Craven, and he almost deserved it.
Hosting Turf War matches in a supermarket was a rather off-the-wall business decision to begin with, but it payed back dividends in publicity, exposure, and — most importantly — that sweet, sweet slice of the profit pie. Now, the ground-level employees of MakoMart never saw much of said profit, but Trout reasoned to himself that, by virtue of his mere presence as a high-net-worth individual, it would all trickle down to them one way or another.
One evening, he had his most brilliant idea yet: a theme song! Not your standard commercial jingle; MakoMart already had several inoffensive tunes in that vein. Nay, this was to be a full-fledged battle anthem worthy of both the Turf War scene and MakoMart itself! If a bowling alley was able to squeeze a smash hit out of some worthless floozies from the boondocks (Deep Cut with "Smeared Canvas"), why, Trout J. Craven could commission an even better work of art for even less, couldn't he! Thrift and Grift were his two middle names! (if you discounted the one he already had, but tbf who wouldn't?)
So it's rather unlucky that, by happenstance, the indie band this CEO hired to compose an anthem for MakoMart were:
A.) fervent anti-capitalists
B.) already in a collective, melodramatic affair with his wife.
The five-and-a-half minute power ballad that played over the intercoms that weekend made both these points very explicit.
(The lyricist is best known for his ill-fated collaboration with Pearl Houzuki on "#$@%* Dudes Be #$@%* Sleepin'", if that gives you a better picture.)
During the resulting scorched-earth legal klusterfuffle that continues to this very day, the rights to the "employee bonus" one-and-a-half-minute karaoke version (now playing) was inexplicably sold off to interested parties from Barnacle & Dime — who started sneaking it onto their Turf War playlist. While this karaoke version is but a shell of what it's supposed to have been, it's become one of those near-memetic songs where if you know, you know.
Eventually, life goes on, jokes are left behind, and this tune will comfortably fade into the grocery store background static that it probably should've been in the first place.
(sample source list can be found on my YouTube)
#splatoon#splatoon ost#fan music#fan ost#makomart#barnacle & dime#stage theme#fan splatband#splatband#grocery store lore#backstory#deep cut#smeared canvas#splatoon 3#arrangement#mashup#jean-jacques perrey#bossa nova#breakcore#musak#splatune 3#music#audio#going to the store#to buy cd-roms and weedkiller and you hear this over the intercom; what you do?
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And with these hands that will not bleed,
Your father's battle will be won!
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Here is my second favourite Christmas album, from the (actually very good) Musak Orchestra (yes the reviled music genre is undeservedly names for them) and their 1977 album Joy and Peace to You.
Give it a good listen, it's actually good.
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Well. I know what I’m doing for the rest of the night
Rest In Power, Gordon
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#personal#why is this slapping so hard rn#just sign the papers ... lets find an end to the gloom im sorry for every single thing i put you through#aaron west and the roaring twenties#just sign the papers#musak#Spotify
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Byurk music 💪💪
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I hear them calling out my name (ride for sunlight)
I made my way out of the dark
I see a distant light arise (bring the daylight)
The sun will shine before your eyes
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chicx vacio - ty inhabits (ep completo)
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