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Hi hii hello hiii Milkyman:33

idk why but rn i feel like I've been hypnotized to believe I'm already a 600+lb heavy bedbound hucow milkyman. Did I finally break my brain or something?

I lowkey think the "that's not my neighbor" au would go so goodd (bc of my bbyboy thee milkyman🤭) but I think it'd be nice as little one shots bc I don't know how'd it'd actually go as an actual book

(but your ✨magical mind✨😮‍💨probably already has the whole story laid out)

-👩🏾‍🦱

Im thinking one-shot-like scenarios that all connect in the end :)

& yeahh… once I get an idea, the storyline, plot, drama, & everything else just pops into my mind seconds later😭

thanks mr logix

MILKPAW FOR THE IC REACTION MEME. HUAH.

Weaselpaw:

Milkpaw is a dork, but he's a sweet dork. I enjoyed talking with him one on one and with Willowpaw - he's super nice. He chatters a bit when he gets nervous, I think, but he's a sweet cat all the same. I guess it was easier to talk with him 'cause we're both outsiders, sort of? Or maybe 'cause we both know what it's like to go hungry..? I dunno, but he kinda reminds me of when I met Rockpaw. Those two would be thick as thieves, I bet. If Jaggedclan ever gets to go to a gathering, I'll be sure to check on him so I can hear more about nest building or tower-creating, heh. Even if he does smell like fish.

'Who serves the Delicious-Nutritious #milk #milkyman #instagram #people #places #instagrammer #love #profession #raw #agora #desiswag #editz #mr36 # (at Dighi Hills Pune)

Three players part ways with Triumph

Three players have parted ways with the team, with Milkyman joining Square One and awkward moving to VALORANT. from over.gg https://ift.tt/32KuQoi via https://www.over.gg

Can you draw the milkyman

I'm lactose intolerant

MORDECAI! RIGBY! Get this man bloated, burping and on my couch TOMORROW, or you're FIRED

Part 3: The Battle at Frosty's Tavern

Legends would be told about the battle that took place at Frosty's Tavern. Milky charged toward the group of dark bodies and let out a blood-curdling war cry.  The bad guys hesitated their advance, as if they had suddenly lost direction.  Milky lunged out and took down three of them with a flying tackle.  He landed in a roll and immediately set up the other two as they were still gathering their bearings.  Milky's high kicks dispatched of them effortlessly and he snatched their weapons before they could hit the ground.  Two more packs began to fan out to create a semicircle.  Milky banged the two bats together and began spinning them like a cyclone.  Bodies flew in all directions as the bats connected with such force that one of the light posts blew out. Meanwhile NeQuam and the giant were circling each other, each looking for an opening.  Every time NeQuam would feign an attack, the giant would immediately ready it's massive body to absorb the hit. "He's a bit faster than I thought he'd be," muttered NeQuam. NeQuam used the lights to his advantage and began laying on rounds of lightning fast jabs, allowing the glare at his back to diminish the creature's sight.  Several punches connected to it's head and others to it's upper body.  NeQuam made sure to stay out of it's reach at all times.  But no matter how hard NeQuam hit the beast it never seemed phased.  NeQuam took a second to pop his neck when the giant crouched down and blasted forward in a blur.  NeQuam was taken off guard and flew threw the air as the beast pummeled past him, stopping only when it had connected with a tow truck.  His ribs throbbed in pain and his shoulder felt as if it were on fire. "Holy shit that's fast!" yelled NeQuam as he popped up from the asphalt.  "I can't take another hit like that, but he's too quick." The beast crouched again, but this time NeQuam was prepared and barely leaped out of the way as it barreled past where he had once been standing.  NeQuam closed the distance and began laying on more punches, but was too slow to dodge as it's massive arm launched him several feet in the air.  He landed with a bruising thud and cried out in pain. "Dammit Ruthless where are you?" spat NeQuam.  "I might be in over my head." Blood was seeping from NeQuam's mouth and his vision was beginning to blur.  The gargantuan was already crouched for another charge.  NeQuam tried to get to his feet but felt his body fail him. Oh man, not like this. The beast lurched forward and NeQuam felt his body lift from the ground, but from another direction.  He rolled the landing as best he could and sprung to a crouch, preparing for an onslaught, but was relieved to see Milky's angry face glaring at him. "Am I going to have to do all the work here?" yelled Milky. NeQuam smiled sheepishly, then groaned as he got to his feet.  Milky winced in pain as he helped him the rest of the way up.  His face had taken several hits and his leg was throbbing from hitting a bat instead of a body.  The two detectives surveyed their surroundings.  Most of the dark figures had been laid out but there were still over a dozen encroaching on the pair.  The beast had stopped at a light pole and was looking around for it's target.  Milky and NeQuam limped toward the entrance, where they could at least funnel in their attackers. "I'm thinking," said Milky, "that we can use the giant's attack to our advantage if it charges again.  It might take out of few of these guys as well." But the goons decided to line up instead, providing a dark runway straight toward the two detectives. "Who's idea was this?" snapped NeQuam. The creature crouched and this time the detectives had nowhere to run.  The creature charged forward in a blur and the detectives cringed in anticipation.  Suddenly, both men were snatched from behind and thrown into the far corner.  A broad, muscular man sporting a bandana and a kitten on his shoulder stepped out to meet the charge.  A deafening shockwave erupted in front of them as the bodies collided, shattering the glass on all the windows and causing several car alarms to scream wildly.  The creature looked up in awe at the stout, bearded man who had blocked it's attack. "GET OFF MY LAWN!" bellowed Frosty as he pulled back and falcon-punched the gargantuan across the parking lot.  It was as if eagles screamed and fireworks blasted as Frosty's fist connected.  The massive body flew into the air as if it were a home run baseball.  The asphalt cracked as it's body hit the ground with a massive thud that echoed for miles.  The remaining bad guys looked at each other for a moment and scattered to the shadows, leaving behind their wounded. -artist's rendition "Bunch of useless assholes you two are," said Frosty holding out his arm so the kitten could climb up.  "Name's Frosty and this is MY tavern," he proclaimed with a smile.  "Took you long enough to get here NeQuam.  And you must be Milky.  Get your asses inside, we ain't done yet!" Milky and NeQuam hopped up and followed Frosty into the doorway.  They walked at a brisk pace, which didn't give the pair much time to admire their surroundings.  The place had been torn apart.  Bar stools lay in broken heaps across the floor and glass coated the counter tops.  Below they could hear scuffling and muffled roars. "What the fuck is that?" asked NeQuam. "That's my gimp," replied Frosty, "and both of you are going to help me put it back on it's leash. Milky and NeQuam shared a concerned look but plodded onwards.  They came to a wall, which Frosty tapped twice, revealing a secret passageway.

TO BE CONTINUED

ok i dont know if you like certain characters for eructo and some for eprocto... but consider this ... mr. milk man is ironically lactose intolerant

I'VE MENTIONED THIS TO MY FRIENDS (im very picky about certian characters with eprocto or eructo) but im VERY not opposed to a Lactose Intolerant Franc!s. He lives alone so I can't imagine his apartment smells the best with regards to this