We hit a subgoal for a scar chart for Theo! This was just very fun to make as a good lil break from all the things I've been working on lately!

Take your votes, folks:

Propaganda:

Centross and Ocie: .. its them! they're such a fun duo and they have a great dynamic. Also wouldn't you like a bit of Ocie and Centross fluff in these trying times? Ignore the fact Centross is dead and a god now. We don't worry about that-

Percy & Dawn: two birds- (bird-people/avians) one quite small, the other quite large, absolutely adorable dynamic, very trusting, very good. Dawn's a baker, and Percy is a... prefect? fancy bird government thing. Also Percy has said the line (maybe slightly inaccurate) "I had everything I asked for growing up. The only thing I didn't have.... was love. Not like this." [them baking together?? mayhaps???]

Wolfgang & Dawn: dogboy and a bird- what more could you ask for? this is not a confirmed romantic relationship, unlike pretty much all of the others, but their characters are very fun. While banter is common, there's a distinct understanding of when things are wrong and to sort of chill a little bit. ('Dog got your tongue?' [Percy] "Not yet! [Wolfgang] )

(Highly recommend Siege in general)

Rae & Wolf: NightingStar! what more do you need than a traumatized scientist man and his slightly-larger boyfriend with a funky little wolf tail? Very caring, very fluff, etc- pretty sure any of you guys voting would know who these two are

Orion & Theo: Orion and Theo Vods are actually some of my "fall asleep to" Vods! Their dynamic when it comes to being both absolute dorks but the two's understanding of when things are serious is very cool- also they're just great

Rune & Vast: ..birbs. well. one bird. one human with a pretty shiny jacket. A rambling inventor and a quiet soldier.. what's not great about the two? (quote: "one day... one day I'll be too much." (rune), "I don't believe that." (Vast))

Orion: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them? Theo, watching Krit screaming, Faye trying to set a sleeping Nel on fire, and Moki choking on air: I don't know either.

tehe

meet AU Theo! In this AU, Theo has a version in Fable! He’s Kai’s brother and the embodiment of the bodies of freshwater- such as rivers and lakes!

I don’t have anything else really planned- just wanted to design something!

Me: I’ll probably never write songs about romantic love because I don’t know what if base it off of-

Fablesmp/mersmp:

… would you possibly like a few gremlins to write about?

Theo: How do you want your coffee? Krit: Black, like my soul. Theo: Theo: Krit, your soul is a latte.

*The Squad is playing Chess* Micah: *easily beats everyone because they know how to play* Nel: *doesn’t know the rules, but wins anyway* Faye: *doesn’t know the rules, and loses* Moki: *knows the rules, but still loses to those who don’t* Theo: Actually, you can’t do that, because I said so. Krit: They named a board game after cheese?

Krit: The floor is lava! Faye: *helps Theo onto the counter* Micah: *kicks Nel off the sofa* Orion: *lays on the floor* Krit: ...Are you okay? Orion: No.

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker* Theo: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know. Everyone: Krit: ...I did. I broke it. Theo: No. No you didn't. Moki? Moki: Don't look at me. Look at Faye. Faye: What?! I didn't break it. Moki: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken? Faye: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken. Moki: Suspicious. Faye: No, it's not! Micah: If it matters, probably not, but Orion was the last one to use it. Orion: Liar! I don't even drink that crap! Micah: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier? Orion: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Micah! Krit: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Theo. Theo: No! Who broke it!? Everyone: Micah: Theo... Moki's been awfully quiet. Moki: rEALLY?! *Everyone starts arguing* Theo, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. Theo: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Theo: Theo: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

Theo: *fast-forwards all the way through the movie* Orion: You can't just skip to the happy ending! Theo: I don't have time for their problems.

Theo, to the Squad: I’d die for you. Moki: Then perish. Micah: You will. Krit: Please don’t. Orion: Cool. Nel: I’d die for you first.

Faye: We have a problem. Orion: Let me guess, you caused it? Moki: Gimme a sec, I'm not drunk enough to listen to this yet. Theo: And it's another Tuesday, your point? Nel: Would shooting you solve this problem? No? Then shut up. Krit: If you're mean the fire, that's our solution to last week's problem.

Moki: If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier. Moki: Violently practices. Faye: Violently studies. Krit: Violently sleeps. Micah: Violently shoots pictures. Theo: Violently boxes. Orion: Violently murders people. Krit: Violently worries about the previous statement.

Theo: Alright, who’s hogging the Netflix account? I’ve been locked out all week! Nel: Sucks to suck! I’m already on the 8th season of Friends! Faye: Not me. Theo: Don’t lie. I know it’s not Krit or Orion. Faye: It’s not me, really! Theo: … Faye: …But it might be Micah… Theo: You gave Micah access to our Netflix account!?!? Faye: They wanted to watch Orange is the New Black! Theo: I’m going to kill you.

Theo: Where is everyone? Orion: Krit had a nervous collapse, Micah is looking after them, Faye is trying to kill Nel, so I’m in charge. Theo: Oh my god! Orion: I know, right?

Orion: Christmas lights? Krit: Check. Nel: Thermos of hot cocoa? Krit: Check. Micah: Santa suits? Krit: Check. Theo: Shovel? Krit: Check. Faye: Alibi and bail money? Krit: Check- wait, WHAT?!