hi elle! may i ask if you can transcribe and translate the chat noir vs griffe noire cat pun fight? thank you!

Hi Zue! Here you go!

I did my best to keep the puns, or move them slightly, but some are pretty hard to translate without it sounding too weird, or staying on the cat theme 🥲 (ngl, they weren't very creative haha, you'll see that a lot of the puns are based on words that have the word "cha" in it, since we don't pronounce the "t" sound of "chat")

Chat Noir: Could it be that... it's actually just an illusion?! Monarque: Voyage! Griffe Noire: See *you around, my beloved sovereign. Monarque: Nooroo, Kaalki, Mullo, Pollen, Orikko, Amalgamate! Multiplication! Griffe Noire: I hope that you like taking paw-nches, cutie-pie! ["J'espère que tu aimes te prendre des châtaignes, mon mignon" - "se prendre une châtaigne" = take a punch, châtaigne = chestnut, has "chat" in it] Chat Noir: That's funny! The only thing I fear are joke thieves, you don't stand a chance! ["Laisse-moi rire, la seule chose que je crains, ce sont les chapardeurs de blagues, tu fais pas le poids!" - pun on chat + chapardeur = thief] Griffe Noire: We'll see about that, do you fear tickles? ["On va vérifier, est-ce que tu crains les chatouilles?" - pun on chat + chatouilles = tickles] Chat Noir: It pains me to know we're paw-lders of the same Miraculous. ["Ca me chagrine de me dire qu'on est les porteurs du même Miraculous." - pun on chat + chagriner = to pain] Griffe Noire: You look upset... ["Tu as l'air chafouin..." - pun on chat + chafouin = upset] Chat Noir: Ladybug? --- Griffe Noire: You're clearly not the coolest of the litter! Chat Noir: You shouldn't count your kittens too soon! ["Tu ne devrais pas vendre la peau du Chat trop tôt!" - pun on "ne pas vendre la peau de l'ours avant de l'avoir tué" (lit. don't sell the bear's fur before killing it) = don't count your chickens before they've hatched, adapted to cats) Monarque: Merge! Where is their superpower coming from?! Ah... I can't feel any trace of Akumatisation! Huh? It's a trap! Voyage! --- Chat Noir: You know it's a legend? Griffe Noire: Yes, I know, I'm a living legend! Chat Noir: I was talking about cats not liking water. Griffe Noire: Cats don't like water! Chat Noir: I don't agree! Some cats are actually excellent swimmers! I even have an aquatic version of my costume. Don't you? Griffe Noire: I hate water and swimming pools! And bragging cats! [Bragging cats = chats vantards] Chat Noir: Bragging cats, bragging cats, hm, let me think, nope! It's not a pun! I didn't expect cat from you! Hehehe ["Chats vantards, chats vantards, hm, laisse-moi réfléchir... ah mais non! Il n'y a pas de jeu de mots! Je ne m'attendais pas à chat de ta part! Hehehe" - pun on chat + ça = that] Griffe Noire: You want a pun? Then hang on tight because as long as I don't have your Miraculous, I promise you I'll be relentless! ["Tu veux un jeu de mots? Alors accroche-toi parce que tant que je n'aurais pas ton Miraculous, je te promets de m'acharner!" - pun on chat + s'acharner = be relentless]

(continuation of the scene between these two here)