your ferrets are some of the most beautiful and healthy-looking ferrets I've ever seen! I wish I lived in Europe so I could adopt from a wonderful breeder like you. <3 (from misioandkinga--it's a side blog :/ )
thank you so much ❤️
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Rating: General Audiences
Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Liu Sang & Wu Xie, Liu Sang/Wu Xie/Zhang Qiling
Characters: Liu Sang, Wu Xie
Additional Tags: Animal Transformation, tomb adventures, Curses, Humor, ferret wu xie, Liu Sang Needs A Hug, wu xie being shameless, pre relationship pingxiesang, Other Additional Tags to Be Added
Summary: When Liu Sang heard about a long cleared-out and picked over tomb that had some interesting architecture, he thought it would be a perfect opportunity to get to know Wu Xie better by taking him to the nice, safe tomb where nothing could go wrong.
Of course he should have known that if there was any lingering trap or curse that the multiple groups of previous tomb raiders had missed, then Wu Xie would be the one to find it. Now he has to deal with Wu Xie the hyperactive ferret while he tries to figure out how to fix all of this - preferably before the rest of the Iron Triangle finds out about it.
At least, that was the plan, until, as he was stuffing in the last pair of socks, he heard what was unmistakably a snore coming from behind him. A very tiny, high pitched snore, but definitely a snore. Then another.
Liu Sang stuffed the socks into the bag, and slowly turned to look at where his bedding was spread out. Sprawled on his back in the centre of the bedding was the very full ferret, sound asleep and contentedly snoring away, twitching in his sleep every so often. Liu Sang wasn’t sure if he was more jealous of the ferret being able to sleep so soundly, outraged that Wu Xie got to sleep while he was left cleaning up the mess that Wu Xie had made, or utterly overcome by just how fucking adorable this all was.
He decided on ‘adorable’ and took his phone out to snap several photos of the sleeping ferret, and made sure to take a short video of the tiny, cute snores, trying desperately not to giggle.
Eventually, the ferret rolled over and stopped snoring, and Liu Sang remembered that he was only half way through repacking Wu Xie’s pack. With a barely suppressed groan, he put his phone away and finished that off, hauling the pack to sit next to his own. He really hoped he didn’t have to leave the tomb to find a cure for Wu Xie, because carrying two packs was not going to be fun.
He sighed, turning back to the sleeping ferret, who was now curled up in the middle of the bedding. His bedding. Liu Sang was tired enough that for a moment he seriously considered just shifting the ferret to one side and climbing into the bedding right then and there, but then shook himself and grabbed Wu Xie’s bedroll to unroll that. Even if Wu Xie was a ferret now, and even if the point of this little trip had been to get closer to the man - possibly even kissing closer, if the impossible happened and it turned out that Wu Xie in any way returned his feelings, although they’d almost finished at the tomb before this little, uh, accident, and Liu Sang has still been no closer to admitting any of his feelings at all to him - even with all of that, sleeping in the same bedroll as him was, well. He could feel his face heating up just thinking about it.
Then there was also the fact that he was human sized, and Wu Xie was a very small ferret. If he rolled over in his sleep, and he knew how much he could roll and thrash if he happened to have one of his very common nightmares, then he could easily squash the ferret to death, and then he’d have a lot more to worry about than just the transformation.
Careful not to wake up the sleeping ferret, Liu Sang carefully picked him up with two hands and transferred him onto his own bedroll, then crawled into his bedding and thankfully fell asleep almost immediately.
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The Memening
Music meme?!?! Yes.
Rules: Put your music library on shuffle and list the first 10 songs, then tag 10 people (don’t mind if I do!).
Tagged by: @chupacabrasmustdie Thank ye, chup!
1. “(Sittin’ On) The Dock of the Bay”, Aaron Neville.
2. “Stroke”, Apocalyptica.
3. “Snowed in at Wheeler Street”, Kate Bush (ft. Elton John).
4. “So What”, P!nk.
5. “So Far Away”, Roxette.
6. “Sing for Me”, Tarja.
7. “Ruins”, First Aid Kit.
8. “Shine”, Cyndi Lauper.
9. “So-called Chaos”, Alanis Morissette.
10. “Stitches”, Whitney Woerz.
Taggin’: @misioandkinga @spartanlocke @my-blood-runs-blue @frompawntoqueen @istibaethoriel @paperbrds @tacitpact @themalfunctionals @yampuff @thefoodwiththedood or whomever else feels so inclined! Have fun, be free!
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