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non horror edit : > but i luv them <3
#monty python#monty pythons flying circus#john cleese#michael palin#eric idle#graham chapman#terry gilliam#terry jones#monty python and now for something completely different#british tv#not horror im sorry
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#monty python#monty python's and now for something completely different (1971)#monty python and the holy grail (1975)#monty python's life of brian (1979)#monty python's the meaning of life (1983)#poll
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Graham Chapman as the Colonel
#graham chapman#the colonel#monty python#monty python's flying circus#and now for something completely different#monty python live at the hollywood bowl#there aren't enough gifsets or posts about the colonel so i had to do something about it#*blows a kiss* for graham#mygifs#mygifs:montypython#mygifs:grahamchapman
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I love me some Monty Python’s Flying Circus
“And now, for something completely different.”
#calligraphy#my calligraphy#hand lettering#monty python#monty python’s flying circus#and now for something completely different
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HIGH DEFINITION MONTY PYTHON!!!
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Favourite MP character(s) from:
ANFSCD
Holy Grail
Life of Brian
Meaning of Life
ANFSCD- Bevis (It shall always be Bevis)
Holy Grail- Sir Galahad (I’m his biggest fan and I stand by that title)
Life of Brian- The Virgin Mandy (I just love her)
The Meaning Of Life- Angela (She radiates comfort!)
#monty python#michael palin#terry jones#eric idle#and now for something completely different#monty pyton and the holy grail#life of brian#the meaning of life
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#and now for something completely different#movies#monty python#ian macnaughton#graham chapman#terry gilliam#john cleese#michael palin#illustration#vintage art#alternative movie posters
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What's your personal favourite Monty Python song(s) and why?
Aw man, don’t make me choose. 😟 I love them all, but I’m gonna go with the And Now For Something Completely Different version of the Lumberjack Song. It’s just so good. It makes me very happy. I can’t stop watching it, lol. Help.
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Also a shout out to the Galaxy Song from The Meaning of Life, purely because Eric pops out of a fridge at the beginning (I also quite enjoy the song lyrically)
#monty python#and now for something completely different#the meaning of life#michael palin#eric idle#terry jones#terry gilliam#john cleese#graham chapman
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Do you like Monty Python? Are you yearning for a fun-filled podcast that focuses on Monty Python? Well, look no further — Spot the Looneys is the podcast for you! Tune in every week to listen to my good pals @androgynous-fox and @lazy-brown posit their views on everything Monty Python-related: from Flying Circus to each of the films, and everything in between
#Podcast#Spot the Looneys#Spot the Looneys podcast#Monty Python#Flying Circus#And Now for Something Completely Different#Life of Brian#Holy Grail#The Meaning of Life#Spamalot
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And Now For Something Completely Different (1971) Ian MacNaughton.
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And Now For Something Completely Different
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The Merchant x fem!reader (one shot)
Such a random thought I had and quickly wrote out while I made coffee lmao so have this total and complete one off from my normal 🫣 please don’t expect more from me 🤣 also have a screenshot I took cause I thought he looked cute 😉
Warnings: 18+ minors DNI, unprotected sex, creampie, slight dirty talk? 😆
not proofread or even looked over lmao ✌️
Title pulled from Monty Python 😜
part ii
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“I’ve got something that might interest ya,” the strange man murmurs as you step up to the rickety table.
The purple flame‘s the only light source in the area casting strange shadows on the walls and across the man calling himself the merchant.
You pull out the few rubies you were able to scrounge out of some old barrel and hold them out to him, “Is this enough to get an upgrade and a first aid spray?”
His dark eyes look down at your palm and back up to your face, “Well no stranga, I can do one or the other, but I’m afraid it’s not enough cash for both.”
You slump in on yourself, exhaustion writ all over your features as you sigh, “I’ll take the first aid then.”
He hands you the aerosol can with one hand as you drop the rubies in his other.
“Thank you,” you smile at him, genuine and warm, “next time hopefully I can swing that handgun upgrade.”
He hums at you, watching underneath the hood as you pocket the first aid and double check your pockets to see if there’s anything else worth trading.
“I wonder if you might be interested in less acceptable means of trade?”
You attention moves from your pockets up to him leaning against the table, shadow looming into your space.
“Sure, I need all the help I can get.”
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“Oh oh my god,” you gasp, eyes rolling back as his cock bullies its way into your fluttering walls.
He has you pinned down, back on the table he set up, and legs parted as he fucks into your wet and willing pussy.
“What a lovely cunt,” he chuckles down at you, face still covered making you clamp down harder on his dick, “haven’t felt something this warm in a long time, stranger.”
“Mmm it s’good,” you whine, letting him push your knees up to your chest so he can plunge his cock in your pussy even deeper, “gonna make me cum so fast.”
“It’d be such a shame to end our fun so soon, love,” he groans, slowly rutting his fat cock into your clenching pussy and grinding against the spongy spot at the front of your cunt.
Your eyes flutter shut and he smacks your swollen clit with his hand making you writhe under him.
“W-what’re you—“ a keening mewl leaves your lips as he slaps your pudgy clit again.
“Behave, let me take my fill and I’ll give you what you need,” he laughs, “not a bad deal eh?”
You shake your head no as you gasp and moan. He rocks himself in and out of your pussy, never fully pulling out so you’re constantly stretched around his thick cock. The tip knocks against your cervix every time he bottoms out making you claw at his chest weakly, powerless as a kitten, too overwhelmed with pleasure to do anything but take it.
“Bigger is better or so they say. At least I thought so as a lad,” he huffs with a laugh, burying himself so deep that his tip is grinding against your womb making you wail and thrash under his heavy body.
“Shh, shh, you must take it, love,” he grits out, holding you down as he bruises your cervix, “let me give you what you need.”
“I-I need your mouth,” you gasp out, eyes wet with tears, “kiss me, please, sir, I—“
He yanks his mask down but before you get a good look a wet hungry mouth is kissing your greedily. One of his hands comes up to cover your eyes once he pulls back to catch his breath.
“Such a sweet little thing,” he noses at your cheek and you can feel the grin on his mouth, “calling me sir like I’m some posh gent.”
He licks across your jaw and his tongue feels—odd, tapered but before you can process anything else he’s licking into your mouth again.
You whine and suck on his tongue eagerly, rocking your hips down into his slow, punishing thrusts. You whimper when he pulls away and only quiet when he kisses you again, pressing his tongue deep into your mouth making you moan.
You can feel how different his tongue is compared to yours and it makes your pussy gush slick around his thrusting cock.
He pulls away with a hum of amusement, “You sure do enjoy that. Like my tongue, stranger? Like imagining it in other hot wet little holes?”
Your spine arches as you cry out, “O-oh god.”
He finally uncovers your eyes but his mask is back firmly in place. You look into his eyes and see the corners are crinkled as he laughs at you.
“Sorry to disappoint,” his hands shift down to your hips to pull you tighter to him, “but I’m pretty close to filling your lovely little cunt full.”
“Please,” you whine, hands scratching at the rough material of his cloak, “want it, please cum inside me.”
“Hell,” he groans, hips rabbiting into your squelching cunt making the table slide with his movements.
“Touch yourself,” he directs you, “play with that slippery clit for me, love.”
You quickly listen to him, fingers moving to circle the swollen bud until your thighs are tensing and toes curling as the band of arousal snaps in your belly.
“Fuck, I’m cumming oh—“ your back bows as you moan loudly, pussy milking his cock as he keeps fucking into your clenching walls.
“That’s it,” he grunts, snapping his hips even harder against you until he burrows himself deep in your pussy.
You feel the warmth of his hot cum paint your walls white as his dick fills you with rope after rope of sticky jizz. He yanks you even closer somehow as his cock kicks and throbs against your pulsing walls, tip spurting the last of his cum inside of you. You watch as he slowly pulls out, creamy slick and cum oozing from his drippy tip as it spills from your well used hole.
“I’d say that’s a deal well struck,” his eyes seem to gleam down at you as he helps you up to redress.
His cum is still oozing inside the gusset of your panties as you watch him quickly tinker with your handgun before giving you back your now upgraded weapon.
He winks at you, “See you soon, stranger.”
#lipglossanon#the merchant#the merchant x fem!reader#merchant x fem!reader#the merchant x fem!reader smut#merchant x fem!reader smut#the merchant smut#re4 remake#the merchant re4 remake#lipglossmasterlist
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I was wondering if anyone would be interested in me posting Monty Python themed oneshots on here! I think I’ll mainly work off requests but I just want to broaden my writing a bit!
I’ll write
-Character x Character
-Character x reader
-Fluff
-Angst
-Maybe some smut? If anyone wants it?
(Note: I’m not too comfortable writing for actual actors since they have their own partners)
It could be from any movie or TV show, even if it isn’t directly linked to Monty Python (e.g Ripping Yarns or A Fish Called Wanda)
Can’t wait to see what you guys come up with!! 😊
#monty python#monty python’s flying circus#graham chapman#eric idle#michael palin#john cleese#terry jones#70s#life of brian#monty python and the holy grail#the meaning of life#and now for something completely different
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