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neillium · 7 months

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Some Metalocalypse doodles

#artists on tumblr #art #digital art #fanart #mtl #metalocalypse toki #metalocalypse #metalocalypse skwisgaar #skwisgaar skwigelf #skwisgaar fanart #charles offdensen #metalocalypse charles #toki #toki wartooth

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bagelb0nes · 6 months

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guys guess what

#my art #sketches #doodles #metalocalypse #deathclock #nathan explosion #william murderface #skwisgaar skwigelf #toki wartooth #pickles the drummer #metalocalypse charles #silly little guys #I wish they were real #no I dont #I would hate them #still very silly

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h-e-l-l-b-o-u-n-d · 7 months

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So... Charles huh...

#metalocalypse charles #charles offdensen #charles foster offdensen #fan art #metalocalypse #dethklok

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str4wberry-goblin · 5 months

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My favorite single mother💕💕💕

#this is probably only funny to me #but I’m posting it here anyway #metalocalypse #metalocalypse charles #charles offdensen #shitpost

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swanpyart · 2 years

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I’m very anti-corporate but god do I really like business suits

#it’s funny because wearing suits is the only thing these guys have in common #inside job #inside job brett hand #inside job Brett #helltaker #helltaker Lucifer #subway surfers #subway surfers frank #metalocalypse #metalocalypse Charles #charles offdensen #makima #makima chainsaw man #chainsaw man #generator Rex #generator Rex six #agent six #generator Rex agent six

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mulletsonlydotcom · 6 months

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thought i would post my charles cosplay here too!!

#metalocalypse #charles foster offdensen #charles offdensen #metalocalypse cosplay #metalocalypse charles #my cosplay

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polyklok · 1 year

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Hello there!! I really enjoyed your "what makes them soft/what gets them hard" headcanons for Dethklok. I was wondering if you could write a similar thing for Charles? If you're comfortable taking that request, that is. If not, feel free to ignore. I love your blog!

OHHHH BOYYYYY

So Charles isn’t in my “men to simp for” Radar, as much as I love him as a character and I don’t think I would ever write anything like that on my own-

BUT YOU BET YOUR SWEET ASS IM GONNA TRY also you seem like such a sweetheart so I have to

Charles Offdensen

What makes him soft 💘

Charles is, obviously, a very busy man. All day, everyday, work work work. His hands are usually full, signing away at documents, shaking hands to confirm business deals, fidgeting nervously while he discusses finances. So it means a lot when you gently stop what he’s doing and take the time to kiss his hands. Graze your lips over his knuckles and fingertips, he’ll be entranced by the sentiment. Even if you let go to let him continue whatever he was doing, he’ll be thinking about it for at least an hour.

He really likes being sung to. The only music he listens to nowadays is death metal (usually Dethklok’s) which obviously includes a lot of screaming, growling, and heavy instrumentals. He says it ‘puts him in the brutal mood’ for whatever Dethklok is going pursue next. But, despite this, his favorite type of music is listening to your heartbeat while you quietly sing or hum. Doesn’t matter what song, doesn’t matter how good you are. Please let him place his head on your chest and just sing for him.

Basically the opposite of Toki’s Charles is a serious, uptight, no-fun business man. Everyone calls him Mr. Offdensen, Dethklok gets the privilege of using his first name and occasionally robot, and only you can use any sort of pet name. Use it to your advantage, it’s so funny how dry he is to your dumb names, and despite seeming indifferent, he really does love the silliness of it.

“Hey there, my adowable, wittle pookie-bear muffin boy!”

“Hello Y/N.”

The thought of a room full of government officials and businessmen having to watch this display while holding back the cringe is so funny to me holy shit.

Whats gets him hard ❤️‍🔥

I’m gonna repeat again; Charles is busy. As much as he cares about you, he hardly has time for your relationship and is simply trying is best. Sex is barely ever on his mind. Until it is all that’s in your mind and you let him know. Seeing you needy and wanting him, hanging onto him, tugging at his tie, trying to pull him away from his work is the quickest way to get him hot and bothered. He just hasn’t considered being so desired before and it makes him crazy to watch you act like that for him.

Continuing that, when the two of you are in public and you suddenly get all touchy with him. Grazing his thigh, kissing his neck, running your hands in his hair. He knows that he should be above this and tell you to stop, but he really does love how shameless it is and how good it feels. He’s usually the most economically and socially powerful person in any room he’s in, so no one’s gonna tell him to quit on on the PDA anyway. If you’re lucky, he’ll pay you back for it at home. If you’re really lucky, he’ll drag you off into a nearby bathroom or closet. If you’re unlucky, well…

Is he a mean lover? No. Charles is very attentive and mindful of your needs. He’s going to constantly affirm with you that he’s doing the right thing. How selfless of him. But once that is all done and taken care of and he understands your limits…oh my god he wants to see you cry so badly. He just loves seeing you whine and squirm, your pretty face leaking tears for him. Of course he’ll be nice enough to kiss your tears away and praise you for how good you’re being, but that doesn’t mean he’ll stop.

#dethklok #metalocalypse #polyklok is real #dethklok headcanon #metalocaypse headcanon #charles offdensen #charles Offdensen x reader #charles Offdensen headcanon #metalocalypse charles #I draw the line at magnus hammersmith tho #also I dont know why the ‘get him hard’ part was like…connected or something #why did I low key make Charles an exhibitionist what does that say about me #request filled

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h3llraz0rr · 9 days

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IMPORTANT!! PLEASE READ!!

Hey guys, So on Tik Tok a lot of people were interested in purchasing my Murderface shirt design! I'd love to sell them and make the entire gang, but I gotta do research on how to sell this stuff cause i've never done it before 😭 LMAOO

I have a few other ideas too, like I'd love to do stickers of each Metalocalypse Character with Pride Flags too! I'D LOVE TO MAKE CHARMS OF THE CHARACTERS TOO!! Again, I gotta do my research but I'm so glad people are interested!

I'm not sure where to sell them site wise, I know Redbubble and Etsy are options, I'll figure it out but I can't wait to actually get the ball going on this!

ALSO if you guys have any requests (especially for the Pride sticker/Metalocalypse character one) you'd like to see, let me know! :D

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guitargodsmentalbreakdown · 7 months

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₊˚⊹ ᰔ/ᐠ - ˕ -マ Charles Offdensen Stim board as requested byy @agentofassgard ^•ﻌ•^ฅ♡

#metalocalypse #stim board #stim gif #stim #metalocalypse charles #charles offdensen #character stimboard #Send metalocalypse stimboard requests to myy askbox! ><

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acefrehleyshardware · 8 months

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I need more people who like this ship..pls..for me???

#metalocalypse #metalocalypse fanart #death metal #metalocalypse dick knubbler #charles offdensen #dick knubbler #metalocalypse Charles #knubbdensen #ship fanart #rare ship #rarepair

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golden-wires · 8 months

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some favorite shots throughout the movie, the upgrade from show to final movie really was something to witness and i'm glad they were able to make this come to fruition

#metalocalypse #metalocalypse army of the doomstar #metalocalypse pickles #metalocalypse charles

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raddouchebag · 6 months

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